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Getting Covid antigen tests at Johannesburg airport,,
Anyone have recommendations at the Johannesburg airport where to get on the level reliable antigen Covid testing before flying back to the United States. Turnaround time has to be quick because I only have about three hours at the airport before my return flight to the US
I would not recommend getting the test done at JNB if all you have is three hours. But, there are two testing kiosks at the airport on the second floor that open at 8:00am - 8:30am depending. Their turnaround was about two hours. But you will not be allowed through passport/Customs until the test is complete and that can leave you little time.

If you are traveling through JNB from another country, then you must also go through passport/Customs and that can take 20 - 40 minutes depending. Then you take your test and then go back through passport/Customs and that can take another 15 - 20 minutes.

So two options:

1. Get it before your arrive JNB
2. Learn how to edit a PDF file

And for what it's worth - US Customs does not check your PCR status when you arrive - it is only checked on the foreign side.

My brother had a antigen test in the joberg airport in early April to return to the US. It was about $15 and took 10 minutes. There were three testing kiosks. There was no line when he went so that helped. It was almost a non issue for him.

same thing last month, 5 of us went to the second level 3-4 tents set up took about 15 min for all of us cost was 280 rand on credit card, then no one checked to see if we had the test done when we got back to the US waste of money
Yep, it is only to get through JNB Customs/Passport security and yes it is a waste of time and money.

I went round and round with a SA Airlink ticket monger to get on a flight to Bulawayo as they wanted a 48 hour or less PCR test - which is impossible to do if you're flying in from the States. So a quick PDF edit and problem solved.

Asshats...
The CPB doesn’t ever check test results. It’s only purpose is to allow you to clear local customs returning and to board the plane. Essentially now it’s a fleece the tourist revenue raiser.
Originally Posted by jdollar
The CPB doesn’t ever check test results. It’s only purpose is to allow you to clear local customs returning and to board the plane. Essentially now it’s a fleece the tourist revenue raiser.

Almost as big a fleece as the whole Covid jab, huh doc? Got your 5th booster yet?.......LMAO!!!!!
no one at JNB even asked to see mine
Originally Posted by JGRaider
Originally Posted by jdollar
The CPB doesn’t ever check test results. It’s only purpose is to allow you to clear local customs returning and to board the plane. Essentially now it’s a fleece the tourist revenue raiser.

Almost as big a fleece as the whole Covid jab, huh doc? Got your 5th booster yet?.......LMAO!!!!!

Feels weird to have a stalker. I post, you post an ignorant rebuttal….. Get a life.
The only thing that stalks you is your outright stupidity in spite of your claim to be some sort of Dr. Come on, enlighten us again how all of the people who refused this jab fraud are a bunch of idiots. One more time, you can do it.
I know it’s difficult for you (probably impossible) but stay on topic. Covid testing at JNB is a formality designed to fleece tourist but you have to play the game. BTW, when was the last time you cleared Customs at JNB? I did it 8 months ago.
When was your last booster Doc? Are the unvaxed all still idiots? Kissed Fauci's asss lately?

Originally Posted by JGRaider
The only thing that stalks you is your outright stupidity in spite of your claim to be some sort of Dr. Come on, enlighten us again how all of the people who refused this jab fraud are a bunch of idiots. One more time, you can do it.

No answers Doc?
Originally Posted by jdollar
Originally Posted by JGRaider
jdollar, I think I saw where you said you were going over before long. What are your thoughts on getting the COVID vaccination, and are you vaxed?

Sorry for the delayed response. Just saw this post. I leave in 4 days for the Caprivi via Doha, Joberg, and Kasane, then drive into Namibia. I and my wife( who has a PhD in nursing education) are vaccinated. As a retired physician, I consider anyone that is refusing the vaccine as stupid. It’s free insurance against a potentially fatal disease. Granted, the mortality rate is low, but the hospitalization rate isn’t for unvaccinated people. 85-90 % of people in hospitals due to COVID are unvaccinated. Enough said.
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From the FWIW department - I know quite a few doctors who initially extolled the benefits of the mRNA shot that now admit the benefits were massively overstated and the detriments of the treatment were hidden. A lot of that has to do with the CDC not telling the truth and hiding the facts based on political pressure. Many people thought they could trust the CDC. Unfortunately, that didn't pan out so well.

