Got a gallon of radiator fluid for the green monster.
Decided to go thru the 2 self check out scanners by the locked cigarette counter and
get 2 packs of Pall Mall lights the blue ones in the short pack/ king size.
Just wanted to save time and not go over to the murphy,s Walmart gas station like I always do.

That aisle has a worker whose sole purpose is to monitor those 2 self checkouts and unlock and retrieve smokes for customers to purchase.

I ask Sequithra with her medical change tint glasses 3 times politely that I need her to get me 2 pack of smokes.
She finally moves after about 45 seconds of me directly talking to her asking to get me smokes
Comes over with obvious body language attitude.

I'm like thinking to myself whatever ya gawtdamm 9 dollar an hour POS.

4 times and I am not exaggerating
4fugginng times....
I said I need 2 packs of pall mall lights the short blue ones on the 2nd shelf on the left.

Each time I got
What one you want
You want the 100,s
What did you say you wanted

She just fugging with me on purpose cause I am inconveniencing her by asking her to do her job .
All the while I am being polite and putting up with her stupid little game.

2 other customers at the self checkout are watching the entire thing
Shaking their head and smiling at me.

I'm keeping cool calm and collected this entire time putting up with a groids schitt...

Finally she hands me the smokes and says " oh lord " dripping with sarcasm.

I fugging lost it!!! Right their......
Started using every cuss word minus the n word I could spew out about her schittbird employee attitude
Describing the whole incident from the start in a Infantry platoon sgt booming voice so the whole store could hear me

I did it on purpose, to cause a scene big time.....

Then she gives me the talk to the hand gesture and says dont talk to me like that.

I lost it even more about that
Told the whole story again from the get go including her hand gesture
for the whole place to hear again.

Some poor old lady low level manager came over.
She couldn't get a word in edge wise
I was booming out the entire thing again to her


Poor old lady is stunned.
Old woman flees, gets on the speaker.

We need customer escort
We need customer escort.

I yell yes you do right now.

Knowing someone would show up and then i could rant it all over again.

People are shocked , people are amazed , people are happy I'm going off the deep endd about the employee.


2 5ft 5 inches 300 pound chumlee managers show up trying to diffuse the situation.

I wanted to start laughing at them honestly at 1st

I just fugging ramp it up saying the whole incident again as loud as I could.

Even told em you watch your fugged employee is gonna come over here and tell her fugged up side of the story.
She did and that upped my game big time.

She left with one chumlee. Hahahahahaha!!!!!

Told the chumlee,s go ask them 2 people at that checkout what happened
They watched the whole thing.

Them weasels said we dont wanta be involved

I went the fugg off on them also
Called them spineless incorparating them into the whole story again as loud as I could .

One of the chumlee,s ask me sir are you ready to leave.

I'm like ya


Rebroadcast the entire story onthe way out so all the other aisle,s can get a dose

Chumlee ask me to stop swearing

Wrong answer chum......

I just amp it up even more.

Chumlee tries to calm me down(actually I was enjoying it)

Flat out ask the chumlee outside would you put up with that sarcasm " oh lord" schitt
Go thru the whole story again loud as hell so people coming in can hear it

Hahahahaha!!

He says no sir I would not have put up with it either , but not like you did.

Fugging pussy........

We will talk to her.

I tell chum
If she was a soldier I would kick her in the ass with a combat boot.

Then LMFAO going to the truck




I cant say I didnt regret going off the deep end one bit and showing my azz.

I'm sure alot of customers never heard things like I was saying.

And i didnt use one racial slur the entire time.

TFF!!


Hajahaja!!!!!


Fugg em i go in their alot

Let sequithra give me the stink eye just one time, if she still has a job
I will go the fugg off again
I dont care.....

She probably wont even get wrote up cause she is black and female


We all know that deal.

I hope she got her a overdose of I hate whitey for the day.

Cause i sure as fugg feel good after it all.
I ain't gone off the deep end like that since 2008 before I retired from the army

Stupid bytch ran into the wrong person trying to pull schitt like that.

And it felt good dressing down a POS that needed it.....

Bravo.

Been there, done that. They have such a hard time hiring and retaining employees that the incident is forgotten as soon as you walk out the door.

Well, it ain't uploaded to 'people of Walmart'.....yet

Saving the world, one WalMart at a time.

what is a "chumlee?"

