Warning to atheists.
This is a SERMON. That means Bible teaching and Preaching.
I put this in caps because some of you cannot read very well and get offended at the Truth every Sunday, as if you accidentally clicked onto a sermon. This is for those with ears to hear, who want to be encouraged, blessed, and learn a thing or two from God's Word.


https://bannedpreaching.com/videos/Verity/Stupid_Things_Christians_Believe.mp4


I hope that the rest of you are blessed.
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Thanks....
I just started watching it and got it on pause to reply.
It is deeply inspiring.
I have finally realized I need some saving.
I hope no one comes along and screws up your thread.

God bless you for putting up things like this for people like me to absorb and comprehend.
Finally you found a clip that touched my soul deeply

You do alot for us on 24hr campfire out of no selfish reasons in your heart.
I see that now.
It is all crystal clear.

I have seen the error of my ways over the past 5 or 6 months.
You get a pass now.

People turning into magnets?

Suck ass

You know you go to Hell for lying right?

Please little brother from another mother, do not mock my epiphany I have just experienced.

It is not nice.

And yes magnets are fun to play with.
I remember many toys from my youth that were based on magnetic principles.


God bless you this sunday.


We will speak of religon on Wednesday during the dove hunting opener.

I have prepared some notes to discuss with you during lulls when the birds are not flying.

Well my crap 💩 detector just went straight to red…😂

I'm thinking Travis got ahold of Rene's login..........

Really?????



HC is really f u c king screwed then.....

Dat ole debil gonna be cornholing him on all 4,s right next to that coal furnace with his fish hook covered schlong...


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Hahahaha!

I'm telling ya it's that debil at work here also.

If this is what C19 vaccinated players are gonna look like on the field this year.
I give up...
I just f u c king give up...
JFC........

The plays suck on this clip just like they did when I was a kid and got one of these to play with for xmas.
F U santa....
Just F U......

Stayed under the bed for years before getting tossed in the trash can.....

All it took was 1 time playing with it to realize magnetic toy bull schit was as a total fugging marketing ploy during saturday morning cartoon time....

Are we the unvaccinated going get sucked up into this magnetized bullschitt by all the sheeple????
All clustered f u c ked around stuck to each other????

100% of Christians are retards.

What about Muslims?

So you are a Christian then. Good to know.

Pot meet kettle.

100% of Muslims are also f u c k i n g retards.

If you need a book of fairy tales to find meaning in your life then f u c k you.

I'll let you kiss it.

How gay of you.

That was a good sermon. Thank you.

There are a LOT of very UNbiblical things that Christians today believe because they listen to what the world tells them.

That's for sure. Some things I heard so many times growing up, from the pulpit and TV, that I didn't consider might be wrong until reading the Bible for myself.

I'm glad you were blessed.

Is that your Pope?

Your skirt is showing.

Best tuck a Bible in that bird vest.
Does God care about us shooting the poor doves?

Luke 20
"Beware of the scribes, which desire to walk in long robes, and love greetings in the markets, and the highest seats in the synagogues, and the chief rooms at feasts; 47Which devour widows' houses, and for a shew make long prayers: the same shall receive greater damnation."


https://www.teenvogue.com/gallery/pope-fashion-history-met-gala-2018

Cramper reads teen vogue.


Yowsa.

Stupidest thing is believing in the magic man in the clouds.

So we might put you in the Atheist crowd? Not merely agnostic?

Hey Crappy, before anyone accepts you as their spiritual adviser maybe they would want to know why so many people want you dead?


6/17/20 – (HC survives being poisoned by his girlfriend.)
"Good news is that it had a happy ending because I survived. I came within an inch of my life as organ failure set in. I'm grateful that God miraculously brought a vision of charcoal to my mind and where to find it. Then he gave me enough strength to drag myself off my back, get to it and eat it before dying. It absorbed the poison she put in the food and I recovered."

8/2/20 – (HC casts out a deadly demon that tried to kill him on the college campus.)
"It reminds me of a time when I was attacked as a somewhat young believer. It was on the campus of West Virginia University. Mary tried to kill me. A weird voice came from her mouth that wasn't hers.
Hate to admit it, but I was scared.....Immediately, I realized it was a demon and not Mary that I was dealing with AND the fear miraculously dropped off like water off a duck's back. Prayer began at that point as a crowd gathered to see the demon's manifestation."

8/16/21 – (H.C. narrowly escapes death at the hands of preachers.)
"It reminds me of the time I was staying the week with some preachers while seeing a week at a Church near Fort Worth Texas. This was back when I taught Sunday school, but hadn't considered ever Preaching. At 3-4 AM I was woken up with a pillow crushed against my face and two of the preachers holding my arms down, so I would smother to death."

