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We used to have the cooks and the drillers line up on Mondays w/ their recently acquired cases of the drip and burns. It was fun to hand them a syringe full of 1.2 million units of thick white CR Bicillin for each hand to warm up for injection and point out the 4" x 14 ga.needle. The white guys accepted it as the price of fun, the non reflectives fainted or ran.

Officers used to get the needle wiped down w. alcohol after getting their temp taken w/ a rectal [red] thermometer. Never piss off Doc.


mike r

JFC, mike !

I feel a lot better now after reading this.

LMFAO

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Eat more Beaver..

And wine a little.

You'll feel better.

Promise

I prefer to think of you as the guy who [bleep] his pants and tells funny stories about it.

LD,
Currently, there is a drought taking place in the beaver dam. Wife won’t allow me to come any closer to her than 6’ft.

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I prescribe two cups of good scotch, then banging your woman stupid across a mattress.

Your Friend,
Dr. Gunther

#lookinthemirrornotpretty

That’s too funny. I couldn’t decide whether gag or laugh out loud. So I did both.