Had me at hand rubbed😆

Mine would be Too Short’s 5th album

Blacker ( capital "B" ) than Church's fried chicken marinated in grape soda and menthol cigarettes

fiddy sent

Grape sody pop for me.

Like Church's Chicken.
Just don't get cxaught at one in the dark.

Blackout Curtains.

That ain't black, that's coonass.

A pair of Puma’s in 8th grade

Not sure either Doo rags or Mercedes Benz.

Pasty ass nighgah talkin' 'bout Sam Goody n schit.

Pssssh

Some of you seem confused.

I DGAF what you've bought.

I'm talking about me.

Turkey is an under appreciated bird.

Funny, you dont look like Zero.

Well, 175HP Mercury for me. It didnt work either.

Nighgah gotta eat.

Theys 3-4 yard birds in one Turkey.

check the cavity for a hocker. you know its there somewhere

My wife thought I was kidding when I told her we were going to have Popeye's for Thanksgiving this year.

Even after I bought it.

"When are you going to make that thing?"

"Uhhhh, what part of Thanksgiving do you not get?"

Glad you asked the blackest thing I ever bought was a counterfeit cashmere scarf a half block off Carroll street in NYC. Hey, I was freezing my nutz off .. and dude had like 20 of them.

Those Popeyes turkeys are actually dam good.

Kingston says that's nowhere near the blackest thing you've bought.

My Johnson is black. Not that Johnson.

I had an old school boss when I was a kid. Everything he owned was black. Boat, trucks, cars, motorcylces. One day I asked him why he always buys black and he looked up from the newspaper he was reading and said "k20350 I just love everything black.........*looks back down at newspaper*.........................................................................................................................*looks back up* Except my women"

In about 3 weeks in Portland, you'll probably be able to score some free Air Jordans at the down town Foot Locker side walk 5 finger sale.

Hope you get some or got some gravy to go with it.

It makes a darn good meal.

Had a dog named Blackie.

But I didn't choot him and soak him in purple drank for Thanksgiving

Bullshidt. That Puma track suit or the michael jackson shiny green jacket take the cake for the title.

Does your bleck Johnson work good?

Tis a black Johnson!..

If ya got golfing clothes, that's the blackest thing you ever bought.

Golf, the only excuse a white guy has for dressing like a negro.

Hey sorry can’t make it to your place for thanksgiving, Jim Conrad won’t pay me my wages until 1 December.. Also glad your wife gave you enough scratch to buy it. Looks like the deflave gang going to eat good!

I've always assiduously avoided anything and everything black. No Kools, no Colt 45, no curb feelers, and no static strips. I don't even drink Sprite (all the brothas seem to like their cola like dey like dey wimmens... white)

Bleck johnsons werk on bleck hos. Cracker hos too.

First time I've ever been disappointed to not see a [bleep].

It used to. It's still plenty fast, when it works. The sucker wants to get quite a ways from the ramp, quit and not start back up. Its been worked on several times to no avail. I'm hoping it's not the Power Pack. Boat is 1995 Cajun Travis Edition...about 19'.

thats what i've heard.

Bullshït. Blackest thing my ass.....

Where the pic of that black dïldo you posted the other day?

That's what I have been waiting for...

From Oakland California, home of the rock
8 woofers in the trunk beatin down the block..

Everything from Popeyes is good.

There’s nothing black about lounge wear.

Don’t worry.

We won’t be serving fried bread.

Uh...I ain't got the words...

Either your ghettos are really nice, or your golf courses are really schitty.

Uhhh, that’s for trolling trolls brah.

You’re not supposed to like it.

LOL

Quite the resume’.

Hahaha!

How long in the microwave?

You trippin’.

That sounds like more of a Russian mafia vibe.

Lol, what’s your thanksgiving vision?

I like that dirty rice.

Good advice here...

