China King buffet




Plate 2

almost ready to peeyooke


Renegade is on plate 3, has at least 64 ounces of pink lemonade on board. Lol

Dude, the shrimp?

Lemme guess, wild caught Patagonian and not the Bay of Bengal sewer swimmers?


Nice choice with the implements. Heard those Kyobituta's are hell for stout!


And color coordinated ratchet straps, well done.

#whathafuk did you 'green out'

Lmfao!!!

My fortune...
He is giving his to Coopaloop.

I foresee, redneck tractor races, in the near future !

Ha, ha, didn't even see that !

To busy, makin jealous eyes, at them Huskies.

Is that one tractor for you and one for Kahn?

Livin large !

Rat Meat

Isn't that what it looks like on the way "out"?

Where's the chopsticks?

Haha

2-flusher

Nibble on the drumette on the way back to table?

genos wallpaper


Waiting for the last pic of other diners.
Slumlord nailed it they would be the minivan in the handicap spot.
The big boy is probably taking a big dump inside.

Mama tard and corky brother have already photographed....


We are waiting big boy out....

I can't do the buffet any more... Chinese, Mexican, sushi, whatever! One plate and one plate only.

Does your wife make you clean the toilet? Mine does now!!!

Hit the head before you leave to go home, please!

👍👍👍👍👍

Just got busted. Lol

Will add... it does look good on the plate though!

Stake out ops.


Dude gotta be blowing up that toliet...

Bat meat,,,,,,, fresh from Wuhan.

that looks like high class blowfay grub. no schit lines in the shrimps even. ya'll got it made living in paradise.

Good thing you boys got in there before she did!

Land whale complete with mask, giving you the Eastwood scowl.

Buffet busters

Grimace and Grape Ape

Junior caught up with big pink mama, he rides in the cargo bay of the windstar.

I always get a couple of those rats on a stick, and the Mongolian cat, I mean beef.

Traded lunch for use of renegade’s military discount.

Process the transaction across my AMEX card and get points enough for 1 or 2 free hotel nights.


Sweet.


Will put that discount down on another pistol

Sweet.

Ok ...
This is mom and dad far as I can figure out.

Slumlord got the pic of JR I sent him
Jr went and sat in the back of the mini van.

Think mom was in comms with junior on the toliet.
She watched slumlord snag a pic of her and probably put 2 and 2 together.

We had to do a drive away for me to get the the pic of Jr.
I'm yelling at slumlord drive drive drive, I can get the pic man!!!

He had his eyeballs on us as soon as he came out.
Mom gave him the 411 on da schitter via smart phone.



LOL!!

lowes 10% vets discount has cost me some money lately. going broke saving money.

So you saved $400 and Rene gets gut-buster Chinaman for HIS trouble??

#azzhole

When my buddy needs a big ticket item from Lowe's or HD he makes me go with him to get my military discount.

And I had to school him up on ratchet straps too.



Jeez........

LOL!!!

Ratchet straps

Who can figure out such devices??



Sheesh

You aughta put a fuggin choc-o-late fountain in your house just for him!!

Does that count the courtesy one?

You was eyeballin her chikin inside.

Got her stankeye on you, m'fugger.

Lol.

Dont you jabronis ever take pictures of each other?

Those might have to go in the misc forum.

Hold into the load shift.

Inside she looked like dude from thunder dome with his helmet off.

C19 mask makes her head look big in that pic...


LOL!!!!

Lol

I was texting Ren from the buffet line

Phouc, had ta look dat $hit up !

Yeah, us nosy people in search of humor need to know.
I’ll guess it’s the rainbow pride 4th of July float you’re “just storing”.

Bwahahahahahaha

🤣🤣
Am I close?
😁

Ah, kitty on a stick.

Dang that looks just like the place my hunting pard and I get lunch at after hunting here in Yankee land.

Slumlord is all into the Jules Vern 20,000 leagues under the sea stuff...
LOL!!!!

10 to 1 they have prop scars on their back.

There was a time when Lowes would only do it up to $200.

Hot damn. Is that skewered gopher?

🤣 LMAO. That sweat hog hasn't missed any meals!

Some things are the same regardless of what part of the country you're in. You get the same mini van full of H.R. Pufnstuf/Sigmund and the Sea Monsters characters pull up around here, and dynamite the boofay. God help you if you get in their way. They always have new balance running shoes on too. Sub-cultures rock.

Looks like she stopped caring around the time Nixon was reelected.

Nice "krabs" you scraped up.

How is there not a ring on her finger?!?!?!???

😂

Our 16 yo select baseball team had finished a tournament in Bossier City, La many years ago. Kids were starving so...China Buffet it was. I think it was about 8:30 or so and the bigs had come out to play. OMG. I’ve never seen so many grossly obese people in my life. They must show up and out at all the big buffets late in evening to meet w others similar. Our kids had apparently never seen anything like it. My wife either. Holy smoke.

Ha! That was the first thing I spotted on the plate too. Third world tilapia or some farmed sheite like that, painted orange. LMAO!

Livin' large guys.