Man, your brushes with death are almost......unbelievable!

THIS
https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...ing-of-god-and-the-clueless#Post16386822

Fixt.

AND This
https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...ing-of-god-and-the-clueless#Post16386822

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...ing-of-god-and-the-clueless#Post16386822

Do as you please. Still a free country. 😉

Chefs v. Florida Fishes=Longest game ever played. Final game at Municipal Stadium. 1971.

Hellfire!

I ain't no libertarian!

Now you’re just spamming.

I bet you’re more libertarian than Libertarian.

Libertine maybe.

And most importantly to Ed Asner and the rest right Now is THIS...




Too late for poor old Ed.
How about you guys?

Spamming is the closest the crampster gets to the truth. You don't have to be an atheist to see this, he has the same line of bs as an iranian mullah just w/ a different sponsor.



mike r

Robert White

Hey Crappy, tell us again about that time you went outside in the rain in bare feet and a lightning bolt hit only 30 paces from you.
So, God wants you dead too?
Just saying, you can't go both ways with this lightening thing.

PTL

I've been drunk a few times in my life, but I've never once thought about eating Kingsford charcoal.

Does it absorb the poison and bad breath? Asking for a friend.

Those trolls will tell you kingsford with the built in easy start lighter fluid.

Mine was pharmaceutical grade carbon that is processed for human consumption. They used to carry it in all Emergency Rooms for overdoses and accidental poisonings.

You don't have to believe it. It doesn't really matter.
Just watch the links in my signature.

I call grasping at straws..
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I dunno....

But they most def feel the hand of doom.
When ya snatch up a wounded one and give the cyclotron whirl spin by its head and neck.
Gotta do it just so or else you wind up with a head in your fingers and a bird body on the ground .

Uh huh.......

Why wasnt that little factiod in your original story "mr vision of charcoal and where to find it"..

Your so full of schit your stomach is a septic tank.
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I'm not the one who dresses like momma and calls himself Pappa.
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Which dress do you girls think is prettiest?

https://www.teenvogue.com/gallery/pope-fashion-history-met-gala-2018

Another HC thead turned to dog schitt.....

Again....
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You better take it to the shop and get it checked out.

It shoulda gone off after the OP......

Glad you finally came out of the closet.

"His true legacy is his fashion sense."

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/fashion-blog/2013/mar/03/pope-benedict-true-legacy-fashion-sense

Jesus warned us,
"Beware of the scribes, which desire to walk in long robes, and love greetings in the markets, and the highest seats in the synagogues, and the chief rooms at feasts; Which devour widows' houses, and for a shew make long prayers: the same shall receive greater damnation."

Some bearded guy in a long dress read long prayers and said to the widower and others that buying masses would keep the lost soul who was in Pergatory from spending such a long time of suffering.

What do you think about that?

Is salvation through your church or through the Savior, Jesus Christ?

LMAO!!

HappyButtBanger reminds me of a guy I once met.

The guy was collecting signatures for an Anti Abortion referendum of some sort and he explained it me, I asked him "What will happen if I don't sign it?" The guy looks at me very solemnly and said "You'll go to Hell!"

HappyButtBanger reminds me of this guy with most of his posts, The guy gives all Christians a bad name and God is not going to be happy with these types.

Did you know that Ed Asner died?

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...386886/re-ed-asner-has-died#Post16386886

He was an atheist too.
What are you going to go when that day comes?

You’re right of course. Meds have me working a little slower…😉

6/23/20 – (HC single handedly wins concealed carry law for West Virginia by praying.)
"I was invited to speak to the local Nazarene Church.
Had no idea that the denomination took that stand.
I used to carry concealed without the license. It was a big risk. One of my fellow ushers at the time came up to me to shake my hand and discreetly the other on my weapon to let me know that I was printing. I needed to use a different holster for summer carry.

Then started seriously praying for the Lord to intervene and motivate the state law makers to pass Vermont style carry laws, not just for handguns but for any weapons that God's people choose.

Guess what? He kindly responded to the request and we gained victory to do just that!!! Knives, batons, etc I was shocked!
He is very kind and we are fortunate that He is our King. Feel free contact me, PM, anytime you want to pray for that to happen in your state."