Bought me a breeding pair of negroes back in 1857, but that was a life or two ago. They still worked pretty good back then. I must have been a pretty rotten sumbitch, because these negroes in this life ain’t worth buying!😂

What’s the difference?

I’m gonna use an actual oven.

I ain’t Irish for fugk sake.

You ain't lived....

Throw that schitty lizard away and slap it on the BGE.

Wrap it in foil and throw it under the hood of your caddy.

Any of you guys do the turkey fryer thing? I've heard good things but never tried one.

Never done it but I’ve had it a few times.

I’d take one properly done in the oven every time.

Yep I use the butterball deep fryer. If you get one get the XL model. I can only cook up to 14lb birds..

Works good. Thaw that puppy out thoroughly before submitting it to the oily goodness.

I use a golf cart.

Yes.

Overrated.

For realz.

I like a smoked bird too.

Any white man that runs the boo gauntlet at Popeyes should be given a turkey free.

ya its ok. skin is best part. i prefer to smoke them.

Any do your own brine for the bird before cooking?

I ran THREE.

The first two were already out.

LOL

For smoking yes.

Boos will riot over a Popeye's chicken sandwich. It'll look like this if they start offering whole fuggin turkeys.

It seems kinda ghetto but I've had good luck cooking turkeys in those Reynolds oven bags.

Foe show.

Foe show.

That’s not ghetto.

That’s Nebraska.

Boiled turkey is pretty ph ucking good along with boiled bologna

I'd like to try a properly smoked turkey.

A ho , just had to know .
Kenneth

Nebraska's only got like, one black guy. I think it's Tiger Woods. I used to use Cosby for this, but obviously he don't work any more. OJ crossed himself off the list before that.

Paddler likes a properly smoked COCK.

You're thinking of Wayne Brady.

They're one of the easiest and best things you can learn to smoke.

Easily done on an inexpensive upright like what Brinkmann makes. People usually get too fancy with them but if you keep it basic with just a little bit of smoke and a water pan, they are about as good as a turkey gets.

1/2 box of .22 shoats and 4 rounds of .32 longs. I jez snips off dem longs untils dey fits.

Yes you would. I smoked one fpr Thanksgiving one year when my in laws were still living. Brought that thing in the house, and my MIL exclaimed, “You burned it!”

Then I started slicing it, and the juice started running everywhere. She ate turkey until she was miserable.😂

turk was one of my earliest bbq successes in my brinkman days. they are really easy. the way i do it is to first make sure it is thoroughly thawed and then i use the same rub that i do for ribs and coat the cavity and under the breast skin real good. i don't bother with injections but you could. i put it in a foil pan to catch the juice along with the innards and then get the WSM up to 250-ish and keep in on for 5 hours or so, give or take. i use a thermo pen to get a quick reading and when its around 165 i pull it out and let it rest for 15 min or so. i strain and use the juice and chopped innards for gravy. i would do it every thanksgiving but my wife and daughter are not real big fans of it or smoked ham, which it kinda tastes like.

and ya, it will look burnt when done. its not

Try doing one with only charcoal and no woods.

They will not look burnt and the smoke flavor will be very mild.

this is how I do mine, everyone loves it.

We started frying them about 15 years ago. They're far superior to any turkey I've ever had smoked or baked. Frying is not overrated at all, done right with lots of injected marinade it's fantastic.

This is the proper response for this thread...

RC Cola and a Moon Pie.

Just remember, it's already fully cooked.

So ya only gotta take it to 110 or so.

Meat falls off the bones.

Reynolds bag it ta keep the juices for the best gravy you've ever made.

Only mistake ya made was tippin your hand bout the source of your secret turkey recipe.

Farm land, paint.

DelFarve: How do it taste bro?
I saw the TV ad about these and my mouth began to water!
Nearest "Popeye's" is 165 miles each way from me - sadly.
Enjoy.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Flave, truer words were never spoken. I had an old Brinkman SmokenGrill upright I paid ~ $24 for back in the day. I smoked hundreds of lbs of turkey, fish, meat and everything else under the sun on it. My ex-wife finally threw it out one day while I was at work because she thought it was ugly. (The bottom had rusted out). Lol.

