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Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I haven’t dated in 10 years. I met a woman two weeks ago . We went out on a handful of dates. Now she fell in love,wants to get married and be together forever. What happened to keep going on dates and see how things go? I’m confused.

What am I missing here? I’m thinking she’s got issues.
Posted By: irfubar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Run!!!!
Posted By: Partsman Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Yes, I second that, you need to get out now!!!
Posted By: jdunham Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Run!!!!


What he said! Lol!
Posted By: bigfish9684 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Run!!!!


Stage 5 clinger.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Lol. Damn , I was having fun.
Posted By: R_H_Clark Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
She is either completely crazy,or less likely a lonesome lady who hasn't dated very much at all who needs someone to replace someone she lost. Either way,probably best to get out while you can.
Posted By: irfubar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Why does puzzy have hair?



To hide the hook


Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Lol. Damn , I was having fun.
Posted By: Armednfree Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years. I met a woman two weeks ago . We went out on a handful of dates. Now she fell in love,wants to get married and be together forever. What happened to keep going on dates and see how things go? I’m confused.

What am I missing here? I’m thinking she’s got issues.

I take it you've hit that. Some chicks think men experience the same kind of bonding they do. Just ain't so.


There are about 157 million females in the U.S., Why would you put the first one you catch on the stringer and go home?
Posted By: Bwana_1 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
After 2 weeks ?, you must be a hell of a man...or she's looking for a sugar daddy smile
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
After 2 weeks ?, you must be a hell of a man...or she's looking for a sugar daddy smile


She’s slightly older (couple years ) and has a great job/career.
Posted By: Rugerfan4374 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Why does puzzy have hair?



To hide the hook


Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Lol. Damn , I was having fun.




HA HA HA HA HA , no kidding !!!!!!! OP run , and run away fast.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Why does puzzy have hair?



To hide the hook


Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Lol. Damn , I was having fun.



Smooth
Posted By: R_H_Clark Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
After 2 weeks ?, you must be a hell of a man...or she's looking for a sugar daddy smile


She’s slightly older (couple years ) and has a great job/career.


Does she own a boat?
Posted By: antelope_sniper Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
After 2 weeks ?, you must be a hell of a man...or she's looking for a sugar daddy smile


She’s slightly older (couple years ) and has a great job/career.


So are you Pool Boy material?

Is her biological clock about to hit midnight?
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by R_H_Clark
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
After 2 weeks ?, you must be a hell of a man...or she's looking for a sugar daddy smile


She’s slightly older (couple years ) and has a great job/career.


Does she own a boat?


No, but I bet she would buy one if I said to.

She can cook like a [bleep] and has fake DDs. I was seriously considering moving in with her.
Posted By: irfubar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
If she owns a boat, liquor store and sporting goods store , I say go for it!!
Posted By: R_H_Clark Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by R_H_Clark
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
After 2 weeks ?, you must be a hell of a man...or she's looking for a sugar daddy smile


She’s slightly older (couple years ) and has a great job/career.


Does she own a boat?


No, but I bet she would buy one if I said to.

She can cook like a [bleep] and has fake DDs. I was seriously considering moving in with her.




One in the hand,two in the bush.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
If she's hung up on you I would agree as to her having issues. wink
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
What the hell. I would stick around for a while.
Posted By: dh84 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
If you go any further,make sure you like her mother. Because that's who she will turn into 6 months after marriage.
Posted By: RatherBHuntin Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Runnnnnn, or at least slow way down. Takes at least a year to see someone’s true colors. Tell her it’s in her best interest as well. If they fall hard and fast, they are usually very “co-dependent”. Some want something they think you can/will provide and are afraid if they go slow, you will find out their true motives, charachter, or dysfunction. A good relationship is built in steps based on validated trust, communication, and giving of yourself to another. Just my 2cents.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
What the hell. I would stick around for a while.


I want to.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by RatherBHuntin
Runnnnnn, or at least slow way down. Takes at least a year to see someone’s true colors. Tell her it’s in her best interest as well. If they fall hard and fast, they are usually very “co-dependent”. Some want something they think you can/will provide and are afraid if they go slow, you will find out their true motives, charachter, or dysfunction. A good relationship is built in steps based on validated trust, communication, and giving of yourself to another. Just my 2cents.


I agree. I try to tell her this and she gets defensive.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by dh84
If you go any further,make sure you like her mother. Because that's who she will turn into 6 months after marriage.


Her mother told her to move in with me if I make her happy. Actually she wants me to move in with her.
Posted By: antelope_sniper Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by dh84
If you go any further,make sure you like her mother. Because that's who she will turn into 6 months after marriage.


Her mother told her to move in with me if I make her happy. Actually she wants me to move in with her.


So who's in the hurry, her, or mom?

Or, did a Boone and Crockett trophy just walk out in front of you on opening morning?
Posted By: AB2506 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Take your time (within reason).
Posted By: ironbender Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18

Just go ahead and marry her. What's the worst that could happen?
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Hit it, again and again and again and again like a screen door in a hurricane.

Just maintain your own place so when it doesn’t work out.

Remember there is always 50 ways to leave your lover.
Posted By: Barkoff Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years. I met a woman two weeks ago . We went out on a handful of dates. Now she fell in love,wants to get married and be together forever. What happened to keep going on dates and see how things go? I’m confused.

What am I missing here? I’m thinking she’s got issues.



Next time out, fart a few times, that ought to slow things up a bit.
Posted By: Barkoff Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by ironbender

Just go ahead and marry her. What's the worst that could happen?



HAHAHAHA! Somthin tells be you know.
Posted By: littlecmonkey Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Bore her to death, buy very little, and satiate your desires until it's her that wants you the hell away.
Posted By: Castle_Rock Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years. I met a woman two weeks ago . We went out on a handful of dates. Now she fell in love,wants to get married and be together forever. What happened to keep going on dates and see how things go? I’m confused.

What am I missing here? I’m thinking she’s got issues.

If you haven't had a root in 10 years WTF are you doing on the forum, get out there and drain the tank.
Posted By: pal Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
...she wants me to move in with her.


That's OK. Just don't give up your own place.
Posted By: websterparish47 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by dh84
If you go any further,make sure you like her mother. Because that's who she will turn into 6 months after marriage.


Her mother told her to move in with me if I make her happy. Actually she wants me to move in with her.


Her house=her rules. Run buddy.
Posted By: jimy Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Lets see a picture of her mom.
Posted By: DHN Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Christ, you have to ask about this? She's phugged up in the head! Use her, abuse her, and when she starts to catch on, use her a little more, until you can't stand her! Just DO NOT GET EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED!
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by ironbender

Just go ahead and marry her. What's the worst that could happen?




laugh laugh
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Women can control being crazy...

But not forever. I'm thinking her two minute warning bell is ringing, and she wants to get married before she goes into Full Psycho Mode.

You won't recognize her when she does.
Posted By: ringworm Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I'm guessing you hit it around 3rd date.
You should have known the and made it clear right then and there.
If a woman wants to be a whore don't make her a wife.
Posted By: doctor_Encore Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by DHN
Christ, you have to ask about this? She's phugged up in the head! Use her, abuse her, and when she starts to catch on, use her a little more, until you can't stand her! Just DO NOT GET EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED!



He is already emotionally involved which is why he asked the question.
Posted By: srwshooter Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
don't be leading with the wrong head.
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years. I met a woman two weeks ago . We went out on a handful of dates. Now she fell in love,wants to get married and be together forever. What happened to keep going on dates and see how things go? I’m confused.

What am I missing here? I’m thinking she’s got issues.


Dear Abby didn't answer your inquiry? So you "Dear Abby" the campfire...

And you're one of the "Oregon is Victimhood" Clowns...

This thread is priceless.....

If you haven't had a date in 10 yrs, that is a lot of pocket pool time...

I'd say you better get what you can get, while the gettin is good...

another 10 years is going to be a long time...

just priceless...
Posted By: WildWest Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Enjoy the ride.
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Women can control being crazy...

But not forever. I'm thinking her two minute warning bell is ringing, and she wants to get married before she goes into Full Psycho Mode.

You won't recognize her when she does.
This^.
Posted By: doubletap Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
What the hell. I would stick around for a while.


I want to.

Why not! Have fun until you decide if you want to make this a permanent arrangement. Just drag your feet about marriage until either you want it too or you decide to part ways.
Posted By: boatboy Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
OH man this will be a sticky soon

I see this having a long life on the fire


Lots of fun but honestly you may get something you never dreamed of out of this

Proceed with caution

Hank
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by boatboy



Lots of fun but honestly you may get something you never dreamed of out of this



Hank


Herpes?
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
How many rug rats will you be supporting?





Catch and release is just responsible, sustainable fishing.....
Posted By: hanco Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I have a lot of women friends, they are interesting to talk to.
Posted By: Pappy348 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Okay, Grasshopper, time for adult talk.

Under no circumstances should you consider any sort of permanent tie to this gal until you've been dating for six months at least. Then, if all is well, get engaged for least another six months, and like the other guy said, don't give up your place, or let her give up hers until if and when you tie the knot. These are bare minimums. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and consider that she's just a bit desperate and lonesome, and that you seem like a good guy that will make her happy (an impossibility, she has to decide to be happy herself), but the indications are she's not thinking straight about this, and neither are you for even considering getting in any deeper at this point. Put her off on this, gently but firmly, citing common sense and caution as the reasons, or even that you want to enjoy the romance before settling down, and if she can't handle that, you know she's a loon and you need to escape, and quickly. There's no good reason to rush into this, only bad, and really bad ones.

Don't teach her to shoot, or buy her a gun, and don't rely on her for baby prevention.
Posted By: ringworm Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Run.
Posted By: Pappy348 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by ringworm
Run.


That's another good option.
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Maybe she needs a little help paying off that $27,649.34 VISA bill......


She super wacko and willing about kinky sex?


Is she wacko enough to stalk you after the split?


We need answers to help out. smile


Dr. Phil
Posted By: CrowRifle Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Do an internet search. Somewhere someone has posted a warning.....
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Sheesh. A guy finds someone who is evidently attractive enough for him, works hard, makes money, self sufficient, good cook, likes sex and everyone says to screw her over. Then those same people talk about what biotches women are and cant figure out why.

Unreal.

Ten years with Rosie Palm and a real woman comes along and then a guy thinks hes too good for her. Sounds like some women Ive known.
Posted By: wabigoon Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Learn about her sense of humor, ask her to read this thread, and "meet your friends".

Seriously, some things have be done all alone. Your life, some things are a leap of faith. The best to you.
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Sheesh. A guy finds someone who is evidently attractive enough for him, works hard, makes money, self sufficient, good cook, likes sex and everyone says to screw her over. Then those same people talk about what biotches women are and cant figure out why.

Unreal.


Sir, I get it.....but it's been two weeks.
If she can't wait at least three the smoke alarms go off and some investigation is prudent.....
as is more lovin' during the discovery portion of the case.
Win/Win.


smile
Posted By: chlinstructor Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Women can control being crazy...

But not forever. I'm thinking her two minute warning bell is ringing, and she wants to get married before she goes into Full Psycho Mode.

You won't recognize her when she does.


Been there and done that! Like others said RUN! crazy
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Not saying for him to get hitched but more referring to some of the comments from others as being pretty telling. grin
Posted By: HitnRun Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years. I met a woman two weeks ago . We went out on a handful of dates. Now she fell in love,wants to get married and be together forever. What happened to keep going on dates and see how things go? I’m confused.

What am I missing here? I’m thinking she’s got issues.


You have to ask yourself, would you really want to get into a long term commitment with someone that would have anything to do with you.
Posted By: Redneck Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Run!!!!
Run faster...

2 weeks? Geez...
Posted By: ringworm Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Never under any circumstances make any type of commitment, even the slightest, to ANY woman you have not had the pleasure of sharing a single Menstrual cycle with.
Posted By: Razz Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
As I always told my sons....don't be a fool, remember to wrap your tool!
Posted By: Mannlicher Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Run!!!!

you won't find better advice. Heed it
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by HitnRun

You have to ask yourself, would you really want to get into a long term commitment with someone that would have anything to do with you.



42DD's, Bro.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
And some of the idiots come out of the woodwork. Thanks for the sound advice.
Posted By: gophergunner Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Two weeks? And you don't think this is a reason for concern. All the poontang in the world ain't worth being shackled with Psychowoman. Run fast, run low, but mainly RUN! Two weeks and she's looking for a lifetime commitment is insane. Me thinks there's a few floats missing from her parade.
Posted By: WoodsStalker Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Haul ass now!!! Don't look back!!
Posted By: cisco1 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18


Buy her a light weight scattergun for VD.

Don't move in ....but spend a few nites a week with her. A guy always needs a place of his own ...to go to . Even when married .

And remember: Sperm is not the glue that keeps a marriage together.
Posted By: viking Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
The hook thing was so hillarious, and true.
Posted By: WhiteTail48 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years.

What am I missing here? .




This thread is priceless.....

just priceless...


Seeking dating advice on a public forum? Just priceless.
Posted By: Rugerfan4374 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I know I said run in a previous post, but hey I do not know the situation, nor do I know you or her. If she floats your boat dude, then by all means do what you think is right. I personally think that the commitment thing at this time frame is a little premature. Also you can be in a committed relationship and not live together. Good luck in whatever direction you choose.
Posted By: Sharpsman Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
A ‘free ride’ is what 99% are looking for!
Posted By: Sharpsman Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by WoodsStalker
Haul ass now!!! Don't look back!!



grin crazy grin
Posted By: Bob_H_in_NH Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
So you're worried that after only 2 weeks she's all in love and wants to get married,

Yet, in another post, after only 2 weeks you are all ready to move in with her?

Seems double standardish to me.

2 weeks is 2 weeks of dating, you don't even know each other yet, WAY to early to move in, in either direction. Keep dating, you want to go through seasons, holidays, meet family, get through or at least into next hunting season, see how all that goes, THEN discuss the next steps.

Heck, have you even had a fight yet? You need to see each other through good and bad times and talks. Nothing brings out the inner personality like a good disagreement.
Posted By: ol_mike Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Boob job = big red flag .
Posted By: WeimsnKs Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by ol_mike
Boob job = big red flag .


Just when you think you can’t see anything more ignorant on this sight, somebody raises your the bar.
Posted By: wabigoon Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I am not going to make popcorn, I'm buying stock in popcorn companies .
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by WeimsnKs
Originally Posted by ol_mike
Boob job = big red flag .


Just when you think you can’t see anything more ignorant on this sight, somebody raises your the bar.


I'd consider studying her boob job....
for scarring and such.
By hand.
Once.
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Any pics of her sister?
40DD?

I'm not greedy.
Posted By: ingwe Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Run!!!!



As usual the first response is the best.

Shes looking for a meal ticket. Guaranteed.
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I fell in love once, in two weeks......
It was one morning while I was shaving in front of a large mirror, IIRC.
It didn't last long.
Posted By: StoneCutter Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
2 weeks????? That's insane. If it's true love, you guys will still be together a year from now. What's the hurry? Remember, this is forever. If it doesn't work out, you're screwed in more ways than one.

You haven't been together long enough to find out the bad habits that each of you have that bother you yet. Even then, women have a way of tolerating your bad habits until you do get married. Then they try to change you and that never works. I would at least wait until after hunting season to make sure she will tolerate you being gone on a regular basis. If she's "clingy" alwaysoutdoors, you can forget about being always outdoors. I've been married for 31 years and we love each other. We went through a period during the first 10 years where she didn't like me hunting "all of the time". Then there was the dirty socks on the floor. I didn't do enough dishes. I was messy. My schit stinks. On and on. She tried her damnedest to change me, but I am who I am. Everything piled up through time and got to the point where she hated who I was even though she loved me. It took a marriage counselor to straighten her out after 11 years. You're only in it for 2 weeks. That's nothing.

Take your time and go on several long vacations together. That way you might find out who she really is. Even then, you still won't know. Then if things go South, no harm, no foul. And then run like hell.
Posted By: bellydeep Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I wouldn’t make any kind of decision like that in 2 weeks. You’re not thinking clearly yet.

Wait until you start to get bored of banging her. If you still want to move in, then it’s true love.

Woman with fake DD’s sounds like a lot of fun.
Posted By: StoneCutter Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by irfubar
Run!!!!



As usual the first response is the best.

Shes looking for a meal ticket. Guaranteed.



You sound like you've been down that road before. grin
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Pre-nup.
Unless SHE is loaded........in the wallet, you filthy animals.....
We already know she's loaded in the chestel region...
Posted By: funnybone Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I had a very similar experience to yours about 10 years. Talked about marriage and all of that stuff in the first two weeks. Said she loved me the first night we were together.
She has lots of money and once worked for one on the biggest law firms in NY state. I dated her for three years. Turns out she had a personality disorder . Accused me of sleeping with every woman I saw . There were many other issues that went along with her disorder. Anyway I broke it off with her and never looked back.

Slow down , Stick around for a while. Your woman may actuality be normal,but it does smack of desperation. If she does not want to slow down , she get defensive about
taking it easy it may be a clue that you might should move on. Other the other hand she may realize you are the catch of her lifetime .
Posted By: Razz Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
This has all the makings of one of Flaves April 1st posts. Brewing another pot of coffee (NOT Starbucks) for the continued reading.
Posted By: cra1948 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors


and has fake DDs.





This thread is meaningless without pictures.
Posted By: viking Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Time will tell.
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Rethinking my response...

I say Go For it....

in a 120 to 180 days ( or less) we can enjoy the "Dear Abby Divorce Advise Needed Thread"....

That'll be priceless also....

Did you ever sober up enough to think, that she is doing all of this...
because she is in need for some reason....

and sees you as a sucker?

Not dating in 10 years... she probably sees that as something positive..... for her needs..

Personally I look forward to the 'Dear Abbey Divorce Advise Needed' thread...

I'm sure it'll be a corker....
Posted By: WB300 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Love this thread!

I think we all know how this will go....

You will ignore the warning signs and try to make a career as a porn star with her. Life is too short! Go for it. Just plan for the worst case scenario and don't give up anything that you would need to move on with your life if she turns her head 360* one night. Ask me how i know.

It will take a few years, or less, for her true colors to come out. Just keep a safety net in place until then.

PLEASE do not tell her about this thread, and update it often. I have become sort of an expert in this arena. Taking me 3 years to get out of a 1 year awesome relationship as we speak.

Oh... and ... vasectomy.... best $88 i ever spent!
Posted By: Steelhead Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
After 2 weeks ?, you must be a hell of a man...or she's looking for a sugar daddy smile


She’s slightly older (couple years ) and has a great job/career.



I met you, she's crazy...............


Has she been married before?
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years. I met a woman two weeks ago . We went out on a handful of dates. Now she fell in love,wants to get married and be together forever. What happened to keep going on dates and see how things go? I’m confused.

What am I missing here? I’m thinking she’s got issues.


