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So, is that the only place you're considered an A-hole? If so, you're not trying hard enough.
Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability.
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As a friend of mine used to say, "There's nothing wrong with an ass hole, as long as you're the ass hole" speaking about himself.
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Hey, my wife needs some new tits.
Wanna buy some gummi bears?
What I want to know is what is she going to do with her old tits? If they're not spoken for ... I'll take 'em. I'll send you enough gummi bears to cover the shipping.  It ain't these gummi bears, is it? Read the comment section...... http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/dp/B008JELLCA
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Hey, my wife needs some new tits.
Wanna buy some gummi bears?
gummi bears??? I thought they were using silicone or saline solution these days??? hard to keep up with med technology though they're liable to taste good after the op please let us know and pix or it didn't happen 
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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At least heavyw... gets to wait until he arrives at the office to hear it.
I get barraged with it before I've finished my first cup of coffee in the am...and I get up at 5am every day.
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward
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a number of years ago, approaching christmas, a number of signs appeared in my rather large office, from a woman who's daughter taught school in the ghetto. The signs all had pictures of little juans, and juanita's and what they wanted for christmas. All illegals by the way.
I remember one juan in particular, he was one of like 12kids and sent up here to live with his aunt, wasn't suppose to go home till he got edducated. He wanted a sony radio thing, some designer hi dollar tennis shoes, you get the picture. Woman and daughter hit by office, I said a know. Tried to work on my guilt which there was none. It was ended when i said i had five grandsons living a hardscrabble life in texas, how much are you going to raise for them, as they were citizens? No answer.
THE BIRTH PLACE OF GERONIMO
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At least heavyw... gets to wait until he arrives at the office to hear it.
I get barraged with it before I've finished my first cup of coffee in the am...and I get up at 5am every day. Well you are a lawyer.....
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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At least heavyw... gets to wait until he arrives at the office to hear it.
I get barraged with it before I've finished my first cup of coffee in the am...and I get up at 5am every day. Well you are a lawyer..... he's a sports prognosticator lawyerin is just what he does when the games aren't on
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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should have squinted up your eyes and done your most obnoxious "me so hoe-nee" impression. now THATS an a-hole at work.
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