As long as you keep that water pan NOT EMPTY and smoke / heat going, you're golden.

Five tons of anthracite? Every winter when I lived in PA.

Deflave is racist. But he did tell me in a PM that he likes black Johnsons.

Need some chitlens to go with that?

I must've been drunk last night. I used the words "likes" and "COCK" instead of the more accurate, "loves" and "BBC". Sorry.

Thanks for putting that up - I've seen it before and have wanted to try it but didn't have it saved anywhere.

VG,

This is a special bird, for a special day.

I will advise after Thanksgiving.

Hope all is well with you and yours.

You nailed it.

Best turkey you can make. I'll never understand the desire to make a turkey taste like something that isn't a fugkin' turkey.

I believe her name was Pearl but it’s been a while. Edk

Cooking some chicken on the pit ( with mesquite wood), hope it’s as good as pop eyes. Drinking a bit of Jack also. It’s impossible to bbq without alcohol!!!

Postimage is down or I’d post a pic

No one bought a black call girl before?

#IThoughtItWas4BlackFriday

Now you've offended ISGRO.

B

I knew you would be lured back into the fold

Welcome back my old friend

Good to see you again.........LOL

Gonna try this.

no but i bit a black striper on the ass one time and got thrown out of the club. she was pretty hot. Arlington Tx.

Da winner !

kwg

If I was around 160 years ago the blackest thing I woulda bought would have been a slave

What Bob said.

You'll ain't counting hookers?

OK, maybe not. Those are rentals.

Wild Turkey are by far the best tasting bird there is and i have eaten a few home and abroad(No bats just in case y'all wondering)....But turkeys are damn weird animals though.

Lol

I thought you were from the 5th ward. Kicking it with the geto boys?

You don’t like west coast funk.

jordans

2 live crew tape.

Public enemy cd. Fear of a black planet.......

Lmao a beer. That easy.

Baby Doll's was the top strip club in the nation before.

Aren't you forgetting that 14" rubber cock you keep in your night stand ?

BlackBeard,

I have NO doubt that you're as askeered to walk into a Popeyes as you are to find gainful employment, or go near another person.

LOL

You broke ass old bitch.

Charlie Pride 8-track.

Black tar Hashish.
Kinda looks like uncompressed asphalt.

Kinda over rated stuff.
Weren't worth no 7 bucks a gram back in the early 80,s........

Putting a good bud in your chamber pipe for a couple of weeks is a better high actually.

Have no doubt I've got more money in the bank than you. Largely because I don't waste it on stupid shyt like golf and big black rubber dicks.

I bought that big tub of licorice at Costco.

Have no doubt I've got more money in the bank than you. Largely because I don't waste it on stupid shyt like golf and big black rubber dicks.
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You don't have to buy big black rubber dicks.

Cuomo issues them to all residents.

LOL

You New York cuck.

That's hilarious.

blonde was always better I thought

Flave, is it you or your ol lady that needs the 14' rubber cock...............damn dawg!


Not judging, just asking





Trump 2020

KAGS

I have a pair of Yeezy 350's. Very comfortable actually

ISRO,

I'm glad you teamed up with BlackFart.

I wonder how many unsuccessful careers you two idiots have had.

Combined.

LOL

Dumb and dumber comes to mind !

You're being waaaay too kind with that moniker.

LOL

Those 2 clowns one and only attempt at a career was in the gay porn industry. It was so bad ISRO ended up filing for workmans comps..

You never answered the question about the 14' rubber dick


Not judging, just asking

LOL


Trump 2020

KAGS

No workmans comp in China as that is where jackmountain said I am a plant from, payed by the Soro's group

Dummy

Oh so sorry Kung pao

Start a thread about a turkey, and all Blackbart and ISRO want to talk about, is black, rubber, COCK.