CAUTION with that one! I dated my Wife for three years before I ask her to marry me, had to make damn sure she knew what she was getting into ;]
Posted By: pahick Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Im the worst person to give woman advice. That said, if the sex is good keep after it til it all blows apart.....but NEVER move in with THEM. Made that mistake years ago. Took me a bit to get back on my feet. This latest one, I moved her in with me. Threw her out a month later. Im sittin pretty in MY home, that was oct 15th. Shes still moving place to place, wrecked her car, laid off from her temp job, and on POF looking for a meal ticket.

Side tip, when it blows apart, dont go out the next weekend, by a couple rounds for everybody flashing money and pound 7 alabama slammers in an hour, get a bj from the bar maid in the parking lot and then try to make it up steps to your house. It dont end well. Went 4 steps up fell the whole way back down hit my head on the front door, bar maids bf now highly pissed, but on the bright side you now have a schitload of new friends that expect you to pay their tab the next time you come in.
Posted By: The_Big_D Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
If she makes more than you that kinda rules the 'gold digger' type out, so thats good. Id say if you move in with her, keep your own place for at least 6 months, so she knows you have options and she doesnt have you locked in. It takes a while to get to know someone...
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by pahick

get a bj from the bar maid in the parking lot, bar maids bf now highly pissed

The least you could have done was give her a piece of gum or a Starburst, before she breathed on him......
Posted By: tomk Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Ample advice may open a guy's eyes to pitfalls.

But I know a man who was warned about a unmarried woman several years his senior. She was desirably beautiful and produced her own income. 40 years later, he only wishes he had met her earlier...

methinks it's best to do you own scouting...
Posted By: Cheyenne Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I have a friend who got back into dating after a divorce. He told me that every woman he dated for two weeks wanted to get married unless he drooled a lot or missed his mouth and hit his forehead with the fork when he ate. I asked him what he did about it. He said that he drooled a lot and hit his forehead with his fork while eating. It took him a while, but he finally met the right one and, after a proper courtship, has been happily married for about 20 years.
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Razz
This has all the makings of one of Flaves April 1st posts. Brewing another pot of coffee (NOT Starbucks) for the continued reading.


Same here, been out with cattle a couple hours this morning haying and busting ice on the ponds freezing my ass off, another hot pot of coffee and crazy reading sounds good.grin
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
After losing a wife, I dated for awhile.

What I found were women that fell into 3 classifications in most all cases.

1) Looking for someone to save them.

Whether they have money or not. They may be broke to the bone, or may have a decent job that pays well. But they were wanting to saved from something. Even if one has a good job, it's always "better" to quit and spend hubby's money, right?

2) Looking for a daddy for their kids.

That one's pretty self explanatory.

3) Crazy.

I know. They are ALL crazy... But the question is, to what degree? There's "acceptable crazy" and then there's "Holy chit! I gotta get outta here before she wakes up again!" crazy. eek

Then, you toss "unfaithfulness" into the mixture. That can go into any of the above categories.

Next toss in sex drive. Not just hers... but yours too. It's better to have compatible ones, for obvious reasons.

To find a woman that you are attracted to, that will be faithful, not fall into any of the three categories above, and you can be compatible with, and will do you no harm, is pretty rare.


While there's no "Time Limit" on how fast things proceed, you both have nothing to gain by rushing things... Slow and Easy. The only race that matters is the long run.
Posted By: StoneCutter Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
There was a thread just like this about 2 or 3 months ago. I think she moved in with him and he threw her out after about a week.
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Most, 31 & older, ring all three bells........


Originally Posted by rockinbbar


1) Looking for someone to save them.

2) Looking for a daddy for their kids.


3) Crazy..

Posted By: Paul_M Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by The_Big_D
If she makes more than you that kinda rules the 'gold digger' type out, so thats good. Id say if you move in with her, keep your own place for at least 6 months, so she knows you have options and she doesnt have you locked in. It takes a while to get to know someone...

Not always, some woman want a guy with money to pay all their bills. That way they can spend all their money on shoes, clothes, etc.
Many men and woman, who make a very good paycheck, are in debt up to their eyeballs because they can't stop spending.
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Cheyenne
I have a friend who got back into dating after a divorce. He told me that every woman he dated for two weeks wanted to get married unless he drooled a lot or missed his mouth and hit his forehead with the fork when he ate. I asked him what he did about it. He said that he drooled a lot and hit his forehead with his fork while eating. It took him a while, but he finally met the right one and, after a proper courtship, has been happily married for about 20 years.


This one will be successful...

they will be happily married for about 20 days...

things will go downhill as soon as the electric bill comes and they argue over who is going to pay it...
Posted By: GunReader Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by pahick
Shes still moving place to place, wrecked her car, laid off from her temp job, and on POF looking for a meal ticket.


It's hard living in this modern world of acronyms!

Is she Pakistani? Is she into Pakistanis? Does the 'pa' in your handle mean you are a Pakistani?

Why is she looking for love at the Pakistani Ordnance Factory???

Coffee's done. I've got to go get my first cup and ponder this.
Posted By: 2legit2quit Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by ironbender

Just go ahead and marry her. What's the worst that could happen?


There’s my boy! The voice of reason Almost snorted coffee at 5 am in Kauai thanx to you mr mike
Posted By: 458 Lott Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
It can easily take a year to finalize a divorce, some drag out longer. If it takes that long to get out of trouble, you should take at least that long to get into it.
Posted By: TomT Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Two weeks, and a few dates, and she's talking marriage!? That's all i'd need to hear. Run Forrest, RUN!
Posted By: pahick Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by pahick

get a bj from the bar maid in the parking lot, bar maids bf now highly pissed

The least you could have done was give her a piece of gum or a Starburst, before she breathed on him......


At that point I didnt know she was with anyone. Found out hes the bouncer and she does this all the time. Im sure he'll get over it, if not he'll just have to get more pissed the next time I do it.
Posted By: centershot Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Let her set the day, you set the year...........
Posted By: pahick Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by GunReader
Originally Posted by pahick
Shes still moving place to place, wrecked her car, laid off from her temp job, and on POF looking for a meal ticket.


It's hard living in this modern world of acronyms!

Is she Pakistani? Is she into Pakistanis? Does the 'pa' in your handle mean you are a Pakistani?

Why is she looking for love at the Pakistani Ordnance Factory???

Coffee's done. I've got to go get my first cup and ponder this.





Nah, from Pennsylvania...shes just pa trash. Married 3 times, lived with 4 (5 if you include me), grew up here, moved to poconos, then to WV to get away from crazy ex ( her story), lived with a guy for 5 yrs til I took her from him which wasnt hard. Self admitted whore when she drinks, does have tightest puzzy I ever been with but cant suck cock without draggin her teeth, apparently all that whorin didnt learn her nothin.
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
About 10 years ago at 45 years of age, I found myself suddenly single. I can be a total dipshidt about certain things, but I tend to be very observant of human behavior and the human psyche. If you find a 40 something+ YOA single person, that person is single for a reason. Yes, even that person in the mirror. It is more likely that women carry substantial emotional damage from previous relationships. I was blown away about one thing in particular. Almost every woman I went out with had experienced physical or sexual abuse at some point in the past. Now you'd think that would make them gun-shy, but often it has the opposite effect. As soon as they find a decent person who treats them respectfully and makes them feel loved an appreciated, they latch on.

Then some of us are simply of a different emotional constitution. Some of us turn on like a light and some of us warm up like an oven. When I examine the relationships of my family and friends, some of them were first loves from high school, some met at a bar and married immediately, some dated for a long time before getting married, some lived with each other for a while before getting married and some choose to stay single. There is no one best way to do it. There are no guarantees.

OP I suspect that your woman carries some emotional damage. Hell, talk to her about it. Have a frank discussion. Tell her what you think and how you feel, and let the chips fall where they may. Try to learn about her past. She well may be insane, but it's just as likely she's a good woman. Early on in my dating I had several women want me to go exclusive after a few dates. That was fine with me. I had no need to be a player. Those few didn't work out. I started dating another woman. I had gone out with her about 5 times. Thinking back to how the other women seemed to need to know I wasn't dating around, I told this one that I wasn't seeing anyone else. I figured it would bring her a measure of comfort. WRONG. She kinda flipped out. "I AM NOT READY FOR THAT!" Everyone is different. Try to understand and respect those differences. We are all fuuking crazy. It's just a matter of determining whether your respective levels/types of crazy mesh.

If they looked good enough and seemed to share a similar set of values, I gave 'em a chance. One thing I found very valuable was asking them why their last relationship failed. If you find one who will not own any of the failure, RUN.
Posted By: Jim in Idaho Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
This video has been around for a while but sometimes a refresher course is useful.


Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
One other thing. An ovulating woman who is closing in on menopause is a thing of rare beauty.
Posted By: KentuckyMountainMan Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Ask her to buy you a new Boat or Harley or to borrow 20k......If she say yes.....Marry her As quick as you can get to Vegas ... grin
Posted By: 340boy Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by websterparish47
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by dh84
If you go any further,make sure you like her mother. Because that's who she will turn into 6 months after marriage.


Her mother told her to move in with me if I make her happy. Actually she wants me to move in with her.


Her house=her rules. Run buddy.

This times 1000! Don't ask me how I know. eek
Posted By: APDDSN0864 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
...I try to tell her this and she gets defensive.


Second big red flag for me... First one was the fake DD's.

Both are good indicators that she has some serious self-esteem/insecurity issues.

If you do decide to jump in, I strongly suggest that you get some serious pre-marital counseling. It would be good for both of you and possibly identify the "why" for the sudden need to get married.

It's your life, no one can live it for you and no one else has the answer but you.

I wish you the best.

Ed
Posted By: T_O_M Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
What the hell. I would stick around for a while.


I want to.


That might be ok, might not. Absolute perfect and absolute disaster are often closer together than two "meh, maybe"s.

If you're not interested in her, you owe it to both of you to get the hell gone. Now.

If you are interested, or somewhat, but concerned about what you're seeing, then it's time for you two to have a very calm talk. Lay the cards out, get her explanation. If it works, great, if not, then again, time to get the hell gone. Now.

Tom
Posted By: ConradCA Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years. I met a woman two weeks ago . We went out on a handful of dates. Now she fell in love,wants to get married and be together forever. What happened to keep going on dates and see how things go? I’m confused.

What am I missing here? I’m thinking she’s got issues.


Tell her that your not ready and enjoy the ride!
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by WhiteTail48
Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years.

What am I missing here? .




This thread is priceless.....

just priceless...


Seeking dating advice on a public forum? Just priceless.


I have found incredible advice of all sorts on the internet. Just as there is a breadth of hunting and shooting experience here, so too is there an abundance of relationship experience. Juts what kind of advice do you think people shouldn't subject themselves to on the internet?
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
This video has been around for a while but sometimes a refresher course is useful.




Classic!
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by wageslave
Any pics of her sister?
40DD?

I'm not greedy.


I dated a woman with those. Frankly they were disgusting. It looked like she had Jimmy Dean sausage patties stuck to the end of 'em.
Posted By: oldtrapper Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18

Relationships are a dance, if ya skip steps, you'll fall down.



Posted By: alpinecrick Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
And some of the idiots come out of the woodwork. Thanks for the sound advice.


Actually, as a 60 year old bachelor, I can say most of the advice I've read so far has merit.............

Soft pedal it. If she gets mad and leaves, so be it.
Posted By: alpinecrick Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
This video has been around for a while but sometimes a refresher course is useful.





OMG! That is the best analysis I've ever seen!

Don't know how I've ever missed this...........
Posted By: simonkenton7 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Dump her and get one of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcDWigVV6tA&app=desktop

Young, stacked, and good in bed.
Posted By: 458 Lott Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
And some of the idiots come out of the woodwork. Thanks for the sound advice.


I haven't seen any bad advice. But looking at your posts I see your torn between the pit of your stomach telling you a woman that wants to marry after knowing you for 2 weeks is a big red danger sign, and really wanting to make the relationship work for a variety of reasons.

Even if she doesn't suffer from issues of self esteem which will result in her being controlling, you're going to have to make some major concessions in your lifestyle. If are truly always outdoors as your handle says, unless you're always outdoors with her, that's coming to an end.

Ultimately it doesn't matter how long you know someone, either you make the relationship work or you don't. The question to ask yourself is at this point in your life are you interested in and willing to complete change your lifestyle to be married, becoming a different person for the betterment of the relationship. Is that the over riding most important thing in your life. If the answer is yes, then maybe it will work out. If on the other hand you want to mostly live your life as you see and spending time with your women when it fits your desires and schedule, then the relationship is doomed to failure.

If it were me, knowing what I know about women and knowing what it's taken to make a successful marriage, if I were single and the woman I dated talked about marriage after 2 weeks I'd politely say you know I realize we are fundamentally different people and this isn't going to work out. Be an adult, be polite, but move on with a clear understanding that the relationship is over.
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard


I dated a woman with those. Frankly they were disgusting. It looked like she had Jimmy Dean sausage patties stuck to the end of 'em.


I like sausage.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard


I dated a woman with those. Frankly they were disgusting. It looked like she had Jimmy Dean sausage patties stuck to the end of 'em.


I like sausage.



Pan sausage, or the link type?

laugh
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
He didn't post a pic, not sure....
Posted By: SockPuppet Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
This thread makes it clear we need and Official Campfire Relationship Advice Committee.
Posted By: irfubar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Watch the video the video oldtrapper posted, watch it several times , take notes.
Recognize the warning signs and heed them!
Posted By: magshooter1 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Guess I got lucky (pun intended). My GF and I both agreed right off that the M word would not be brought up until we had been together for at least two years. I've been married 2x (7yrs and 13 yrs) her 1x (15yrs) neither of us is in any hurry to get hitched again. I'm an empty nester, her youngest is 1/2 way thru his sophomore year in college. Tons in common and get along great. We've been together now about a year and a half. Never knew it could be this good.

Definitely take your time brother. Sit down and explain it out to her that it's way too soon and you're not ready to take that kind of big step. Until y'all have been together long enough that it's comfortable and the new has worn off. Take a trip with her and see how that goes. That'll show you a good bit of her character.
Posted By: Calvin Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
A woman being a woman wouldn't scare me. Look at the big picture stuff.
Posted By: irfubar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Calvin
A woman being a woman wouldn't scare me. Look at the big picture stuff.



If you have been the victim of a psycho bitch you wouldn't have such a cavalier attitude.
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard


I dated a woman with those. Frankly they were disgusting. It looked like she had Jimmy Dean sausage patties stuck to the end of 'em.


I like sausage.


If they tasted like sausage, you wouldn't have been able to knock me off of them. The appearance was disconcerting.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Calvin
A woman being a woman wouldn't scare me. Look at the big picture stuff.



If you have been the victim of a psycho bitch you wouldn't have such a cavalier attitude.



No doubt.

It'll break you from sucking eggs!
Posted By: Calvin Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Calvin
A woman being a woman wouldn't scare me. Look at the big picture stuff.



If you have been the victim of a psycho bitch you wouldn't have such a cavalier attitude.


I believe that is where the big picture stuff comes in. But I was very fortunate to avoid "psycho birches" by using common sense.
Posted By: irfubar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Calvin
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Calvin
A woman being a woman wouldn't scare me. Look at the big picture stuff.



If you have been the victim of a psycho bitch you wouldn't have such a cavalier attitude.


I believe that is where the big picture stuff comes in. But I was very fortunate to avoid "psycho birches" by using common sense.



Point taken.
You have to understand the crazy people are experts at hiding the crazy, therefor learning and heeding the warning signs are an important life skill.
Posted By: 340boy Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Calvin
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Calvin
A woman being a woman wouldn't scare me. Look at the big picture stuff.



If you have been the victim of a psycho bitch you wouldn't have such a cavalier attitude.


I believe that is where the big picture stuff comes in. But I was very fortunate to avoid "psycho birches" by using common sense.



Point taken.
You have to understand the crazy people are experts at hiding the crazy, therefor learning and heeding the warning signs are an important life skill.

I had to learn this the hard way-but learn it I did.
Posted By: irfubar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Me too!!! now I am an expert on it. wink
Posted By: ringworm Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Lesson #3 if they didn't have vaginas, we would hang them from light post.
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Funny but it don't have hair Anymore! You need to get out more.
Posted By: Rugerfan4374 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Calvin
A woman being a woman wouldn't scare me. Look at the big picture stuff.



If you have been the victim of a psycho bitch you wouldn't have such a cavalier attitude.



This is the reason I am single, and where I lost the capability of caring!

Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
One of the things I mentioned earlier can provide a glimpse into the psychological constitution. Ask what went wrong with their last long-term relationship. A woman who won't own any of the responsibility for the failure is giving you one of the warning signs. Some can hide it for a long time. You can leave others immediately and not totally escape the crazy.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa...her-ex-boyfriend-77-000-times-in-a-week/
Posted By: ironbender Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
Originally Posted by ironbender

Just go ahead and marry her. What's the worst that could happen?

There’s my boy! The voice of reason Almost snorted coffee at 5 am in Kauai thanx to you mr mike

You know me, bud. Always willing to hep ya!
Posted By: Paul_M Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
One of the things I mentioned earlier can provide a glimpse into the psychological constitution. Ask what went wrong with their last long-term relationship. A woman who won't own any of the responsibility for the failure is giving you one of the warning signs. Some can hide it for a long time. You can leave others immediately and not totally escape the crazy.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa...her-ex-boyfriend-77-000-times-in-a-week/

That is a satire site.

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
Posted By: Rugerfan4374 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
One of the things I mentioned earlier can provide a glimpse into the psychological constitution. Ask what went wrong with their last long-term relationship. A woman who won't own any of the responsibility for the failure is giving you one of the warning signs. Some can hide it for a long time. You can leave others immediately and not totally escape the crazy.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa...her-ex-boyfriend-77-000-times-in-a-week/


This is so true, took me almost a year to get the last one I threw out, to actually finally go away and look elsewhere. There will be no live ins for quite awhile. I do not even care if she is filthy rich, she will have her own place.
Posted By: tzone Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
There really isn't much to say after the title. WTF about sums it up.
Posted By: irfubar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I spent ten years with the queen of psycho bitches, that ten years was not only a total loss but the damage carried into the future.

That video oldtrapper posted should be drilled into every young mans head!!!

My current wife is wonderful. I spent two years dating her and three years living together before I married her.

I wasn't until after three years into It , I let her know she was on psycho bitch super secret probation. She laughed and said I am glad I passed. smile
Posted By: T_O_M Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by APDDSN0864
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
...I try to tell her this and she gets defensive.


Second big red flag for me... First one was the fake DD's.

Both are good indicators that she has some serious self-esteem/insecurity issues


The only gal I know with fake tits got 'em to address her past HUSBAND's insecurity / need for arm candy, wasn't her. I wouldn't write her off just on the strength of that .. maybe a warning, maybe worth investigating (what tits aren't? :)), but not an automatic "run" signal.
Posted By: Barkoff Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
It's just one of life's big choices.. kind of like this one, Mickey ears off, or ask her to keep them on?

Posted By: MikeL2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by 458 Lott
It can easily take a year to finalize a divorce, some drag out longer. If it takes that long to get out of trouble, you should take at least that long to get into it.


