So, we've all read about Duck911's ability to win gambling. He cleaned house last weekend.

This is the thread where we hear about those bets BEFORE the big game.

Me, well, a loudmouth at work offered 10-1 that the Chiefs would win straight up. He balked at $100 from me, so I've got $10 on Brady and will win $100 if Tampa Bay wins.

I don't necessarily think Tampa Bay will win, but for 10-1 I'm taking Brady in a Superbowl, at home every day ending in "Y."


What do you guys have for action?

I'll give 1,000 to 1 odds that I won't be watching the NFL next weekend.

I dont gamble or otherwise bet on things.

I will be eating lots of silly food however.

FIXT.,

#closingbigdealsathighendsteakhouses

You seem to have a fetish for pavement apes, goalie.

KC has the better coach, team, def and off line, recievers and QB.

Now, if i could just figure out how the NFL would best benefit and how Las Vegas would win the most money, i could make a sure fire bet.

If you had a few million you could go to Las Vegas and find out who would win.

I bet 100-1 odds this will be the lowest viewership of any Super Bowl since 1985.

I have a 2-tease= Tampa+9.5 and the over 50

I won't be watching.

But I'm taking that bet.

Y'all just mean.

Mean t' wabi, varmintdude, and the duck.

Just mean I tell you.

That being said, I'd take that same action goalie, every day all day long even if it rains.

Heck, I'm a Sharks fan, and I'd bet 10 :100 that they make it to the Cup final this year. $10 hardly buys a good burger and donut for lunch.

Bradyisgonnawinbookit#

hahaha

KC will be missing both starting tackles on the O-line.
That’s a pretty big deal against the formidable Tampa front.

Don't forget, with Trump gone, the NFL is cool again.

We need alt-Duck911 to post about the official NFL dessert coffee.

Ahhhh yes, the bitter old c*unt that loathes the NFL yet feels compelled to open and comment on every NFL thread.

At least you’re a consistent, bitter old c*nt.

Action????
For the super bowl.
TB by a FG in OT!!!

Big bag of fritos scoops and 2 cans of french onion dip.

And a big Bottle of Coke.

Ojos Locos is having their grand opening Sunday for the super bowl, my son's girlfriend will be working there and will save a table for me so I can take Vinah. will be pulling for the QB from Tx.

https://ojoslocos.com/locations

Arroz con pollo and somewhere between 8-10 bourbon and gingers.

#lowbudget

#pitiful


#lmao


#epicfarts

#southwest2VarmintGuyparty

#$129oneway


#dad...son

Full pot of dessert coffee on da' burner.

I’m betting Brady by 14.

I’m pretty sure that was the most viewed SB in history.

If you choose to watch the game...your tv, your rules, enjoy.

I choose not to watch.

Hope everyone watching takes pride in watching a bunch of overpaid idiots take a knee in protest of the country that afforded them the opportunity to become wealthy for no other reason than the ability to run fast and catch a ball.

You can bet on a game and not watch.

You’re going to see the results regardless.

Walmart and the NFL


That’ll be the day by-god.


Me and The Boy might head up to Silverton to try and get a couple thousand rounds of 9mm for $600. Maybe $575 if I can jew him down.

Remsen is gonna kick your ass

Roger I can't help but be impressed by your ability to turn any thread into an I'm banging a 20 year thread.

😂😂😂

She's 36

Duck911 must have a lot of betting going on. C'mon, tell us what irons you've got in the fire!!!!!!

Your old ass ain't tappin' that.

Get real.

Have you heard about his time at MCRD?

LOL

Cousin?

I wonder if we were there at the same time??

i bet i won't be watching it.

Going to run over the Kingsville and help her with some stuff around noon.

lol, I'll get a wheelchair with a v8.

I have decided, that I think, Duck is a poof !

Oh, & a habitual liar !

YMMV

Duck is a liberTARDian

I'll put one bill on the Bears.

This one time at telephone answering camp .......

