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"Hope at Christmas"
A teacher tries to make christmas extra special for Sydney and her young daughter. ( Drama , 120 Mins.)
Teacher Fuggs the living schit outta Sydney eventually.
Buys kid some presents.
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Ho Boy, off we go now! 
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"Hope at Christmas"
A teacher tries to make christmas extra special for Sydney and her young daughter. ( Drama , 120 Mins.)
Teacher Fuggs the living schit outta Sydney eventually.
Buys kid some presents.
Too bad Siskel and Ebbert are dead. They would have given your review 2 thumbs up!
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I loved the one where the baby fell down in the Well and Santas sister saved the baby - I cried my eyes out over that one . And many others .
I always wear one of my whacky Christmas sweaters when watching Lifetime even if it's not Christmas .
I loved the one where the baby fell down in the Well and Santas sister saved the baby - I cried my eyes out over that one . And many others .
I always wear one of my whacky Christmas sweaters when watching Lifetime even if it's not Christmas .
I loved the one where the baby fell down in the Well and Santas sister saved the baby - I cried my eyes out over that one . And many others .
I always wear one of my whacky Christmas sweaters when watching Lifetime even if it's not Christmas .
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
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I'll watch the ones with Alicia Witt... 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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I loved the one where the baby fell down in the Well and Santas sister saved the baby - I cried my eyes out over that one . And many others .
I always wear one of my whacky Christmas sweaters when watching Lifetime even if it's not Christmas .
I loved the one where the baby fell down in the Well and Santas sister saved the baby - I cried my eyes out over that one . And many others .
I always wear one of my whacky Christmas sweaters when watching Lifetime even if it's not Christmas .
I loved the one where the baby fell down in the Well and Santas sister saved the baby - I cried my eyes out over that one . And many others .
I always wear one of my whacky Christmas sweaters when watching Lifetime even if it's not Christmas . Hahaha!!!!
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Same damned script for 478 movies, all they do is change the names and locations (sometimes). I know, because my wife watches everydamned one of them. Same casts, even.
You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.
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Same damned script for 478 movies, all they do is change the names and locations (sometimes). I know, because my wife watches everydamned one of them. Same casts, even. TFF!!! Me and Slumlord were talking about these movies today. He is a huuuuuuuuge fan of em too. Subjugated to em like you it seems. LOL!!!
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I'll watch the ones with Alicia Witt... Is she HOT???? Maybe I can get her to star in one my versions??? LOL!!! Courtney has a car breakdown on the way home for christmas after a hectic week at the adverstising agency. She finds out the mechanic takes cash only and she only has a credit card. After an nonstop hard fughing , Courtney swallows the goo, and is able to make it home for Christmas just in time.
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It would be very easy to write a Hallmark Christmas movie. Quaint little town in the North country is dying out, and a rich New Yorker is going to buy it and turn it into a resort for rich folks. Girl who runs runs the cookie store (something that 50% of Hallmark Christmas movies have) is refusing to sell, and is counting on the extra money from Christmas cookie sales to help her keep her store open. Rich New Yorker sends his top man down there to seal the deal. He meets girl in cookie shop, eats a cookie, proclaims it as the best cookie he's ever had. Then he falls for girl, and her for him. She then finds out he is the one that has come to buy the town, and she gets all hurt, cries, and tells him off. Meanwhile, he calls rich New York boss, tells him off, negotiates deal for big New York store to buy all the Christmas cookies the cookie shop can bake, and saves the town. The girl finds out at the towns annual Christmas tree lighting, and realizes she loves guy and guy loves her. They look in each others eyes, it starts snowing (it always does snow at this point in any Hallmark Christmas movie). they kiss, and the town is saved.
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Girl crashes car into fence
Gets amnesia
Gets railed by veterinarian until she regains her memory
Nobody gives a shît
The end
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Oh, and don’t forget hallmark always has magic negro cinematic/literary device
Imparts wisdom to ignorant white people and operates the only christmas tree sale lot in small vermont town
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"Hope at Christmas"
A teacher tries to make christmas extra special for Sydney and her young daughter. ( Drama , 120 Mins.)