It will take even longer to fix your credit rating.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I think you should keep seeing her and post about it here. It'll have a calming influence and the sound advice you receive here will carry you through difficult times you may encounter with your new love interest.

Let her know how much you love her right away, agree to move in, that's solid. Share bank accounts to show her how much you care and trust her. Get your truck put in her name as a way to make yourself vulnerable and transparent (they love that). If there's a way you can adopt her 7 kids from 6 previous relationships, I think you should do that, again, to show her you're all in and not just screwing around trying to take advantage of her amazing fake body.

Be sure you always offer to take the kids to the dentist and pick them up after school so she can go about her career and keep seeing that guy from the office uninterrupted. She'll need an evening or two a week to go out with the girls and "keep up appearances", you need to be big about it and fix the kids dinner and keep the diapers changed while she's gone. Maybe you could forego hunting season too, after all, you're being selfish wanting to spend so much time away from your new family. Aren't they awesome anyway? Be sure and tell her how much you love it all and that she and the kids are worth every minute of it. Oh look, there's another one, and you thought there was only 7. What a blessing precious little #8 will be!

When she's had a hard day at work or at the motel, you need to rub her feet (or her back) and keep the laundry up, you know, if momma ain't happy ain't nobody happy! You are paying all the bills right, because she needs her own money. A woman needs her own identity away from the responsibilities of being a great wife to you, which frankly, hasn't been that great a deal for her, admit it. You stink, you're grumpy, you constantly bitch about the kids ("you don't love them waaaaaa!") and she can't spend time out and on her back like she could when she was single.

Really, she needs to dump you, you're a real drag. But don't sweat it, the fire is here for you.
Posted By: tzone Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
After 2 weeks ?, you must be a hell of a man...or she's looking for a sugar daddy smile


She’s slightly older (couple years ) and has a great job/career.


Now hold the train..... you may want to rethink running.

Just remember, It's a lazy man that won't get his wife a second job.
Posted By: tzone Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by dh84
If you go any further,make sure you like her mother. Because that's who she will turn into 6 months after marriage.


Her mother told her to move in with me if I make her happy. Actually she wants me to move in with her.


Hows mom look. Can you double up? Does she have a bad heart and a fat wallet?
Posted By: tzone Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Women can control being crazy...

But not forever. I'm thinking her two minute warning bell is ringing, and she wants to get married before she goes into Full Psycho Mode.

You won't recognize her when she does.


That [bleep] may be true.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Were flying to Vegas to tie the knot!!!!!
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I think you should keep seeing her and post about it here. It'll have a calming influence and the sound advice you receive here will carry you through difficult times you may encounter with your new love interest.

Let her know how much you love her right away, agree to move in, that's solid. Share bank accounts to show her how much you care and trust her. Get your truck put in her name as a way to make yourself vulnerable and transparent (they love that). If there's a way you can adopt her 7 kids from 6 previous relationships, I think you should do that, again, to show her you're all in and not just screwing around trying to take advantage of her amazing fake body.

Be sure you always offer to take the kids to the dentist and pick them up after school so she can go about her career and keep seeing that guy from the office uninterrupted. She'll need an evening or two a week to go out with the girls and "keep up appearances", you need to be big about it and fix the kids dinner and keep the diapers changed while she's gone. Maybe you could forego hunting season too, after all, you're being selfish wanting to spend so much time away from your new family. Aren't they awesome anyway? Be sure and tell her how much you love it all and that she and the kids are worth every minute of it. Oh look, there's another one, and you thought there was only 7. What a blessing precious little #8 will be!

When she's had a hard day at work or at the motel, you need to rub her feet (or her back) and keep the laundry up, you know, if momma ain't happy ain't nobody happy! You are paying all the bills right, because she needs her own money. A woman needs her own identity away from the responsibilities of being a great wife to you, which frankly, hasn't been that great a deal for her, admit it. You stink, you're grumpy, you constantly bitch about the kids ("you don't love them waaaaaa!") and she can't spend time out and on her back like she could when she was single.

Really, she needs to dump you, you're a real drag. But don't sweat it, the fire is here for you.

Sorry that didn't work out for you. At least you have Seafoam.
Posted By: R_H_Clark Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Were flying to Vegas to tie the knot!!!!!


If you are serious,good luck. Life is short,try your best to be happy.
Posted By: SockPuppet Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Were flying to Vegas to tie the knot!!!!!


LOL. Well played.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Were flying to Vegas to tie the knot!!!!!


Solid. This is going to be great, you'll see.
Posted By: Sakoluvr Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I may have missed it, how old is she and has she been married before? Keep your distance for at least another year. Why would you consider moving in?? That would be a dumb ass move. Of course you may be as crazy as she is.
Posted By: Raeford Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Were flying to Vegas to tie the knot!!!!!



If not on HER private jet, you are making a BIG mistake!
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Just kidding. I'm not marrying anyone unless like has been said I've known them a couple years and see what's really going on.

I will however bang her and eat her food as long as possible. The thought of moving in sounded alright. She cooks,cleans ,bangs etc...but that's what I keep saying you are not right if you fall in love and wanna get married after 2 weeks. She has more than one ex hubby.

Thanks for all the advice. I knew I could count the on the Fire.

I guess I'm just meeting the real crazy ones lately. Hopefully 2018 is a less crazy woman kinda year .
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I like her. I think she's got real untapped(not a pun, that would be disrespectful) potential for you.
Posted By: tzone Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors

Hopefully 2018 is a less crazy woman kinda year .


It's not.
Posted By: irfubar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Wise move.
Good luck finding a non crazy female. They are out there but rare these days.
Posted By: Partsman Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Yes
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I like her. I think she's got real untapped(not a pun, that would be disrespectful) potential for you.



Yep, after seeing fireballs post about his marital woes I am not sure I would follow his advice.
Was a train wreck that one, I think he deleted a lot of it though. wink
Posted By: 340boy Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Partsman
Yes
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I like her. I think she's got real untapped(not a pun, that would be disrespectful) potential for you.



Yep, after seeing fireballs post about his marital woes I am not sure I would follow his advice.
Was a train wreck that one, I think he deleted a lot of it though. wink


Partsman,
Your avatar is sweet. "Kermie! I want a cookie, Kermie."
😎😎
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Partsman
Yes
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I like her. I think she's got real untapped(not a pun, that would be disrespectful) potential for you.



Yep, after seeing fireballs post about his marital woes I am not sure I would follow his advice.
Was a train wreck that one, I think he deleted a lot of it though. wink


No see, I'm the perfect guy to give marital advice. BTDT! laugh
Posted By: 1minute Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
What kinds of rigs and boats does she own?
Posted By: simonkenton7 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Does she have any guns?
Posted By: 340boy Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by 1minute
What kinds of rigs and boats does she own?

...and does she shoot a 6.5 CM??
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I think you should keep seeing her and post about it here. It'll have a calming influence and the sound advice you receive here will carry you through difficult times you may encounter with your new love interest.

Let her know how much you love her right away, agree to move in, that's solid. Share bank accounts to show her how much you care and trust her. Get your truck put in her name as a way to make yourself vulnerable and transparent (they love that). If there's a way you can adopt her 7 kids from 6 previous relationships, I think you should do that, again, to show her you're all in and not just screwing around trying to take advantage of her amazing fake body.

Be sure you always offer to take the kids to the dentist and pick them up after school so she can go about her career and keep seeing that guy from the office uninterrupted. She'll need an evening or two a week to go out with the girls and "keep up appearances", you need to be big about it and fix the kids dinner and keep the diapers changed while she's gone. Maybe you could forego hunting season too, after all, you're being selfish wanting to spend so much time away from your new family. Aren't they awesome anyway? Be sure and tell her how much you love it all and that she and the kids are worth every minute of it. Oh look, there's another one, and you thought there was only 7. What a blessing precious little #8 will be!

When she's had a hard day at work or at the motel, you need to rub her feet (or her back) and keep the laundry up, you know, if momma ain't happy ain't nobody happy! You are paying all the bills right, because she needs her own money. A woman needs her own identity away from the responsibilities of being a great wife to you, which frankly, hasn't been that great a deal for her, admit it. You stink, you're grumpy, you constantly bitch about the kids ("you don't love them waaaaaa!") and she can't spend time out and on her back like she could when she was single.

Really, she needs to dump you, you're a real drag. But don't sweat it, the fire is here for you.


Partsman, you need to read this sheit ^^^^^, it's spot on man! Our man would be wise to heed such sage advice.
Posted By: irfubar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
We need pic's of her boat, trucks, guns and boobs!
A 6.5 Creed would be icing on the cake.
Posted By: irfubar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I think you should keep seeing her and post about it here. It'll have a calming influence and the sound advice you receive here will carry you through difficult times you may encounter with your new love interest.

Let her know how much you love her right away, agree to move in, that's solid. Share bank accounts to show her how much you care and trust her. Get your truck put in her name as a way to make yourself vulnerable and transparent (they love that). If there's a way you can adopt her 7 kids from 6 previous relationships, I think you should do that, again, to show her you're all in and not just screwing around trying to take advantage of her amazing fake body.

Be sure you always offer to take the kids to the dentist and pick them up after school so she can go about her career and keep seeing that guy from the office uninterrupted. She'll need an evening or two a week to go out with the girls and "keep up appearances", you need to be big about it and fix the kids dinner and keep the diapers changed while she's gone. Maybe you could forego hunting season too, after all, you're being selfish wanting to spend so much time away from your new family. Aren't they awesome anyway? Be sure and tell her how much you love it all and that she and the kids are worth every minute of it. Oh look, there's another one, and you thought there was only 7. What a blessing precious little #8 will be!

When she's had a hard day at work or at the motel, you need to rub her feet (or her back) and keep the laundry up, you know, if momma ain't happy ain't nobody happy! You are paying all the bills right, because she needs her own money. A woman needs her own identity away from the responsibilities of being a great wife to you, which frankly, hasn't been that great a deal for her, admit it. You stink, you're grumpy, you constantly bitch about the kids ("you don't love them waaaaaa!") and she can't spend time out and on her back like she could when she was single.

Really, she needs to dump you, you're a real drag. But don't sweat it, the fire is here for you.


Partsman, you need to read this sheit ^^^^^, it's spot on man! Our man would be wise to heed such sage advice.




Fireball, did your wife do this to you?
Posted By: 340boy Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I think you should keep seeing her and post about it here. It'll have a calming influence and the sound advice you receive here will carry you through difficult times you may encounter with your new love interest.

Let her know how much you love her right away, agree to move in, that's solid. Share bank accounts to show her how much you care and trust her. Get your truck put in her name as a way to make yourself vulnerable and transparent (they love that). If there's a way you can adopt her 7 kids from 6 previous relationships, I think you should do that, again, to show her you're all in and not just screwing around trying to take advantage of her amazing fake body.

Be sure you always offer to take the kids to the dentist and pick them up after school so she can go about her career and keep seeing that guy from the office uninterrupted. She'll need an evening or two a week to go out with the girls and "keep up appearances", you need to be big about it and fix the kids dinner and keep the diapers changed while she's gone. Maybe you could forego hunting season too, after all, you're being selfish wanting to spend so much time away from your new family. Aren't they awesome anyway? Be sure and tell her how much you love it all and that she and the kids are worth every minute of it. Oh look, there's another one, and you thought there was only 7. What a blessing precious little #8 will be!

When she's had a hard day at work or at the motel, you need to rub her feet (or her back) and keep the laundry up, you know, if momma ain't happy ain't nobody happy! You are paying all the bills right, because she needs her own money. A woman needs her own identity away from the responsibilities of being a great wife to you, which frankly, hasn't been that great a deal for her, admit it. You stink, you're grumpy, you constantly bitch about the kids ("you don't love them waaaaaa!") and she can't spend time out and on her back like she could when she was single.

Really, she needs to dump you, you're a real drag. But don't sweat it, the fire is here for you.


Partsman, you need to read this sheit ^^^^^, it's spot on man! Our man would be wise to heed such sage advice.


Oh man. I need to save this one! BTDT, though with only 1 kid, not 8. 😃😃
Posted By: Miss_Lynn Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years. I met a woman two weeks ago . We went out on a handful of dates. Now she fell in love,wants to get married and be together forever. What happened to keep going on dates and see how things go? I’m confused.

What am I missing here? I’m thinking she’s got issues.


RUN!!!!!! Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not stop to take a pee, run blindly into the night, and every day and night left in your life. She is NOT a keeper !
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
laugh
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by irfubar


Fireball, did your wife do this to you?


I Googled "I met a woman..."
Posted By: The_Big_D Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Gotta agree about the 'fake cans', every woman I have ever known withem has serious issues...
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by irfubar


Fireball, did your wife do this to you?


I Googled "I met a woman..."


I think God knows how dimwitted I am, never had any troublesome women, good thing, I'd probably be on death row waiting to ride lightning. smile
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by The_Big_D
Gotta agree about the 'fake cans', every woman I have ever known withem has serious issues...


Who cares? Man up and marry her.
Posted By: atvalaska Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Posted By: Raeford Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Miss_Lynn
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years. I met a woman two weeks ago . We went out on a handful of dates. Now she fell in love,wants to get married and be together forever. What happened to keep going on dates and see how things go? I’m confused.

What am I missing here? I’m thinking she’s got issues.


RUN!!!!!! Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not stop to take a pee, run blindly into the night, and every day and night left in your life. She is NOT a keeper !





But how do you really feel about this?

P.S. Hope you had a Merry Christmas, and have a Happy New Year!
Posted By: Theeck Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
If she is rich (or at least richer than you), follow your gut. If not, be very careful.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors

Sorry that didn't work out for you.


Are you kidding, it was awesome. Then I found out she put the toilet paper on backwards and I said "No way. Nuh uh. Not going there. I am so outa here. I do not have to put up with this sheit. You and Frank, Jim, Les, and Rich are going to miss me, you'll see."

And I left. (After I got her to sign off on the truck). I do miss my guns but hey, small price to pay. My paper rolls over the top now. Screw her.
Posted By: Lorin Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
This is the best time of year to be single. I try to manage from Thanksgiving through Valentines day. No gifts, no family visits, no BS holidays that you have to take her along to. Lots of parties, etc. Enjoy them alone. You will likely have more money at the end, and no relationship problems. Would rather be happy and single, than together and miserable.
Posted By: Raeford Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
You should just stop[even if you aren't ahead].
Posted By: 4winds Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
If you're not interested in having kids, do yourself a favor and get the boys snipped!

Women seem to be progressing from crazy to scary these days.

Every married woman that gets fake tits always seem to be outbound on their marriage with the poor bastard that originally paid for them.

Someone who loves you from the beginning is one thing, but to want marriage after 2 weeks is another! Tread with caution, brother!

If your mom or sister are around, bring her over to spend time with them! If they say she's crazy as all hell, listen to them - only another woman knows how to detect the veils that woman use to cover up their craziness.

Good luck and please have the decency to start up a follow up thread!
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I'd like to see this relationship blossom into a real long term (like 4-5 weeks) deal.
Posted By: jmp300wsm Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
you need to look up the crazy hot scale and watch that video 2 or 3 times. Lotsa wisdom there.......................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuI6GTY9eVc
Posted By: jmp300wsm Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
just rewatched the video. crazy funny true stuff!!!!
Posted By: StoneCutter Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
One of the things I mentioned earlier can provide a glimpse into the psychological constitution. Ask what went wrong with their last long-term relationship. A woman who won't own any of the responsibility for the failure is giving you one of the warning signs. Some can hide it for a long time. You can leave others immediately and not totally escape the crazy.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa...her-ex-boyfriend-77-000-times-in-a-week/


Now that is CRAZY!!!!
Posted By: DocRocket Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Women can control being crazy...

But not forever. I'm thinking her two minute warning bell is ringing, and she wants to get married before she goes into Full Psycho Mode.

You won't recognize her when she does.


Bingo!
Posted By: RoninPhx Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
i had this girlfriend in college in 1970. that is when i found out what a psycobitch was. one night she called my dorm room, i wouldn't pick up the phone, it rang for about three hours. Seven story dorm. she went and knocked on every door in the dorm looking for me.
her brother who i am friends with a few years ago said i skated real big bullet.
Posted By: TallPine Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
This post is worthless without pics
Posted By: DocRocket Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by HitnRun

You have to ask yourself, would you really want to get into a long term commitment with someone that would have anything to do with you.



42DD's, Bro.


Hey, my second wife had 42DD's. They weren't as fascinating after she stopped hiding all the snakes in her head.
Posted By: Raeford Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by TallPine
This post is worthless without pics



She's in the basement.....
Posted By: TallPine Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by TallPine
This post is worthless without pics



She's in the basement.....



He mentioned double Ds, gotta see some pics.lol
Posted By: Mannlicher Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Two weeks? And you don't think this is a reason for concern. All the poontang in the world ain't worth being shackled with Psychowoman. Run fast, run low, but mainly RUN! Two weeks and she's looking for a lifetime commitment is insane. Me thinks there's a few floats missing from her parade.

as I have been saying for years, there is nothing more exciting than a bi polar bed squirrel off her meds.
Posted By: Sitka deer Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by WB300
Love this thread!


Oh... and ... vasectomy.... best $88 i ever spent!


Local Vet held a spay and neuter clinic?

😉😉
Posted By: WB300 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Quote

as I have been saying for years, there is nothing more exciting than a bi polar bed squirrel off her meds.



You owe me a new keyboard. Spit out my food at that one. So true!
Posted By: WB300 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Nope. Insurance will gladly pay for the vasectomy. It's the reversal that will cost ya. Kids cost more than $88.
Posted By: Dillonbuck Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Move in with her, not the other way.
Do not start giving her money, pay your way like a man should, no more.
Sure it is her house, her rules. That may actually give you a head start in seeing how she would treat you.


Keep your place, a looong time.


Don't take anything you value with you.
If things go totally to crap, you lose a few clothes, a pair of shoes and a toothbrush.
You go home to your stuff, your bed in your house.


If she moves in with you, you could come home to an empty/trashed house. Her living in your house will give her a cess to your personal and financial info. In this area is is not unknown for a woman to call the cops on a guy, and he gets thrown out of his house for a couple of nights. Untill she makes other arrangements.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Nothing says I love you like a pile of clothes in the middle of the road! Go for it dude!
Posted By: DocRocket Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by tzone
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors

Hopefully 2018 is a less crazy woman kinda year .


It's not.


ROR!!
Posted By: StoneCutter Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Back when we were in our late 30's, a buddy of mine got engaged to a chick after about 2 months of dating her. He had been playing the field up until then and he had never been married before. We had a long talk. They broke up a week later. I'm not sure if our talk had anything to do with it, but I'd like to think I saved his ass.
Posted By: Blackheart Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
The LAST thing I'd do is ask a bunch of crusty old farts who haven't dated in 40 or 50 years for advice. Most of these guys forgot what a hardon is and still think puzzy has hair on it.
Posted By: Leanwolf Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by 340boy
Originally Posted by websterparish47
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by dh84
If you go any further,make sure you like her mother. Because that's who she will turn into 6 months after marriage.


Her mother told her to move in with me if I make her happy. Actually she wants me to move in with her.