Duck, we need your predictions/bets so we can be impressed after the game!!!

Which one does Jay play for? That's where my money is going.

I love everyone on this site (other than the leftist trolls and the idiot who hunts cattle), so y'all can be assured that while I'm an imposing physical specimen, along the lines of a circumcised Goliath with exceedingly effective fighting skills, I would never hurt anyone here. I happen to be a big fan of Slumlord's (in part, because I aspire to be an actual slum lord one day), so I applaud his nod to my people.

Shalom!


or Shazam, or whatever...
🤔

Someone hunts cattle?!?!?!

WTF

someone smarter than me might be able to find the picture?

#ClosingBigDealsAtHighEndSteakHousesSippingSophisticatedDessertCoffeeWithPinkyInTheAir

Very nice Remsen!!! you're okay in my book

Um, who is that?????

Ron "the chunt" cluless - Sharpthings/DIY guy & many other disparaging poachers !

Shooting a cow isn’t ever a good look. Posing behind it for the hero pic AND posting it screams “I’m a gigantic douche”

I forget his handle, don't think he has posted in a long time. He was also accused of being a poacher & scammer if I recall correctly.
2 new 99's nailed it!

pics or it didn't happen...

Your Ambien slammin' ass ain't banging that chick.

You're just movin' her furniture.

You put that guy next to safariman, and it's a d-bag toss-up. Yeah, he's that big of a douche bag.

That's an insult to douche bags.

Boom, there it is.

Movin' her "furniture" might just be a good thing.

lmao, not today just hanging out.

Haven't watched a game all year but I might go to a Super Bowl party just for the 7 layer bean dip.

Looking good, Rog. You workin out?

Cutler 'gon crush the competition.

LOL, yeah, he workin out !!

Workin out how ta get missy outta her gear & onto hes shifter !

Then the workout continues.



Sheesh,

Hold into the wet spot.

Have lost a little over twenty lbs.

Your new sig line?

Bout fugged himself to death...

Good for you.
👍

Like a bull in a pasture full of cows?

No time for eatin', just fuggin.

I Roger's case, maybe some work and beer drinkin' too.

He gonna need some Gatorade.

And oysters.

Still no betting prediction from Duck?????

Those can't be released until Monday.

Shave your back?

Remsen - Do you have that pic of him in his homemade heater body suit? The one where he's facing forward?

hahaha I love that one!!

Looks like a camo sponge bob square pants!

You'd think someone who's literally posted dozens of times about his betting exploits would jump on in.

It's not like he keeps his betting secret.......

Maybe his genius cannot be shared with peasants?

Exactly.

KC by 3

#CinnamonCaramelMochaLatte

It’s PA hick. See his women thread.

Without a doubt

I thought the duck died from the China flu.

It is so confusing. Rest in peace Duck.

Prop bets that are locks:

Brady pass completion % = 62.5% at -130;

Brady total interceptions 0.5, at -137.

Where's the Duck???? He's gotta fill us in with more than a drive by "I won 50k on the game" in a post on Monday.

I think he is out of the country closing an international business deal on some super top secret telephone tech.

Ill take detroit lions and 3

She's out, getting waxed !

Man, it's getting close.

How can we be wowed if he waits until after the game to tell us the bets?!?!????

'cause she can't bullshit us, if she tells us, before !

Purposely avoiding this? He was on last night.

Keep it bumped. Maybe he just missed it.

Man, he must be too busy placing bets to fill us in.

I'm sure we'll get an update soon.

It would be one thing if he was quiet and private in regards to his betting.

But he's far from it. He's always bragging about how much he's won, so it can't be a secrecy thing.


It could be a bullshiit thing though.......like the double ace golf story.

Who knows?!?!???

Probably at a high end steakhouse slamming some dessert coffee while a potential client gets smashed.

Consulting with safariman.

LOL

He's a pussy and full of shiet.

At just the right moment he will get the intoxicated client to agree to terms and “seal the deal.”