Jewish by chance?

It's a short fat monkey

Sequitha gonna tell Dontay and Reggie and thays gonna find yo honky azz...

Just like the one on PawnStars

If it is videoed
They ought ta use in an employee training clip
From start to finish.


Hahahahaha!!!!

Call it " 2 packs of pall malls the short blue ones, left side 2nd shelf"

Or

"How something simple can turn ugly fast if you show your azz to the wrong customer".....
Hahahaha!!!

Watch out for them Red Flag laws.

Yep,real professional way to handle that right there.

While I’m not firmly in the boycott Walmart camp I do avoid it like the plague. Sometimes it’s about the only game in town or it’s the only open game in town and I have to go in, usually when I’m traveling. I think the last time I went there to buy something was when they had the Weatherby Vanguard for $249 and I still kick myself for not buying all 5 that they had. The purchasing of a firearm, the 4473 and the entire process was quick and smooth, much much quicker than buying a firearm at Cabelas. Buying a firearm at Cabelas is only a little longer of a process than buying a car or a house. 🥺

Second That!

Yep she could have been professional from the start.
I 100% agree......

I hope I never get to the point where I feel the need to go off on a Walmart employee.

There’s been times, but every time I am in a Wally World I am carrying. Not good to go full nutso in that situation or anywhere else while packing.

I got a year long vacation from Best Buy a few years ago after losing my schit.

Hope they get Slums addy
His dad can 'light em up'

You're lucky the sheboon didnt scratch you and give you syphilis. Or you give her what you have😋

umb bank near me

next time...ax Sequithra

You need help.

Im the dude in the next aisle to that will tell you to STFU no one wants to hear your whining snowflake ass Mr. Drill Sargent voice.

A man has to know his limitations, seems to me that renegade50 knows his. lol

I think I'll look for a TN TV station round about 5pm EST see if ol' ren 50 made the nightly news.

Maybe slumlord can go impersonate a State 'Employee Safety" apparatchik and get the security tapes for our viewing pleasure.

Geno

I went off on about 4 floor managers and a store manager.
Not as badly about 5 yrs ago in their .
When they almost ran down a elderly frail woman in one of the main aisles.
Acting like she needed to get out of their way during their ass kissing rounds.

Asked the old lady about it.
She said she was scared and had to move fast outta their way
2 elderly door greeters also seen it happen
Spoke with them they seen exactly the way I seen it.


I found that group and downloaded on em what they just did.
Made em feel like schitt on purpose.
Told em maybe you all ought to go find that old woman and apologize.

On the way out, the door greaters said thank you for confronting them about that.

Didnt cause a huge scene .
But none of em got in a word edgewise either for some lame excuse they would have said

Yep, it’s on video more than likely. Corporate is gonna give her a bonus for staying calm and use the video as a training aid on how to handle some azzhole that wants to make a complete fool of himself over 2 packs o smokes he coulda got somewhere else without showing his azz.

Really jonesing for that nicotine.

Hmmmmm.
Hahaha!!!!

Fite far with far

I'm going to take renegade with me the next time I go to local Walmart where I shop.

If you would've changed the items to 2-packs of Depends and a hummingbird feeder you'd have gotten more props from these closet democrats.

Exciting stuff.

Damn near as exciting as being ones wifes bitch....

Should have asked for 2 packs of Kools and a 40 of Schlitz Malt liquor, she'd have been high fiving you all the way to the cigarette counter.

Go easy. Flave took time from vacuuming to post!

I was folding laundry actually.

and one wonders how road rage happens.....good grief, .....over two packs of smokes.....

Russellville or Hoptown?

Renegade,,,,quit smoking!

Grins

This Sequitha?

Sorry.

So many chores.

How's dinner coming along?

Can’t understand the mentality on either side of this incident where both sides lose.

Pall Mall Lights??? Last I knew, they didn’t even put filters on’em.

Dat Trevonte behind her. With a hard on.

Even the tree in the background could lose a few pounds.

Ya.....
Maybe I shoulda just cowered to sequithra,s attitude overall.
And just pretended to take it (or just take it like a schmuck) then sought out the store manager and wrote down
the whole thing for him to deal with( would have got tossed as soon as I left I bet her being in the black and female untouchable catagory)
And sequithra could got her dose of I hate whitey for the day that way maybe......