Her house=her rules. Run buddy.

This times 1000! Don't ask me how I know. eek


How do you know??? grin

L.W.
Posted By: Paul_M Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Move in with her, not the other way.
Do not start giving her money, pay your way like a man should, no more.
Sure it is her house, her rules. That may actually give you a head start in seeing how she would treat you.
Keep your place, a looong time.
Don't take anything you value with you.
If things go totally to crap, you lose a few clothes, a pair of shoes and a toothbrush.
You go home to your stuff, your bed in your house.
If she moves in with you, you could come home to an empty/trashed house. Her living in your house will give her a cess to your personal and financial info. In this area is is not unknown for a woman to call the cops on a guy, and he gets thrown out of his house for a couple of nights. Untill she makes other arrangements.

If you do go this route, make sure she doesn't have the keys to your house.
If she goes full blown psycho and you need to leave for your own place, change the locks anyway.
She may have just gone and made a copy of your keys when you weren't looking.
Posted By: aalf Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years. I met a woman two weeks ago . We went out on a handful of dates. Now she fell in love,wants to get married and be together forever. What happened to keep going on dates and see how things go? I’m confused.
What am I missing here? I’m thinking she’s got issues.

Better not let this one slip away......maybe Rick will make it a sticky.....
Posted By: Bwana_1 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Fireball2

I Googled "I met a woman man..."


Advice from the biggest whiner, twisted, Super 38 toting, lonely, lying POS...never turns out well.
Posted By: Sitka deer Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Watch the video the video oldtrapper posted, watch it several times , take notes.
Recognize the warning signs and heed them!




I'll second that advice... hell of a good assessment!
Posted By: funnybone Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Be sure to check out what happened to her EX.
How many time has she been married.
Posted By: Windfall Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
They can be a lot of fun when they are auditioning, because in my experience once they hear "I do", they don't anymore. Honestly guys, from what I've seen there are a lot more guys out there with issues than there are women with issues. A good woman won't put up with the BS, and when they do find a good one, they want to latch on to them. Early on like a lot of you, I was just looking for a warm place to put it, but as you mature you can be a lot more discriminating. If you have something to bring to the table you are going to be in demand, so don't sell yourself short. A woman wants the security of having a good guy in her life, but it is a two way street. Sure it is going to take some compromise and why shouldn't it, she is 50% of the package too. Sweetness didn't want me up north hunting all the time either, so she kicked in $120,000. so that we could buy a house that we both liked next to a mile of hunting woods out the front door. Those kinds of women are out there and no good guy needs to settle. Life can be great with a good one, just adjust your picker. 52% of the population have girl parts, so that should not be that big an influence on your life picker. Compatibility counts.
Posted By: 340boy Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by oldtrapper

Relationships are a dance, if ya skip steps, you'll fall down.








Some very good stuff here.. One of Elam's lines really hit me. "The degree of a man's mental health is directly related to his ability to say no to a woman" or something along those lines.
I bookmarked his YouTube channel.
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Blackheart
still think puzzy has hair on it.


The good stuff does. I like 'em to look like they have a wombat in a leg lock.
Posted By: 340boy Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Leanwolf
Originally Posted by 340boy
Originally Posted by websterparish47
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by dh84
If you go any further,make sure you like her mother. Because that's who she will turn into 6 months after marriage.


Her mother told her to move in with me if I make her happy. Actually she wants me to move in with her.


Her house=her rules. Run buddy.

This times 1000! Don't ask me how I know. eek


How do you know??? grin

L.W.

L.W. ,
Let's just say if I had seen this thread say, three years ago,it could've save me some troubles.😬😬
Posted By: simonkenton7 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
I got her, right here. Is her name Lindy Lou?



‘I’m not leaving:’ His date wrecked $300,000 in famous art and hid in his house, prosecutors say
BY JARED GILMOUR

[email protected]


DECEMBER 27, 2017 07:42 PM

UPDATED DECEMBER 29, 2017 09:53 AM

The bad news is that the Warhols got the worst of it.

The good news is that the Monet made it out unharmed.


[Linked Image]

Lindy Lou Layman, 29, has been charged with criminal mischief in Houston, Texas, after prosecutors say her first date with Anthony Buzbee, a prominent Texas attorney and collector of art, took a turn for the destructive on Dec. 23, KTRK reports.

Layman destroyed three original paintings and two abstract sculptures at Buzbee’s 12,000-square-foot mansion that evening, according to a criminal complaint, leaving at least $300,000 in damage. She tore the paintings off the wall, poured liquid on them and threw sculptures across the room, the complaint said.

She also pulled a Renoir and a Monet off the wall. Luckily those weren’t damaged.
Posted By: 5sdad Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by R_H_Clark
...

...two in the bush.



Sounds terribly crowded, probably requiring professional gymnasts, and gross way beyond mere crossed swords.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
[Linked Image]


A name like Lindy Lou, and DSL's opened more than a few doors and wallets for her...

Thank God it was only a lawyer that she took it out on. No loss there...
Posted By: Rugerfan4374 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Oh my gosh, this thread is hilarious! However I really I think I need to move away from where I live to find a woman that will pay for half of my dream house on a large plot of land that I can hunt on.


Hmmmm, where to go!
Posted By: APDDSN0864 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
...
[Linked Image]

Lindy Lou Layman, 29...


29 years old, what looks like meth acne, and already had significant plastic surgery? That, my friends, is enough for me to take off running.

Methinks the good barrister got off easy.

Ed
Posted By: Rugerfan4374 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by APDDSN0864
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
...
[Linked Image]

Lindy Lou Layman, 29...


29 years old, what looks lie meth acne, and already had significant plastic surgery? That, my friends, is enough for me to take off running.

Methinks the good barrister got off easy.

Ed



Yeah, think I would have to agree with you!
Posted By: Sitka deer Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by APDDSN0864
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
...
[Linked Image]

Lindy Lou Layman, 29...


29 years old, what looks lie meth acne, and already had significant plastic surgery? That, my friends, is enough for me to take off running.

Methinks the good barrister got off easy.

Ed

Uhhh... good barrister is at least an oxymoron...
Posted By: APDDSN0864 Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
...Uhhh... good barrister is at least an oxymoron...


Well, I could have referred to him as "Esquire", which according to my lawyer friends, is the same as a public announcement that the person claiming that title is an unbridled azzhole.

Calling someone "my good man" or "my good lady" is akin to the old southern expression "well bless your heart". IOW, "phuque you". laugh

Ed
Posted By: VarmintGuy Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Alwaysoutdoors: MANY years ago (55+ years ago!) one of my uncles opined to me that the one thing in life he had learned for sure was "if it has tires or tits on it you'll eventually have troubles with it"!
For the very most part he has been proven right.
I will say this though, the VarmintWife and I have been together for nearly 45 years and we get along great still.
I say give her another chance but let her know you indeed want to take it slower.
Best of luck to you.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
Posted By: ironbender Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
29 years old, what looks like meth acne, and already had significant plastic surgery? That, my friends, is enough for me to take off running.


After hurling!
Posted By: ironbender Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18

Uhhh... good barrister is at least an oxymoron...

Until ya need one!
Posted By: 340boy Re: Women! WTF - 01/03/18
Originally Posted by ironbender
29 years old, what looks like meth acne, and already had significant plastic surgery? That, my friends, is enough for me to take off running.


After hurling!

C'mon Mike, where's your sense of, uhhh, adventure? Yeah, that's it. 😃😃😬😬🤢😜
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by 340boy
Originally Posted by ironbender
29 years old, what looks like meth acne, and already had significant plastic surgery? That, my friends, is enough for me to take off running.


After hurling!

C'mon Mike, where's your sense of, uhhh, adventure? Yeah, that's it. 😃😃😬😬🤢😜


That story reminds me of the movie Blind Date... eek
Posted By: APDDSN0864 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by ironbender

Uhhh... good barrister is at least an oxymoron...

Until ya need one!


Mike, it gets better...that attorney is a Texas A&M Regent...

All I gotta say is, the bar he picked her up in must have been damned dark!

Ed
Posted By: ironbender Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by APDDSN0864
Originally Posted by ironbender

Uhhh... good barrister is at least an oxymoron...

Until ya need one!


Mike, it gets better...that attorney is a Texas A&M Regent...

All I gotta say is, the bar he picked her up in must have been damned dark!

Ed

He didn't pass the bar?!

Ha Ha. I kill me!!
Posted By: 340boy Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by APDDSN0864
Originally Posted by ironbender

Uhhh... good barrister is at least an oxymoron...

Until ya need one!


Mike, it gets better...that attorney is a Texas A&M Regent...

All I gotta say is, the bar he picked her up in must have been damned dark!

Ed

He didn't pass the bar?!

Ha Ha. I kill me!!


😃
Posted By: APDDSN0864 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Yup, that's one bar he should have passed!

"First date" my aching butt. How do YOU spell hooker?

Ed
Posted By: ol_mike Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
I got her, right here. Is her name Lindy Lou?



‘I’m not leaving:’ His date wrecked $300,000 in famous art and hid in his house, prosecutors say
BY JARED GILMOUR

[email protected]


DECEMBER 27, 2017 07:42 PM

UPDATED DECEMBER 29, 2017 09:53 AM

The bad news is that the Warhols got the worst of it.

The good news is that the Monet made it out unharmed.


[Linked Image]

Lindy Lou Layman, 29, has been charged with criminal mischief in Houston, Texas, after prosecutors say her first date with Anthony Buzbee, a prominent Texas attorney and collector of art, took a turn for the destructive on Dec. 23, KTRK reports.

Layman destroyed three original paintings and two abstract sculptures at Buzbee’s 12,000-square-foot mansion that evening, according to a criminal complaint, leaving at least $300,000 in damage. She tore the paintings off the wall, poured liquid on them and threw sculptures across the room, the complaint said.

She also pulled a Renoir and a Monet off the wall. Luckily those weren’t damaged.



She should do a FEW years in prison - hard labor - and have to pay back every red cent owed for the damage .
Posted By: DaveR Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Advance slowly with this one. Sounds like the "Stage 5 Clinger".

My buddy had one some 10 years ago. Same kinda deal. She was "in love" and wanted to move in before his dick was dry from the first bang.

She was in his house within 3 weeks. He thought he'd "help her out" because she was low on income and it makes sense". I kept warning him about how she was acting. Our other friends didn't want to "stick their noses in". He kept saying "don't think outside the box" (meaning her box).

A real b!tch. She was doing her damn best to drive his friends away, and keep him home. She was oh-so-sweet when he was around, but very confrontational and insulting to his friends as soon as he was out of earshot. Everyone but him saw it.

One night we were over for a BBQ. To her it was "our fridge", "our couch" "our this-and-that". She'd been in all of a month. Maybe.

I went to give his lab a chip. She says "oh, we don't feed our dog people food". I said "oh really....cause I've known this dog from a pup, and that's not the case". It went on for a bit with her getting increasingly bitchy when he was back in the house out of ear shot. When one of us would say something she'd say "don't interrupt me". I finally said "I don't know who you think you are, but you don't talk to his friends like we are children". She starts yelling "I will NOT be talked to like that IN MY HOUSE". Says I.... "listen b!tch, he has owned and worked on this house for 20 years. You showing up out of nowhere, falling on your back and spreading your legs in this house does not make it your house!"

Oooh boy, it was on then.

Wasn't long after....maybe 6 months.....he'd had more than enough of her chit, and tried to get her out. Crazy ch!t. He'd walk in the door, put his things away and head for the shower, and she'd have head in his lap smelling for snatch. No kidding. If he dared step out for a drink with the guys, she was all over his azz. She wouldn't leave. She said she had "established domicile, and if you want me out, you have to evict me". He got a lawyer. On advice of his lawyer and after a month or so of effort, he ultimately paid her $10k cash to leave (instead of going through the eviction process).

One night he called me over to help him change locks on some interior doors and garage. First time I'd been back in the house since that night. That b!tch was crazy as I'd rarely ever seen.

He did finally get her out, but not before one of her rage sessions where neighbors called the police. The showed up, and my bud is sitting on the couch. They ask him what happened, and he told them. She was losing her chit. They saw the gunsafe in the corner, and asked him if there were guns in it. He replied there were. They told him he had to open the safe so they could remove the firearms from the house because this was a "domestic disturbance". He refused. They told him to open it, or they'd have a search and seizure warrant there in the hour, along with a locksmith who would "break it if he has to" to get in. He relented. He did not get all of his guns back for almost a year. Had to "prove ownership" on several of them which were handed down by his father. Once he got them back, they were all rusted to chit, to include his Smith 41, and a very sweet Colt 1911 his father gave him.

All over "the box".

Nah, man. Smart, confident, independent and strong women DO NOT act like that. They take their time to see what they are getting into before they leap. If they are NOT those things, they can get clingy FAST. And it's best to avoid them. Let her know this is moving too fast. Her reaction to that will tell much of the story.

Like I tell my son...."even the crazy ones can stand on their head for months and appear normal and perfect....until they've got their hooks in you. But I've yet to meet a bad one that made the one year mark without showing their true colors. Tread cautiously during this period.
Posted By: alpinecrick Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors


Thanks for all the advice. I knew I could count the on the Fire.

I guess I'm just meeting the real crazy ones lately. Hopefully 2018 is a less crazy woman kinda year .



I don't know how old you are, but you haven't seen crazy 'til they hit menopause..........
Posted By: rem141r Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
my buddy hooked up with a psycho bitch 25 years ago when his first wife went nuts and left him with 2 little kids. this bitch moved in within a month or so and it was "my house", "my kids", etc real fast. she tried to pressure him into getting his vasectomy reversed but thankfully he didn't have the money. long story short, she's still there, her name is on the deed to the house his dad gave him and he spends a lot of time at the bar. a LOT of time. she drove a wedge between him and his friends, including me and he is a beaten man and she has a schit eating grin while tooling around town in the cars he buys her. she is truly fuggen evil.

oh and the kids grew up ok, hate her and rarely visit him anymore.
Posted By: 340boy Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by alpinecrick
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors


Thanks for all the advice. I knew I could count the on the Fire.

I guess I'm just meeting the real crazy ones lately. Hopefully 2018 is a less crazy woman kinda year .



I don't know how old you are, but you haven't seen crazy 'til they hit menopause..........

I think that was an issue with my ex. She was in her late 40s when we were involved. She was also a Denver city girl and business executive. What a jug f!@# that was.
Posted By: jdunham Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Calvin
A woman being a woman wouldn't scare me. Look at the big picture stuff.



If you have been the victim of a psycho bitch you wouldn't have such a cavalier attitude.


LMAO! Amen brother!
Posted By: Prwlr Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by R H Clark
One in the hand,two in the bush.



No pun intended?
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Alwaysoutdoors, all the sheit going back and forth between you and I, I'm telling you straight up as a man, two weeks is not enough, and the fact that you want to move in with her tells me you have some issues being objective, (no offense!). You need to put some space between you and let your head clear. I'm sure based on your posting that you'll be alright but man you gotta clear your head. You need a few weeks. Trying to help you stay outa trouble brother. PM anytime.
Posted By: ribka Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
you want crazy?

Date a female attorney


Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by APDDSN0864
Originally Posted by ironbender

Uhhh... good barrister is at least an oxymoron...

Until ya need one!


Mike, it gets better...that attorney is a Texas A&M Regent...

All I gotta say is, the bar he picked her up in must have been damned dark!

Ed

He didn't pass the bar?!

Ha Ha. I kill me!!
Posted By: Dutch Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Just remember, people on probation behave way better than those under contract.....
Posted By: berryns Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18

Originally Posted by WB300
Nope. Insurance will gladly pay for the vasectomy. It's the reversal that will cost ya. Kids cost more than $88.


88.00 ? Not too bad....I had to pay 160.00 for my big snip. Best deal of my life and great for my marriage.

I would have paid $10,000 and sold Grandma's wheelchair to pay for it after we had the twins.
Posted By: 458 Lott Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by ribka
you want crazy?

Date a female attorney


Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by APDDSN0864
Originally Posted by ironbender

Uhhh... good barrister is at least an oxymoron...

Until ya need one!


Mike, it gets better...that attorney is a Texas A&M Regent...

All I gotta say is, the bar he picked her up in must have been damned dark!

Ed

He didn't pass the bar?!

Ha Ha. I kill me!!



Been married to one for 24 years.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
Originally Posted by Fireball2

I Googled "I met a woman man..."


Advice from the biggest whiner, twisted, Super 38 toting, lonely, lying POS...never turns out well.


For real? I was gonna get Roy to be my best man. Probably not a good idea though, he’d probably show up wearing just chaps and a gun belt.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Alwaysoutdoors, all the sheit going back and forth between you and I, I'm telling you straight up as a man, two weeks is not enough, and the fact that you want to move in with her tells me you have some issues being objective, (no offense!). You need to put some space between you and let your head clear. I'm sure based on your posting that you'll be alright but man you gotta clear your head. You need a few weeks. Trying to help you stay outa trouble brother. PM anytime.



For the record, my immediate response to her in love, let’s get married talk was that we don’t know each other. But after a while longer I may stay at her place some because she’s tall, brand new fake boobies, can cook like mutherfugher, is a pleaser (wink,wink). There’s really no downside. I’m sure as hell not getting married anytime soon unless she starts buying me guns. Hahaha

Edit: she’s also OCD about cleaning so all I gotta do is go to work, come home and be nice. It sound like a nice change from the usual.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors

For real? I was gonna get Roy to be my best man. Probably not a good idea though, he’d probably show up wearing just chaps and a gun belt.


And then the bride said, "OMG" and it'd be end of the dream for you my friend.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by ribka
you want crazy?

Date a female attorney


Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by APDDSN0864
Originally Posted by ironbender

Uhhh... good barrister is at least an oxymoron...

Until ya need one!


Mike, it gets better...that attorney is a Texas A&M Regent...

All I gotta say is, the bar he picked her up in must have been damned dark!

Ed

He didn't pass the bar?!

Ha Ha. I kill me!!



Yer rite ther bro. (Hicup) I kaint magin no sob bein crzy nuff ta hook up wth a femal lowyr.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Alwaysoutdoors, all the sheit going back and forth between you and I, I'm telling you straight up as a man, two weeks is not enough, and the fact that you want to move in with her tells me you have some issues being objective, (no offense!). You need to put some space between you and let your head clear. I'm sure based on your posting that you'll be alright but man you gotta clear your head. You need a few weeks. Trying to help you stay outa trouble brother. PM anytime.



For the record, There’s really no downside.


Yer screwed.
Posted By: 340boy Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Alwaysoutdoors, all the sheit going back and forth between you and I, I'm telling you straight up as a man, two weeks is not enough, and the fact that you want to move in with her tells me you have some issues being objective, (no offense!). You need to put some space between you and let your head clear. I'm sure based on your posting that you'll be alright but man you gotta clear your head. You need a few weeks. Trying to help you stay outa trouble brother. PM anytime.



For the record, There’s really no downside.


Yer screwed.


This. OP, sounds to me like you made up your mind before you started the thread.Good luck, buddy.
Posted By: plainsman456 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
If you like her go for it.