LEFT JAB!

Or perhaps a shared after dinner drink back at the northern European inspired chalet.


The chalet of cock.

Hold on I feel like the stupidest person on 24cf... this mf duck really “hunted” cattle that picture real?!?

No.

That’s not Duck. They are two different people.

And both have an extra chromosome.

He could be re-wiring his laser flashlights.

LOL

Y... or Z. ?

I root for the team that scores the points that match my square.

I learned a long time ago (to my detriment) not to bet against that upstart Brady.

Let’s not forget golf is a big money maker for Duck.

Haven’t heard schit about that either.

LOL

That’s ShartThings a whole different kind of idiot.

I'm still in awe that someone shot cattle with a bow.

Then thought, "gee, I should get a picture taken with my cattle kill."

Then thought putting said picture on a hunting forum was a good idea.

Dude is obviously the culmination of some super secret experiment gone awry...

.....or the top of a family tree that looks like a telephone pole.

Somebody’s had to have popped him one in the eye for bragging about it too. I would if someone at the pub was talking about how awesome fast a muzzy bleed a cow

Go to the bow hunting forum and read about his exploits. There epic... Oh and he’s a known poacher.

Apologies!

I fly by here briefly once every few days anymore. Didn't see this post until now.

I know you are all more interested in just fuggin' around and trolling, but for the 2 or 3 out there who are actually curious.....

Super Bowl..... Most of the bets I have on the table are free bets and promo bets. It is actually the one event I don't heavily bet on. The 2 week layoff and media mayhem makes it unpredictable and volatile. I spend a significant amount of time handicapping and my bets are all researched and based on significant data crunching. SB does not really work well with this approach.

I have.... I guess, $100 cash on the SB on Sunday, plus about $500 in free/promo bets. It's more about a day grilling with buddies.

NHL, on the other hand, has been HIGHLY lucrative to start the season. FLA PP vs NSH PK 2 nights ago made 2 truck payments. Vegas tonight vs Kings, huge profit.

MON vs VAN and MON vs OTT........... Stupid money, all season.

I'd suggest Petry o.5 +/- +158 on Fanduel tomorrow if anyone here plays and is watching. The value on that bet is STUPID. Hit the exact same bet yesterday.

Cheers,





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Seriously.............

Hammer Petry +/- tomorrow.

It has been CASH this year and so many of us are making a killing on it.

So by now all you dipchits should know that whatever cattle rape thread you all latched onto has nothing to do with me.

Glad that is settled. DUMBFUGGS.

As for golf...

I have Koepka Top 10, Zalatoris top 20, and cashed a few early 3 ball bets in the first day. A few other bets as well.

With my early 3 ball cashes, I can't to worse than triple my cash. Good week of golf!

Jeebus....you are such a dipschit clam.

BULL CHIT! Just like that 2x fighter ace you played golf with..

Don’t spend that $84 in one place big money hustla!

Yer an idiot, and know nothing about betting. I won $284 plus my $200 stake back on that bet, Dumbazz

I'm a die hard Seahawks fan but haven't watched that sh*t for several years, just can't deal with the unAmerican BS. I plan to spend time with dogs on Sunday and probably throw something on the grill but I won't be watching that game. There you have it!

Classic horse schit.

LOL

Wow...

Duck ain't dead from the rona.

Anyone taking bets?

2x fighter Ace!

LOL

You'd think someone with such advanced financial acumen wouldn't have to finance a truck.

Was it a new or used truck?

Chevy or Ford F-150?

A used yellow Uberlanche. Came with a mile of kevlar cable and a cooler for shipping transplant organs.

I don't really get Duck's betting predictions. Who did he predict to win the Super Bowl?

I hope you're kidding.

My wife has had a "no vehicle payment" policy for, well, ever.

I can't complain, I get the toys I want (eventually), but marrying a CPA had me on a leash for a while.

