So which one for you?



Mary Ann for me...although both at the same time would be best.

Not again!




Let me skip the first two pages and go right to Bailey Quarters over Loni.....

Mary Ann!

Van Halen or Van Hagar?



Van Hagar sucks...I'm with Joe Dirt on that.

Love me some Mary Ann!

As a boy, I'd come home from school, eat a snack, and turn on Gilligans Island reruns, mostly just to watch Ginger's tits bounce around.

So, I'll say Ginger.

Ginger for this boy... a redhead will always win over a brunette for me when both are good looking...

As a side note, Allan Hales son Chris, lives locally...
His wife was an account of our company, and I got to know him...so of course I had to ask him that very question...

When the show was being filmed, Chris was in Jr High and frequently on the set....being a tall good looking young blonde kid, Dawn Wells and Tina Louise use to fuss over him, like he was a nephew.... in fact they use to get competitive over it...

He told me his favoritism for Ginger, started with just before a scene, Mary Ann gave him a big hug and kiss, that made him feel on cloud nine...

As Mary Ann takes off to do the scene, Ginger grabs him and tells him "anyone can give someone a kiss and a hug, But can Dawn do this to you?" and then takes him ( as he was the right height for this at the time) and pulls his face into her cleavage while wearing one of those slinky dresses like in the pic above...and rubs his face into her boobs..

She then gave him a kiss on the forehead and walked off...

Chris always said he was the luckiest kid in America during the years the show was being filmed...

He didn't have to pick between Mary Ann or Ginger.. they were fussing over him....but after this incident, Ginger was always his favorite...

Hint tho: don't google her current pics...she didn't age well..

Mary Ann

Yes.

Classic Mustang or Camaro?



Love em' both but would keep the Mustang if forced to choose.

Post your own "? or ?" if you like.

Carry on....

twofish

if you rephrase the question - which one would you want a one night stand with?

the answer is obvious.

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"if you could only have one book on a deserted island which one would it be?"

"ummm....how to build a raft?"

Dawn Wells, aka Mary Ann, is 76 now. She's held her looks VERY well. This is a 2015 photo. I think she looks a lot like Sarah Palin.

camero...

Mustang...

bottles or cans

I'm telling you Mrs. Howe was a closet freak!!!

You have been out in that hot Texas sun without your sombrero for WAY too long.

For me, Mary Ann for the main course and Ginger for dessert.

Both, the only reasonable answer

+1 to this. A sailors dream...

I'll take the two V one any day, but single ship, Ginger all the way (bigger tits)...

Dawn Wells, AKA Mary Ann lives just over the hill in Victor (or Driggs not sure but it doesn't really matter)
She's had her problems.




I'd choose her over Ginger. Lower maintenance.

Speaking of tits bouncing around, the most obvious answer is...Jeannie!

Larry Hagman was a fool! The things I would've ordered her to do....

mary ann

heard she was a squirter!!!!!!

Okay
1. Mary Ann
also
2. 30-06 / Not 308 or 270
3. 45ACP / Not 9mm or 40

We all have !!!

Unfortunately the Skipper had the biggest mammaries on that show.

reference and link, please..

Why can I only choose ONE? I want both!

Ah, no. Mary Ann is still pure as driven snow!

Definitely Mary Ann for me!

Maybe so Barry, Maybe so.

Yes
Yes
and Yes....

...bottles for me unless glass is not available or allowed.

If Mary Ann is 5'4" tall then Ginger must have been about 6'2"



Those are some looooong legs to wrap around ya.

Absolutely.

You're on a remote island with two beautiful women. If you haven't figured out both is the right answer, well what can I say?

Ginger, for sure.

She gives off that "Dirty" vibe...

Both.... I'd be the meat in that sandwich.

Camaro.....I'm a Chevy guy all the way.

Bottles or cans?.....doesn't matter as long as it has alcohol in it.

Ginger for ..me...DEC 1963 ...Playboy magazine...as a young man that came to lite in a new way !

I'll use my standard reply...
Lynda Carter.

I figger he musta been gay...