I would keep my place and stuff.
But it sounds like a fun ride,beats walking. laugh
Posted By: rem141r Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
no downside til she gets knocked up
Posted By: SockPuppet Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
For the record, my immediate response to her in love, let’s get married talk was that we don’t know each other. But after a while longer I may stay at her place some because she’s tall, brand new fake boobies, can cook like mutherfugher, is a pleaser (wink,wink). There’s really no downside. I’m sure as hell not getting married anytime soon unless she starts buying me guns. Hahaha

Edit: she’s also OCD about cleaning so all I gotta do is go to work, come home and be nice. It sound like a nice change from the usual.


Is this your way of saying she does anal?
Posted By: irfubar Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Trust me there is no upside to sticking your dick in a psycho bitch! It will cost you one way or another!!!
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by rem141r
no downside til she gets knocked up


Impossible
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Alwaysoutdoors, all the sheit going back and forth between you and I, I'm telling you straight up as a man, two weeks is not enough, and the fact that you want to move in with her tells me you have some issues being objective, (no offense!). You need to put some space between you and let your head clear. I'm sure based on your posting that you'll be alright but man you gotta clear your head. You need a few weeks. Trying to help you stay outa trouble brother. PM anytime.



For the record, There’s really no downside.


Yer screwed.


You edited my post, chit head.
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by SockPuppet
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
For the record, my immediate response to her in love, let’s get married talk was that we don’t know each other. But after a while longer I may stay at her place some because she’s tall, brand new fake boobies, can cook like mutherfugher, is a pleaser (wink,wink). There’s really no downside. I’m sure as hell not getting married anytime soon unless she starts buying me guns. Hahaha

Edit: she’s also OCD about cleaning so all I gotta do is go to work, come home and be nice. It sound like a nice change from the usual.


Is this your way of saying she does anal?



That's cute the way you make it sound like she has a choice.
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Trust me there is no upside to sticking your dick in a psycho bitch! It will cost you one way or another!!!


I dunno. It could be entertaining for us if he'll keep us posted.
Posted By: berryns Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Alwaysoutdoors, all the sheit going back and forth between you and I, I'm telling you straight up as a man, two weeks is not enough, and the fact that you want to move in with her tells me you have some issues being objective, (no offense!). You need to put some space between you and let your head clear. I'm sure based on your posting that you'll be alright but man you gotta clear your head. You need a few weeks. Trying to help you stay outa trouble brother. PM anytime.



For the record, my immediate response to her in love, let’s get married talk was that we don’t know each other. But after a while longer I may stay at her place some because she’s tall, brand new fake boobies, can cook like mutherfugher, is a pleaser (wink,wink). There’s really no downside. I’m sure as hell not getting married anytime soon unless she starts buying me guns. Hahaha

Edit: she’s also OCD about cleaning so all I gotta do is go to work, come home and be nice. It sound like a nice change from the usual.



alwaysoutdoors, your girlfriend sounds like fun. Take it slowly, be careful, and you should make out alright. That being said every woman is a bit crazy it's a matter of how crazy.


Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
I think there is good advice here. Seriously, thanks for the Fires collective knowledge. Not fireball, but the campfire.

I think there is minimal risk if I keep my place and just take it slow.
Posted By: ol_mike Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
DaveR ,

Wow your buddy took a beating with that hag ..
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Always Outdoors,
Thanks for the entertainment,
but please listen to Fireballer's advice and take heed.
He is a stable, upright, fabulous Christian man that has been a wonderful example to fire members everywhere.
Check his old posts and you will surely see the goodness, mercy and love that oozes from every post.
From past experience, I am sure he prayed, fasted and spoke in tongues before giving you the life guidance you needed to not fail. He works overtime to pattern his life after the big guy. You should be honored that he has dispensed his godly life plan to you and I pray that you will heed his words.
You should not be engaging in premarital relations, but let he who is without sin cast the first condom.
Have a nice evening and if you have any nudies of this middle age, big boobed, fat chick please PM them to Ringman.
He's a weight watchers counselor. I think.

Stay classy,
Slave
Posted By: WB300 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18

This thread is epic!

Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
For the record, my immediate response to her in love, let’s get married talk was that we don’t know each other. But after a while longer I may stay at her place some because she’s tall, brand new fake boobies, can cook like mutherfugher, is a pleaser (wink,wink). There’s really no downside. I’m sure as hell not getting married anytime soon unless she starts buying me guns. Hahaha

Edit: she’s also OCD about cleaning so all I gotta do is go to work, come home and be nice. It sound like a nice change from the usual.


I got a chill reading that. Dejavu all over again. First gun was 4 months in.
Posted By: alpinecrick Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Alwaysoutdoors, all the sheit going back and forth between you and I, I'm telling you straight up as a man, two weeks is not enough, and the fact that you want to move in with her tells me you have some issues being objective, (no offense!). You need to put some space between you and let your head clear. I'm sure based on your posting that you'll be alright but man you gotta clear your head. You need a few weeks. Trying to help you stay outa trouble brother. PM anytime.



For the record, There’s really no downside.


Yer screwed.


He's screwed.........
Posted By: Kenneth Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
2 things........

You haven't dated in 10 years,,,,, and we're questioning her?

Does she get coffee from Starbucks?
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I think there is good advice here. Seriously, thanks for the Fires collective knowledge. Not fireball, but the campfire.

I think there is minimal risk if I keep my place and just take it slow.


Yer still thinking about FB in assless chaps aren't you.......
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by Kenneth
2 things........

You haven't dated in 10 years,,,,,


Have you told her you only have 2 more years worth of screwing left in you towards getting caught up before youre caught up? cool
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I think there is good advice here. Seriously, thanks for the Fires collective knowledge. Not fireball, but the campfire.

I think there is minimal risk if I keep my place and just take it slow.


Yer still thinking about FB in assless chaps aren't you.......


I get soooo tired of being stereotyped.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
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Bless you brother Vinny.
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Always good to see the baller's wife post,
Now and then.
She sure seems nice.

Bless you, ma'am.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
It's been years since I hit the Danger Zone! Truly lucky to be alive.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by wageslave
Always Outdoors,
Thanks for the entertainment,
but please listen to Fireballer's advice and take heed.
He is a stable, upright, fabulous Christian man that has been a wonderful example to fire members everywhere.
Check his old posts and you will surely see the goodness, mercy and love that oozes from every post.
From past experience, I am sure he prayed, fasted and spoke in tongues before giving you the life guidance you needed to not fail. He works overtime to pattern his life after the big guy. You should be honored that he has dispensed his godly life plan to you and I pray that you will heed his words.
You should not be engaging in premarital relations, but let he who is without sin cast the first condom.
Have a nice evening and if you have any nudies of this middle age, big boobed, fat chick please PM them to Ringman.
He's a weight watchers counselor. I think.

Stay classy,
Slave


Always classy here on the fire.

Who said anything about middle aged? Or fat?
Posted By: byd Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Does she know about this post?
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by byd
Does she know about this post?


Of course
Posted By: alpinecrick Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by byd
Does she know about this post?


Of course


That's the spirit!


But does she know about this entire thread?.........
Posted By: Sako76 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Rent it, don't buy!
Posted By: Bwana_1 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by wageslave
Always good to see the baller's wife post,
Now and then.
She sure seems nice.

Bless you, ma'am.


Fireballz house guest will be posting soon too, maybe that's what's taking over his little mind...fuggin lying loser
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by Miss_Lynn
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years. I met a woman two weeks ago . We went out on a handful of dates. Now she fell in love,wants to get married and be together forever. What happened to keep going on dates and see how things go? I’m confused.

What am I missing here? I’m thinking she’s got issues.


RUN!!!!!! Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not stop to take a pee, run blindly into the night, and every day and night left in your life. She is NOT a keeper !




Lynn,

you are not considering AOD... regardless of who or what this gal is.... she's an improvement over what
he's had the last 10 years... seems to me, she would be the one taking a chance... not AOD...

but then again, if this fails... he's always got Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters ready and waiting..

She sounds like the better of the two......

but why am I not surprised....

Seems he found her 'running blindly into the night....' I'd wager it involved alcohol.. and lots of it..
at a real classy bar... 5 miles up a dirt road...
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by ol_mike
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
I got her, right here. Is her name Lindy Lou?



‘I’m not leaving:’ His date wrecked $300,000 in famous art and hid in his house, prosecutors say
BY JARED GILMOUR

[email protected]


DECEMBER 27, 2017 07:42 PM

UPDATED DECEMBER 29, 2017 09:53 AM

The bad news is that the Warhols got the worst of it.

The good news is that the Monet made it out unharmed.


[Linked Image]

Lindy Lou Layman, 29, has been charged with criminal mischief in Houston, Texas, after prosecutors say her first date with Anthony Buzbee, a prominent Texas attorney and collector of art, took a turn for the destructive on Dec. 23, KTRK reports.

Layman destroyed three original paintings and two abstract sculptures at Buzbee’s 12,000-square-foot mansion that evening, according to a criminal complaint, leaving at least $300,000 in damage. She tore the paintings off the wall, poured liquid on them and threw sculptures across the room, the complaint said.

She also pulled a Renoir and a Monet off the wall. Luckily those weren’t damaged.



She should do a FEW years in prison - hard labor - and have to pay back every red cent owed for the damage .


Sounds to me the lawyer got exactly the type of girl he was looking for...

he just didn't anticipate she'd get violent...

the article didn't exactly say what lit her fuse.. and him being an attorney, a rich one at that..
well I am sure he's a social winner also...

Sounds like the two deserved each other....
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
I'm sure most of you boys have no idea who Ernie Larsen is...

but I use to listen and attend some of his lectures back in MN...

One of the things he said in a presentation, I think applies her to this situation..

"one can walk into an event, that has 30 people, 300 people or 3000 people
attending it...and you can bank on it every single time...If you are dysfunctional,
no matter what your dysfunction is....you'll meet the only other person there
whose dysfunction plugs right into your dysfunction.... its like beacons in the night"...

yeah, I am sure it describes AOD and his dream girl...

guy who hasn't dated for 10 years, finds a counterpoint, who wants to "fall in love"
and get married after 2 weeks... that translates from the language of love, into the
language of English... " I'm needy as hell, and I'll do anything to get you to think otherwise
because you strike me as stupid enough to fall for it..." not dating for 10 years.. I'm sure
as soon as she found that out, she knew she had found her pigeon... and she knew
exactly what to do.. the same thing that had worked a dozen times or more before, for her..

I look forward to the follow up thread in 90 days or so... it'll even be a better Dear Abbey
thread than this one is...
Posted By: ol_mike Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by ol_mike
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
I got her, right here. Is her name Lindy Lou?



‘I’m not leaving:’ His date wrecked $300,000 in famous art and hid in his house, prosecutors say
BY JARED GILMOUR

[email protected]


DECEMBER 27, 2017 07:42 PM

UPDATED DECEMBER 29, 2017 09:53 AM

The bad news is that the Warhols got the worst of it.

The good news is that the Monet made it out unharmed.


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Lindy Lou Layman, 29, has been charged with criminal mischief in Houston, Texas, after prosecutors say her first date with Anthony Buzbee, a prominent Texas attorney and collector of art, took a turn for the destructive on Dec. 23, KTRK reports.

Layman destroyed three original paintings and two abstract sculptures at Buzbee’s 12,000-square-foot mansion that evening, according to a criminal complaint, leaving at least $300,000 in damage. She tore the paintings off the wall, poured liquid on them and threw sculptures across the room, the complaint said.

She also pulled a Renoir and a Monet off the wall. Luckily those weren’t damaged.



She should do a FEW years in prison - hard labor - and have to pay back every red cent owed for the damage .


Sounds to me the lawyer got exactly the type of girl he was looking for...

he just didn't anticipate she'd get violent...

the article didn't exactly say what lit her fuse.. and him being an attorney, a rich one at that..
well I am sure he's a social winner also...

Sounds like the two deserved each other....



You're very likely right , it's just that people who often times ain't got squat seem to love to destroy other peoples stuff .
Posted By: ol_mike Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
I worked with a guy years ago , offshore drilling , he found a fast mover woman , ball of fire type . She wanted to move in with him immediately , he told me about her on the Rig , well she calls him while on duty at work . He's away 7 days at a time , anyway she's begging to move in NOW so he relents and is trying to contact his Mom to let her in . Another phone call from her stating her brother jimmied the door [broke in] and she was in and there . Now calling Long Distance to the Rig constantly .

Anyway he got home -they were partying at a rough kind of place that she wanted to go to - a real biker bar , bandito bikers there were a bunch of them around biloxi .

She gets boozed up starts partying with bikers and wants her and him to go off partying with the bandito's -NOPE- he said -she tells him she's going with them .
She doesn't make it home before time for him to leave to go back to work . Her stuff was packed sitting at the front door . but she never came for it because her body was dumped out somewhere beaten and raped and dead .
He went through attorney fees - all kind of stuff until they finally found the bikers who did it etc. 3 of them convicted od murder , about 1984ish .

Alwaysoutdoors this was just a story I threw in here , not directing it towards your circumstance .
Posted By: WB300 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
If she's reading this thread... we are all screwed!

For the record, i think she is wonderful and you have found the unicorn of women. Cough cough!
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by Seafire
I'm sure most of you boys have no idea who Ernie Larsen is...

but I use to listen and attend some of his lectures back in MN...

One of the things he said in a presentation, I think applies her to this situation..

"one can walk into an event, that has 30 people, 300 people or 3000 people
attending it...and you can bank on it every single time...If you are dysfunctional,
no matter what your dysfunction is....you'll meet the only other person there
whose dysfunction plugs right into your dysfunction.... its like beacons in the night"...

yeah, I am sure it describes AOD and his dream girl...

guy who hasn't dated for 10 years, finds a counterpoint, who wants to "fall in love"
and get married after 2 weeks... that translates from the language of love, into the
language of English... " I'm needy as hell, and I'll do anything to get you to think otherwise
because you strike me as stupid enough to fall for it..." not dating for 10 years.. I'm sure
as soon as she found that out, she knew she had found her pigeon... and she knew
exactly what to do.. the same thing that had worked a dozen times or more before, for her..

I look forward to the follow up thread in 90 days or so... it'll even be a better Dear Abbey
thread than this one is...


Lectures in Minnesota? That about sums it up.

Don’t you and Roy have a date ? Oh wait ,you just got home from it.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by WB300
If she's reading this thread... we are all screwed!

For the record, i think she is wonderful and you have found the unicorn of women. Cough cough!


She’s a nut job
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
alwaysoutdoors,

Pardon me for saying that you may have found a GEM of a woman (though I wouldn't bet on it). - It's FAR more likely that you've found "something quite different".

Let me tell you my story briefly:

I met my beloved "Vickie K." at an antique glass show in Dallas in May 1983. ( She asked me to pass her an antique vase off a high shelf.) - I turned around & saw the MOST beautiful girl that I'd ever seen & "fell headfirst into" her utterly lovely violet-colored eyes.
When I finally got my breath again, I asked her out for coffee. (She said YES.). - We talked for 3-4 hours at a coffee-shop in Dallas & then I asked her out to dinner. (She said, YES.)
FOUR days later I finally went home (I was at that time on 10 days annual leave & my leave was up the next day.), as she had to go to NY & then to Paris on a modeling shoot.
(She employed as a top fashion model with Elite Models of NYC.)
She said, "I cannot stand being without you. Can you come to Paris with me?? - My treat."
(As I was on active duty, I said, "No way can I get off on short notice. Soldiers cannot 'just go places' like that, no matter how romantic that going to Paris with you sounds.")

She went to NY & then Paris & came home about 3 weeks later, to tell me that she was "Head over heels in love." & wanted to get married.
(I told her that, "I'm in love too. - Let's see how we feel in 6 months." ====> She said, "OK" & she spent every available minute with me, flying out for a few days, as often as she could get away to TX from wherever she was working.)

Because I went TWICE on a long "TDY" (OCONUS), we got married 14 months later, instead of in 6 months. - Vickie owned a house in Dallas & we split our time between her house & my (leased) townhouse in Killeen, TX. - We were extremely happy for about 2 years, until she said that she had "missed 2 periods" & thought that she was probably pregnant. = When she went to her first OB-GYN appointment, the doctor found that she was about 2 months along AND that he also found that she had ACUTE PROGRANULOCYTIC LEUKEMIA.
(Five months & 4 days later, I lost my angel & our unborn daughter. - TRUST ME, dying from Leukemia isn't at all like Erich Segal's famous book/movie, LOVE STORY. = It isn't at all "pretty"; The patient doesn't just fall asleep one day like "Jenny Cavalleri" did in the movie. Instead, that five months was AWFUL for both of us, with 3 rounds of chemo, whole-body radiation & 2 bone-marrow transplants.- She was six days from her 30th birthday, at the time of her passing.)
"VK" has been gone now for >3 decades but I still think of her, WITH PURE LOVE, every day.,

I told you all that to tell you this: You just MAY have found YOUR "Angel walking on Earth" but you MAY have met a CRAZY woman or even a DANGEROUS LUNATIC. ======> My sincere advice: GO SLOW, buddy. GO SLOW, as things don't always turn out the way that you want.

Nonetheless, I wish you (and possibly the 2 of you) WELL.

yours, tex

Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Thanks, Tex. That’s a great story.

Without going into details, this is the latter as in crazy.
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
alwaysoutdoors,

SORRY to hear that. BUT you are LUCKY (imVho) to find that out before you're "in too deep". - BETTER to find out NOW, than "find out the HARD WAY", in 6 months or a year.

yours, tex
Posted By: DocRocket Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by ribka
you want crazy?

Date a female attorney



Indeed!

After my divorce in 2013 I decided it would be smart to be more selective in my dating, so tried dating professional women. I soon found this means "lawyers"... seems single female doctors and accountants are rare, but there's a LOT of lawyer gals out on the market. Anyways, long story short, I dated a string of lawyer gals, and pretty much all of 'em were crazy. Fun for a short time, but the batscjtt was strong in ever one of 'em. Also, a couple of 'em were married but didn't bother to tell me until we after we had bumped uglies.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by DocRocket
Originally Posted by ribka
you want crazy?

Date a female attorney



Indeed!

After my divorce in 2013 I decided it would be smart to be more selective in my dating, so tried dating professional women. I soon found this man's "lawyers"... seems single female doctors and accountants are rare, but there's a LOT of lawyer gals out on the market. Anyways, long story short, I dated a string of lawyer gals, and pretty much all of 'em were crazy. Fun for a short time, but the batscjtt was strong in ever one of 'em. Also, a couple of 'em were married but didn't bother to tell me until we after we had bumped uglies.



Speaking of careers...

I have a fondness for nurses. Something about their very nurturing nature that pushes them to become nurses in the first place.

