I’m laid up today suffering from a cold.

I tried to convince wifey that is was COVID for a pile of sympathy... No luck with that.

Here’s my symptoms

Sneezing
Tired
Bored
Sneezing

I might be the first member to come down with just a good ol fashion cold in a year.

Pears needed...Jerky or smoked ham will do in a pinch.

Thanks !

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Sounds like what I have, except I have a lot of sneezing.

You’re trying to hone-in on my pears and ham.

Laffin

Get well, you bitch !

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Beaver fever... it's a thing...

Allergies perhaps?

I had one hell of a hangover yesterday morning. I’d have traded it for Covid and probably thrown in a couple bucks if I had too to make the deal. I almost couldn’t drink last night. It was that bad.

Wife won’t let me near it...Say’s if I have the VID, or a cold, she doesn’t want it.

Wimpish Woman

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PS

Glad you’re back, again

Is that like a yeast infection?

That won’t get me any sympathy or gifts. SMH

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Yeah, it is....Make me some biscuits, Jack.

I’m sick !

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We're on the tail end........but way too much sneezing in the blinds in Texas.

Holding in a sneeze is supposedly comparable to getting hit by Evander Holyfield. He ain't all that, though.

Lasted about a week.

Mine was under the weather yesterday, she’s good to go now.

Stay strong you brave bastard...
#hayfeverhero

#beavergotthedrips

It's been nice knowing you.

Jack Daniels cures all ailments, even hangovers

Thanks, TC

I’m hanging on by a thread here.

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That was so last week.

Penicillin works.

LOL

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Felt like poo myself today.Went and got checked for the Wuflu and that's a negative.
She said it could be a bad case of allergies.Just run down,sore throat , but already feel a little better. dunno

#praisethecillin

Thank you, Ken

That cheered me up !

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Ok

GFY

Happy Trails

Be sure to use Kleenex, Nobody likes a drippy beaver.

Too bad about beav, he was onea the good guys.

You need the vaccine Beav. It’s a miracle drug. Plus makes you deathly ill so you’ll forget about your pussy cold.

Sounds like Covid symptoms to me.

RIP in advance

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You first, brother

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Pfft...Kill’n it here with Scotch and nose tampons.

#Survivor
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Wabi is praying for your expedited recovery.....

Wabs would rather claim a sin to skydaddy before hoping I recover.

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Love the sinner hate the sin......

I’d need some ammo, first...Anybody got a hook-up on some 147g 9mm rounds?

Laffin

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A sick beaver is not a good thing......

I think there are over the counter meds to combat post-vaginal drip.

Theo Gallus can step right in to Beaver’s role here (role with Kingston as well) as well as his role with his “special“ partner. No worries and

Happy Trails

Bob, I’m sick, and need to laugh.

Show me your purple baboon ass,,,,,,Please !

LOL

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#depends

I ate Mexican food for lunch and dinner yesterday then washed it down with 10 or so Sculpin IPAs. Been Theo Gallusing all damn day and my arsehole is almost as raw as JimFromTN’s after a Nashville gay pride festival. I’m not having trouble drinking tonight though.

#winning

it does, know from experience.

It’s called a mop...Isle 10

Laffin

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Beave10, maybe if you ate some wood you would feel better.

Sonofabitch !

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Damn! She's cute.......

goldenrod made your throat sore

bobbrown packing some heavy tackle?

haha

Kingston’s been MIA.

Bobby did swing by with some chicken broth.

LMAO

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It's what ails BobBrown. I hear it can be incurable.

Flave looked like he was coming down with it earlier in the week.

I hate when beavers have a cold and drip green mucous.

I think Flave gave me this crud....His tonsils were really inflamed.

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Good enough reason for you to stay gay then ?

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never had a beaver that wasn't warm and juicy... never a cold one.

Kingston prefers the smell of Fresh Eucalyptus On Beaver.

LMAO

Ouch!

You are the master elk!

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That's funny, you thought that was chicken broth......

I got news for you, Chicken broth ain't thick and gooey.

This is why I refuse to send money to those starving kids on tv scam.

They have plenty of food to eat.

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But, but, he said that was just crushed crackers in the soup.

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We used to have the cooks and the drillers line up on Mondays w/ their recently acquired cases of the drip and burns. It was fun to hand them a syringe full of 1.2 million units of thick white CR Bicillin for each hand to warm up for injection and point out the 4" x 14 ga.needle. The white guys accepted it as the price of fun, the non reflectives fainted or ran.

Officers used to get the needle wiped down w. alcohol after getting their temp taken w/ a rectal [red] thermometer. Never piss off Doc.


mike r

JFC, mike !

I feel a lot better now after reading this.

LMFAO

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Eat more Beaver..

And wine a little.

You'll feel better.

Promise

I prefer to think of you as the guy who [bleep] his pants and tells funny stories about it.

LD,
Currently, there is a drought taking place in the beaver dam. Wife won’t allow me to come any closer to her than 6’ft.

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I prescribe two cups of good scotch, then banging your woman stupid across a mattress.

Your Friend,
Dr. Gunther

#lookinthemirrornotpretty

That’s too funny. I couldn’t decide whether gag or laugh out loud. So I did both.