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Campfire Kahuna
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For the long haul... Mary Ann.
For a weekend in the Bahamas... Ginger.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I'll use my standard reply... Lynda Carter. She's in an entirely different league...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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They would have both been pregnant within the month had I been on that island.
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Ginger, and Camaro. But I could make do with Mary Ann and a Mustang...
Take what's offered, man!
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Campfire Outfitter
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Mary Ann.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Ginger wouldn't give you a second look unless you had Howell's money - and then she'd expect a big chunk of that in exchange for occasional poontang in between her numerous headaches. Plus she'd be screwing the Professor, the Skipper and Howell all on the side.
Mary Ann is a healthy red-blooded woman, she'd boink your brains out, want some more and then give you a back rub as you went to sleep. When you woke up she'd cook you a really nice meal. Then she'd wash and iron your shirts.
Mary Ann all the way.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Hell, I would have had them draw straws..
"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." Thomas Jefferson
GeoW, The "Unwoke" ...Let's go Brandon!
"A Well Regulated Militia" Life Member
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Mustang
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Ginger . . . Mary Ann reminds me too much of an old "acquaintance" . Oh, and Camaro any day of the week. . .
Someday I hope to be the person my dogs think I am . . . The only true cost of having a dog is its death. Someone once said "a nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves." Shiloh Sharps . . . there is no substitute. NRA Endowment Member
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I'll use my standard reply... Lynda Carter. Oh HEALLLLL yeah!!! That's a SERIOUS upgrade!
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Mary Ann, because she's nicer and prettier. And the Camaro....
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Campfire Outfitter
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partial to Lovey myself. i likes my bitches bony and well mannered
My diploma is a DD214
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We have a 68 Camaro but I must admit a preference for the Mustang. Splitting hairs, really.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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partial to Lovey myself. i likes my bitches bony and well mannered Aha!!! See my post on page one!!!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Ginger, and Camaro. But I could make do with Mary Ann and a Mustang...
Take what's offered, man! That redhead addiction is gonna kill ya doc.....
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Mary Ann... Mondays,Wednesdays and Fridays.
Ginger... Tuesdays,Thursday and Saturdays.
Rest on Sunday.
Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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I'll use my standard reply... Lynda Carter. Oh HEALLLLL yeah!!! That's a SERIOUS upgrade!
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