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Man Cuts Off Penis And Throws It At Police During High-Speed Chase
By Cole Blake
Sep 02, 2021

A man cut off his penis and threw it at police duirng a chase.
Law enforcement officers in Tennessee were shocked when 39-year-old Tyson Gilbert cut off his penis and threw it at police during a high-speed chase on Highway 70. Gilbert claimed that voices coming in over the car radio ordered him to perform the vile act.

Tennessee Highway Patrol Trooper Bobby Johnson detailed the incident.

“When I pulled up behind him and turned my lights on he took off and refused to stop. He was all over the road the whole time. He turned off on Old Liberty Road and came to a stop. He opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood. He then shut his door and kept driving,” Johnson explained.

Johnson continued: “The Alexandria Police Department spiked him on Highway 70 as he was going through Alexandria. He kept traveling westbound into Wilson County. The THP spiked him in Watertown but he continued westbound. We finally were able to box him in and got him stopped on Highway 70 right before the Interstate at I-40 and took him in custody. He was then transported to Vanderbilt Hospital."

While he is being treated for the self-inflicted injury, Gilbert remains in custody for various other outstanding warrants which were not disclosed.
Man.....you Tennessee boys are tough!
JimfromTN has been busy.....
Oh yeah! Take this you emeffers! 😳
Originally Posted by 12344mag
JimfromTN has been busy.....


He's like a little kid at a ball game. Standing on the side of the road with a baseball glove - hoping to be #blessed when the next crank goes flying out the window.
He doesn’t sound too smart
WTF….

……heard of cutting off your nose to spite yer face, but….
Trooper Bob Johnson, appropriate name!.....wonder what he thought when that hit the windshield. Probably look at the d*ck on that bug!
They must have some good drugs down there!
"Take that Coppers!"
"Nobody's gonna take me intact!"
Puts new meaning to "cut and run."
Wow, I REALLY hope this becomes a trend with as many lib-tards wanting to do it as those that want to virtue signal with their Covid masks.

If we could get them all to do it it leaves only the lib-tards that have viginas and the conservatives can then refuse to give them any sperm---- ever------ for any reason..... no matter what..... ....and that would solve nearly every national problem we have.
Is that how they "Troll for kok suckers" in TN?
Chumming?
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He needs to move to Shorter, Alabama, east of Montgomery.
Coppers out looking for it?
Damn.
I think he has some short comings.
That’s why I always keep a chainsaw in the truck,
Originally Posted by SandBilly
That’s why I always keep a chainsaw in the truck,


🤣🤣🤣
And a buncha of you like ta bust on us hayseeds from Tennessee...
Ya gotta admit though we got some pretty good material at times for you all to enjoy.
Bestest State evah.....
👍👍👍🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Which one of you.....
New lollipop fell out of the sky for Jim in tn...
Well, I see Rene posted..... has anyone heard from Slum?
The gene pool appreciates his well considered sacrifice.
Guess he's out of the gene pool?
He'll be headed to Snap-On tools.
Man! That guy was a stud.
That'll learn em!
Meth....yeah, it's that good.
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Meth....yeah, it's that good.

Or heroin cut with fentanyl.

Either or....

Dont matter.

Maybe ole dude can call John Bobbit for some advice.
😆😆😆😆😆
Originally Posted by 12344mag
JimfromTN has been busy.....


LMAO ! That’s what I was thinking too.
Originally Posted by 1minute
Man! That guy was a stud.



And now he's a stub.
Originally Posted by 12344mag
JimfromTN has been busy.....


Glory whole gone wrong......
He’ll start driving a truck now

Gonna get a new Peterbilt
I wonder if his name was shorty johnson?
It is now! 😁
Just call him ole Nip.
well that's something you don't read about every day
Well, I guess if you need a weapon...
Originally Posted by High_Noon
Well, I guess if you need a weapon...


Well, if nobody else is going to post this joke from about 1993, I 'spose I'll havta!

Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

She was driving down the road, wondering what to do with it, when the thought struck her to toss it out the window.

The penis bounced off the windshield of the car behind her.

"S-h-i-t," said the father to his 10 year old daughter in the passenger seat. "What kind of bug was that?"

His daughter replied "Dunno, but did you see the size of the cock on it?!"



/John
Suspicion of DUI - was drinking 2 high balls with a Slice.
Originally Posted by jpb
Well, if nobody else is going to post this joke from about 1993, I 'spose I'll havta!

Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

She was driving down the road, wondering what to do with it, when the thought struck her to toss it out the window.

The penis bounced off the windshield of the car behind her.

"S-h-i-t," said the father to his 10 year old daughter in the passenger seat. "What kind of bug was that?"

His daughter replied "Dunno, but did you see the size of the cock on it?!"



/John


What did Jeffrey Dahmer say when he met Lorena Bobbitt?

"You gonna finish that?"
Originally Posted by Mannlicher






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Tennessee is ignoring this user.
I guess he showed them .
The excised appendage was still missing and presumed at large at press time. That is all. Stubby, back to you!
Maybe he can rent a new one!


https://dailycaller.com/2021/09/02/ewa-brodnicka-aniela-bogusz-[bleep]-weigh-ins-video-mma/
This forum has the best headlines! grin
Don't worry, Slum will grow a new one
Originally Posted by thaxted
This forum has the best headlines! grin



I’d say so too
Actually a pretty smart guy now he can have a bigger penis sewn on and paid for by the state!
That does not sound even remotely funny. Yikes!
Smoke screen, nails, oil slick.... penis.

What Bond flick was that?
Originally Posted by 12344mag
JimfromTN has been busy.....


You figured me out. I follow drunk magatards around and send messages through their radios telling them to cut their penises off and toss them out the window. I got a big pickle jar full of them.
Originally Posted by JimFromTN
Originally Posted by 12344mag
JimfromTN has been busy.....


You figured me out. I follow drunk magatards around and send messages through their radios telling them to cut their penises off and toss them out the window. I got a big pickle jar full of them.


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i thought that could only happen in Florida
Then there's this.


Migrant Spits at Police Then Stabs Himself with Knife Hidden in His Anus


https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/09/03/migrant-spits-police-stabs-himself-knife-hidden-in-anus/
Mental illness runs rampant .
How do you hide a knife in your anus??

I’ve drawn blood just from ‘over wiping’


Sheesh
Takes more balls than brains!
Originally Posted by slumlord
How do you hide a knife in your anus??

I’ve drawn blood just from ‘over wiping’


Sheesh



You ass… I had to wipe my phone off after that one 🤣
Well I mean, I’ve read the instructions on a tampon box just out of boredom, from the side view diagram...looks there is a 90 degree right turn in there

That might be a problem


This space is saved for Happy Glamper, so he can tell us why he cut his dick off.











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Originally Posted by Beaver10
This space is saved for Happy Glamper, so he can tell us why he cut his dick off.











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Didn't you read the article... He said a beaver told him to do it.
Wait.... I just realized that he must be planning to go the transgender route..... That would explain it. Ain't gonna need that thing so might as well get rid of it now.
Originally Posted by Teal
Originally Posted by 12344mag
JimfromTN has been busy.....


He's like a little kid at a ball game. Standing on the side of the road with a baseball glove - hoping to be #blessed when the next crank goes flying out the window.



grin grin
Usually these headlines begin with FLORIDA MAN...
Originally Posted by JimH
Trooper Bob Johnson, appropriate name!.....wonder what he thought when that hit the windshield. Probably look at the d*ck on that bug!


12:30 am
I’m tired
But that made me laugh,







A LOT !!!😂😂😂
Originally Posted by StGeorger
He'll be headed to Snap-On tools.


I think you mean Strap-On tools. smile
Oh Lort!!! Bad enough having to drive I-40 with the truck wrecks and slow races, pot holes and azzholes, but now we are going to have to start contending with flinging dicks?
I’d like to see a cop cam of the chase with yakety sax playing
6 year old boy, "Mom, what was that that hit the windshield"? Uh, um, ah that was just a big bug son". Wow a bug huh? Did you see the size of the dick on that thing?
Originally Posted by smarquez
6 year old boy, "Mom, what was that that hit the windshield"? Uh, um, ah that was just a big bug son". Wow a bug huh? Did you see the size of the dick on that thing?


LOL 😬
He really showed them!

"Take THAT!" crazy
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
He really showed them!

"Take THAT!" crazy

Did you use your connections to find out how big the cock was?
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
He really showed them!

"Take THAT!" crazy

Did you use your connections to find out how big the cock was?
You're just upset because that's one less cock out there for you to suck Booby.
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