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Posted By: cclarkblues Ouch! - 04/17/21



https://zimbabweobserver.co.za/2021/04/china-seizes-7221-human-penises-on-cargo-ship-from-nigeria/
Posted By: Tansun Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Wow, OUCH OUCH OUCH, so many questions..... a nother reason to NOT travel to the dark continent.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Chinaman want yard-o-beef transplant
Posted By: CCCC Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Wow - that must represent a lot of transitions.
Posted By: deerstalker Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
where to even begin with questions?
Posted By: High_Noon Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
What the heck do they do with them? Wait... I don't want to know.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
That's just Elkslayer's monthly grocery order.
Posted By: Savage_Hunter Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Castration and/or removal of penises of conquered enemies was not an uncommon practice in Africa centuries ago.
Posted By: JeffyD Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
The Mrs. said it best - "7221? Not enough. They should start cutting them off over here."
Posted By: Paul_M Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Penises from Africa, selling on the "black" market in China. There's a joke in there somewhere.
Posted By: Old Ornery Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Side dish to rocky Mtn oysters and rice.
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
WTF! $160K per dick? What the hell do they use them for?

Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market, and its total value was more than US$1.15 billion, adding that similar seizures may become more common over the next few years as armed groups in Africa turn to organ trafficking to finance their military operations.


Hah! So armed groups are running around shooting people and cutting their dicks off? Where are the human rights people? WTF! Gotta be a genocide going on.
Posted By: Hypocrite Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
That article implies that human peckers are allowed on the open market as long as they were cut off in sanitary conditions.

Dafuq is going on in China?
Posted By: ingwe Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Originally Posted by Savage_Hunter
Castration and/or removal of penises of conquered enemies was not an uncommon practice in Africa centuries ago.



It apparently isn't uncommon now....
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Heck our US Blacks should pay attention. If Biden is letting China pay Blacks to go around shooting Blacks and removing their dicks for sale on the Chinese market in Africa when does Biden give the Chinese a license to do the same here?
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Wow it's worse than we thought.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Chinese+penis+smuggling&t=newext&atb=v264-1&ia=web
Posted By: ingwe Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Originally Posted by rickt300
Heck our US Blacks should pay attention. If Biden is letting China pay Blacks to go around shooting Blacks and removing their dicks for sale on the Chinese market in Africa when does Biden give the Chinese a license to do the same here?



Good point. If Chicago is any indicator they've already been given Carte Blanche to kill each other....


Not that theres anything wrong with that....
Posted By: Osky Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Originally Posted by Hypocrite
That article implies that human peckers are allowed on the open market as long as they were cut off in sanitary conditions.

Dafuq is going on in China?


Well I guess were just not advanced enough here to know?

Osky
Posted By: 5sdad Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
I wonder if they will DICKer over the price? Maybe the purchaser can get a discount if they buy a PECK"er" a bushel of them rather than just a single UNIT. Of course they may be insulted if such is asked for and go off half-COCKed. There is always the chance that the market may become glutted and the price will PETER out.
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Suppose China just offered a $1k bounty for every dick they could cut off in the US, their choice of race.
Posted By: Savage_Hunter Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
African penises on the black market?

You just can’t make this up.
Posted By: RufusG Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Originally Posted by Savage_Hunter
African penises on the black market?

You just can’t make this up.



Crates were labelled as "Plantains" so at least they were trying to keep it somewhat legitimate.
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
We should troll some lefty forums linking that article. They are dumb so explain this is China importing Black dick and someone is getting 160K for each one. Think that might bring out some anti China feelings?
Posted By: WYcoyote Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Black Dicks Matter.

Apparently.

But not to me.
Posted By: CCCC Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
The feminists in Africa must be having big success, and making a buck or two as well.
Posted By: TimberRunner Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Haha, that's satire. Fake news.
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Originally Posted by TimberRunner
Haha, that's satire. Fake news.


Well if you think so try again,

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Chinese+penis+smuggling&t=newext&atb=v264-1&ia=web
Posted By: DMc Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Are there 7221 dudes in China willing to pay $162,000.00 for a black dick? Do you think they go the pigment implant route like Michael Jackson? These guys must be diddling a lot of Chinese women? Must me a lot of easy but "particular" women in China?
Posted By: cclarkblues Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Maybe they just like franks and beans.
Posted By: Ghostinthemachine Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Originally Posted by TimberRunner
Haha, that's satire. Fake news.


Correct.

https://factcheck.afp.com/story-cla...200-penises-originated-satirical-website
Posted By: 16bore Re: Ouch! - 04/17/21
Think “scalps” from the days of Indians. China wants to own Africa....
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Originally Posted by TimberRunner
Haha, that's satire. Fake news.


