This is a difficult subject to discuss on an open forum, but I will in hopes I can save one of you from the anguish I’ve suffered.

Last weekend I decided to take two as my wife seemed in a good mood. Later I had forgotten about this and took another.

This was the hardest time of my life!

So, they didn’t kill you, so you can only be stronger.

Hope that never happens to me!

Knock on wood....

^^^LOL!

You shoulda had a 12 hour hard on!!!

And two headaches lol

If you die, they won't be able to close the casket for 3 days...

Keep your day job. Comedy isn't one of your many and valuable skills.

Pop tent

Dang. That has to hard on an old man.

Once new a teenage boy that overdosed on Viagra , had to go to the Emergency room with third degree burns on both hands.

Last time I took one, it worked but, a few hours later my blood pressure dropped to 82/48. I was dizzy, light headed and sleepy. First 30 minutes to 45 minutes were fine, after that my bp dropped. I am on BP meds. Good for a little while, but after that bad. I drank a lot of water to get my bp back up. Took a while. Dangerous if you are on 3 different BP meds.

I am going to ask my doctor about a shot, you shoot directly into your penis. It used very small diabetic needles. Used it a few years ago and had a super hard for 4-5 hours. It got to hurting after a couple of hours. Put ice on it, took antihistimine to get it down. No headaches with the shots, just feel a skin prick in the side of your penis. Wait 30 minutes and I was harder than Viagra ever did. I think I can use it again now.

Just trying to help us old guys out.

Carpal tunnel.

It's used at senior centers to keep guys from rolling out of bed!

Date a cheerleader, problem solved. (Notice I didn’t say “marry”)

New flag pole on a condemned building. Hasbeen

Glad you're ok...knock on wood.

I got one of those caught in my throat once. Had a stiff neck for a day. 😀

Mix them with water and plant food and put on your tomato plants this summer. They’ll grow 8’ tall and won’t need tomato stakes!

I take Cialis 5mg, M/W/F/Sat so I can pee.......... BPH, I also take 5mg Lisinopril for BP.......... if it's going to be a strenuous day, yard work or such, I skip the Lisinopril.......... Doc says the Cialis probably does more to lower BP than the other....

If I take both and engage in strenuous labor I too get light headed.....

First time it happened I finished mowing the yard and all I could see was a bright light in the middle of my vision and dark all around the edges........... told the Doc and he chewed my azz for not calling. Dangerously low BP.

Stick a lit match in your p1ss hole and close your eyes....it'll go down.

" Seek medical attention if you experience an erection lasting over 4 hours"..... Do they still have that warning in their ads & commercials?

I once attended a de brief where the AIC [apparatchic in charge] was a world class kghunt. After 30 minutes of scalding critique by this non participant remf he glowered at the assemblage of sweaty tired players and barked "any questions?".

My buddy said " Yeah, if you take Viagra do it make you taller?"

The room erupted in laughter and hoots. The best part was that these debriefs were video taped and could not be edited by anyone.


mike r

Took a second. That there is funny.

Good god man. you guys be careful with that chemical induced lumber, don't go dislocating a hip on granny, she's got to be fit to make a pan of biscuits on sunday.

I dunno, but if I have an erection lasting more than four hours, I won't be calling the doc... I will be finding a photographer to document it! Might even plant turnips with it!

Shouldn't you be advertising instead?

Surf up a pic of Hillary and one should deflate in short order.

My younger brothers need viagra..... because they take blood pressure medicine.

Quit the carbs and lose the fat, loose the high blood pressure, and tell the doctor with Statins to get lost.

Eat meat and vegetables, exercise, and chase your gray haired wife.

The first three days of a nudist camp are the hardest.

Thus quote Morewood, "Everhard".

I won’t be the one needing the medical attention of lasting four hours

One of those what?

Take Viagra and Rogaine together- - - - - -look what it did for Don King!

Lol

Told my wife, If I ever get a 4 hour erection... she better be using it for 3 hours and 59 minutes.....because I sure will....

and I'm not talking about doing a Quagmire....

You can say that again. :-)

I wish they'd make a low dose version.
Just enough to keep me from peeing on my shoes.

I had a similar experience in Dental Specialist School at Fort Sam Houston in 1982. I was 19 and cracked jokes about everything without considering the consequences.

During a lecture on dental hygiene and cavities, I raised my hand and asked "Does oral sex really cause cavities?" I deadpanned the question without a hint that I was just making a joke.
Our instructor was a bald man probably close to 50. The class rolled on the floor laughing and the instructor's face and scalp turned beat red. I'm surprised I wasn't disciplined for that.
At least, though, I waited until the female officer teacher was out of the room.

Everything you say is good advice, but hypertension is not something to mess with. I was in my mid thirties and the doc would tell me my BP is borderline. I was an AVID year round and all weather runner and hiker. I started taking my own blood pressure and found I had cycles. Later afternoon in the winter were my worst numbers. Of course everyone should listen to their doctors, but also we need to take hypertension very seriously. It can be very silent and doing damage when you don't know it.

One of...
...oh nvrmnd!

Now THAT's funny!

Let me do you a service here: if a doctor has to tell you there is a problem, there isn't a problem. What is considered "healthy" blood pressure keeps changing. "High" blood pressure is not a disease, nor is it a symptom, nor is it a cause of disease. I encourage you to do some reading, and not to trust your doctor. He has no "skin in the game" in regard to you or your health or your life or your well-being. He gets huge benefits from drug companies to prescribe their drugs, and he will happily see you regularly to "monitor" you after "diagnosing" you.

Uhhhh.......hmmmm.

Yeah...high bp is bad m'kay.