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I can not believe that nobody has mentioned 'Boudreaux's Butt Paste' or 'Anti Monkey Butt', for what is obviously a self-induced case of the 'Monkey Azz'.  
Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist
Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash"
This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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Having had a chapped ass from lack of calamine powder after a long hike, then putting it on said chapped ass, lemme tell ya you don't want to do that. See "lotion" in the OP for Exhibit A.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Campfire Regular
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Wait. They didn't keep you there until you had a big loud fart? Mmmm.... your nurse apparently didn't want to be around for your trumpet call! LOL
-=[Bob]=-
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Me thinks I farted plenty coming out of the procedure room, and certainly did all afternoon yesterday. I hazily remember asking about farting, and they said something about using CO2 because it is absorbed easier into the body and exhaled? Maybe I dreamed that. I know I got the fugg outta Dodge soon as it was over and had a big meal of 4 pieces of bacon, 2 eggs, a pound of hash browns and 2 pieces of jellied and buttered toast. Still hungry after that.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Campfire Ranger
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so I ask the doctor " where do I lay my pants?".
he says " over there beside mine".
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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Actually the part that sucked the worst was my session was delayed so I didn't get scoped until about 3 and then the hour recovery. It was nearly sundown when I got to eat. I would have eaten liver and onions at that point.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Lol.
Glad all was clear. Now go clean your fingernails. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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