I haven't bowled since 1967

Swam in a pool since 1969?

Anything you haven't done in coon's age?

I haven't had any puss since the Hoover administration.

I haven't played poker for money since?, nigh unto 56 years.

It's been years since I've seen America.

Tried water ski once in about 1972, never again.

Had a private pilot license early 1970's but haven't been up since about '77 or so.

Had a snow machine for a while, tore up a knee in 85 , last time on one.

Wife and I had 4-wheelers for a couple of years. We'd ride them a while, they'd ride us a while, got rid of them.

Rode dirt bikes when the kids were teenagers, scrapes and bruises started taking all the fun out it, quit them in 82.

Most exciting time of all, February 1967-June 1969, finally had to quit, nothing else in my life has been the equal of it:

I played racquetball.

Haven't ridden a motorcycle since 1981, but I keep my license current for "some day..."

Caribou???

It's been a while since I've been a pallbearer. They don't trust me.

Drove a farm tractor, actually farming,1969
Rode a motorcycle, 1972
Water ski 1980

jumped out of airplane while in flight. July 1995.

Hunted small game. When farming practices changed birds and rabbits damn near disappeared.

Haven’t been in a boat or canoe in some time . Don’t know what happened , just got away from fishing for some reason .
Haven’t hunted any small game in quite a while .
Haven’t scouted any new hunting grounds in years .
Haven’t traveled for vacation in a long time .
Dam it !
Kenneth

Haven't driven a tractor in 55 years. Haven't plowed with a team of mules in 55 years. That was when we moved off the farm.

A looong time since I've played a jupe box, or pool.

Down hill skiing, 1990

Can't say as I've ever have played a jupe box. What the heck is it?

Landed on the boat at night and/or in bad weather. THAT’s when you earn your flight pay! 😁

Now I can come home and have a relaxing, LEGAL drink 😊

Been squirted on by a gal in 3 years.

Since I had a whole day off/away from work. Last 3 years have been exceptionally hectic. Keep saying “next year...next year...”.
Work, drink, sleep, repeat.

4 times in less than a year. 50 is the age when all your aunts and uncles start dropping like flies.
Spent three months in critical care waiting rooms with the old man and three times as pall bearer for two aunts and an uncle since Christmas.(less than 4 months)

[bleep] 2021.

Tico’s mom?

Lmao, you know that’s right. Eye for an eye tho, I got revenge.

Tico’s the only kid I know conceived with anal sex.

Oh yeah

Lmao

Why you PM me and want me to post day sheeit? I don’t even know dude.

Tico, I’m sorry.

I thought you had me blocked?

Lol

Why so long? I retired right about that time but still get some jumps in from time to time. Which regiment btw?

It's been years since my wife was frisky and sexually aggressive. Thank gosh for girlfriends.

It's been years since I wore a 32" waist pair of pants.

It's been years since I puked drinking liquor. (Only then because I smoked good weed and cigarettes while drinking said liquor.)

It's been years since I had hair on the top of my nugget.

It's been years since I got into a good bloody fight.

It's been years since I was poor ... and I don't wanna go there again.

It's been years since my kids lived at home ... thank goodness.

It's been years since I put up with unmitigated bullshit from claimed intellectuals and academics ... including my two oldest lawyer daughters and my psychology PhD youngest daughter.

It's been years since I declared myself a political independent and registered as such. Piss on the so-called political parties.

It's been years since my old pal GOD died (acronym for Good Old Dog which my Son named him as a child when he was a puppy, or, vice versa) ... and I miss him. Greatest dog ever ... Blue Healer.

...I've been in Donna.

. . . Since I drove my Woody.

I was in her sister.

Richard, that saying was outlawed because it sounded racist. The new term is possums age.

haven't seen a movie in a theater since 90 or 91.

Since I've pushed a spout in a steel can of oil.

Anybody got some CCI 450’s?

Varget?

Like JNYork, it's now been 50 years since I was shot at every day, but hardly a day since I've thought about it.

It's probably been six years now since I've pulled a trigger. Shooting lost its attraction when I realized it was work while I was writing.

Since I could run a mile.

Since I caught a big yellow cat.

I’ve not rode a motorcycle since 1978.
Played softball since 1980, no bowling since 1975

I've tossed my kids up in the air and caught them. I miss the giggles and the fun of them being younger.

Got drunk on Tequilla. Probably 35 years.That last hang over cured me

You obviously need grandchildren ... just wait, they're even better.

I've done a deep knee bend, Ouch!

Canada even pretended to not be a dictatorship...

Have had no peace and quiet since getting married.

I'm 67.
I haven't downhill or cross country skied since my late 20's. I've still got both sets of ski's though, so who knows.
I haven't used my ML10 for some non-black powder early season muzzle loader hunting for about 15 years. Still have the rifle, so who knows.
I haven't had a ski boat since I was in my late 20's. I keep my eye open for the right one, so who knows.
I haven't fished out of a canoe since I was in my early 20's, but who knows.
There's a lotta people who were friends along the way, but where they are now, who knows.
If anyone knows who knows, lemme know!

Fred got banned....
Free FredIII!

Yes

Viva la Frud!

Yup. Over two years at Phu Cat.