Not sure where JDollar stands on the matter today, but I would surmise that maybe his views have also changed?
Maybe, but I doubt it. He likes to roll in the mud with his Accurate Reloading site libtard pro vax and America hating buddies. Makes him feel less like the complete assshat that he is.
At least you're keeping an open mind on the matter. crazy
If it walks like a duck.......
Pathetic……
Originally Posted by STRSWilson
At least you're keeping an open mind on the matter. crazy

He sure hasn't denied any of it has he. He's a loser.
Originally Posted by jdollar
Pathetic……

remember to triple mask. everyone remembers what a covid coward clown you are based on previous posts


please feel free to respond. How long do your covid shots last? Can you get covid if you get the shots? Can you spread covid if you get the jab?

tell us about anti bodies and covid


lol
Originally Posted by jdollar
I know it’s difficult for you (probably impossible) but stay on topic. Covid testing at JNB is a formality designed to fleece tourist but you have to play the game. BTW, when was the last time you cleared Customs at JNB? I did it 8 months ago.

covid is killing millions now

How dare you travel now?
The virus is now ubiquitous and will remain so forever. It isn’t going away. The days of worrying about travelers spreading it are gone. All one can do now if you want to travel outside the US is follow the rules, whether it is vax or testing prior to arrival. Right now you must have a negative Covid test to re-enter the US but that regulation is expected to be lifted in the near future. Brother Raider believes the vax does no good and is dangerous. Check the graphs in the link, especially the US graph. The evidence speaks for itself.

https://ourworldindata.org/covid-deaths-by-vaccination

You can’t fix stupid.
LMAO.....are you really a Dr? You didn't answer the question anyway, because you know you're on the wrong side of the argument. Who's the dumbass? You remind us with every post, so congrats Dr Dumbass.
Dear Mr. dollar, please explain Namibian covid vaccination rates as compared to death rates. I would also like you to figure in the total average of all deaths in that country for the five years preceding covid. It seems lower vaccination = lower deaths. Just looking for your expert opinion. Thanks.
I just got back from Zimbabwe, Zambia, and Namibia. Most folks that got a shot either received the AstraZeneca or the CanSino viral vector shot. The initial Alpha variant did not spread too widely while the Delta variant hit the three nations very hard. Only about a third of the populations got a shot but the breakthrough infection/death rate was high - according to reports.

As the CDC finally admitted, they withheld data, didn't collect data properly (intentionally) and succumbed to political pressure to put a happy face on the mRNA shot. So the data we were being told about the effectiveness of the shot was hugely misleading to put it a nice way. Unfortunately, many professionals simply followed the CDC guidance for fear of being ostracized or worse, fired. At the end of the day, the grand experiment may have saved a few lives, however, the actual benefit will most likely never be known.

In regards to the folks I spoke with in Africa, most "believe" the shot was worthless in regards to stopping infections and deaths. Of course their expectation were highly influenced and inflated thanks to the PR machines including the WHO, the CDC and lots and lots of clueless governments and media talking heads.

At the end of the I don't blame or condemn anyone who got the shot and the same goes for those who didn't believe what they were being told. What is amazing to me is how the discussion and decision divided our nation and apparently has left lasting animosity. What a sad commentary.
Originally Posted by 222ND
Dear Mr. dollar, please explain Namibian covid vaccination rates as compared to death rates. I would also like you to figure in the total average of all deaths in that country for the five years preceding covid. It seems lower vaccination = lower deaths. Just looking for your expert opinion. Thanks.

