Co-worker comes in with some fundraiser deal, selling eggrolls because his ex-wife's sister's sister needs a kidney transplant.

I asked if they were democrats to which my co-worker responded yes. I told him to have Obamacare pay for it.

Now I guess I'm an ass hole.

You no like eggwoll?? lol

I do that crap all the time. Soon, they'll quit asking.

your title alludes to the fact that someone else at work could be the A-hole at times.

I understand this is not the case.

Yeah it is mostly just me but now I guess it is a well accepted fact.

I gotta run to an all staff meeting now, this should go well.

Kudos on sealing the deal.

It is a title I would wear with pride.

Go into it knowing I can put you to work if need be...

Bring some eggrolls to appease the crowd.

Heavywalker: good answer. It's fun to be the a hole at work. I do it all the time.

Ernie

Good luck in the meeting.

I know the feeling. Just told my latest boss to shove it.

Wait. What?

No more short bus driver?

Eggrolls!!?? Seriously!!?? As a fundraiser is comical.

Hope she gets a kidney though!

Welcome to the club!!The A-Lister's A-Hole Club. You just paid your dues!

Not sure what I'm going to do, my NRA membership is coming due.

good for you. More people should vote with their wallet.

Isn't this fundraiser an attempt at paying for healthcare via a private sector mechanism? If so, should not fiscal conservatives encourage this type of behavior no matter what the political affiliation of the beneficiaries ?

You may be an ask hole, but not for the reason that you are assuming.

Co-worker's ex-wife's sister's sister MURDERER..!

Who the fugg sells eggrolls?

And who the fugg helps the relative of an ex-wife?

And does the sister drive an Avalanche?



Travis

I'll send you $20 if that'll cover it.

Add: Isn't an ex-wife's sister's sister a sister period?

Appearance over substance

I salute you my friend!

I see your point, but if your disposable income has been reduced due to the actions of politicians that the fundraisers voted for, then would "lb SiO2" be appropriate 1st Amendment response?

I would have wrote the URL for Obama care on a piece of paper and stapled it to his forehead.

More like covering her deductible which they want someone else to pay for.

LOL.

That response might feel right but a waste of a potential teachable moment.

it's all fun and laughs until it's your wife with the dire health situation

Since when is conveying facts an azzhole move?

fu*k'em, wear the title with pride.

I LOVE it!!!

I'd be right there with ya bud... Congrats!!

*****the first-year billed charges for a kidney transplant are more than >>>>>>$262,000.
******Following your transplant, you will need several drugs, called immunosuppresives, to sustain your transplanted kidney.......... Cellcept: Total monthly cost is approximately >>>>>>$1064
� Prograf: Total monthly cost is approximately >>>>>>$1,340
� Prednisone: Total monthly cost is approximately >>>>>>$12
� Myfortic: Total monthly cost is approximately >>>>>$806




Sam�s Club Minh Chicken Egg Rolls - 50 ct. >> $ 10. 88 = stupid demoncrate math

Train an understudy!

anyone that voted for obama, is the enemy.

No. Withholding a financial gift to someone you don't like is perfectly acceptable within "a private sector mechanism."

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Says the short bus rider.

Tell them you want a plaque.....a scratch and sniff one.

Apparently it is a step sister or some schit, anyway it's not my problem.

Hey, my wife needs some new tits.

Wanna buy some gummi bears?

let me see the old ones ....maybe I'll trade ya ...

Uhhhh boy. You sure opened yourself up to the cheap seats now!!

LMAO!

do i get to see the end result if i help subsidize?

As opposed to egg rolls for a kidney transplant?

If I had that kind of an uncovered medical insurance nightmare, I'd go straight to my family and peeps,not a food drive.

I could get enough for 5000 egg rolls from you with a phone call.

I need a cock reduction...email for pay pal addy.

Didja wear out the originals?

Are you selling these?

Staff meeting went well, no outbursts or anything....

Bob, I could totally redeem myself if you are serious about that order for 5000 eggwolls.

Those little bastards will rip your insides out.

"hell bears" LMAO

TFF. But, I think you're toast with that crowd, bro'!

Im an ass-hole at work all the time. Being a Republican union member isnt easy But, I got a big heart. And anyone coming through taking donations usually gets a $20...people going through tough times need it more than me.

But, I tend to be very critical of who I give money too. Good/bad I watch people and judge easy. I kept seeing 2 guys frequently asking for donations, which isnt unusual in a union due to some being on community service committees, but these two were different. Very rarely a card to sign, skipping certain people, routinely asking for donations toward to end of the month, etc etc...ill guarantee they were lining their pockets. Never gave to those 2 again, and wont.

I thought an egg roll was what they do on the White House lawn at Easter.

Got to thinkin, but is this A-Hole thing really relegated to "at work" only?

I'm thinking not.

Hey mister, screw you for judging me. I'm the nicest guy I give a fugg about.

"Fundraisers" selling product are a very inefficient method of paying bills. If anything, give them a straight donation of money and skip the food altogether.

Such fundraisers are simply about the party feeling "good" about themselves for "doing something" rather than truly aiding the financial burden.

What I want to know is what is she going to do with her old tits?

If they're not spoken for ... I'll take 'em.

I'll send you enough gummi bears to cover the shipping.

Pics of the old ones or no deal.

Phone lines are open!!

Should I expect to see a man with a sign on the Fairfax Cty Parkway that reads -- will trade gummi bears for tits?

Wonder how long it is before Flave disallows us to say tits?

You are one silk tongued salesman. Let me know when and how much and I'll talk to the boss.

So, is that the only place you're considered an A-hole? If so, you're not trying hard enough.

As a friend of mine used to say, "There's nothing wrong with an ass hole, as long as you're the ass hole" speaking about himself.

It ain't these gummi bears, is it? Read the comment section......
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/dp/B008JELLCA

gummi bears??? I thought they were using silicone or saline solution these days???

hard to keep up with med technology

though they're liable to taste good after the op

please let us know


and pix or it didn't happen

At least heavyw... gets to wait until he arrives at the office to hear it.

I get barraged with it before I've finished my first cup of coffee in the am...and I get up at 5am every day.

a number of years ago, approaching christmas, a number of signs appeared in my rather large office, from a woman who's daughter taught school in the ghetto. The signs all had pictures of little juans, and juanita's and what they wanted for christmas. All illegals by the way.
I remember one juan in particular, he was one of like 12kids and sent up here to live with his aunt, wasn't suppose to go home till he got edducated. He wanted a sony radio thing, some designer hi dollar tennis shoes, you get the picture. Woman and daughter hit by office, I said a know. Tried to work on my guilt which there was none. It was ended when i said i had five grandsons living a hardscrabble life in texas, how much are you going to raise for them, as they were citizens? No answer.

Well you are a lawyer.....

he's a sports prognosticator


lawyerin is just what he does when the games aren't on

should have squinted up your eyes and done your most obnoxious "me so hoe-nee" impression. now THATS an a-hole at work.