I watched an interview with Davey Johnson long time MlB seconded baseman, and manager.
Davey said he wanted to be a big league ball player, but wanted an education.
He thought he was getting a four year scholarship at Texas A&M. When the coach gave him the contract to sign it was for one year. Davey said, I thought it was a four year scholarship?
The couch said, I'm giving you opportunity, not security.
Have any quotes to share?
"Keep it greasy so it go down easy, x3
Roll it over and grease it down,
I'll drive you through the heart of town"-Frank Zappa, 'Joe's Garage"
I can weld a weiny to a watermelon- my buddy that’s a pipeline welder
I can’t look at your a$$ and read your mind-my uncle
When did stupid become a job requirement?
Regarding antifa
If you're driving in your car alone with a mask on, you don't need a Biden sticker, we already know.
"They can change their minds, but they can't change me."
-Jim Croce
“I like to have a martini, two at the very most –After three I’m under the table, After four, I’m under my host.”
Dorothy Parker
Maybe my sig line covers it.
Once you get enough money to pay the bills, wealth is measured in grandkids.
Clarkm
24 hour campfire
Regarding wrenching on nuts and bolts:
Tight is tight. Once more than tight us broke. - Dad
Also, sign line.
" If brains were lard, he couldn't grease a skillet. "
Jed Clampet.
" If brains were lard, he couldn't grease a skillet. "
Jed Clampet.
If azzholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
Once you get enough money to pay the bills, wealth is measured in grandkids.
Clarkm
24 hour campfire
+1
“If autumn we’re a girl, I would propose to her. If autumn were a wine, I would settle for no other. If autumn were a place, I would hope to live there always.”
Charles Gusewelle
"His face was shinier than a niqqer eating a possum supper." - Bigfoot Wallace
No good deed goes unpunished.
If you have to ask how much my yacht costs, you can't afford it." J.P. Morgan.
L.W.
“The mountains are calling and I must go.” - John Muir
Just posted this on the Atlantic article being retracted thread.
Apropos around every election cycle I do believe.............and not just one side or the other (Holds true for Ad Men too)
"Falsehood flies and the truth comes limping after; so that when men come to be undeceived it is too late: the jest is over and the tale has had its effect." Johnathan Swift
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s just that I would unplug your life support to make a pot of coffee.
If you want to hunt Graboids, you had better know geology.......Earl Basset
"being that there are no charges filed, I stand mute"
"you might find me dead in a ditch someday, but I'll be laying in a pile of brass"
"you have the right to remain silent, use it"
If frogs had wings, They wouldn't bump their butts.
DAD
"Those who march with us will certainly face abuse, misunderstanding, bitter animosity, and possibly the ferocity of struggle and of danger. In return, we can only offer to them the deep belief that they are fighting that a great land may live." - Oswald Mosley
“Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.”. ― Thomas A. Edison.
You can call a frog a cat all you want, it'll still bump it's butt after it jumps
You can lead a horse to water, but you cain't pound sand up it's butt, even if you use a toilet plunger
“To goodness and mercy we make only promises but pain, we obey.”
Prince Nicolo Machiavelli
“F’k you”
Tennessee Williams
“Love is most often an abscess that starts in your head and then bursts in your ass.”
Dad
“He who loves totally and unconditionally often winds up with sloppy seconds”.
Scchitthouse Wall
Beware of anyone who calls you bad names merely for asking honest questions. Beware of anyone who insists on reframing your sincere curiosity as a character defect. Beware of anyone who questions your motives while ignoring your facts. When someone calls you bad names merely for asking questions, it suggests they know the answer but are terrified to admit it.
--Jim Goad
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way.....Mark Twain
Poor kids are just as smart as white kids..... Joe Biden
American by Birth, Texan by the Grace of G-d.
- anon
Y'all can go to Hell and I will go to Texas.
- Davy Corckett
Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.
- Larry McMurtry
When asked what is best in life:
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the women.
- Conan the Barbarian
I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.
- Paul Gleason as Clarence Beeks
Perhaps it is you, Sir, who is the negro, and a Sub-Saharan one at that.
- Me
I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country...........George S. Patton
"All men and women were created by - you know, you know, the thing" - Joe Biden
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.....Yogi Bera
When we were a bunch of teenage wannabe tough guys - One friend was the real thing.
He was also quiet, self composed, and never got 'crazy' or 'stupid'.
Some punk who wanted to be tough, apprached our friend, called him names.
challenged him to fight, and really got into his face.
Our friend stood calm and quiet, smiling, and never said a word.
The antagonist finally told our friend what a 'chickenshit' he was and stormed off.
We took the assault personal, and asked our friend why he didn't mad and 'waste' the fool.
Our friend just smiled and said - "Nobody can make me mad. Only I can do that."
"It is far easier to fool a man, than to convince him he's been fooled" ~ Unknown, but often attributed to Mark Twain.
"the ratio of horses to horse's ass is not 1 to 1".....Andy1
Andy3
When it's all said and done, much more will be said than done
Compucious say "Life is a byte"
"We have met the enemy, and he is us." Pogo/Walt Kelly