But, I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that... whistle

grin
Posted By: DocRocket Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
RBB, trust me, I know about nurses...
Posted By: White_Bear Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Hammer away but keep things separate in case it goes sour. Don't buy anything together that you aren't willing to give away. Keep a back-up plan because they all do.
Is she the jealous type? Some that cling right away can be overbearing and show their crazy once the initial spark burns out.
Maybe you just hit the jackpot. Be cautious and careful.
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
White Bear,

100% SPOT ON. = In many ways, women are SMARTER & more SCHEMING than men are in relationships.

One thing that tells a smart guy that's she's NOT "head over heels" over you is if she does her hair, makeup & dresses to suit her girlfriends, instead of the way that you prefer.
Also, IF she doesn't always wear the jewelry that you bought her: BEWARE.
(My Darla no longer cuts her hair, is growing it down to long enough to sit upon & is NEVER seen outside the house W/O full makeup & her jade bracelet/necklace, as she KNOWS that I like for her to look that way.)

yours, tex
Posted By: Rugerfan4374 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
My thing seems to be that once I see that I am being taken advantage of, things tend to go off the tracks right then and there. When I am paying all the mortgage, paying all the money to maintain the house, it is my house. Not our house! Just because they are giving up the booty, does not make up for the fact that they are paying for nothing to live there. Cooking meals, cleaning, laundry, etc, are all things that I can do myself, appreciate their efforts in all of that, but it does not make the house partly theirs, or my truck partly theirs. Also when you are busting your ass on 12 hour days at work, and you find out that they are cutting shifts or not going to work at all to run around and do this or that, or to go hang out with this person or that person, then at the end of the month, they cannot pay their own bills, and they are either asking you and/ or expecting you to help them out, I tend to have issues. Because when things have gotten tight and I needed money, they look at you like you are a worthless piece of trash because you cannot afford or will not spend any money on them, I sold countless guns to come up with money to just get by, things that I never wanted to sell, and no offers from them to step up and help out. I cannot look at someone and cherish that person when they have no interest in rolling up their sleeves and helping out. You know what , screw that! I will remain single in my own house that I pay for my own [bleep], and continue to rebuild my collection of guns, and the stuff that makes me happy.

I am not the savior they are seeking, nor am I the step in , step up daddy either. 50 / 50 or nothing!

Ok, sorry for the rant, just some pent up stuff.
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Rangerfan4374,

100% CORRECT.= For any relationship to work long-term, I believe that everything should be shared. Finances/chores/cooking/pastimes/everything. =====> Share & share alike works for me.
(My current lady makes a LOT more money than I do & is good at splitting expenses, especially when it comes to "luxury items".)

yours, tex
Posted By: Rugerfan4374 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Oh, then on top of that, you get a text message one day " I think we should get married" then "here is a picture of the ring I want" . I look it up, it has a $10,000 dollar price tag. Then "I think we should go to Jamaica for the honey moon, the trip is only $9,000 dollars". Then: "I want to be married in less than a year"
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by DocRocket
RBB, trust me, I know about nurses...



laugh

I knew that. wink
Posted By: 458 Lott Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by DocRocket
Originally Posted by ribka
you want crazy?

Date a female attorney



Indeed!

After my divorce in 2013 I decided it would be smart to be more selective in my dating, so tried dating professional women. I soon found this means "lawyers"... seems single female doctors and accountants are rare, but there's a LOT of lawyer gals out on the market. Anyways, long story short, I dated a string of lawyer gals, and pretty much all of 'em were crazy. Fun for a short time, but the batscjtt was strong in ever one of 'em. Also, a couple of 'em were married but didn't bother to tell me until we after we had bumped uglies.


Pretty much guaranteed that when a woman puts aside her personal life for her career, by the time she hit's her 40's she's going to be the nastiest sullen vindictive bitch you'll ever meet. Throw a divorce in the mix and look the f@#! out.

My wife's professional experience is that the majority of lawyers are bitches and [bleep].

I have met a few female attorneys that are nice women, happen to be married to one. To a woman they married at the beginning of their career, raised a family and stay married. They are normal women who happen to practice law. But those that identify as lawyers, there is a good reason for the stereotype.
Posted By: tzone Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by 12344mag


Yer still thinking about FB in assless chaps aren't you.......


Aren't all chaps assless?
Posted By: ol_mike Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
satx78247 ,

Sad story sorry to hear about the wife VickieK and baby daughter you lost -condolences bud .
Posted By: ribka Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by DocRocket
Originally Posted by ribka
you want crazy?

Date a female attorney



Indeed!

After my divorce in 2013 I decided it would be smart to be more selective in my dating, so tried dating professional women. I soon found this means "lawyers"... seems single female doctors and accountants are rare, but there's a LOT of lawyer gals out on the market. Anyways, long story short, I dated a string of lawyer gals, and pretty much all of 'em were crazy. Fun for a short time, but the batscjtt was strong in ever one of 'em. Also, a couple of 'em were married but didn't bother to tell me until we after we had bumped uglies.



I made mistake of dating one in early 40's who chose career over family. Feminism sure has screwwed up a lot of women who believed the myth of career vs family. Many bitter professional women in 40's and 50's who never chose children over their career

I had a former female attorney girlfriend crawl through my bedroom window at 2 in the morning drunk. This was a month after I broke it off because she was craaaaazy.

A friend dated a female attorney at work in our legal department. I warned him about her. Anyway he broke it off and it got bad at work and they ended up firing her and escorting her out of office, She came in during the weekend, must of still had a key, and took a big dump on his desk and left a note.
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Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
ol mike,

THANKS. = I was BLESSED to have had her in my life for over 4 years.= Vickie was UNIQUE & what THE GOOD BOOK called, "a pearl beyond price".

She has been gone so long that I now have only GOOD MEMORIES of "VK" & believe that we will be together again some day.

yours, tex
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by ol_mike
Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by ol_mike
Originally Posted by simonkenton7



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Lindy Lou Layman, 29, has been charged with criminal mischief in Houston, Texas, after prosecutors say her first date with Anthony Buzbee, a prominent Texas attorney and collector of art, took a turn for the destructive on Dec. 23, KTRK reports.

Layman destroyed three original paintings and two abstract sculptures at Buzbee’s 12,000-square-foot mansion that evening, according to a criminal complaint, leaving at least $300,000 in damage. She tore the paintings off the wall, poured liquid on them and threw sculptures across the room, the complaint said.

She also pulled a Renoir and a Monet off the wall. Luckily those weren’t damaged.



She should do a FEW years in prison - hard labor - and have to pay back every red cent owed for the damage .


Sounds to me the lawyer got exactly the type of girl he was looking for...

he just didn't anticipate she'd get violent...

the article didn't exactly say what lit her fuse.. and him being an attorney, a rich one at that..
well I am sure he's a social winner also...

Sounds like the two deserved each other....



Your very likely right , it's just that people who often times ain't got squat seem to love to destroy other peoples stuff .


Oh I am sure she was a methhead.. doper etc...

Those kind of people never have any sense of value... they never had to earn anything, much less take care of it...

kinda like the liberal leftist types... good at spending other people's money...

Mr Attorney got what he deserved... and so did she...
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Seafire,

YEP & YEP.

yours, tex
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Seafire
I'm sure most of you boys have no idea who Ernie Larsen is...

but I use to listen and attend some of his lectures back in MN...

One of the things he said in a presentation, I think applies her to this situation..

"one can walk into an event, that has 30 people, 300 people or 3000 people
attending it...and you can bank on it every single time...If you are dysfunctional,
no matter what your dysfunction is....you'll meet the only other person there
whose dysfunction plugs right into your dysfunction.... its like beacons in the night"...

yeah, I am sure it describes AOD and his dream girl...

guy who hasn't dated for 10 years, finds a counterpoint, who wants to "fall in love"
and get married after 2 weeks... that translates from the language of love, into the
language of English... " I'm needy as hell, and I'll do anything to get you to think otherwise
because you strike me as stupid enough to fall for it..." not dating for 10 years.. I'm sure
as soon as she found that out, she knew she had found her pigeon... and she knew
exactly what to do.. the same thing that had worked a dozen times or more before, for her..

I look forward to the follow up thread in 90 days or so... it'll even be a better Dear Abbey
thread than this one is...


Lectures in Minnesota? That about sums it up.

Don’t you and Roy have a date ? Oh wait ,you just got home from it.


Sorry to hit a nerve... whistle

But then HoMo fantasies.. probably explain why you haven't been on a date in 10 years....

Then again, I can see why Dear Abby, didn't answer you, so
you Dear Abby'ed the campfire...

and lets take notes... MN and Oregon Bad....
Thinks someone from Tennessee with a Blue Collar TRailer Park attitude..
and asking Dear Abby Advise about some gal who he met in a bar two weeks ago...on the internet...

just making sure I didn't miss anything...

Personally I think you and Ms Godzilla in a woman's body need to hook up for a long term 90 to 120 day
relationship... it will be the basis for you getting thru the next 10 years.. just you, Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters..
but hey, you don't have to worry about Child Support...

Sober up.. and maybe it will all be a little clearer to ya...
Posted By: Savage_Hunter Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by Windfall
Life can be great with a good one, just adjust your picker. 52% of the population have girl parts, so that should not be that big an influence on your life picker. Compatibility counts.


be careful, because many of that 52% used to have guy parts.
Posted By: funnybone Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
[quote=ribka]you want crazy?

Date a female attorney



Been there done that for 3 years.You are absolutely right!!!!!!
She was batsh...... crazy.

If you stick with your new lady long enough all of that crazy making will start to seem normal.
Posted By: DocRocket Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by tzone


Aren't all chaps assless?


To the best of my knowledge, yes. But apparently a lot of women don't know that. When I ride my cycle cross-country I wear leathers, and it's a rare trip where I don't get at least one gal in a bar or restaurant chattily remarking about my "assless" chaps. It got so bad in Wisconsin I started wearing jeans under my chaps... women... sheesh...
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by DocRocket
Originally Posted by tzone


Aren't all chaps assless?


To the best of my knowledge, yes. But apparently a lot of women don't know that. When I ride my cycle cross-country I wear leathers, and it's a rare trip where I don't get at least one gal in a bar or restaurant chattily remarking about my "assess" chaps. It got so bad in Wisconsin I started wearing jeans under my chaps... women... sheesh...


Not all asses are chapless though!
Posted By: meatsanta226 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
I'm reading a lot of advice from dudes on here that obviously MUST HAVE shacked up with the first barfly they ever met down at the ole Boar's Nest.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by meatsanta226
I'm reading a lot of advice from dudes on here that obviously MUST HAVE shacked up with the first barfly they ever met down at the ole Boar's Nest.


A lot of advice reads like fantasy in this thread. Or humor.

But, there's some sage, worldly advice here as well. wink
Posted By: DocRocket Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by DocRocket
RBB, trust me, I know about nurses...



laugh

I knew that. wink


I know you did!

For the record, I have never dated a nurse in my life. I screwed around with one briefly for a time, though. Never again. There's something in the DNA of nurses that is like kryptonite to my dick...
Posted By: DocRocket Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by meatsanta226
I'm reading a lot of advice from dudes on here that obviously MUST HAVE shacked up with the first barfly they ever met down at the ole Boar's Nest.


You say that like it's a bad thing...
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by Rugerfan4374
Cooking meals, cleaning, laundry, etc, are all things that I can do myself, appreciate their efforts in all of that, but it does not make the house partly theirs, or my truck partly theirs.
Exactly, those things do not make the house partly theirs. The Judge does.
Posted By: RoninPhx Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Two weeks? And you don't think this is a reason for concern. All the poontang in the world ain't worth being shackled with Psychowoman. Run fast, run low, but mainly RUN! Two weeks and she's looking for a lifetime commitment is insane. Me thinks there's a few floats missing from her parade.

as I have been saying for years, there is nothing more exciting than a bi polar bed squirrel off her meds.

Good Lord. What i would have given to have that told to me in 1970, so very true.
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by Seafire

Originally Posted by simonkenton7



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Your very likely right , it's just that people who often times ain't got squat seem to love to destroy other peoples stuff .


Oh I am sure she was a methhead.. doper etc...

Those kind of people never have any sense of value... they never had to earn anything, much less take care of it...

kinda like the liberal leftist types... good at spending other people's money...

Mr Attorney got what he deserved... and so did she...
Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side."
Said, "Hey, honey,
Take a walk on the wild side."
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by meatsanta226
I'm reading a lot of advice from dudes on here that obviously MUST HAVE shacked up with the first barfly they ever met down at the ole Boar's Nest.


so SlumLord...

why the handle change?

Still doing the Dukes of Hazzard thing with your Subaru?
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Originally Posted by Seafire

Originally Posted by simonkenton7



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Your very likely right , it's just that people who often times ain't got squat seem to love to destroy other peoples stuff .


Oh I am sure she was a methhead.. doper etc...

Those kind of people never have any sense of value... they never had to earn anything, much less take care of it...

kinda like the liberal leftist types... good at spending other people's money...

Mr Attorney got what he deserved... and so did she...
Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side."
Said, "Hey, honey,
Take a walk on the wild side."


Careful Ethan.. you may be talking about the future Mrs AOD....

having not had a woman in 10 years, he might get a little offended there...

and Go Trailer Park Rambo on ya...
Posted By: Rugerfan4374 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
HA HA HA, trailer park Rambo!
Posted By: CrimsonTide Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
I can't see any way that this can go wrong.
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by CrimsonTide
I can't see any way that this can go wrong.


yeah Joel, being a trooper.. in your career I bet you never saw anything like this play out, did ya?

had a cousin do this... to this day claims it was the best 3 weeks of his life...
Posted By: CrimsonTide Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Life is often all about risk assessment.
Posted By: Raeford Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by meatsanta226
I'm reading a lot of advice from dudes on here that obviously MUST HAVE shacked up with the first barfly they ever met down at the ole Boar's Nest.



Just keep listening to the sweet nothings BossHawg whispers in your ear.
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
Originally Posted by CrimsonTide
Life is often all about risk assessment.


not if you live in a Trailer Park, or drink enough beer constantly...
or drop enough pills etc, when your welfare checks show up...

Gubment gonna take care of it all...

I just wish the newly weds the happiest 3 weeks of their lives...
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Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
DocRocket,

In my young/wild/single days, I lived near a LARGE general hospital & went out with a LARGE number of "ladies in white".

My experience was that RNs love sex and MOST are QUICK to get nekkid at the drop of a hat. = Of course that was in the wild/wooley 1960s & most everyone that I knew back then was playing "musical beds".
(One trick that I often used was to NOT make a move on them even after the 2nd/3rd date. = YL cannot stand being ignored, in my experience.)

yours, tex
Posted By: simonkenton7 Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
I was a paramedic at a hospital in the eighties and nineties. Small town in central Georgia.
My word! Some of those RNs did not behave as Southern Ladies, even on the first date!
Yes those nurses are some wild girls I had some real good times with them. Not many men working at a hospital it is a target-rich environment.

Lots of x-ray techs and lab techs, also.
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Posted By: seal_billy Re: Women! WTF - 01/04/18
I didn't bother to read 17 pages of comments but if you don't run now you might as well buy her a house and give her half your [bleep]. Put on your running shoes!
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
seafoam,

Get back in the can.

I think you’re jealous. Stop watching so much porn.
Posted By: nifty-two-fifty Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
Speaking of nurses back in the 1970's, while in the Marine Corps, it was a known fact that the Navy Nurses threw the very best parties!
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
nifty-two-fifty,

In 1969-71, I resided IN the Nurse's BOQ at an Army Hospital in USAREUR. = Out of 5 floors of "itty bitty" apartments, there were 2 other males in our building & they were both unmarried/male RNs.
(The 3 of us had LOTS of fun, playing with the nurses & a couple of single teachers..)

yours, tex
Posted By: nifty-two-fifty Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
I ran into a few DOD teachers overseas, too.
Most of them weren't that good looking and their personalities seemed a bit off. Rather a strange lot, in my experience.
The nurses were a lot more fun to be around.
Posted By: navlav8r Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Alwaysoutdoors, all the sheit going back and forth between you and I, I'm telling you straight up as a man, two weeks is not enough, and the fact that you want to move in with her tells me you have some issues being objective, (no offense!). You need to put some space between you and let your head clear. I'm sure based on your posting that you'll be alright but man you gotta clear your head. You need a few weeks. Trying to help you stay outa trouble brother. PM anytime.



For the record, my immediate response to her in love, let’s get married talk was that we don’t know each other. But after a while longer I may stay at her place some because she’s tall, brand new fake boobies, can cook like mutherfugher, is a pleaser (wink,wink). There’s really no downside. I’m sure as hell not getting married anytime soon unless she starts buying me guns. Hahaha

Edit: she’s also OCD about cleaning so all I gotta do is go to work, come home and be nice. It sound like a nice change from the usual.



Something to remember is that when she cleans up around your stuff, you won’t be able to find half of it.
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
nifty-two-fifty,

One of the 2 DoD teachers was a HOT & about 25YO REDHEAD (Don't tell my lady but I have a "thing" for HOT-looking redheads.) & the other teacher was "hard to look at".
(.500 is a VERY good batting-average in BB.)

Sadly, the Redhead wouldn't "give me the time of day". =!@#$%!
(I heard after I returned to CONUS that she met/married a BG/0-7 but don't know that is fact.)

yours, tex
Posted By: rost495 Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I haven’t dated in 10 years. I met a woman two weeks ago . We went out on a handful of dates. Now she fell in love,wants to get married and be together forever. What happened to keep going on dates and see how things go? I’m confused.

What am I missing here? I’m thinking she’s got issues.
. First dates and she is nuts and you think you are going to hit the perfect one on the first test. LOL. Women are the best thing in the world and I think I picked the best one ever. Glad I don't have to try that again. LOL
Posted By: kid0917 Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
Originally Posted by navlav8r

Something to remember is that when she cleans up around your stuff, you won’t be able to find half of it.


ROFL
laugh yeah, there's that!
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
Originally Posted by nifty-two-fifty
Speaking of nurses back in the 1970's, while in the Marine Corps, it was a known fact that the Navy Nurses threw the very best parties!


Nurses... was in the Army Medical Corps...

don't have to fill in the blanks, I'm sure...

very enjoyable duty considering that subject...
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
I’m gonna have fun. Y’all have fun too.
Posted By: Pharmseller Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I’m gonna have fun. Y’all have fun too.


Just don't knock her up, and you'll be fine.

Life is for living.





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Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
I’m gonna have fun. Y’all have fun too.


Wish you the best.. sounds like you two love birds deserve each other...

The old house trailer will be rocking every night for the next three weeks...
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
never have had a crazy girlfriend. my first wife and i are still good friends, hell whenever i'm in alice tx i can stop her home and she will make lunch. her husband on the other hand don't like it.
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
42DD's?
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
Originally Posted by wageslave
42DD's?

no she's a BMW now.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by wageslave
42DD's?

no she's a BMW now.


laugh


Wonder how many here don't know what that is?
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
Bump.

The Pretty Girl Walking Dogs thread is passing this one....


laugh
Posted By: 2legit2quit Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by wageslave
42DD's?

no she's a BMW now.


laugh


Wonder how many here don't know what that is?