6/18/20 – (HC gives flave “what for”.) LMAO
"flave
Are you some kid trolling everyone here because your daddy isnt home to discipline and show you how to be a man? I'm thinking, "why Is this punk even on this forum? Maybe he's so desperate for his daddy's attention that he's trying to hang out and fit in with other socially challenged guys that he can connect with? Are you autistic flave? I'm not trying to make fun of autistic kids. God loves them.
Are you even old enough to drink coffee, or do you just feel powerful throwing out a name that you've been called by other boys and girls?

Look kid. Go somewhere else and play with other boys YOUR OWN age. EVERYONE will appreciate it."

6/25/20 – (God provides HC with Starbucks)
"The BEST Starbucks ever was not served at the coffee shop.
It was an answer to prayer. A couple months ago.
Not prayer to some impersonal universe or cosmic consciousness, no mantra chanting meditation either....Just asked my Father in the name of His Son, my best Friend.

Went to Kroger's and what did I see on shelf by itself?
A bunch of bags of Starbucks Whole beans......at $2 BUCKS PER BAG! Fresh, not outdated. No issues. Just cheaper than wholesale. Coincidence? I'm sure some atheist will say so."

6/23/20 – (HC rants on long haired Jesus pictures. Has another homo fantasy. HC thinks about homos….alot.)
"The idea that Jesus had long hair does NOT COME FROM THE BIBLE. It comes from homo-sodomite artists that enjoyed painting naked men with long hair. During the Renaissance long hair was the fashion of these queers commissioned to paint "Jesus", which is another Jesus....a wicked substitute of their imagination."

6/25/20 – (HC warns that the police will electrocute you for no reason.)
"In most states, electrocution by officer friendly by a device fondly refered to it's brand name , tazer, is not considered inhumane, torture, and is of course the loving tender hearted thing to do.
After they torture you to death, they will ask around to find out if they can blame your dead carcass for their murder, after all the guy was crazy! We HAD to put him down for his own safety.......uhhh, we feared for our lives when we kicked in his door.
The tazers are routinely used to electrocute....to DEATH many people every year without so much as offering innocent people due process of any kind."

6/30/20 - (HC finds that an AR15 is too much for him to handle)
"I was told many moons ago that I shouldn't get an AR.
I was told that you can't put them in the mud and expect them to run like you can an AK.

Another did me the favor of letting me shoot his.
I'm plinking away, and after a magazine or two I'm wondering why my trigger finger is sore? That's never happened before.....
He told me that I must not be using it right.

Ok then, show me how it's done.

After seeing my trigger pulling technique was kosher, he said it's just something that I have to get used to.
I never got one to see if I could get used to trigger slap."

Bullshit. If you really had “organ failure” it’s too late at that point for pharmaceutical grade activated charcoal to help.

Just another lie from a deceitful sinner.

Shame on you.


Are you gonna peek? Betcha do. LMAO!!

Jeezus.

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Geez. That confealed carry quote is HC's burial plot.

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What kind of dumbass evangelical doesn't know Jimmy "The Sinner" Swaggart

HC, there's nothing I hate more than a damned hypocrite; and one who brings the lord into the mix is doubly damned.

You'd best stick to your bear climbing, sewing and home-made backpack threads and lay off the religious stuff.

You're the laughing stock of this place with zero credibility.

I attribute this to your self admitted "several TBIs" (Traumatic Brain Injuries).
Seek medical help with a real MD, not your quack veterinarian you post so frequently.

I'm beginning to think I need to log in earlier on Sundays so I can see these SERMON (all caps) posts, or I'll miss this kind of thing.

renegade, did they make that in an NHL version? 'Cause HOCKEY (all caps, HOCKEY is IMPORTANT) is cool.

"Vision of charcol and where it was"....

Clearance at Wally World??????

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh.....

Must......

Have.................

Charcol.......................

Yes they had Hockey ones IIRC.


Same magnetic cluster F u c k in the corners.

Puck on other end of the ice probably...

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I only eat organic, non GMO lump hardwood charcoal. None of that nasty Kingsford for me!

The AR platform is brutal to shoot.

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Yeah, kicks my ass every time I go to the range.
But I'm a glutton for punishment.

Trigger slap!!

Thats high test kingsford though...
Works for any poison from hemlock to VX agents.
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24 years in the service with that jackhammer esq recoil.
How did you make it?

Well, when an opposition player needs "fixin", a scrum in one corner and the puck in the other isn't so unusual....................


it's what make HOCKEY so different from other sports. One doesn't even necessarily get kicked out of the game for tuning up a miscreant.....................

just get Five for Fighting!

Be aware, there's religious themes in this song.

You two are step brothers?

I've got a 10-22 and a Nylon 66. Them suckers are brutal.

Well .....................................duh.

Humor 'hat.............just humor.