Naw............

You all dont think I didnt think it thru quickly like that.

She needed it all in person and to be put in the limelight right then and their.

Where her fur at?

Add a hand in your face
That completes it.

Hahahaha!!!!

They should have arrested your dumbazz

I think they should do a special "Hillbillies of Walmart" video category instead of just the typical "People of Walmart" videos...

That's why I don't shop at Walmart.

My local Wal Mart is about 50 employees short so they say, it shows, half the time the shelves are empty. Yelp they have some great employees there that are very helpful, but they have some that aint worth a shat. Some are lazy, not friendly at all and are in the way every time you round the corner.

In 2017, I often went in there to buy some corn for the animals, heck half the time there was not a single bag to be seen. I asked the nice girl in sporting goods about it, she said it was some head guy that was dropping the ball. They must have got rid of him because they have done a better job in 2018 and so far in 2019.

One parting note about seeing strange things in Wal-Mart that's funny or bizarre. On two different occasions I have been walking through there and meet some BIT TITTED woman with her huge boob out nursing a baby, while she was walking. I know its all natural and I am not complaining at all, but if they come along I am going to check out the boobies.....Another time this rough looking woman dressed in a camo shirt was in the cigarette line and her boobies pretty well were falling out of her shirt, there was no bra, she was enjoying all the attention.

I always feel better after unloading on an $8/hr employee of some business just to express my superiority over them. Especially when I can make a total ass of myself doing it in the process.

It's a manhood thing....................... And it builds my self-esteem.

The people who you thought were smiling to show support while you were in full meltdown rant mode might have been amused by what you were doing, and they were likely wishing that they had it all on their phones to upload to "People of Walmart". Now that they know who you are, I'm sure you'll go back as soon as possible or whenever you're not feeling 100% good about yourself for a repeat performance.

You might run into Renegade50?

In business, the employee is always right.

Some people take schitt
Usually b type personalities that are used to getting walked on....

Some people dont take schitt........


Wahhhhhhhhh.....

Because of Renegade ?

Taze him first.

Yeah you really showed them.

Renegade has the blacks at Walmart covered, Seafire has the hippies at Home Depot, if someone handles the skinny road rage guy it will be like the New Avengers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yib5hyEY5No

Classic Crazy.

You seem proud of yourself? You sound like a child. We all have these things happen to, most of the time we just bear it, we don't throw a tantrum. For those times it goes to far, you ask to speak to the manager and you give the reasons you are upset in a calm manner. When you said "I was enjoying it", you had control of your emotions and liked to to see the woman squirm. I am guessing you are the type of man that "goes off on his wife and kids, but not your boss, or another man who would stomp on you. I also don't like the fact that you included how much the lady made per hour, do you think it makes you better because you make more. I have seen hotheads like you claim you are, I'm sure someone in your past could tell stories about how you went off.................then what happened when they went off on you.

Hahahahahaha!!!!

I was just pointing out her grossly inadequate shortcomings in customer relations.
Using cuss words for descriptive flow......

Never said anything about chewing off her face and spitting it in the gutter.


LMFAO!!!

Video or it didn’t happen...Ren, you know the drill. Go back and do it again, but on video for us...And, use “Groid”. That’ll add some panache...😎

The middle of winter....apes invented peanut butter mumf...incompetence displayed right before you...you had every right to make your feelings known. Shame on Walmart for hiring these things, or inviting them as customers through their door.

KMart pandered to them, and you can see where it got them.

N fatigue is at an all time high.

I guess that makes you a winner

You really dont know me.......
Thank you Dr Frued.

A thread like this sure is good.

Take your shots b types....

It's all your ever gonna get.


TFF.

You really need to send nealglen37 a stool sample to study. He may be able to help you.

your quite welcome

Thanks for sharing, it makes others feel better about themselves

Boobies are good.

Many thanks for that. Love that song.

We must be lucky here, VERY few are not willing to help and go out of their way. Sometimes I think its just different areas have different people as a whole.

two takes always from this.. 1- I took you for a Marlboro red type guy 2- everyone knows black folks smoke newports (that's for the person who posted about Kool cigarettes).

He who is slow to anger is better than a warrior, and he who controls his temper is greater than one who captures a city. Proverbs 16:32

I'm really embarrassed to go with renegade50 anywhere anymore.