Most of Southern Africa got the Sinovax- “free”, of course, compliments of the Chinese government. That’s it in a nutshell. There is a reason most countries with a decent standard of living got Moderna, Pfizer, J&J or Astra Zeneca. Poor countries got whatever the Chinese government was “giving” away. Did you bother to read the link I posted?? The graphs were simple and striking.
Namibia has very low vaccination rates and some of the worlds lowest death rates. Your a quack.
Namibia has the second lowest population in the world and a large percentage is thinly scattered over a vast desert. Hardly conducive to the spread of any contagious disease. What about the graph of Switzerland?? Let me guess, you didn’t bother to read the link….
Based on what little I know from Namibia, Zambia, and Zim the governments weren't doing a bang up job on tracking vaccinations/infections/deaths. Many died in the Concessions and rural areas that were never tested so again, the data is unreliable. I know that Namibia was dumping millions of doses due to shelf life issues and limited ability to put shots in arms.

So using any African nation as an example is DOA.
I got checked for a covid test 2x when I was departing JNB last month.
The requirement for the test to enter the US expires this Sunday and they announced that they don't plan to extend the requirement for now. They will revisit the policy in 90 days.
Good I'm heading over on Thursday
Originally Posted by CharlesL
The requirement for the test to enter the US expires this Sunday and they announced that they don't plan to extend the requirement for now. They will revisit the policy in 90 days.


Great news for travelers!


https://www.digitaljournal.com/world/us-to-drop-covid-tests-for-incoming-air-travel-w-house/article
South Africa has dropped all Covid restrictions

https://safariclub.org/south-africa-drops-all-covid-restrictions/
Originally Posted by jdollar
The virus is now ubiquitous and will remain so forever. It isn’t going away. The days of worrying about travelers spreading it are gone. All one can do now if you want to travel outside the US is follow the rules, whether it is vax or testing prior to arrival. Right now you must have a negative Covid test to re-enter the US but that regulation is expected to be lifted in the near future. Brother Raider believes the vax does no good and is dangerous. Check the graphs in the link, especially the US graph. The evidence speaks for itself.

https://ourworldindata.org/covid-deaths-by-vaccination

You can’t fix stupid.
And you can have a medical education and still be stupid. Stupid enough to believe stats put out by folks with big time motive to lie.
Originally Posted by Hastings
Originally Posted by jdollar
The virus is now ubiquitous and will remain so forever. It isn’t going away. The days of worrying about travelers spreading it are gone. All one can do now if you want to travel outside the US is follow the rules, whether it is vax or testing prior to arrival. Right now you must have a negative Covid test to re-enter the US but that regulation is expected to be lifted in the near future. Brother Raider believes the vax does no good and is dangerous. Check the graphs in the link, especially the US graph. The evidence speaks for itself.

https://ourworldindata.org/covid-deaths-by-vaccination

You can’t fix stupid.
And you can have a medical education and still be stupid. Stupid enough to believe stats put out by folks with big time motive to lie.

The guys' a coward Hastings. You'll never get an answer out of this loser.
Originally Posted by JGRaider
Originally Posted by Hastings
Originally Posted by jdollar
The virus is now ubiquitous and will remain so forever. It isn’t going away. The days of worrying about travelers spreading it are gone. All one can do now if you want to travel outside the US is follow the rules, whether it is vax or testing prior to arrival. Right now you must have a negative Covid test to re-enter the US but that regulation is expected to be lifted in the near future. Brother Raider believes the vax does no good and is dangerous. Check the graphs in the link, especially the US graph. The evidence speaks for itself.

https://ourworldindata.org/covid-deaths-by-vaccination

You can’t fix stupid.
And you can have a medical education and still be stupid. Stupid enough to believe stats put out by folks with big time motive to lie.

The guys' a coward Hastings. You'll never get an answer out of this loser.

And who the hell cares? There is no mandatory Covid testing required at OR Tambo airport.

The South African population is rife with extremely high levels of TB and HIV/AIDS, yet there has been no mass die off from Covid. You would think that a population that is weakened by these deadly diseases would have have had hundreds of thousands, if not millions of Covid deaths. Didn't happen.
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