Thank you VERY MUCH for the Laughs I use Goldbond and the True Made for cows Bag Balm. Not the fancy fangled crap they have come out with in the past couple of years I get the Monkey Butt Powder as a joke for co workers. It works as well as the GoldBond.
Dont wear underware... Been all over the fughing planet... Went 53 days birdbathing before desert storm... With only 2 uniforms to rotate.
Have never had swamp azz.
Joe gets swamp azz.
Medic says go free ball mode , foot powder your azz and keep it dry.
Joe stops wearing undergrundies out training or deployed. Joe dont get swamp azz. Joe learned his lessen. Outer clothing will dry. Undergrundies stay moist or wet on your skin way longer.
Makes for some interesting moments when joe gets hit and medics start scissoring or ripping clothing to get at a wound.
Have even heard joe tell docs . Man Im freeballing ... Doc your gonna see my junk
LOL!!!
Joe even when hit, sometimes has a sense of humor. Morbid humour at times ,but still humor.
Dont wear underware... Been all over the fughing planet... Went 53 days birdbathing before desert storm... With only 2 uniforms to rotate.
Have never had swamp azz.
Joe gets swamp azz.
Medic says go free ball mode , foot powder your azz and keep it dry.
Joe stops wearing undergrundies out training or deployed. Joe dont get swamp azz. Joe learned his lessen. Outer clothing will dry. Undergrundies stay moist or wet on your skin way longer.
Makes for some interesting moments when joe gets hit and medics start scissoring or ripping clothing to get at a wound.
Have even heard joe tell docs . Man Im freeballing ... Doc your gonna see my junk
LOL!!!
Joe even when hit, sometimes has a sense of humor. Morbid humour at times ,but still humor.
Willy G and his âspider bitesâ
Staph bacteria swamp ass. Had to get his boils lanced. Nasty fugger
Dont wear underware... Been all over the fughing planet... Went 53 days birdbathing before desert storm... With only 2 uniforms to rotate.
Have never had swamp azz.
Joe gets swamp azz.
Medic says go free ball mode , foot powder your azz and keep it dry.
Joe stops wearing undergrundies out training or deployed. Joe dont get swamp azz. Joe learned his lessen. Outer clothing will dry. Undergrundies stay moist or wet on your skin way longer.
Makes for some interesting moments when joe gets hit and medics start scissoring or ripping clothing to get at a wound.
Have even heard joe tell docs . Man Im freeballing ... Doc your gonna see my junk
LOL!!!
Joe even when hit, sometimes has a sense of humor. Morbid humour at times ,but still humor.
Willy G and his âspider bitesâ
Staph bacteria swamp ass. Had to get his boils lanced. Nasty fugger
Non bathing sour milk smelling mofo. Worse than running behind a KATUSA after a weekend of one em eating 20,000 leagues under the sea schitt and sucking down souju... Willyg plain ole stunk....
That and the "gerd"....... And getting mud ground into every nook inside a vehicle...
Not joking either. Pour some in your hand, exhale, and slap it on. You will immediately fill those lungs. And want to kill me, slowly. But in three or four minutes, the fire will slow to a simmer. In ten, the area won't hurt, and that raw skin will be dry and tough.
Yes, it hurts as bad as you are thinking. But in minutes your problem is gone.
It's what Preparation H dreams of being. This is the real stuff. I learned about it from my Grandpa. It not only treats baboon ass, diaper rash, etc. You can also put it on your nose if you get a bad cold and rub your nose raw with Kleenex. I've kept a tube handy for almost 50 years.
Somehow I figgered youâd be the commando type. LOL
Great responses, Iâll post up some pics in a coupla days.
Damn heat and humidity can take a toll.
Beats having a root canal though I guess.
Just a quick update.
First, my grandma wants to thank everyone who gave their input. Especially Renegade50. She said ditching her bloomers was probably the biggest help overcoming her plight.
Second, I'm sorry but I won't be able to post up any pictures like I said I would. She says her Polaroid is out of film, and the Five-and-Dime doesn't carry it an longer.