He blew up these two 15 year old girls at a pizza buffet once.

He went up there and started yelling at people back in the kitchen line, halfway lunging over the counter. The little sweet girl came up there. He says "HEY...how bout making some real fuggin pepperoni pizza instead of this goddamm 'ghandi pizza'. I want a pizza with total pepperoni coverage, pepperonis touching each other, baked extra crispy with the pepperonis slightly burnt and up-cupped holding pepperoni grease...think you can handle that"



I felt bad for those girls. They got their shït jumped by Rod Farva type a-hole

Dude is just a dick




For reference: ghandi pizza....a whole pizza with only one pepperoni in the center.

I think those 2 young ladies didnt like my ATM and brush your teeth afterwards comment
mostly......

What is ATM?

Personally, I think we are being trolled.

Nawwwwww

Someone please answer this for him.

Kellory
24 hr post of the day.

Is it real or is it memorex.....

Nealglen

Help me out?

What does it mean?

Used ta smoke light 72,s

Reds also.

Pall mall,s


Kingston, about them being nonfiltered whose mind is stuck in the 60,s

Yes Virginia they have filters now....
It is 2019.....

Hahahaha!!!!

Antisocial personality disorder (ASPD)

You will be at least 18 years old. You may:

1. put yourself in dangerous or risky situations, often without considering the consequences for yourself or for other people
2. behave dangerously and sometimes illegally
3.behave in ways that are unpleasant for others
4. feel very easily bored and act on impulse – you may find it difficult to hold down a job for long
5. behave aggressively and get into fights easily
6. do things – even though they may hurt people – to get what you want, putting your needs above theirs
7. have a criminal record
8.feel no sense of guilt if you have mistreated others
9. believe that only the strongest survive and that you must do whatever it takes to lead a successful life because if you don’t grab opportunities, others will
10. have had a diagnosis of conduct disorder before the age of 15.

If these colors are not crisp, you're not watching a trinatron.

Hate you had that happen to you...she was wrong. But you swearing, going off on them just to get your kicks and to prove a point to everyone would have gotten my attention in a bad way. I dont tolerate loudmouths screaming and cussing in front of my family...I tend to get short tempered fast. Glad you finally made your point, got your cigarettes and I was no where around.

Inner city, non migratory, inbred blacks to a tee.

check out the wally wall of fame near the schitters. i'll bet shanequa is employee of the momf for february. and you know what february is right?

I had you pegged as a Vape type of guy...Purple Koolaide Flav 😎

Short.

Hahahaha!!!!

If anything
People who know me
Say I'm a social butterfly and way to helpful to people for my own good.

Another internet Dr Frued....
#1
#2
#3
#5
#6
#8
#9 big time!!!!


Btdt on those Dr frued
Only you dont know what when or where drove the pony do ya....

Yup. Was about to post to admit it's all made up.

Dude I made it thru 2 wars
Fugging vapes blow up and send frag chyt Into your noggin

Fugg that
Hahahsha!!!

James 1:19 is my verse. You should learn it.

Obviously, you miss the point entirely.

I'm completely tired of all the incompetent workers in various service jobs everywhere, especially stupid arrogant blacks who seem to think that the world needs to (continue) to kiss their azzes, because we have for so long, that now it has come to be expected as a matter of course.

Guess YMMV

MM

You don't understand the struggle of chitty wal-marts.. You Kenai boys have the shangra-la when it comes to the wal-marts. The Wasilla Wal-Mart good grief all the Big Lake, Meadow Lakes, and Willow's trashiest show up to that joint..

That incompetence and arrogance mentioned is mostly by locale in our general area. An example would be anywhere along the Mississippi River delta area, east and west of the river.

Thank you God for giving me a life.

OP,

Prepare to be red flagged.



Sarcasm, but that is where this country is heading.

And- dibs on guns, just in case he gets a 2am visit and goes off when they shoot his dawg.

I wonder if Sergio Garcia shopped at Walmart

Was this "radiator fluid" going to be used in an aluminum radiator?

If so, that entails starting a new thread altogether.

Sociology 101:

Walmart's staff and clientele simply reflect the demographics of the area, and may even differ in different parts of the same town or city. I never saw or experienced anything troublesome in either of the small to medium midwestern and southwestern cities where I have lived. The Walmart employees for the most part are just decent folks trying to make a living.