I'm a tag teamin sob...both

For the long haul... Mary Ann.

For a weekend in the Bahamas... Ginger.

She's in an entirely different league...

They would have both been pregnant within the month had I been on that island.

Ginger

Ginger, and Camaro. But I could make do with Mary Ann and a Mustang...

Take what's offered, man!

Mary Ann.

Mary Ann

Ginger wouldn't give you a second look unless you had Howell's money - and then she'd expect a big chunk of that in exchange for occasional poontang in between her numerous headaches. Plus she'd be screwing the Professor, the Skipper and Howell all on the side.

Mary Ann is a healthy red-blooded woman, she'd boink your brains out, want some more and then give you a back rub as you went to sleep. When you woke up she'd cook you a really nice meal. Then she'd wash and iron your shirts.

Mary Ann all the way.

Hell, I would have had them draw straws..

Mustang

Ginger . . . Mary Ann reminds me too much of an old "acquaintance" .

Oh, and Camaro any day of the week. . .

Oh HEALLLLL yeah!!! That's a SERIOUS upgrade!

Mary Ann, because she's nicer and prettier. And the Camaro....

partial to Lovey myself. i likes my bitches bony and well mannered

We have a 68 Camaro but I must admit a preference for the Mustang. Splitting hairs, really.

Aha!!! See my post on page one!!!

Both.
Why not?

That redhead addiction is gonna kill ya doc.....

Mary Ann... Mondays,Wednesdays and Fridays.

Ginger... Tuesdays,Thursday and Saturdays.


Rest on Sunday.

Either or both

Bailey (Jan Smithers) for the win.

Some days I would prefer Ginger, other days Mary Ann would get the nod.

That being said, I'd deep six the pair for one night with Linda.

Wonder Woman has had her share of personal problems as well. Booze hasn't enhanced her looks much. Lovely gal though.

Mary Ann
Ford pickup
308

Battle of the Network Stars Nov 79 JAN SMITHERS D…: http://youtu.be/bg-2D4UPkug

Bless you, Dick Van Patten....

That water was cold

What are you, high?

Mary Ann

but then again if Ginger walked up to me wanting something I'd probably obey her every command. At least for a while, anyway...

Ginger (love redheads!)
Pontiac Firebird
308

you've VERY Good Taste Pappy.....

I'll tie Bailey with Ginger....and Bailey definitely over Mary Ann...

I am a Morticia fan myself.

Ginger
Camaro
308
Bottles, preferably Heineken

When Tina Louise was 24 in God's Little Acre in 1958, she was hot.

But in 1967 on Gilligan's island she was 33, and not quite as foxy.

But from all accounts on personality, you would rather want the girl next door.

I hate to say it, gentlemen, but Lynda Carter has not aged nearly as well as we'd like. At 64 she looks older than Dawn Wells at 76.

uhhhhhh! Yes..

Lynda Carter made some Playboy channel soft porn before wonder woman.
Like Joan Collins before Dynasty.


Google can find that stuff in a second.
They must be ashamed now.

Thanks, but no need to chose. Mine is the same vintage and would eat both of them.

^^^^^^^

Hells yeah!

It didn,t happen unless you can prove it.

I'll be waiting for the proof.

"Bobbi Jo and the Outlaw". I saw it on cable TV back in the dark ages before you could stop and rewind, stop and rewind, stop and rewind, stop and rewind, stop and rewind, stop and rewind, well, you get the idea...

Marjoe Gortner nibbles on those big boobs a few times in the movie. Definitely worth renting and fast forwarding to the good spots.

Lynda Carter TaTa - NSFW.

Instead of being paid for his role in the movie Gortner had the scriptwriter put in a few of these scenes. Hell, I would have paid the producer to be in that role...

Slurp!

Both.

I'd beat the fur off of that today, right this second..

Yep

I am still waiting for the proof of soft porn
1 or 2 little tittty shot is not enough for a whole movie.

Mary Ann for me.

Although Ginger looked pretty stunny back then too.

Maryann at the beach and Jeannie in the bottle....