LOL

#unemployed

This made me laugh.

I played Mike linebacker in college, the Will linebacker was black and the Sam linebacker was black. After home games it was a tradition for us to go to the corner store, one of us would get a 40 of Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull, a 40 of Colt 45, and a 40 of Olde English....or mix match as needed depending on what they had. That was usually the primer for the rest of the night. We'd usually split up after finishing the 40's.

That's about the blackest thing my glow in the dark self has purchased.

Schitting my pants never felt so good:

Chicken for Thanksgiving?

"Love 'dat chickin' from Popeye's...."

Looks really fricken delicious!

I shoved one of the turkey legs up my ass.

#nirvana

Latest black purchase.

Beard brushes are expensive. $10.

Boar hair “wave” brushes are $4.

Same thing.


Does that count?

#allinthistogether

Flave I bought a Hi-Point with a gold Nike Swoosh . That bird looks incredible too. Good job !

Give me a minute....

Feel that?

Buy one, get one?

10 points awarded.

Happy Thanksgiving.

I'm pretty sure your entire state is black so GFY.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours too . Thank you likewise for the 10 points , Good evening good sir .

My Bible has a black cover.

That’s cause you watched too many Oprah movies.

Gayer'n aids.

Leave your beard outta this.

Try opening it.

I did trim it recently.

Get real.

It looks worse now.

I have the best beard I ever saw on an Eskimo.

So I got that going for me.....which is nice.

Beards are for hobos.

I better go shave...

A lace teddy.

Lynn

You have been to my house. Drank my beer.

What about that experience made you think I am not a hobo?

No stockings?

You let me drink your beer.

Touché.

*gulp*

a slave

OMG the yeet cannon. Definitely the blackest firearm you can buy.

Let the holidays begin!

It had to be a pair of Platform shoes I bought before going in the Army, 1971. They looked good with my bell-bottom pants. My somewhat long hair at the time helped. After I came home from boot camp, with a shaved head, the whole "ensemble" lost alot of its appeal! lol

Newport’s and thunderbird……..
Did kools and md 2020.

Loretta the Mountain Cur

Myself and a bunch of MP's at Ft. Sam Houston used to get off shift at 11:30 at night and we'd always be hungry when we got off. I had a car so I would drive at least one of the brothers with me to a Church's fried chicken out the south gate on New Braunfels road and go about 2 miles to Nevada street and a couple of more blocks east and there was a Churches. We always walked in with one of the brothers and we never go hassled. Typically we were still wearing a uniform of some type (class b khaki's with no MP brassard) We were never refused service but we were regular customers and we always bought a lot of chicken. This was 1973 and 1974 by the way. It was a great time to be in San Antonio. It's my understanding that Nevada St. is now MLK Blvd.

kwg

Cajun is Black?

I had one last year. It was pretty good. I wouldn’t hesitate to buy one again.

I've heard about these. Hearing you can only find them at our base commissaire

yes I know the place remodeled a house near there back in 08.

They aint bad, been hot smoking mine around 300-325 though on the bge with the creole injector and seasoning on the skin. Can get a crispy skin without having to fry. Gotta be a little healther anyway. Tastes better to me done this way.

No, just blackest...

A Labrador Retriever. His name is Earl.

Yep, smoking is much better. Getting me one of those Popeye's birds today though, want to try it.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?...mageHoverTitle&form=IGRE&first=1

Socks and t-shirts

Booze and smokes.

India ink.

Back in junior high school we used it making mechanical drawings.

Probably not a thing any more?

Very.

Not all locations have them.

LeRoy , my all black 06 Chevy Silverado duramax! Black on black looking out of black.

https://www.amazon.com/Dolemite-Collection-Bigger-Badder-Widescreen/dp/B00005V4Y4

So black, it was delivered to my house on a stolen bicycle.

Says keep frozen or refrigerated then it says to heat?

Which is it?