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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2004
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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"...the designer of the .270 Ingwe cartridge!..."
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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A friend says to Luis, "Luis you spend too much time alone. You need to get yourself a nice little bird to run around with to keep you company, cook a meal or two and keep you warm in your bed at night. She doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous or anything either"
Luis, being a little slow, didn't understand the slang word 'bird' correctly.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Feb 2010
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"Luis, you need to move around every now and then so he doesn't get any ideas."
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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A friend says to Luis, "Luis you spend too much time alone. You need to get yourself a nice little bird to run around with to keep you company, cook a meal or two and keep you warm in your bed at night. She doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous or anything either"
Luis, being a little slow, didn't understand the slang word 'bird' correctly. Da Bird says " NO"
Old Fishermen never die, we just get reel tired.
May you build a ladder to the stars
and climb on every rung.
May you stay......Forever young
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2004
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A friend says to Luis, "Luis you spend too much time alone. You need to get yourself a nice little bird to run around with to keep you company, cook a meal or two and keep you warm in your bed at night. She doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous or anything either"
Luis, being a little slow, didn't understand the slang word 'bird' correctly. Hen pecked?
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Good lord...When a parrot just won't do.
That bird looks to be well bonded and protective.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
Joined: Mar 2011
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The guy on the bench is saying,
"Cr-p! No more hunting with lead bullets in this area!"
Me solum relinquatis
Molon Labe
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Caption :
You feed it WHAT !?
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Member, Clan of the Border Rats
-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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