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Been squirted on by a gal in 3 years.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Ranger
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Since I had a whole day off/away from work. Last 3 years have been exceptionally hectic. Keep saying “next year...next year...”.
Work, drink, sleep, repeat.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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It's been a while since I've been a pallbearer. They don't trust me. 4 times in less than a year. 50 is the age when all your aunts and uncles start dropping like flies. Spent three months in critical care waiting rooms with the old man and three times as pall bearer for two aunts and an uncle since Christmas.(less than 4 months) [bleep] 2021.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Been squirted on by a gal in 3 years. Tico’s mom?
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Campfire Ranger
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Been squirted on by a gal in 3 years. Tico’s mom? Lmao, you know that’s right. Eye for an eye tho, I got revenge. Tico’s the only kid I know conceived with anal sex.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I haven't bowled since 1967
Swam in a pool since 1969?
Not started a Walter Brennen thread in 84 days?
Anything you haven't done in coon's age? Oh yeah
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Been squirted on by a gal in 3 years. Tico’s mom? Lmao, you know that’s right. Eye for an eye tho, I got revenge. Tico’s the only kid I know conceived with anal sex. Why you PM me and want me to post day sheeit? I don’t even know dude. Tico, I’m sorry.
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Been squirted on by a gal in 3 years. Tico’s mom? Lmao, you know that’s right. Eye for an eye tho, I got revenge. Tico’s the only kid I know conceived with anal sex. Why you PM me and want me to post day sheeit? I don’t even know dude. Tico, I’m sorry. I thought you had me blocked? Lol
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Regular
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jumped out of airplane while in flight. July 1995. Why so long? I retired right about that time but still get some jumps in from time to time. Which regiment btw? It's been years since my wife was frisky and sexually aggressive. Thank gosh for girlfriends. It's been years since I wore a 32" waist pair of pants. It's been years since I puked drinking liquor. (Only then because I smoked good weed and cigarettes while drinking said liquor.) It's been years since I had hair on the top of my nugget. It's been years since I got into a good bloody fight. It's been years since I was poor ... and I don't wanna go there again. It's been years since my kids lived at home ... thank goodness. It's been years since I put up with unmitigated bullshit from claimed intellectuals and academics ... including my two oldest lawyer daughters and my psychology PhD youngest daughter. It's been years since I declared myself a political independent and registered as such. Piss on the so-called political parties. It's been years since my old pal GOD died (acronym for Good Old Dog which my Son named him as a child when he was a puppy, or, vice versa) ... and I miss him. Greatest dog ever ... Blue Healer.
What you think about, you do ... what you do, you become.
In a nation where anything goes ... eventually, everything will. We're almost there.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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. . . Since I drove my Woody.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Anything you haven't done in coon's age? Richard, that saying was outlawed because it sounded racist. The new term is possums age.
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Campfire Outfitter
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haven't seen a movie in a theater since 90 or 91.
My diploma is a DD214
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Campfire Kahuna
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Since I've pushed a spout in a steel can of oil.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Ranger
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Anybody got some CCI 450’s?
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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Campfire Ranger
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Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Like JNYork, it's now been 50 years since I was shot at every day, but hardly a day since I've thought about it.
It's probably been six years now since I've pulled a trigger. Shooting lost its attraction when I realized it was work while I was writing.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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Since I could run a mile. 
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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