Correct.

https://factcheck.afp.com/story-cla...200-penises-originated-satirical-website


Yet there is a hell of a penis business in China.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Chinese+penis+smuggling&t=newext&atb=v264-1&ia=web
Posted By: antelope_sniper Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Originally Posted by TimberRunner
Haha, that's satire. Fake news.


Correct.

https://factcheck.afp.com/story-cla...200-penises-originated-satirical-website


Yep:

The hoax originated after World News Daily posted a satire piece related to the recovery of 7,221 human penises from a cargo ship. The website, bearing the motto "Where facts don't matter," headlined the article "Chinese Authorities Seize Over 7,200 Human Penises On a Cargo Ship From Nigeria."
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Originally Posted by TimberRunner
Haha, that's satire. Fake news.


Correct.

https://factcheck.afp.com/story-cla...200-penises-originated-satirical-website


So you trust a fake factchecKer? You think Facebook and Google would fund any site that would tell the truth about China?

We do not seek and have never accepted, directly or indirectly, any funds from unions, partisan organizations or advocacy groups. We do not accept funds from corporations with the exception of Facebook, which provides funding as part of Facebook’s initiative to debunk viral deceptions, and Google, which provided a one-time grant to support our COVID-19 coverage in 2020. Neither corporation seeks nor is given any control over our editorial decisions.

You leftists must be incredibly gullible or just plain stupid.

https://www.influencewatch.org/non-profit/annenberg-foundation/

Another link debunking your commusnist loving factchecker.

https://capitalresearch.org/article/dishonest-fact-checkers/

PYHO you have been made a fool of plenty long enough for you to figure it out.
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Originally Posted by TimberRunner
Haha, that's satire. Fake news.


Correct.

https://factcheck.afp.com/story-cla...200-penises-originated-satirical-website


Yep:

The hoax originated after World News Daily posted a satire piece related to the recovery of 7,221 human penises from a cargo ship. The website, bearing the motto "Where facts don't matter," headlined the article "Chinese Authorities Seize Over 7,200 Human Penises On a Cargo Ship From Nigeria."

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Originally Posted by TimberRunner
Haha, that's satire. Fake news.


Correct.

https://factcheck.afp.com/story-cla...200-penises-originated-satirical-website


Yep:

The hoax originated after World News Daily posted a satire piece related to the recovery of 7,221 human penises from a cargo ship. The website, bearing the motto "Where facts don't matter," headlined the article "Chinese Authorities Seize Over 7,200 Human Penises On a Cargo Ship From Nigeria."



You will need to come up with a legitimate factchecker to say that it is a hoax.

https://capitalresearch.org/article/dishonest-fact-checkers/
Posted By: rem141r Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
i didn't read it. what are they using them for? seems like no matter how big the dick is, you cut if off and it is going to shrink to nothing. kind of like a deflated balloon.

more importantly, why do i give a f uck?
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
In reality the I used this story to show that there is no truth out there. There are so many outlets that covered the story it is incredible. World news daily is a satire news site yet they do also publish stories that are true. I went about trying to prove it is not true and can't find legitimate source debunking or saying it is true. The guy Li Wu, which means in Chinese "gift or present", does exist but as a spokesman for China he is adept at lying?

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Chinese+General+Administration+of+Customs+spokesman%2C+Li+Wu&t=newext&atb=v264-1&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.taipeitimes.com%2Fimages%2F2018%2F07%2F07%2FP01-180707-311.jpg

Zimbabwe news sites are generally crazy BS; https://www.myzimbabwe.co.zw/news . Showing that many of our news sites have gone nuts just like theirs though the content varies. The point is when you can't prove or disprove outrageous stories how can you do the same for stories not so controversial?
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
Why you might GAF, suppose the Chinese put a 1K bounty on White dicks? Would the Biden admin GAF? Or would they pay the bounty out of the 1.5 billion China already gave them?
Posted By: Rock Chuck Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
Now you know what happens if you go visit that Nigerian prince to collect your money.
Posted By: gonehuntin Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
Originally Posted by Paul_M
Penises from Africa, selling on the "black" market in China. There's a joke in there somewhere.


Afrodisiac?? laugh
Posted By: gonehuntin Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
Originally Posted by rem141r
i didn't read it. what are they using them for? seems like no matter how big the dick is, you cut if off and it is going to shrink to nothing. kind of like a deflated balloon.

more importantly, why do i give a f uck?


Supposedly John Dillinger's is in a jar because it was notable.
Posted By: CanadianLefty Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21


This is FALSE. Fake News. Several websites have discredited it. Everyone must fact check before reading these days.

