"Hope at Christmas"

A teacher tries to make christmas extra special for Sydney and her young daughter. ( Drama , 120 Mins.)


Teacher Fuggs the living schit outta Sydney eventually.
Buys kid some presents.

Ho Boy, off we go now!

Too bad Siskel and Ebbert are dead. They would have given your review 2 thumbs up!

I loved the one where the baby fell down in the Well and Santas sister saved the baby - I cried my eyes out over that one . And many others .
I always wear one of my whacky Christmas sweaters when watching Lifetime even if it's not Christmas .

I loved the one where the baby fell down in the Well and Santas sister saved the baby - I cried my eyes out over that one . And many others .
I always wear one of my whacky Christmas sweaters when watching Lifetime even if it's not Christmas .

I loved the one where the baby fell down in the Well and Santas sister saved the baby - I cried my eyes out over that one . And many others .
I always wear one of my whacky Christmas sweaters when watching Lifetime even if it's not Christmas .

I'll watch the ones with Alicia Witt...

Hahaha!!!!

Same damned script for 478 movies, all they do is change the names and locations (sometimes). I know, because my wife watches everydamned one of them. Same casts, even.

TFF!!!

Me and Slumlord were talking about these movies today.

He is a huuuuuuuuge fan of em too.

Subjugated to em like you it seems.


LOL!!!

Is she HOT????

Maybe I can get her to star in one my versions???
LOL!!!

Courtney has a car breakdown on the way home for christmas after a hectic week at the adverstising agency.
She finds out the mechanic takes cash only and she only has a credit card.

After an nonstop hard fughing , Courtney swallows the goo, and is able to make it home for Christmas just in time.

It would be very easy to write a Hallmark Christmas movie. Quaint little town in the North country is dying out, and a rich New Yorker is going to buy it and turn it into a resort for rich folks. Girl who runs runs the cookie store (something that 50% of Hallmark Christmas movies have) is refusing to sell, and is counting on the extra money from Christmas cookie sales to help her keep her store open. Rich New Yorker sends his top man down there to seal the deal. He meets girl in cookie shop, eats a cookie, proclaims it as the best cookie he's ever had. Then he falls for girl, and her for him. She then finds out he is the one that has come to buy the town, and she gets all hurt, cries, and tells him off. Meanwhile, he calls rich New York boss, tells him off, negotiates deal for big New York store to buy all the Christmas cookies the cookie shop can bake, and saves the town. The girl finds out at the towns annual Christmas tree lighting, and realizes she loves guy and guy loves her. They look in each others eyes, it starts snowing (it always does snow at this point in any Hallmark Christmas movie). they kiss, and the town is saved.

Girl crashes car into fence

Gets amnesia

Gets railed by veterinarian until she regains her memory

Nobody gives a shît

The end

Oh, and don’t forget hallmark always has magic negro cinematic/literary device

Imparts wisdom to ignorant white people and operates the only christmas tree sale lot in small vermont town

So I should have no issue finding this on porn hub??

Just search “Yule log”

Isn’t that the Kurt Russel/Goldie Hawn movie minus the boat and the orphans?

Dude eats chicks cookie, makes her do spit BJ on him.
Dude 3 holes her for about 45 mins.
ATM, PTM, Hard fast 6 pack action ( 2 in the pink,1 in the stink)

Chick gets contract for cookies.

Town of bums is saved.....

XNXX....
LOL!!!

LOL

James Jr., that is an helluva great story. If I were not retired, I'd make a couple of calls and get you a meeting with Hallmark's Exec. Story Editor so you could pitch the story to him.

You'd only have to make one small but important change but it would assure you a sale.



That ending wouldn't work. Here is how you should rewrite the ending.

"They look in each others eyes, it starts snowing (it always does snow at this point in any Hallmark Christmas movie). The girl finds out at the towns annual Christmas tree lighting, and realizes she loves the guy and starts to kiss him but he avoid her kiss. Instead he shakes her hand and the New Yorker says, 'I want you to meet my wife, Harold. He just loves your cookies!,' and the town is saved." The perfect Hallmark Christmas script.

Thank me later.

L.W.

Lacy Chabert and Candace Cameron!

I always ask my wife, "haven't you seen this one?" She says no, so I tell her the story line, it's not hard to figure out, lol.

Wife is watching one right now. Lifetime channel. Love the fake snowflakes.

Hallmark has gone woke.

About 11½ months ago, I saw Hallmark Christmas movies summed up as 30 movies, 1 plot, 40 different actors. Seems about right.

Ya, you can always tell the fake snow. It blows up/left/right everywhere but down! Then when it lands it sets there and does nothing.

In real cold weather people are sniffling and snot drops are hanging on their nose and everybody is slipping ans sticking their hands somewhere to get warm.

Dang James , that short story made me shed a few tears . Again ..

Why did I know this was coming.

HEY NOW, DO NOT DISPARAGE Overboard. That movie is good. Has a line I quote all the time. "Billy, there is a God and he loves me".

Rolling on the floor here!

The good thing is you can watch with your kids and not worry about indoctrination.

They’re killin me!!!!!!!

I'd beat my kids if they watched crap like that

They take too much time away from Murder She Wrote and Diagnosis Murder.

They could do away with them and put on some freakin' Columbo reruns or something at least. Maybe Cannon, with his Lincoln.

They have homos on there now, unless that doesn’t count.


"Diversity and inclusion is a top priority for us and we look forward to making some exciting programming announcements in the coming months, including announcements about projects featuring LGBTQ storylines, characters, and actors," said George Zaralidis, VP of network program publicity at Hallmark's parent company, Crown Media Family Networks, in a statement. "We are committed to creating a Hallmark experience where everyone feels welcome."

Let us not forget Matlock.

Jake and The Fatman?

OK, them too.

That Murder She Wrote program ran for a lot of years. That Angela Lansbury kept a lot of actors in work.

Used to be that the only Negro in a Hallmark movie would be a person of influence or position......police chief, mayor, or doctor. Now, they're often one of the love interests of the story. Saw one that was on the other day in which the main characters were an interracial couple. I told my wife that if I catch her watching that one, I'll make her sit and watch The Searchers with me10 times in a row.

I don't watch 'em. I bought the wife her own TV, and put it in another room. I'll watch "anyfuggin'thing else" and she watches her crap TV, She gets pissed when I tell her the plot after watching 4 seconds of "her show", It REALLY pisses her off when I'm right.

One of the dumbest of the Hallmark Christmas movies was the one with a setting in Memphis, and it was about Graceland and Elvis........which was not the dumb part, by the way. The dumb part was all the snow at Christmas..................when, in fact, did Memphis ever have a white Christmas with a foot of snow........lol.