Maybe I've been lucky, or just careful where I choose to live and do business.

Just one man's experience, YMMV.

Paul

I'm surprised you got such an entourage out the store. Usually when there is an outburst at the front of the store with a kneegrow involved, they run to the back automotive door because that is where the TVs, computer monitors, or whatever else Shaqueena's boo can get away with is departing the store. It's a common tribe tactic in the more urban areas.

slumlord? What's up? How could you let this happen without being there to capture it on vid? You've let us all down big time.

You got a little carried away. Just because the Djibouti clerk is being a shi*head, doesn't mean you need to be one.

A smug Christian teaches no one anything except disgust for Christians, You should try a different approach.

You sho nuff rite bout dat!!

I've got a naturally loud voice and I can get in trouble just for voicing concerns in a normal speaking tone with no cussing and me not even being mad.

It pisses me off when you'll have these worthless little chickies just out of high school, working the two checkouts they have open during the middle of the day and they won't even bag up your stuff, let alone put it in the cart. [bleep], if I'd wanted to go through the self checkout I would've.

I know, I know....

I been layin low since he shot my foot with that pellet pistol

Maybe renegade will send him a urine sample.

Renegade said that you had it comin.
Grins

1-Draws a government check

2-Visits the local gibsmedat bazaar

3-Acts out/shows ass in public

My God, man. You're a niqker!!!

That's the 2nd time you've mentioned sending someone a sample, you have a thing for bodily fluids?

renegade50 why were so emotionally invested?

I have heard you can make money doing that on the internet...….if you package the samples in underwear …….bob

It's Trumps fault.....

anyone can get a job.

The only reasonn to go into a Walmart....is to set the potatoe chip aisle on fire.

That's some serious trailer trash right there

Why waste time counting , when you can send a gift that's meaningful? Heck, you may even start a collection from each state.

Amazing how threads like this can bring out members who rarely post.

Free chit

Stool sample.......

It's good renegade posts his iq with his name so we can understand why he makes these stupid remarks.

Cause you bring out the best in folks, Dude !
Grins

I’ve been in Walmart’s all over the country and the only time I felt comforted by my CCW was buying fish boxes at the Anchorage Walmart. There was barely anything on the miles of shelving and all the stock was in the middle of the aisles on pallets. The “workers” looked to be a veritable United Nations of diversity while possessing not one shred of usefulness. I white knuckled my pistol, bought the fish boxes and didn’t relax until we were long gone. I’ve never been in such a derelict store that seemed to double as an overnight shelter and detox center for 5’1” natives that needed a BAC of .25 to even function. There can’t be a more scary Walmart anywhere in the country.....not even Detroit could compare. 😂

You are one hard sumbitch. Kick her ass with combat? Never heard that before but it scared the schit out of me. You should have cracked heads like you did those two guys in the army you brag about all the time you big mouth POS.

MY bet is she schitts on crackers heads every day. She and WW deal with about 4 Renes and she will be put in shipping or janatorial where she belongs. Attitude adjustment time.

You made the fatal mistake and went to the Walmart off 36th street... Yeah no one goes to that store.. That's drunk native central..

I have a feeling a senior enlisted in the navy kicked your e-1 or e- 2 smart azz back in the day and taught you a lesson.
Seems the mention of the subject strikes a nerve with you frequently and you only pop up and post when it is mentioned or alluded too.
That's my cheap shotgun breakdown of you.

Hahahaha!!!!!


Toodles.....

Rene, i was in WW once and had to pee. I go to the RR in the rear and they have it closed with a girl mopping. I walk all the way to the front RR and by this time i gotta go. Yep. You guessed it. They got ONE in there mopping the RR floor with a closed sign.

I tell One i gotta go. She say she gotta mop. I say get yo ass out i gotta pee. I thot she was gonna hit me with that mop. I say, get out, i will stick that mop up your ass.

ONE runs out hollering. When i come out there is a crowd and a mgr. Wants to know whats going down. I told him real loud like i had to piss and told him legally they have to provide a place and if i piss down my Tony Lama Ostrich its going to cost their ass a lot of money.

Well, that cured that ordeal.

I should have told him she wanted me to whip it out and water their front floor.

Smooth move. You sure taught them.

You is a real bad azz doc.

Sometimes there’s only one language they understand.