Laugh all ya want, I can't hear you over the sound of the ocean at my condo in Kona.......


#trophyhusband

#doubleacesaluting

He went out on a limb and said the team with the future hall of fame QB would win.

It’s the only sporting event he does not bet heavily on.

LMFAO

Love that he threw in a day grilling with buddies. As if he has any.

Ya think he makes the double ace flip burgers and fetch drinks????

Only a brokedigk places less than $1000 bet. You’re a sad little snowflake , Duck
L
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A truck payment? Those are for chumps

I won't judge the payment. If you need a truck to work, it is what it is I guess.

I will, however, make an assertion that if you're not debt free (you have a truck payment), maybe you would be better of focusing on getting debt free and not gambling.

#notimpressed

#srill waiting for the Super Bowl bet

You’d think a guy that rich and smart could throw the hoi~polloi a bone every now and then

dose
wow a really big time player! Are one of those dooshbags who hold up the line at the supermarket looking for change to buy a 2 dollar lottery ticket?

I won a 100 times more than that in the stock market yesterday lmao

I know right?

Congrats. As did I. Market has been on fire.

Betting is a hobby for me. I like the analysis, data research, and comradery. Some bets I make are $20. Some are $200. Some are 4 digits. Since you have no real betting insight to add here, I could give a chit less what you think.

The game result is a coin flip. I am not betting on the money line (aka: winner) of this game. I don't like the lines that are posted and the payout is thin compared to the risk ("minus expected value" "-EV")

I mostly bet derivatives on NFL anyway.

Had the cash, I'm but lost it betting on a midget mud wrestling match the night before.

Da Duck is in Da Howwwwse

Do you really think anybody buys your bullschit?

Off the horn with the goat

LOL


perfect

Sam is a national treasure, and I don't mean to step on his brilliant filmmaking, but...

I like the Duck of Death and am not trying to pile on, but when he wouldn't declare his pick for the football game tomorrow it reminded me of something that happened when I was the macher closing big wall street deals. It was 1998 (I had to google the deal to remember when it happened: https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB888852288204262500). I was working at a smaller NYC law firm that was your classic NY Jew lawyer firm...where the white shoe firms were all about being proper and by the book (think Mitt Romney as a lawyer), my firm was 99% Brooklyn guys who would do whatever it took to get things done in the way the client wanted.

The partner on the deal, Steve Wolosky (https://www.olshanlaw.com/attorneys-Steve-Wolosky.html), was probably the smartest and most ruthless negotiator I've ever met and he was really getting annoyed with the lawyers for the company our client was acquiring (we represented WHX in the acquisition off Handy & Harman). Those lawyers were at Skadden, a firm that at the time was probably the top big firm for mergers and acquisitions, and Steve hated them.

So...because the deal was being financed with a private debt offering, and Handy & Harman was a public company that had not yet filed its quarterly report with the SEC at the time of the deal, we needed H&H to file an 8K with the upcoming quarterly results so we could then incorporate those numbers into the 144A private placement document that was being used to pitch the debt to investors. We got on a call with Skadden, their accountants (I think it was KPMG), H&H, the SEC and a few other interested parties to finalize the plans for the 8K filing.

Skadden just wouldn't answer a question without a really long, pointless and unhelpful story(much like this post) as to why they weren't going to agree.

At that point, Steve took over the call from me and said "You know what? I love Skaddden. You can ask them to look outside and tell you whether the sky is blue and they'll talk for an hour about the request, then tell you they'll get right back to you after they can discuss it internally, then a few weeks later they'll call you back, finally, and tell you that the sky may or may not have been blue but if you need the answer now they'll have to hire a meterologist and then they'll stick you with the bill."

There was utter silence for a few seconds and the Skadden guys just hung up without saying another word.

That reminds me of how Duck answered the question (and by the way, we actually did have desert drinks at closing dinners, but usually it was port).

The difference is that you, while long winded, sound like you know WTF you're talking about.