China and many other countries do significantly contribute to poaching and wildlife (and maybe human) body parts trafficking. But this story is false.
Posted By: P_Weed Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
You just can't get anything past the 24 Hour Campfire Pecker-Checkers!
Posted By: T_Inman Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
Originally Posted by rickt300

So you trust a fake factchecKer? You think Facebook and Google would fund any site that would tell the truth about China?

We do not seek and have never accepted, directly or indirectly, any funds from unions, partisan organizations or advocacy groups. We do not accept funds from corporations with the exception of Facebook, which provides funding as part of Facebook’s initiative to debunk viral deceptions, and Google, which provided a one-time grant to support our COVID-19 coverage in 2020. Neither corporation seeks nor is given any control over our editorial decisions.

You leftists must be incredibly gullible or just plain stupid.

https://www.influencewatch.org/non-profit/annenberg-foundation/

Another link debunking your commusnist loving factchecker.

https://capitalresearch.org/article/dishonest-fact-checkers/

PYHO you have been made a fool of plenty long enough for you to figure it out.



Do the phrases "confirmation bias" and "motivated reasoning" ring any bells with you? Every post you make absolutely reeks of them.

You've got the IQ of Forest Gump's retarded neighbor, but with the added inability to stop digging yourself into a hole. Do you and Steve4102 take turns sitting on each other's laps and talking about the first thing to come up? You two have entirely too much in common.
Posted By: P_Weed Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
Can't we all just get along - dong?
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by rickt300

So you trust a fake factchecKer? You think Facebook and Google would fund any site that would tell the truth about China?

We do not seek and have never accepted, directly or indirectly, any funds from unions, partisan organizations or advocacy groups. We do not accept funds from corporations with the exception of Facebook, which provides funding as part of Facebook’s initiative to debunk viral deceptions, and Google, which provided a one-time grant to support our COVID-19 coverage in 2020. Neither corporation seeks nor is given any control over our editorial decisions.

You leftists must be incredibly gullible or just plain stupid.

https://www.influencewatch.org/non-profit/annenberg-foundation/

Another link debunking your commusnist loving factchecker.

https://capitalresearch.org/article/dishonest-fact-checkers/

PYHO you have been made a fool of plenty long enough for you to figure it out.



Do the phrases "confirmation bias" and "motivated reasoning" ring any bells with you? Every post you make absolutely reeks of them.

You've got the IQ of Forest Gump's retarded neighbor, but with the added inability to stop digging yourself into a hole. Do you and Steve4102 take turns sitting on each other's laps and talking about the first thing to come up? You two have entirely too much in common.


I see trying to get you to engage your brain was futile. GFY I never figured you for anything but another jackass. That said considering all the threads here for entertainment purposes and a small amount of real information thrown in I felt it would not hurt to do some fill.
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
Originally Posted by CanadianLefty


This is FALSE. Fake News. Several websites have discredited it. Everyone must fact check before reading these days.

China and many other countries do significantly contribute to poaching and wildlife (and maybe human) body parts trafficking. But this story is false.


Look into those "several" websites, who runs them. That said I can't say just because some phony factchecker "debunks" a story that it is true or not. In fact my main interest was in showing how bad our information is being screwed with. Following this story is a hysterical example of he said she said with the players being numerous. Look at all the bandwidth taken up by this story.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=7221-huma...a&t=newext&atb=v264-1&ia=web
Posted By: AKwolverine Re: Ouch! - 04/18/21
For fücks sake.

“ZIMBABWE OBSERVER
WE TELL THE ZIMBABWE STORY AS IT IS…”

“The Street Wall Journal”

And you guys need to fact check this shiit?

Ya’ll need to go look at some of the links from jag, slappy, and the newest sock ruger4life if you want to have some real entertainment.
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/19/21
Oddly the ZIMBABWE OBSERVER is in digital format only. How many in Zimbabwe even have computers? Do they walk around staring at their phones like people do around here?
Posted By: cclarkblues Re: Ouch! - 04/19/21
I trust the Zimbabwe Observer more than I trust the MSM.
Posted By: fester Re: Ouch! - 04/19/21
What the fuc k? Lol

Gosh dang........

Fricking weird......
Posted By: ConradCA Re: Ouch! - 04/19/21
Were the Chines planning on eating the penises or using them for Chinese medicine?
Posted By: Muffin Re: Ouch! - 04/19/21
Satire...........
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Ouch! - 04/19/21
Originally Posted by Muffin
Satire...........


Nah must be some plot to make the Chinese penis envy issue public.
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