he didn't make it over my buddy's fence.

hahaha

Pick up the pace mfer

Thaw him out. Good eats.

The freshness of the meat probably well preserved, just ready for thawing & baking.

I skinned one once thinking to make Possum and sweet potatoes. The smell told me nope, ain't happening.

That takes playing possum to a whole new level.

lol

He’a just faking it

No it’s not good eats ! Tried one once...ONCE !

TFF

LOL!

Good one!

Where's RWE when you need him?

78 or 9, terrible winters for Ky. Some of the worst, a hundred year blizzard, they called it.

Out walking one day & saw a coon frozen solid, covered in a 3/4" thick sheet of clear ice. The possum pic reminded me of this. The coon looked like he'd been just walking along & froze to death mid step, it's mouth open just like the possum. Last gasp I guess.

It was years before we saw any small game other than squirrels after those winters. Thinking that Quail had to be reintroduced & never again was the same. Rabbits as well.

Get well soon.

Huh?

stuck his tongue to the metal and got stuck

if only cold would kill squirrels.

I’ve NEVER been that hungry.

Mission Impossumible.

That’s funny...😂

Happy BDay Rocky 🦫

That was bad, but I still laughed.

Zoologists in the year 3021 will defrost it and ask wtf kind of mammal roamed the neighborhoods and who ate it?

🦫

Price of sloth.

I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs...”

Some other possum must’ve double dog dared him ! 😜

LOL. I’d of damn sure taken ole Hatchet Jack’s Hawken Rifle too !

Never tried possum, but it sounds like they smell like jack rabbit.....

'Possum meat (in my one and only experience) is pale, greasy, and inedible. Jed Clampett may have swooned over how Grannie cooked it, but I am not he.

That’s the same experience I had with it. Just nasty !

He doesn't look like he ever gave up on gittin over that fence. Bit off more'n he could chew, though.

I thought this was going to be a racist thread. Dang.

Got to catch them live, put in a rabbit hutch and feed them sweet for for a couple of weeks to clean out the dead cows, horses and such...

Thump 'em in the head, scaled and scrape like a hog, then gut and cut off the extremities and bake with seweet taters and onions. You hungry enough, they are passable, coon is a lot better.

Check her pocket, I hear sometimes they're loaded.

ROTFLMAO!

Helluva way to go.