Hint: it ain’t a car, but weighs almost as much as one

What a metamorphosis
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
2legit2quit,

Here in The Alamo City, "BMW" as a abbreviation (unless you mean the car brand) is: BIG MEXICAN WOMAN, who looks as though she weighs about as much as the average Buick.

I know a fellow over in Southside SA who is married to a lady that must weigh at least 500# & she's about 5' tall (or rather: 5 feet SHORT)

yours, tex
Posted By: SockPuppet Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
Originally Posted by satx78247
2legit2quit,

Here in The Alamo City, "BMW" as a abbreviation (unless you mean the car brand) is: BIG MEXICAN WOMAN, who looks as though she weighs about as much as the average Buick.

I know a fellow over in Southside SA who is married to a lady that must weigh at least 500# & she's about 5' tall (or rather: 5 feet SHORT)

yours, tex


Yeah...but I bet she can cook!
Posted By: simonkenton7 Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
I spend a lot of time in the San Antonio area, driving around in the big rig.
Those Latina gals are real cute when they are young, but in their late twenties, too many quesidillas I guess, they all turn to fat. Got a figure like an Irish potato.
Posted By: smarquez Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
I was a paramedic at a hospital in the eighties and nineties. Small town in central Georgia.
My word! Some of those RNs did not behave as Southern Ladies, even on the first date!
Yes those nurses are some wild girls I had some real good times with them. Not many men working at a hospital it is a target-rich environment.

Lots of x-ray techs and lab techs, also.

Had a friend say he got so many BJ's in janitor closets he got a hard on from the smell of Pinesol. When I went to PM school in the 80's they were over it. The PM program was about 15 years old by then.
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
SockPuppet,

LIKELY SO. ====> My grandfather used to say, "NEVER ask a skinny person where to eat, 'cause they don't know."

My grandfather was born on 02MAR1873 on the Texas Prairie, when foodstuffs could be scarce. Therefore, he used to also say, "If you get a chance to eat a full-size man's meal, best eat it even if you aren't hungry, as it might be a long spell till you get another chance to have one."

Btw, he survived the last Comanchero Murder & Slave-taking Raid into NETX on 08MAY1873, as a "babe at the breast". = THE FRANKLIN COUNTY GAZETTE-MESSENGER "Historic Edition", published during the Centennial of TX in 1936, lists names/ages/residence of all the known survivors/victims of that raid, as well as all the known survivors who were still alive in 1936.
(56 young children & "comely young women" were listed as "taken as slaves to sell into Mexico", 42 corpses were found by the Sheriff's officers & the Rangers over the next 2 days & at least 28 persons were, "wounded & left for dead by the raiders". - Four of the "wounded & left for dead" persons are known to have survived their wounds.)

Note: Local LE officers & the Rangers pursued the raiders until they crossed into Indian Territory (Now: Oklahoma), where a group of tribal police & US Marshals took up the chase.
(I've NOT been able to find information as to whether the Indians and/or Marshals recovered any of the "taken" or not.)

yours, tex
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
simonkenton7,

SOME of the older Latinas do NOT "blow up after childbirth" but MANY definitely do. - Lorenzo __________ wife "Lita" is at least 50YO & she's still good to look upon after birthing 5 kids.

yours, tex
Posted By: RoninPhx Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
my babysitter, lifelong friend of my mothers, was from monterey, mexico. even as a young child i knew she was hot. She remained that way into her 90's. Think sophia loren.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18

Originally Posted by satx78247
simonkenton7,

SOME of the older Latinas do NOT "blow up after childbirth" but MANY definitely do. - Lorenzo __________ wife "Lita" is at least 50YO & she's still good to look upon after birthing 5 kids.

yours, tex



Originally Posted by RoninPhx
my babysitter, lifelong friend of my mothers, was from monterey, mexico. even as a young child i knew she was hot. She remained that way into her 90's. Think sophia loren.


In my experience, those Hispanic women that run heavier on the Native American bloodlines tend to get heavier, and those with the stronger Spanish bloodlines tend to look trimmer.

I've sure seen some beauties on both sides of the border.
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/05/18
rockinbbar,

Fwiw, my buddy's lady is 41YO & goes shopping sometimes with my Darla,
(Darla was with her when Debbie special-ordered a bra at Nordstrom's. - She said that it was a size 36M. = Talk about a "over the shoulders boulder holder".)

I would guess that Debbie is about 5' 6" & may weigh as much as 130-140#.

yours, tex
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by stxhunter
never have had a crazy girlfriend. my first wife and i are still good friends, hell whenever i'm in alice tx i can stop her home and she will make lunch. her husband on the other hand don't like it.


Same here, after talking with a buddy I think I know why, we all may have had crazy women, but, if they think you're crazier than they are, they aint gonna fu-k with ya, they aint gonna pull the door off that closet, I believe most of em give dudes chit because they can, can't believe so many men allow it.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
I spend a lot of time in the San Antonio area, driving around in the big rig.
Those Latina gals are real cute when they are young, but in their late twenties, too many quesidillas I guess, they all turn to fat. Got a figure like an Irish potato.


A true metamorphosis on the order of the life cycle of butterflies but in reverse.
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by gunner500
Originally Posted by stxhunter
never have had a crazy girlfriend. my first wife and i are still good friends, hell whenever i'm in alice tx i can stop her home and she will make lunch. her husband on the other hand don't like it.


Same here, after talking with a buddy I think I know why, we all may have had crazy women, but, if they think you're crazier than they are, they aint gonna fu-k with ya, they aint gonna pull the door off that closet, I believe most of em give dudes chit because they can, can't believe so many men allow it.

agree on that
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by DocRocket
Originally Posted by tzone


Aren't all chaps assless?


To the best of my knowledge, yes. But apparently a lot of women don't know that. When I ride my cycle cross-country I wear leathers, and it's a rare trip where I don't get at least one gal in a bar or restaurant chattily remarking about my "assless" chaps. It got so bad in Wisconsin I started wearing jeans under my chaps... women... sheesh...



That was probably in Roundoaks area..........
Posted By: irfubar Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by gunner500
Originally Posted by stxhunter
never have had a crazy girlfriend. my first wife and i are still good friends, hell whenever i'm in alice tx i can stop her home and she will make lunch. her husband on the other hand don't like it.


Same here, after talking with a buddy I think I know why, we all may have had crazy women, but, if they think you're crazier than they are, they aint gonna fu-k with ya, they aint gonna pull the door off that closet, I believe most of em give dudes chit because they can, can't believe so many men allow it.



Good point and no doubt gunner!! I think men have been brainwashed to put up with that crap by feminist and psycho bitches
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Good point and no doubt gunner!! I think men have been brainwashed to put up with that crap by feminist and psycho bitches


Not all are brainwashed, some do it by choice. Many years ago I did it by choice, she was a prize winning lay! worth every bit of crazy until the butcher knife
came out, then it was no longer worth it..........
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by gunner500
Originally Posted by stxhunter
never have had a crazy girlfriend. my first wife and i are still good friends, hell whenever i'm in alice tx i can stop her home and she will make lunch. her husband on the other hand don't like it.


Same here, after talking with a buddy I think I know why, we all may have had crazy women, but, if they think you're crazier than they are, they aint gonna fu-k with ya, they aint gonna pull the door off that closet, I believe most of em give dudes chit because they can, can't believe so many men allow it.



Good point and no doubt gunner!! I think men have been brainwashed to put up with that crap by feminist and psycho bitches


10-4 STX.

And yessir Irfubar, you know, if women really knew what went on in our heads, or, the level of instantaneous protective psycotic rage that simmers just below the surface with us, no way in hell could they close their eyes and sleep next to us. grin
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by irfubar
Good point and no doubt gunner!! I think men have been brainwashed to put up with that crap by feminist and psycho bitches


Not all are brainwashed, some do it by choice. Many years ago I did it by choice, she was a prize winning lay! worth every bit of crazy until the butcher knife
came out, then it was no longer worth it..........


Glad you cut and ran Mag. laugh
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by gunner500
or, the level of instantaneous protective psycotic rage that simmers just below the surface with us, no way in hell could they close their eyes and sleep next to us. grin


Lol, so true!
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by gunner500
or, the level of instantaneous protective psycotic rage that simmers just below the surface with us, no way in hell could they close their eyes and sleep next to us. grin


Lol, so true!


wink
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Ain’t read all 30 plus pages.....

Unless you and her are friends nothing will work.

Let me speak heresy and say that you can be screwing a hot woman and still not be having a good time if she ain’t right. But screwing the wrong woman ain’t gonna cause the Yellowstone Caldera to erupt and wipe out mankind or whatever. So do what you want, yer both grownups.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by irfubar
Good point and no doubt gunner!! I think men have been brainwashed to put up with that crap by feminist and psycho bitches


Not all are brainwashed, some do it by choice. Many years ago I did it by choice, she was a prize winning lay! worth every bit of crazy until the butcher knife
came out, then it was no longer worth it..........


How did she feel about it after metaphorically having cut you loose, Paul? wink
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by gunner500
Glad you cut and ran Mag. laugh


It was so close Gunner, Lol. I credit a bud with saving me, she thought he was me and almost got him he called me and warned me so I was ready.

I was at the club doing RO work a few month's ago and a guy and his wife came in and said he wanted to buy a member ship so I gave him the forms to fill out, when he was writing down his name I saw that it was the same unusual last name as hers was so I asked him how long he had lived in the area and he said all his life.

I mentioned i had dated a gal with his last name and he said "No schit, thats my little sister, Dude let me tell you how lucky you are!"

Long story short she has been married 5 times had 4 kids by 4 different guys and is now single, he laughed and said "I got her number do you want it?" we laughed pretty hard on that one.
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by jaguartx
How did she feel about it after metaphorically having cut you loose, Paul? wink


She was so fuggin' crazy she didn't want to break up she just wanted to kill me at the time. crazy
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by gunner500
Glad you cut and ran Mag. laugh


It was so close Gunner, Lol. I credit a bud with saving me, she thought he was me and almost got him he called me and warned me so I was ready.

I was at the club doing RO work a few month's ago and a guy and his wife came in and said he wanted to buy a member ship so I gave him the forms to fill out, when he was writing down his name I saw that it was the same unusual last name as hers was so I asked him how long he had lived in the area and he said all his life.

I mentioned i had dated a gal with his last name and he said "No schit, thats my little sister, Dude let me tell you how lucky you are!"

Long story short she has been married 5 times had 4 kids by 4 different guys and is now single, he laughed and said "I got her number do you want it?" we laughed pretty hard on that one.



Holy chit, talk about a damn nightmare in the making, DAMN!

Threads like these make me appreciate the hell outta my little woman, she fell asleep on the pit behind me, I'll have to take her TV watching glasses off and let her sleep there tonight, I'll sack out with my DW 10mm in the recliner. laugh
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Well, isnt that about par for the course? Of course, many have gone on to kill their man, for being such a turd of course, then sat there bawling because their one true love was history. Of course, it was his fault. If only he had done things as he was, of course, supposed to.

Youre a chicken. She forced you to pussy out. wink whistle
Posted By: Brazos Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Dayum y'all!

I have apparently led SUCH a sheltered life!

I met my sweetheart 44 and a half years ago, have been mostly happily married for 44 years and neither of us has tried to kill the other ever!

Well there have been a few motorcycle trips neither of us should have survived, but nothing intentional.....
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by jaguartx
How did she feel about it after metaphorically having cut you loose, Paul? wink


She was so fuggin' crazy she didn't want to break up she just wanted to kill me at the time. crazy


Hell no. If you break up how do you expect her to make your sorry assed life miserable, you sorry pos. You dont deserve to be free. You need to pay for not making her happy, you worthless asswhole. wink
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by Brazos
Dayum y'all!

I have apparently led SUCH a sheltered life!

I met my sweetheart 44 and a half years ago, have been mostly happily married for 44 years and neither of us has tried to kill the other ever!

Well there have been a few motorcycle trips neither of us should have survived, but nothing intentional.....


Aint nothing wrong with 'calm rut' living Brazos, Wifey and me like it there. cool
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by Brazos
Dayum y'all!

I have apparently led SUCH a sheltered life!

I met my sweetheart 44 and a half years ago, have been mostly happily married for 44 years and neither of us has tried to kill the other ever!

Well there have been a few motorcycle trips neither of us should have survived, but nothing intentional.....


Well, the only thing i can say to you, bragfart is: GFY. wink
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by jaguartx
How did she feel about it after metaphorically having cut you loose, Paul? wink


She was so fuggin' crazy she didn't want to break up she just wanted to kill me at the time. crazy


Hell no. If you break up how do you expect her to make your sorry assed life miserable, you sorry pos. You dont deserve to be free. You need to pay for not making her happy, you worthless asswhole. wink


BWAAHAHAHAHAlaugh
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by jaguartx
How did she feel about it after metaphorically having cut you loose, Paul? wink


She was so fuggin' crazy she didn't want to break up she just wanted to kill me at the time. crazy


Hell no. If you break up how do you expect her to make your sorry assed life miserable, you sorry pos. You dont deserve to be free. You need to pay for not making her happy, you worthless asswhole. wink


To be truthful she had every right to be pissed at me but cut me up.........Damn.

A couple of days later she wanted to start back up, fuggin' nuts I tell ya.
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by gunner500
Aint nothing wrong with 'calm rut' living Brazos, Wifey and me like it there. cool


Nope, it's kinda like paradise!
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by jaguartx
How did she feel about it after metaphorically having cut you loose, Paul? wink


She was so fuggin' crazy she didn't want to break up she just wanted to kill me at the time. crazy


Hell no. If you break up how do you expect her to make your sorry assed life miserable, you sorry pos. You dont deserve to be free. You need to pay for not making her happy, you worthless asswhole. wink


To be truthful she had every right to be pissed at me but cut me up.........Damn.

A couple of days later she wanted to start back up, fuggin' nuts I tell ya.


But of course, you were still nuts and you still had yer nuts. wink

How da fug was she supposed to "fix" you?
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by jaguartx
To be truthful she had every right to be pissed at me but cut me up.........Damn.

A couple of days later she wanted to start back up, fuggin' nuts I tell ya.


But of course, you were still nuts and you still had yer nuts. wink

How da fug was she supposed to "fix" you? [/quote]

I'm pretty sure she was going to try to fix me with that giant fugging knife she had.......... grin
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
She was just trying to show you who was boss.

You got all drawed up and hauled balls while the getting it was less impt, huh? smile
Posted By: BayouRover Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
To the OP...... I have no advice to give you as to your situation, but I think you're a fairly stable guy for seeing through SeaBiscuit's BS (Blizzard of Schit) early on. He seems fixated on trailer houses. Maybe it's what he's most accustomed to.

Best of luck.
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
BayouRover,

One of the things that I find "interesting" about the DAMNyankees & "THE SMART SET" is that they LOOK DOWN UPON people who work with their hands & live in trailer-houses. = At the same time they constantly talk, talk & talk about how much that they care for "the poor & downtrodden".

Fyi, during the 2014 campaign I counted 8 members of Congress & the "DIMocRATS national "leadership", who LOUDLY ridiculed "low class people from trailer parks" (Nancy Pelosi) who "are so stupid that they have to do manual labor" (Chuck Schumer), "Bible-believing, ignorant hillbillies" (Debbie Wasserman-Schultz) & "are just ignorant, racist white trash" (Maxine Waters).

TELL ME, Friends: How can the DIMocRATS win anywhere but in the BLUEST urban areas, if they continue to insult everyone, who is NOT "well to do" & who is NOT from the BIG cities??

HYPOCRITES, every damn one of the Sweet Old Boys!!

yours, tex
Posted By: Brazos Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by Brazos
Dayum y'all!

I have apparently led SUCH a sheltered life!

I met my sweetheart 44 and a half years ago, have been mostly happily married for 44 years and neither of us has tried to kill the other ever!

Well there have been a few motorcycle trips neither of us should have survived, but nothing intentional.....


Well, the only thing i can say to you, bragfart is: GFY. wink


I'll take that in the kindest possible way...
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
You haven't lived until a psycho bitch from hell has you arrested a few times, just because she can. The really good ones will tear the door off it's hinges when you won't let em back in and try to burn you out. Lots of fun all around.

To the OP, I say go for it.
Posted By: dvdegeorge Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Women aint so bad

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Posted By: kingston Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Cherry picker...
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by BayouRover
To the OP...... I have no advice to give you as to your situation, but I think you're a fairly stable guy for seeing through SeaBiscuit's BS (Blizzard of Schit) early on. He seems fixated on trailer houses. Maybe it's what he's most accustomed to.

Best of luck.


ah one of the trolls that love to follow me around... spreading his manure of wisdom,

naw not fixed on house trailers.. its just that so many people like YOU, AOD etc... live in them
if you aren't living in mom's basement.....

just go sit in the outhouse and fire up your bong.. you'll feel a lot better...

I'd tell ya to GFY, but I'm sure you've been doing that most of today, while watching Oprah...
waiting for the mail man with that welfare check...
Posted By: Rugerfan4374 Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
Women aint so bad

[Linked Image]





Yeah, nice to look at , but when she loses the looks and turns psycho, while she is sitting on her ass, spending your money!
Problem I am finding, everybody I meet expects to be treated like a princess, well honey, your Daddy was wrong! You aren't a princess. Well I take that back the , you are the "trailer park princess"
Posted By: hookeye Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Eh, I kinda like the nerdy librarian look.
Posted By: hookeye Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Met a hottie (model) one summer..........was not worth it.
What a waste of perfect t*ts.
Posted By: Razz Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
Women aint so bad

[Linked Image]



So glad to see this thread get back on topic!
Posted By: dvdegeorge Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Phuuck the way some of y'all are talking ya might as well join the clergy or become gay......for the rest I'll reiterate women aint so bad

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Mannlicher Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
did I mention along the way that I have three ex wives? Hope springs eternal, and I scored big time with wife #4. smile
No drama, practical, hard working, thrifty, and she puts up with me, no strings attached.

Dan is spot on.
Posted By: BayouRover Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by BayouRover
To the OP...... I have no advice to give you as to your situation, but I think you're a fairly stable guy for seeing through SeaBiscuit's BS (Blizzard of Schit) early on. He seems fixated on trailer houses. Maybe it's what he's most accustomed to.

Best of luck.


ah one of the trolls that love to follow me around... spreading his manure of wisdom,

naw not fixed on house trailers.. its just that so many people like YOU, AOD etc... live in them
if you aren't living in mom's basement.....

just go sit in the outhouse and fire up your bong.. you'll feel a lot better...

I'd tell ya to GFY, but I'm sure you've been doing that most of today, while watching Oprah...
waiting for the mail man with that welfare check...


LOL..!! You are so incredibly predictable and one dimensional in your responses to anyone who doesn't buy your line of BS. To be morally effective at all, you really need to expand your arsenal of personal barbs that you direct to the lower masses in life.

Do I now get one of your customary accusatory "you're white trash" PM's to go with this comedy drivel? In the first PM like that that I received from you you told me to GFY in your, "I'm superior to all" mode.

So what's new? Help me out here, champ........
Posted By: kingston Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Posted By: 340boy Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by Brazos
Dayum y'all!