Renegade sleep it off on the ride home?

I like it, But it doesn’t like me.

Mist be the mmmmmm-essssss-geeeeeee. Added to make ya eat less.


#bubbleguts
#hotbelly
#firedownbelow
#tummyrumbles
#mudbutts

Oh Fugg.

Lol.

Ah, yes, who can't appreciate the finer things in life now and then? Genuine frozen pollock with red dye #3 with crab guts flavoring along with all manner of other far Eastern delicacies? Props for going easy on the carbs on your 1st plate. R50, you need to resist the rice, noodle and dough based dishes until plate 3 if you want to at least break even. Last time I was at a 'Chinese' buffet was with my brother totally 'faced. Between plates 2 & 3 we both loaded up on piles of 'fresh ocean clams steamed w/scallion and black bean sauce'. Withiin 10 minutes we were both yakking. Him in the restroom and me in the parking lot. Which turned out to be rather advantageous, as it made room for about 3 more plates and couple more rounds of Suffering Bastards. On the way out we see a couple waitstaff at a table on their lunch break eating a pizza from next door. It was perfect. You cats are hilarious. Do keep up the good work, please!

I cant do seafood down here.

I can do steamer clams.
Fried clams with the bellies
Lobster
Haddock
Mahi mahi

Tuna from a can.


No place in the states can do beef or pork bulgogi right with sticky rice.

No going back to the ROK for a 4th time.

Just make do if It is out for consumption at a buffet.

This is the only one in town now.

The other converted to a all you can eat crab leg place.
5 or 6 different types.


Homie dont eat crab.

Man i just woke up 15 mins ago

Andrew Food Coma

Donger need food

#viciouscycle

So you guys bought matching lawn mowers? Cool.

This calls for a betting pool. You should race them

Big Pimping slumlord bought 2.

Him and Mrs Slumlord mowing equals more time to grow green beans for Nana I geuss.

LOL!!!

Renegade scores an easy win on the plate shots.

I have lots of friends who make their living fishing up here. You get a hankerin' for steamers this summer just hit me. It'd be my pleasure to overnight 10 lbs of blue beauties fresh out of the mud for you boys to enjoy. Only catch is a few pics. Dead up. As far as legit bulgogi and authentic, dynamite K food outside the 45th parallel area you spent time serving in, if you ever are local to me I'll treat you to a place or two that'll rival that from the old country. Seriously.

I drove one to his trailer in the lowes parking lot.
Did a couple of circles.
Yelling out Bobby Bouchea!!!!

You can bet there's somebody somewhere complaining that China King Buffet's handicap spots are always full.

Exactly what I was thinking, sort of! lol

In three months Slum will be trading one off for caning supplies.

Greeter tried to put me and slumlord by the service area with all the waitresses going in and out .


Told her I wasnt going to sit by the service station.
Put us some place else.

Made a comment.
" nobody puts baby in the corner.
Ticked off the freakzoid half purple haired slobovian greeter girl.
Only white person working in the whole place.
People at 2 tables were laughing about the baby corner comment.


Dont know why they dont put one of the cute asian kitten waitresses as the greeter.
Seems like common sense to have some eye candy up front instead of some millenial overweight freak...


Better ambiance if such a thing can be had at a chinese buffet one would think.



JMO.....

Still feel pukey lol

Corona vision migraine. Gawd

Seeing stars man

Overloaded my peanut butter and muscadine jelly usual self.

I don’t know renegade eats there 2 or 3 times a week.

Then as soon as a black couple came in she put them by the station.

Lol!!!
Freakazoid greeter got her little power trip fix.

She got laughed at baby corner comment.
That was enough for me.


#spreadinggoodwill
it'swhatIdo

Karen50 did not want to sit in the boof next to the ho chi minh drink refill station. lmao

1st time since the scamdemic started.
Lol!!!

Lol!!!
Nobody puts baby in the corner....

Purple hair bytch......

LOL!!!!

Those little chinee gals in the chinaman buffets are all illegal alien shipping container slaves. If they put one near the door, she might make a break for it.

Lol!!!!

I did a roach job on a house where about 20 of them were housed.

The boss man hauled them to the store in one of those serial killer carpet layer dodge vans.


I was hoping a pillow fight would’ve broken out while I was there. But they all stood out in the yard while crazy white boy spuray Piperonyl butoxide and cypermethrin.

Missa buggaman umake a beeg mess, u breng rocahie wiff u

I dont know, but I suspect after a few years in the buffets, they send them to the jackoff massage parlors. It seems like there's a new crop every time you go to the buffet so they must be doing something with the old ones.

They get realtor license

Sell $495 VA new construction to GI in military town.

Change name to Suzy ‘Young’

Huh. That's got to be pretty odd, closing on a home with the little gal who was bringing you fortune cookies and Diet Pepsi at the Stinking Duck Buffet six months ago.

Them two are just mean.

Good work?

Sheesh.

ps, if you're sending steamer clams......................... I've got some noodles and can make a decent sauce.

Bringing this back up for probably the funniest post on this thread. 😂😂