Duck, well, he sounds like he googles a lot.......

Duck just a big Ol Bull Chitter

Remsen reminds me of the guy in the movie *The Professional*.

Is he really a lawyer, or an assassin, maybe both?

The question is - “Would you really want to find out?”

LOL

🦫

Sure you did...

Brother Beave, I loved that movie! Alas, the only similarity between that Professional and me is that I assassinate the rules of professional conduct.

#Killer

😬🦫

You are all idiots.

Petry hit his +/- today, as I predicted and had a goal (which I had +114 "to have a point"). DID ANYONE MAKE THAT BET???

Adam Larsson's line was +117 to have o1.5 blocked shots, which he has has in EVERY GAME this year.

And, he did again tonight. Easy money.

Had TOR to win in 60 (tie no bet) and nailed that.

I made $750 as a casual betting hockey fan today, while you all sat here and just posted trash on this thread.

Well done!!!

The funny thing is, for anyone who knows hockey, it is super profitable to bet on and I'd be glad to share some knowledge.

But you are all much more interested in just being d!cks. So, carry on!

Sure you did...

^^^. All made up.^^^

I'm just glad the Rona ain't killed the Duck.

Can't imagine what Sammo's wife puts up with on a weekly basis,

Dude be crazy.

That's my dawg!

The fact is, once someone proves themselves a liar, nobody's going to believe them or take them seriously.

You're a liar.

You didn't play golf at the Air Force Academy course with a double ace while being saluted by everyone.

So, nobody's going to believe you or take you seriously.

You made your bed, you may as well take a nap......

Legit LOL.

Holy schit that ending had me in tears.

Two thumbs up, SamO.

His posts are indicative of a person that reads about betting. But he doesn’t bet.

After giving this much thought I've come to the realization that not only am I an embarrassment to this website, I am an embarrassment to myself.

And for that I am sorry.


However I will continue on with disregard for change.

Dude. Post up another video that last one was awesome.

What dumb ass didn’t take into account were people who been in the military and visited the Air Force academy.. I give a ph uck what post or base you are at. All them golf courses are ran by MWR staffed by NAF (non appropriated funds) employees. None of them could give two chits if it’s a 4 star playing golf or Ed the retired Enlisted guy playing, and they sure in the ph uck aren’t saluting anyone..

Damn......just damn

SMH

Well, there’s that too.

Quoted because my co worker is obviously an idiot, and I want to hear how many tens of thousands of dollars Ducky won.....

I must have missed it, just what was his bet again? Who did he say was going to win?

Oh, Duck only discloses bets AFTER games.

lol, chiefs lost oh well... went to two sports bars, no tables then went to one of my favorite seafood places, only about 5 couples in there. got to watch the game and keep some of the little hearing I have left, it was a good day overall.

You old dumbazzes don't realize that LIVE betting is a "thing" and what most savvy bettors do these days.

I mentioned in another thread that I would not have any real BIG money down on a winner pre-game, and I didn't.

As I posted, I generally don't make pre-game straight money line or O/U bets. I bet live, and in game. I only bet pre-game prop bets.

Probably only 3% of you even understand what I just said, so, I get that the ignorant dipchits here will keep posting up.

ENJOY.

Curtain Call.......

that needs to go viral.

Bearded Cowboy......horse in the background.....corral and fencing in background......talking trash on a call out thread.

It just doesn't get any better.

Sam could make millions if he had a good writer to go along with his adlib, and got serious with a channel.

Funniest schit I've seen on here.......

Sam and Flave have met? I'm hurt.

Only dipshits gamble.

Duck does not gamble.

But he is 100% dipschit.

Ignorance can be cured with education.

You're a liar. That's forever.

Double ace my ass.......

Liar.

DuckO'Douche, well he reminds me, of that phouchtard, Lee24 !

Or, The Accountant !

Bot alert.

Russell Wilson, book it!!

What, nobody wants to be that Russ wins it all this yeah??