I have apparently led SUCH a sheltered life!

I met my sweetheart 44 and a half years ago, have been mostly happily married for 44 years and neither of us has tried to kill the other ever!

Well there have been a few motorcycle trips neither of us should have survived, but nothing intentional.....

Good to hear.
My brother has been married for 26 years, my sister for 28.
My mom and dad for 51 years now. There's always hope.
wink
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
Phuuck the way some of y'all are talking ya might as well join the clergy or become gay......for the rest I'll reiterate women aint so bad

[Linked Image]



Well George...

I can tell the force is strong in this one.

Two big thumbs up.. what a gorgeous babe...
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by BayouRover
Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by BayouRover
To the OP...... I have no advice to give you as to your situation, but I think you're a fairly stable guy for seeing through SeaBiscuit's BS (Blizzard of Schit) early on. He seems fixated on trailer houses. Maybe it's what he's most accustomed to.

Best of luck.


ah one of the trolls that love to follow me around... spreading his manure of wisdom,

naw not fixed on house trailers.. its just that so many people like YOU, AOD etc... live in them
if you aren't living in mom's basement.....

just go sit in the outhouse and fire up your bong.. you'll feel a lot better...

I'd tell ya to GFY, but I'm sure you've been doing that most of today, while watching Oprah...
waiting for the mail man with that welfare check...


LOL..!! You are so incredibly predictable and one dimensional in your responses to anyone who doesn't buy your line of BS. To be morally effective at all, you really need to expand your arsenal of personal barbs that you direct to the lower masses in life.

Do I now get one of your customary accusatory "you're white trash" PM's to go with this comedy drivel? In the first PM like that that I received from you you told me to GFY in your, "I'm superior to all" mode.

So what's new? Help me out here, champ........


Superior to ALL? that's your words, not mine.. so evidently you're programmed for this type of response...

Don't see, the victim tone in your response trying to save face?....

simple fact is... your critical posts always follow something I post.. which means you are stalking..

ya don't see me following you around to tell you what a fool you are...its obvious, so why go look for ya
to repeat it over and over...

ya don't like my posts, which weren't directed at you... then quit reading them...

tell us you aren't some 30 something that has nothing better to do that trolling the internet and acting
like you are some all knowing maul ninja...

personally I look at you about the way I'd think of DogShitt on the bottom of my shoe.. as nuisance at best
that is easily cleaned off, and if that effects your sense of personal value, that's your cross to bear, not mine
there sweetpea...

trying getting a life instead of making your big goal in life to be an internet troll...
you really aren't very good at it anyway.... seems you never developed past 13 mentally or emotionally...

which is not only obvious, but hilarious...

If you have an Identity crisis, deal with it...its not the Campfire's Job to make you feel better about
yourself....maybe consider getting a job and quit being a stoner and a welfare bum...

Go and try to [bleep] with someone else... maybe you'll find someone else who actually gives a crap about
you and what you have to say... and then get all butt hurt for your enjoyment... I don't happen to be on that list..

so FOAD and have a nice day.............................................Dork..
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by hookeye
Eh, I kinda like the nerdy librarian look.


you and me both brother... I actually like women with some brains...
and an IQ way above average....
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
dvdegeorge; ALL,

Anybody KNOW who she is?? - I've seen her photos before but cannot remember who she is.
(Professional model for a swimwear company I think???)

yours, tex
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/06/18
Originally Posted by satx78247
dvdegeorge; ALL,

Anybody KNOW who she is?? - I've seen her photos before but cannot remember who she is.
(Professional model for a swimwear company I think???)

yours, tex


Smitten! ^^^^^^^ wink


She's a looker for sure!

BTW, I dated a couple of women with her looks. I kinda thought it strange that they both just laid there like a log.

I'll take a good ol' country gal with girl next door looks anytime!
Posted By: BayouRover Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by BayouRover
Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by BayouRover
To the OP...... I have no advice to give you as to your situation, but I think you're a fairly stable guy for seeing through SeaBiscuit's BS (Blizzard of Schit) early on. He seems fixated on trailer houses. Maybe it's what he's most accustomed to.

Best of luck.


ah one of the trolls that love to follow me around... spreading his manure of wisdom,

naw not fixed on house trailers.. its just that so many people like YOU, AOD etc... live in them
if you aren't living in mom's basement.....

just go sit in the outhouse and fire up your bong.. you'll feel a lot better...

I'd tell ya to GFY, but I'm sure you've been doing that most of today, while watching Oprah...
waiting for the mail man with that welfare check...


LOL..!! You are so incredibly predictable and one dimensional in your responses to anyone who doesn't buy your line of BS. To be morally effective at all, you really need to expand your arsenal of personal barbs that you direct to the lower masses in life.

Do I now get one of your customary accusatory "you're white trash" PM's to go with this comedy drivel? In the first PM like that that I received from you you told me to GFY in your, "I'm superior to all" mode.

So what's new? Help me out here, champ........


Superior to ALL? that's your words, not mine.. so evidently you're programmed for this type of response...

Don't see, the victim tone in your response trying to save face?....

simple fact is... your critical posts always follow something I post.. which means you are stalking..

ya don't see me following you around to tell you what a fool you are...its obvious, so why go look for ya
to repeat it over and over...

ya don't like my posts, which weren't directed at you... then quit reading them...

tell us you aren't some 30 something that has nothing better to do that trolling the internet and acting
like you are some all knowing maul ninja...

personally I look at you about the way I'd think of DogShitt on the bottom of my shoe.. as nuisance at best
that is easily cleaned off, and if that effects your sense of personal value, that's your cross to bear, not mine
there sweetpea...

trying getting a life instead of making your big goal in life to be an internet troll...
you really aren't very good at it anyway.... seems you never developed past 13 mentally or emotionally...

which is not only obvious, but hilarious...

If you have an Identity crisis, deal with it...its not the Campfire's Job to make you feel better about
yourself....maybe consider getting a job and quit being a stoner and a welfare bum...

Go and try to [bleep] with someone else... maybe you'll find someone else who actually gives a crap about
you and what you have to say... and then get all butt hurt for your enjoyment... I don't happen to be on that list..

so FOAD and have a nice day.............................................Dork..



I think I'm permanently wounded by your 100% predictable response. laugh laugh
Posted By: hookeye Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by hookeye
Eh, I kinda like the nerdy librarian look.


you and me both brother... I actually like women with some brains...
and an IQ way above average....



They do hire better attorneys though.........
Posted By: Seafire Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by hookeye
Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by hookeye
Eh, I kinda like the nerdy librarian look.


you and me both brother... I actually like women with some brains...
and an IQ way above average....



They do hire better attorneys though.........


That's the difference in buying one or just renting her...

Marriage vs dating...
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by hookeye
Eh, I kinda like the nerdy librarian look.


you and me both brother... I actually like women with some brains...
and an IQ way above average....


Speaking of brains and beauty, Wifey behind me curled up on the couch doing some weekend homework in her cute little secretary glasses...........DAMN........................shocked ;]
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Quote


BTW, I dated a couple of women with her looks. I kinda thought it strange that they both just laid there like a log.


“Ahem”...... Perhaps you failed to sufficiently arouse them.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Quote


BTW, I dated a couple of women with her looks. I kinda thought it strange that they both just laid there like a log.


“Ahem”...... Perhaps you failed to sufficiently arouse them.



Nah. Twer't it. wink

They just wouldn't win much of a participation award.
Posted By: wabigoon Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
I just dropped in to see where this thread had meandered off to. Carry on, I'll check back again in a couple of weeks.
Posted By: cisco1 Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18

Trying to figure out what a " maul ninja" is ?????
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by cisco1

Trying to figure out what a " maul ninja" is ?????


What is paul blart? for a thousand Alex.
Posted By: kid0917 Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by gunner500
Originally Posted by cisco1

Trying to figure out what a " maul ninja" is ?????


What is paul blart? for a thousand Alex.


Maybe Pall Blart, is more correct?
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by kid0917
Originally Posted by gunner500
Originally Posted by cisco1

Trying to figure out what a " maul ninja" is ?????


What is paul blart? for a thousand Alex.


Maybe Pall Blart, is more correct?


He will maul the chit outta the fat mall pretzel/donut stands.
Posted By: Rogmatt Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
She doesn't understand that you are just looking for a free Hooker the rest of your life. Make her understand that you just want to use her body for sex and you want no commitment no responsibility whatsoever. Hopefully after making that very clear she can go out and find a more honorable man that can give her what she wants.
Posted By: HuntSleepRepeat Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18

OP, my advice is this.. play along for now and ride it out ... It sounds like this is what you are doing.

Its been my experience, they can only contain the crazy for about 3 months. Then it starts to ooze out around the seams.

Good luck , keep us updated.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Quote


BTW, I dated a couple of women with her looks. I kinda thought it strange that they both just laid there like a log.


“Ahem”...... Perhaps you failed to sufficiently arouse them.



Nah. Twer't it. wink

They just wouldn't win much of a participation award.


Perhaps you shoulda told them it would be OK if they called out someone else’s name.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Quote


BTW, I dated a couple of women with her looks. I kinda thought it strange that they both just laid there like a log.


“Ahem”...... Perhaps you failed to sufficiently arouse them.



Nah. Twer't it. wink

They just wouldn't win much of a participation award.


Perhaps you shoulda told them it would be OK if they called out someone else’s name.



Or I should have called out their sister's name...

That's always good for a wild ride. laugh
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
grin
Posted By: smokepole Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by kid0917
Originally Posted by gunner500
Originally Posted by cisco1

Trying to figure out what a " maul ninja" is ?????


What is paul blart? for a thousand Alex.


Maybe Pall Blart, is more correct?


Can he split a cord of oak in two hours?
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Seems sorta apropos;

Did you hear about the Aggie who bought extra-sensitive condoms?

....so they would stay awake and talk to her afterwards.
Posted By: DaveR Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by irfubar
Good point and no doubt gunner!! I think men have been brainwashed to put up with that crap by feminist and psycho bitches


Not all are brainwashed, some do it by choice. Many years ago I did it by choice, she was a prize winning lay! worth every bit of crazy until the butcher knife
came out, then it was no longer worth it..........


Been there as a younger man. In my mid-20's, back in 1990 or so, stationed in Germany. Was dating this girl in Holland. Very pretty, body out of this world, a set of tits that were just a dream. Seeing her naked was like watching a playboy centerfold jump to life right off the pages. She had done a lot of modeling (magazines, catalogs, etc). About 5 months was all I could manage...and believe me I was trying to "manage" it due to the upside. But that chick was nuttier than squirrel chit. Last time I saw her she was throwing her TV down the stairs at me as I was leaving.

Two weeks later I got called into the CO's office. A complaint had been made against me for assault against her. She said I drove up to her place, told her I wanted to talk, and beat the chit out of her. She made one mistake. The schedule I'd worked for years had changed upon my last trip back from her place in Holland as I'd gotten promoted and made a shift leader. My old days off were now my working days (5 days on / 5 days off, 12 hour shifts....man I had a lot of free time as a young man in Europe!), and my hours swapped as well (where I had been working p.m. shifts, I was not on a.m.. shift). The day and time she claimed this happened, I was sitting in an underground command center bunker in Germany. The fact I could be proven to be at work when she said this happened saved me a lot of trouble. CO ordered me to never see her again. Uhm, yes sir! No argument from me!

Never spoke to her again, though she tried. As recently as 8 years or so ago she had contacted me on facebook, and months later emailed my brother. Never responded, and told the brother to not respond to her.

Was quite happy to put the Atlantic ocean between myself and that one. Glad I bailed when I did. But it was a hell of a ride!
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by cisco1

Trying to figure out what a " maul ninja" is ?????


Samurai Pitbull
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
cisco1,

I thnink that he has a "spelling problem" & means "mall ninja". - I could be 100% wrong about that.

yours, tex
Posted By: BayouRover Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Originally Posted by cisco1

Trying to figure out what a " maul ninja" is ?????


With Sea Biscuit it can be whatever he decides it should be at the moment. He's creative.

Stand by. laugh
Posted By: satx78247 Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
BayouRover,

OK.

yours, tex
Posted By: zeissman Re: Women! WTF - 01/07/18
Great story DaveR.
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Women! WTF - 01/08/18
Originally Posted by DaveR
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by irfubar
Good point and no doubt gunner!! I think men have been brainwashed to put up with that crap by feminist and psycho bitches


Not all are brainwashed, some do it by choice. Many years ago I did it by choice, she was a prize winning lay! worth every bit of crazy until the butcher knife
came out, then it was no longer worth it..........


Been there as a younger man. In my mid-20's, back in 1990 or so, stationed in Germany. Was dating this girl in Holland. Very pretty, body out of this world, a set of tits that were just a dream. Seeing her naked was like watching a playboy centerfold jump to life right off the pages. She had done a lot of modeling (magazines, catalogs, etc). About 5 months was all I could manage...and believe me I was trying to "manage" it due to the upside. But that chick was nuttier than squirrel chit. Last time I saw her she was throwing her TV down the stairs at me as I was leaving.

Two weeks later I got called into the CO's office. A complaint had been made against me for assault against her. She said I drove up to her place, told her I wanted to talk, and beat the chit out of her. She made one mistake. The schedule I'd worked for years had changed upon my last trip back from her place in Holland as I'd gotten promoted and made a shift leader. My old days off were now my working days (5 days on / 5 days off, 12 hour shifts....man I had a lot of free time as a young man in Europe!), and my hours swapped as well (where I had been working p.m. shifts, I was not on a.m.. shift). The day and time she claimed this happened, I was sitting in an underground command center bunker in Germany. The fact I could be proven to be at work when she said this happened saved me a lot of trouble. CO ordered me to never see her again. Uhm, yes sir! No argument from me!

Never spoke to her again, though she tried. As recently as 8 years or so ago she had contacted me on facebook, and months later emailed my brother. Never responded, and told the brother to not respond to her.

Was quite happy to put the Atlantic ocean between myself and that one. Glad I bailed when I did. But it was a hell of a ride!



Life is dangerous when we let or dicks guide us................
Posted By: SockPuppet Re: Women! WTF - 01/08/18
Originally Posted by 12344mag

Life is dangerous when we let or dicks guide us................


Schitt...that explains a lot.:)
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/08/18
Originally Posted by SockPuppet
Originally Posted by 12344mag

Life is dangerous when we let or dicks guide us................


Schitt...that explains a lot.:)



Hell yeah it does
Posted By: smarquez Re: Women! WTF - 01/08/18
I dated a crazy for a short while. A body you couldn't believe and a face to match. You would never put her with me in a million years. Talk about conflicted! She could put out!! ANYTHING GOES (anywhere) And she was demanding about what she got back but what a thrill. And then she would want to go to church to ask Gods forgiveness.Like right after if it was a nooner or at the crack of dawn the next day. And she liked the Pentecostals where people rolled around and spoke in tongues. It was bizarre. Talk about a roller coaster. At least she didn't want to slit my throat.
Posted By: cisco1 Re: Women! WTF - 01/08/18


Now I am trying to figure out who the hell "Alex" is and why would he give a chit ???
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/10/18
I've been a little busy.
Where we at here?
OP married?
Dead?
Both?
Any revenge pics yet?
These questions and more, I ponder.
Once.
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/10/18
Originally Posted by smarquez
I dated a crazy for a short while. A body you couldn't believe and a face to match. You would never put her with me in a million years. Talk about conflicted! She could put out!! ANYTHING GOES (anywhere) And she was demanding about what she got back but what a thrill. And then she would want to go to church to ask Gods forgiveness.Like right after if it was a nooner or at the crack of dawn the next day. And she liked the Pentecostals where people rolled around and spoke in tongues. It was bizarre. Talk about a roller coaster. At least she didn't want to slit my throat.

pastor's wife?
Nice.
Posted By: hookeye Re: Women! WTF - 01/10/18
Mine's acting weird (weirder than normal).
Reloading bench from workroom to spare bedroom?
Posted By: gerry35 Re: Women! WTF - 01/10/18
Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by smarquez
I dated a crazy for a short while. A body you couldn't believe and a face to match. You would never put her with me in a million years. Talk about conflicted! She could put out!! ANYTHING GOES (anywhere) And she was demanding about what she got back but what a thrill. And then she would want to go to church to ask Gods forgiveness.Like right after if it was a nooner or at the crack of dawn the next day. And she liked the Pentecostals where people rolled around and spoke in tongues. It was bizarre. Talk about a roller coaster. At least she didn't want to slit my throat.

pastor's wife?
Nice.


Both of you are real idiots there is nothing "nice" about any of that.
Posted By: wageslave Re: Women! WTF - 01/10/18
Originally Posted by gerry35
Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by smarquez
I dated a crazy for a short while. A body you couldn't believe and a face to match. You would never put her with me in a million years. Talk about conflicted! She could put out!! ANYTHING GOES (anywhere) And she was demanding about what she got back but what a thrill. And then she would want to go to church to ask Gods forgiveness.Like right after if it was a nooner or at the crack of dawn the next day. And she liked the Pentecostals where people rolled around and spoke in tongues. It was bizarre. Talk about a roller coaster. At least she didn't want to slit my throat.

pastor's wife?
Nice.


Both of you are real idiots there is nothing "nice" about any of that.

Pastor?
Nice.
Posted By: Pharmseller Re: Women! WTF - 01/10/18
Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by gerry35
Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by smarquez
I dated a crazy for a short while. A body you couldn't believe and a face to match. You would never put her with me in a million years. Talk about conflicted! She could put out!! ANYTHING GOES (anywhere) And she was demanding about what she got back but what a thrill. And then she would want to go to church to ask Gods forgiveness.Like right after if it was a nooner or at the crack of dawn the next day. And she liked the Pentecostals where people rolled around and spoke in tongues. It was bizarre. Talk about a roller coaster. At least she didn't want to slit my throat.

pastor's wife?
Nice.


Both of you are real idiots there is nothing "nice" about any of that.

Pastor?
Nice.



You live to poke the bear. I like it.




P
Posted By: Sharpsman Re: Women! WTF - 01/10/18
Are you Pastor Fuzz?

No but I'm working on it!!
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Women! WTF - 01/10/18
This will be 4 minutes very well spent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTvRqwQab3k
Posted By: WildWest Re: Women! WTF - 01/10/18
Men ,you just have to understand ,Its your fault their crazy! At least they want you to think that. Lol
Posted By: tikkanut Re: Women! WTF - 01/11/18


she's too fast.........keep lookin'

[Linked Image]
Posted By: cooper57m Re: Women! WTF - 01/11/18
Mmmmmm, Meaty, Beaty, Big and Bouncy.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/11/18
I’m looking alright.
Posted By: tikkanut Re: Women! WTF - 01/11/18
Originally Posted by tikkanut


she's too fast.........keep lookin'

[Linked Image]



she can cook too....................^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Women! WTF - 01/11/18
Originally Posted by tikkanut
Originally Posted by tikkanut


she's too fast.........keep lookin'

[Linked Image]



she can cook too....................^^^^^^^^^^^^^


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