It's good to always have a Bible with you.

God's okay with hunting.

"Activated charcoal is sometimes used to help treat a drug overdose or a poisoning. When you take activated charcoal, drugs and toxins can bind to it. This helps rid the body of unwanted substances. Charcoal is made from coal, wood, or other substances. It becomes "activated charcoal" when high temperatures combine with a gas or activating agent to expand its surface area."

https://www.webmd.com/vitamins-and-supplements/activated-charcoal-uses-risks

During my ER days a few ODs and dopers got some charcoal. Most got tied down and a tube stuffed down their nose [gastric lavage AKA stomach pumped]. It was kind of a come to jesus moment for many. I am beginning to think that the hampster may prevaricate a bit.

Torturing dopers is more fun than slapping hamsters.



mike r

You seem like an expert. When is the latest in a poisoning event for a person to be treated?

You’re tougher than the rest.
That gives me an idea! This can be a moosica thread!!

I just dont know man..
I just dont know I have any fingers left....

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I'm just glad HC got Carry laws passed in WV!!!


Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!!!!

Amen!

Just like in the movie!!!
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HC is da man...
Casca Longinus
Nothing can kill him till the 2nd coming of Christ....
Jesus blood got on his spear hand after he mercy killed him while his fellow legionnaires were casting lots.
He inadvertently wiped his hand across his mouth and swallowed some of his blood.


HC is eternal till the 2nd coming......
Then he can die and go to heaven.

Pillow smothering preachers
GF with poison
Mother nature and lightning.
Gawd knows what else over the last 2021 yrs.....

HC is the ROOSTER!!!!



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He's an expert at trolling Christians with his drinking buddies IF he's expert at anything.

I share my answers to prayer with Christians to encourage them to pray big, because we have a big God. Hopefully it will encourage the lost to consider the Lord as Savior.
He's real and He's real powerful regardless of what they say. It has nothing to do with me. The Lord did it all.

Near the end of the Bible we are encouraged to pray like one of the prophets who had some of the most major requests answered.

"The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much. Elias was a man subject to like passions as we are, and he prayed earnestly that it might not rain: and it rained not on the earth by the space of three years and six months. And he prayed again, and the heaven gave rain, and the earth brought forth her fruit."

James 5

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He's a Peeker, he peeked at mine.

I can only imagine.

What's funny is you assume I'm an atheist, You are to self consumed to worship anyone but yourself.

Warning to atheists and religious unbelievers.
This is a SERMON. That means Bible teaching and Preaching.
I put this in caps because some of you cannot read very well and get offended at the Truth every Sunday, as if you accidentally clicked onto a sermon. This is for those with ears to hear, who want to be encouraged, blessed, and learn a thing or two from God's Word.


https://bannedpreaching.com/videos/Verity/Stupid_Things_Christians_Believe.mp4


I hope that the rest of you are blessed.
☕ 🙂 👍

Hope you have a blessed session of fuggin yourself you pile of schidt

Kinda catchy phrase....Can we make it into a hymn for Happy Clapper ? 🎶

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ONLY applies to those whom God has not rejected.
Those that he has, I call rejects too.
https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...ing-of-god-and-the-clueless#Post16385069


For Christians, listen to the original posted Sermon to know what I mean. It's really interesting to get into that brief study and evaluate for yourselves what these trolls likely are.

Eat a Dick

Can we make this the official HC song instead????

Bubbi-J


You must be one of NVhunter Biden's sock puppets.
The way he follows me around, I was wondering when you would start hitting on the christians.

You girlie boys can hold hands and sing all you want while sending each other pics of your sex toys.
Stay away from our families.

You bunch of phags.

"HOMO DECORATING!"

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...ew/1/kingston-home-decorating-llc#UNREAD

I find it hard to believe why anyone would want you on their message boards.

Hahahaha!


You seem obsessed with homosexuality.

.... and, there you have it.



Abused as an adolescent?

It's a tenet of the IBF.

So I figure there were no righteous men fervently praying against this Ida bitch.

Perhaps not enough of them?

Is there a formula or equation for the proper number of believers needed to calm a hurricane?

Elias squelched it by himself for the whole earth for three and a half years.

Si, Mas Musica!



Not sure about any one else, but this one kind of fits me:

And I bet he likes little boys to boot.What a strange SOB.

your ugly mother was retarded for not beating you more often.

HappyButtBanger loves him some Homo, Lol, he is completely consumed with Homo's.

You just know he masturbated to the Kingston home decorating thread.

LMAO!!

My money is on him being a Jilted Altar Boy........

Ya think?

LOL