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We used to have the cooks and the drillers line up on Mondays w/ their recently acquired cases of the drip and burns. It was fun to hand them a syringe full of 1.2 million units of thick white CR Bicillin for each hand to warm up for injection and point out the 4" x 14 ga.needle. The white guys accepted it as the price of fun, the non reflectives fainted or ran.
Officers used to get the needle wiped down w. alcohol after getting their temp taken w/ a rectal [red] thermometer. Never piss off Doc.
mike r
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Don't wish it were easier Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that. Craig Douglas ECQC
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We used to have the cooks and the drillers line up on Mondays w/ their recently acquired cases of the drip and burns. It was fun to hand them a syringe full of 1,2 million units of thick white CR Bicillin for each hand to warm up for injection and point out the 4" x 14 ga.needle. The white guys accepted it as the price of fun, the non reflectives fainted or ran.
Officers used to get the needle wiped down w. alcohol after getting their temp taken w/ a rectal [red] thermometer. Never piss off Doc.
mike r
JFC, mike ! I feel a lot better now after reading this. LMFAO š¦«
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog āMolon Labeā
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Iām laid up today suffering from a cold.
I tried to convince wifey that is was COVID for a pile of sympathy... No luck with that.
Hereās my symptoms
Sneezing Tired Bored Sneezing
I might be the first member to come down with just a good ol fashion cold in a year.
Pears needed...Jerky or smoked ham will do in a pinch.
Thanks !
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Eat more Beaver.. And wine a little. You'll feel better. Promise
Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I hate when beavers have a cold and drip green mucous. I prefer to think of you as the guy who [bleep] his pants and tells funny stories about it.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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LD, Currently, there is a drought taking place in the beaver dam. Wife wonāt allow me to come any closer to her than 6āft.
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Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog āMolon Labeā
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I prescribe two cups of good scotch, then banging your woman stupid across a mattress.
Your Friend, Dr. Gunther
Trump Won!
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Campfire Kahuna
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LD, Currently, there is a drought taking place in the beaver dam. Wife wonāt allow me to come any closer to her than 6āft.
š¬š¦« #lookinthemirrornotpretty
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molÉĢĖn labĆ© skĆ½la
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Thatās too funny. I couldnāt decide whether gag or laugh out loud. So I did both.
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