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well that's something you don't read about every day


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Well, I guess if you need a weapon...


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Originally Posted by High_Noon
Well, I guess if you need a weapon...




"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
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Well, if nobody else is going to post this joke from about 1993, I 'spose I'll havta!

Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

She was driving down the road, wondering what to do with it, when the thought struck her to toss it out the window.

The penis bounced off the windshield of the car behind her.

"S-h-i-t," said the father to his 10 year old daughter in the passenger seat. "What kind of bug was that?"

His daughter replied "Dunno, but did you see the size of the cock on it?!"



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Suspicion of DUI - was drinking 2 high balls with a Slice.


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Originally Posted by jpb
Well, if nobody else is going to post this joke from about 1993, I 'spose I'll havta!

Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

She was driving down the road, wondering what to do with it, when the thought struck her to toss it out the window.

The penis bounced off the windshield of the car behind her.

"S-h-i-t," said the father to his 10 year old daughter in the passenger seat. "What kind of bug was that?"

His daughter replied "Dunno, but did you see the size of the cock on it?!"



/John


What did Jeffrey Dahmer say when he met Lorena Bobbitt?

"You gonna finish that?"


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I guess he showed them .

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The excised appendage was still missing and presumed at large at press time. That is all. Stubby, back to you!


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Maybe he can rent a new one!


https://dailycaller.com/2021/09/02/ewa-brodnicka-aniela-bogusz-[bleep]-weigh-ins-video-mma/


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This forum has the best headlines! grin




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Originally Posted by thaxted
This forum has the best headlines! grin



I’d say so too

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Actually a pretty smart guy now he can have a bigger penis sewn on and paid for by the state!

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That does not sound even remotely funny. Yikes!


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Smoke screen, nails, oil slick.... penis.

What Bond flick was that?


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JimfromTN has been busy.....


You figured me out. I follow drunk magatards around and send messages through their radios telling them to cut their penises off and toss them out the window. I got a big pickle jar full of them.

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Originally Posted by JimFromTN
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JimfromTN has been busy.....


You figured me out. I follow drunk magatards around and send messages through their radios telling them to cut their penises off and toss them out the window. I got a big pickle jar full of them.


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i thought that could only happen in Florida


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Then there's this.


Migrant Spits at Police Then Stabs Himself with Knife Hidden in His Anus


https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/09/03/migrant-spits-police-stabs-himself-knife-hidden-in-anus/


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Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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