Just fixed it for ya

Added the word boot into original post
Forgot it at 1st

I know the word "combat" confused ya............
Sorry

So you would have 1. Pissed your pants and boots

2. Tied your dick in a knot.

Sequithra jus went an' told Michelle about all dat....now you gots TWO African Queens on yo honkey ass!

I better go on an apology tour .
Like Liberal Socialist Democrats running for president in 2020.

It will all be GTG then......

Go back tomorrow for some smokes in blackface.

You don’t have a hair on yer azz...

Yeah

Good idea


Either that or wear blackface to the foodbank

Blackface is offsetting right now, she might think youre democrat.


How bout a more subtle approach??


Remember those candy wax lips?

Aliens have landed.

I'd hit it

Wow talk about waste of bandwidth...

That Tennessee deer hunting forum really shat on da fire eh!?!?

I got a Quarter that says it ain't coming out of your pocket....
But don't let that slow you down

Ya don’t have to be on board with the green new deal to want to conserve scarce resources.

On the other hand, pointing out the obvious as I did was a bit hypocritical...

Thar's what's wrong with people, some can't control their emotions, and some have pubic hair on their heads.

Idk who it is but she has some nice tiddies

The title alone should have been enough of a clue..... Ho Lee Fuuck.... C'mon people.

Those people!

Now this is a true story.


It was 2-3 weeks ago and I was in the local Shopko buying furnace filters.


Guy at the check out was a 25-30 year old native. Transaction complete and he turns his head and looks away as he hands me the receipt. In a totally obvious way.



The 20 something year old chicks who think they are doing you a favor are the funniest of all.

You raysis!

Good reason to quit smokin'

A new classic!

Shoulda just went and got medieval on all they azzes

So that's called Deep End Big Time?

Yeah, it has to be on a woman, and she can't make more $ than he does.

I hear he's hell on wheels at KFC.

Circle hooks supposedly dont kill practicing catch and release .
I use em all the time.
But I dont fish for things in the water anymore.......

I fish at Captain D's


And bitch better have my vinegar in the bag

Well, this thread sure brung out the best in folks.

Didn’t read the whole thing yet, did we get to the part where Renny gets tazed?

Is it still possible to light a cigarette while being tazed? Otherwise it might be hours.

Dunno .....

Go back to WalMart today, let us know how it goes.

Tks.

What I want to know is, did you have your Red MAGA hat on?

Stopped wearing hats long ago.
They cause male pattern baldness.

Don’t try to evade WalMart Security, otherwise it might turn into a foot chase accross the parking lot, I don’t think them electric ride-along shopping carts can outrun a golf cart.

They see me rollin

You haven't seen my wife's mobility scooter! She can outrun most folks on high speed. I make her keep it on 2 or 3 When we're shopping. ( Do you think they'd let me use my four wheeler to keep up?)

Wally world

America,s melting pot.....

America,s America's melting chamber pot

Ya well, watch out for speeding bald guys....

What happens if the taser hits the electric ride-along? Does it just die, or maybe get a power boost and rip out into traffic? I can only hope.

LMAO, I read this last night before bed, you're a better man than me Renegade, the only way I could holler like that is if my arms were cuffed behind my back, I want to start swinging, therefore I have to stay 15/16th's thorazined! in public.

you pay minimum wage, you're gonna get minimum effort.

If I had such an undying irritation with black people, I don't think I'd live in the south.

Smoking's bad for you, and it makes some folks a little high strung.

I have occasionally managed a retail business for my brother when he couldn't be there. The biggest problem I could see was getting the employees that dealt directly with customers to be nice to the customers and to act in such a way as to make them feel welcome and more importantly, to make them want to come back. In the case at hand I'm sure Shequita was being passive aggressive but it probably would have been best to remember the "rassaling with a pig" analogy. Probably this customer ended up looking as stupid as Shequita. Instead of going off on a profanity laden rant, why not take the time to talk to the manager calmly and ask him to review the video? And point out to him as I did my employees that the aim is to get the most merchandise out the door with the customer as happy as possible. And then follow up in a day or two. Now you probably look like a nut case and Shequita gets credit for remaining calm.

Hmmm, maybe wire one in as a turbo booster? That might be interesting....

I can imagine, but it seams Chick-fil-A and Discount Tire have it figured out.

IT'S MA'AM!!!!!