Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Just went off the deep end big time on a Walmart employee

Got a gallon of radiator fluid for the green monster.
Decided to go thru the 2 self check out scanners by the locked cigarette counter and
get 2 packs of Pall Mall lights the blue ones in the short pack/ king size.
Just wanted to save time and not go over to the murphy,s Walmart gas station like I always do.

That aisle has a worker whose sole purpose is to monitor those 2 self checkouts and unlock and retrieve smokes for customers to purchase.

I ask Sequithra with her medical change tint glasses 3 times politely that I need her to get me 2 pack of smokes.
She finally moves after about 45 seconds of me directly talking to her asking to get me smokes
Comes over with obvious body language attitude.

I'm like thinking to myself whatever ya gawtdamm 9 dollar an hour POS.

4 times and I am not exaggerating
4fugginng times....
I said I need 2 packs of pall mall lights the short blue ones on the 2nd shelf on the left.

Each time I got
What one you want
You want the 100,s
What did you say you wanted

She just fugging with me on purpose cause I am inconveniencing her by asking her to do her job .
All the while I am being polite and putting up with her stupid little game.

2 other customers at the self checkout are watching the entire thing
Shaking their head and smiling at me.

I'm keeping cool calm and collected this entire time putting up with a groids schitt...

Finally she hands me the smokes and says " oh lord " dripping with sarcasm.

I fugging lost it!!! Right their......
Started using every cuss word minus the n word I could spew out about her schittbird employee attitude
Describing the whole incident from the start in a Infantry platoon sgt booming voice so the whole store could hear me

I did it on purpose, to cause a scene big time.....

Then she gives me the talk to the hand gesture and says dont talk to me like that.

I lost it even more about that
Told the whole story again from the get go including her hand gesture
for the whole place to hear again.

Some poor old lady low level manager came over.
She couldn't get a word in edge wise
I was booming out the entire thing again to her


Poor old lady is stunned.
Old woman flees, gets on the speaker.

We need customer escort
We need customer escort.

I yell yes you do right now.

Knowing someone would show up and then i could rant it all over again.

People are shocked , people are amazed , people are happy I'm going off the deep endd about the employee.


2 5ft 5 inches 300 pound chumlee managers show up trying to diffuse the situation.

I wanted to start laughing at them honestly at 1st

I just fugging ramp it up saying the whole incident again as loud as I could.

Even told em you watch your fugged employee is gonna come over here and tell her fugged up side of the story.
She did and that upped my game big time.

She left with one chumlee. Hahahahahaha!!!!!

Told the chumlee,s go ask them 2 people at that checkout what happened
They watched the whole thing.

Them weasels said we dont wanta be involved

I went the fugg off on them also
Called them spineless incorparating them into the whole story again as loud as I could .

One of the chumlee,s ask me sir are you ready to leave.

I'm like ya


Rebroadcast the entire story onthe way out so all the other aisle,s can get a dose

Chumlee ask me to stop swearing

Wrong answer chum......

I just amp it up even more.

Chumlee tries to calm me down(actually I was enjoying it)

Flat out ask the chumlee outside would you put up with that sarcasm " oh lord" schitt
Go thru the whole story again loud as hell so people coming in can hear it

Hahahahaha!!

He says no sir I would not have put up with it either , but not like you did.

Fugging pussy........

We will talk to her.

I tell chum
If she was a soldier I would kick her in the ass with a combat boot.

Then LMFAO going to the truck




I cant say I didnt regret going off the deep end one bit and showing my azz.

I'm sure alot of customers never heard things like I was saying.

And i didnt use one racial slur the entire time.

TFF!!


Hajahaja!!!!!


Fugg em i go in their alot

Let sequithra give me the stink eye just one time, if she still has a job
I will go the fugg off again
I dont care.....

She probably wont even get wrote up cause she is black and female


We all know that deal.

I hope she got her a overdose of I hate whitey for the day.

Cause i sure as fugg feel good after it all.
I ain't gone off the deep end like that since 2008 before I retired from the army

Stupid bytch ran into the wrong person trying to pull schitt like that.

And it felt good dressing down a POS that needed it.....

Bravo.

Been there, done that. They have such a hard time hiring and retaining employees that the incident is forgotten as soon as you walk out the door.

Well, it ain't uploaded to 'people of Walmart'.....yet

Saving the world, one WalMart at a time.

what is a "chumlee?"

Jewish by chance?

It's a short fat monkey

Sequitha gonna tell Dontay and Reggie and thays gonna find yo honky azz...

Just like the one on PawnStars

If it is videoed
They ought ta use in an employee training clip
From start to finish.


Hahahahaha!!!!

Call it " 2 packs of pall malls the short blue ones, left side 2nd shelf"

Or

"How something simple can turn ugly fast if you show your azz to the wrong customer".....
Hahahaha!!!

Watch out for them Red Flag laws.

Yep,real professional way to handle that right there.

While I’m not firmly in the boycott Walmart camp I do avoid it like the plague. Sometimes it’s about the only game in town or it’s the only open game in town and I have to go in, usually when I’m traveling. I think the last time I went there to buy something was when they had the Weatherby Vanguard for $249 and I still kick myself for not buying all 5 that they had. The purchasing of a firearm, the 4473 and the entire process was quick and smooth, much much quicker than buying a firearm at Cabelas. Buying a firearm at Cabelas is only a little longer of a process than buying a car or a house. 🥺

Second That!

Yep she could have been professional from the start.
I 100% agree......

I hope I never get to the point where I feel the need to go off on a Walmart employee.

There’s been times, but every time I am in a Wally World I am carrying. Not good to go full nutso in that situation or anywhere else while packing.

I got a year long vacation from Best Buy a few years ago after losing my schit.