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well that's something you don't read about every day
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Well, I guess if you need a weapon...
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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Well, I guess if you need a weapon...
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!" ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Well, if nobody else is going to post this joke from about 1993, I 'spose I'll havta! Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what to do with it, when the thought struck her to toss it out the window. The penis bounced off the windshield of the car behind her. "S-h-i-t," said the father to his 10 year old daughter in the passenger seat. "What kind of bug was that?" His daughter replied "Dunno, but did you see the size of the cock on it?!" /John
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Suspicion of DUI - was drinking 2 high balls with a Slice.
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Well, if nobody else is going to post this joke from about 1993, I 'spose I'll havta! Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what to do with it, when the thought struck her to toss it out the window. The penis bounced off the windshield of the car behind her. "S-h-i-t," said the father to his 10 year old daughter in the passenger seat. "What kind of bug was that?" His daughter replied "Dunno, but did you see the size of the cock on it?!" /John
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say when he met Lorena Bobbitt? "You gonna finish that?"
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Tennessee is ignoring this user.
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The excised appendage was still missing and presumed at large at press time. That is all. Stubby, back to you!
The way life should be.
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God, Family, and Country. NRA Endowment Member
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This forum has the best headlines!
радянське лайно, іди ебать свою матір
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Don't worry, Slum will grow a new one
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This forum has the best headlines!
I’d say so too
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Actually a pretty smart guy now he can have a bigger penis sewn on and paid for by the state!
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That does not sound even remotely funny. Yikes!
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Smoke screen, nails, oil slick.... penis. What Bond flick was that?
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JimfromTN has been busy.....
You figured me out. I follow drunk magatards around and send messages through their radios telling them to cut their penises off and toss them out the window. I got a big pickle jar full of them.
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JimfromTN has been busy.....
You figured me out. I follow drunk magatards around and send messages through their radios telling them to cut their penises off and toss them out the window. I got a big pickle jar full of them.
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