Teacher Fuggs the living schit outta Sydney eventually.
Buys kid some presents.
So I should have no issue finding this on porn hub??
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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"Hope at Christmas"
A teacher tries to make christmas extra special for Sydney and her young daughter. ( Drama , 120 Mins.)
Teacher Fuggs the living schit outta Sydney eventually.
Buys kid some presents.
So I should have no issue finding this on porn hub?? Just search “Yule log”
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Girl crashes car into fence
Gets amnesia
Gets railed by veterinarian until she regains her memory
Nobody gives a shît
The end Isn’t that the Kurt Russel/Goldie Hawn movie minus the boat and the orphans?
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It would be very easy to write a Hallmark Christmas movie. Quaint little town in the North country is dying out, and a rich New Yorker is going to buy it and turn it into a resort for rich folks. Girl who runs runs the cookie store (something that 50% of Hallmark Christmas movies have) is refusing to sell, and is counting on the extra money from Christmas cookie sales to help her keep her store open. Rich New Yorker sends his top man down there to seal the deal. He meets girl in cookie shop, eats a cookie, proclaims it as the best cookie he's ever had. Then he falls for girl, and her for him. She then finds out he is the one that has come to buy the town, and she gets all hurt, cries, and tells him off. Meanwhile, he calls rich New York boss, tells him off, negotiates deal for big New York store to buy all the Christmas cookies the cookie shop can bake, and saves the town. The girl finds out at the towns annual Christmas tree lighting, and realizes she loves guy and guy loves her. They look in each others eyes, it starts snowing (it always does snow at this point in any Hallmark Christmas movie). they kiss, and the town is saved. Dude eats chicks cookie, makes her do spit BJ on him. Dude 3 holes her for about 45 mins. ATM, PTM, Hard fast 6 pack action ( 2 in the pink,1 in the stink) Chick gets contract for cookies. Town of bums is saved.....
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"Hope at Christmas"
A teacher tries to make christmas extra special for Sydney and her young daughter. ( Drama , 120 Mins.)
Teacher Fuggs the living schit outta Sydney eventually.
Buys kid some presents.
So I should have no issue finding this on porn hub?? XNXX.... LOL!!!
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Girl crashes car into fence
Gets amnesia
Gets railed by veterinarian until she regains her memory
Nobody gives a shît
The end LOL
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It would be very easy to write a Hallmark Christmas movie. Quaint little town in the North country is dying out, and a rich New Yorker is going to buy it and turn it into a resort for rich folks. Girl who runs runs the cookie store (something that 50% of Hallmark Christmas movies have) is refusing to sell, and is counting on the extra money from Christmas cookie sales to help her keep her store open. Rich New Yorker sends his top man down there to seal the deal. He meets girl in cookie shop, eats a cookie, proclaims it as the best cookie he's ever had. Then he falls for girl, and her for him. She then finds out he is the one that has come to buy the town, and she gets all hurt, cries, and tells him off. Meanwhile, he calls rich New York boss, tells him off, negotiates deal for big New York store to buy all the Christmas cookies the cookie shop can bake, and saves the town. The girl finds out at the towns annual Christmas tree lighting, and realizes she loves guy and guy loves her. They look in each others eyes, it starts snowing (it always does snow at this point in any Hallmark Christmas movie). they kiss, and the town is saved. James Jr., that is an helluva great story. If I were not retired, I'd make a couple of calls and get you a meeting with Hallmark's Exec. Story Editor so you could pitch the story to him. You'd only have to make one small but important change but it would assure you a sale. " ... They look in each others eyes, it starts snowing (it always does snow at this point in any Hallmark Christmas movie). they kiss, and the town is saved." That ending wouldn't work. Here is how you should rewrite the ending. "They look in each others eyes, it starts snowing (it always does snow at this point in any Hallmark Christmas movie). The girl finds out at the towns annual Christmas tree lighting, and realizes she loves the guy and starts to kiss him but he avoid her kiss. Instead he shakes her hand and the New Yorker says, 'I want you to meet my wife, Harold. He just loves your cookies!,' and the town is saved." The perfect Hallmark Christmas script.  Thank me later.  L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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