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Posted By: ewc Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Divorced and have banged a ton of women in the last three years.

Would you date or marry a sweet, pretty, redhead that loves to have sex? 10 years younger, but sort of chunky?

She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.

Damn, she’s fun. But I’m used to moderate to skinny.

Triple D boobs. Red hair. Green eyes.
Posted By: Raferman Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Have fun and see were it goes.
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Yes. I’ll post a pic. If someone can help.
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Jorge would LOVE her.
Posted By: rlott Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
I thought this was gonna be a Penthouse Forum fantasy story. Wait,,,,
Posted By: slumlord Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Would Ruger allow a thread like this?
Nope

Can’t even have a Bourbon thread over on Candyland.
Sort of chunky won’t get any skinnier.

By the same token, even skinny gets chunky after they hit 40. It’s a crap shoot.

Have you met her mom? As the saying goes, that’s her in 20 years.
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Like a screen door in a hurricane!

PM the pic, I'll post it for you.
Posted By: ltppowell Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
What have you got to lose? Lol
Posted By: Ranger99 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Big tee dees don't do that much anymore for me
I've had some with bigguns, and a really nice
vag is way more important to me and my well being
( and no ink)
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by ewc


She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.
.




Pass.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Just imagine half your schit in her garage and you sleeping in your car.
Posted By: Hastings Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by ltppowell
What have you got to lose? Lol
His sanity, his bathroom and all the fixtures, his life.
Originally Posted by ewc
Divorced and have banged a ton of women in the last three years.

Would you date or marry a sweet, pretty, redhead that loves to have sex? 10 years younger, but sort of chunky?

She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.

Damn, she’s fun. But I’m used to moderate to skinny.

Triple D boobs. Red hair. Green eyes.

If you are asking about her here, and speaking in this manner of her, you do not care enough about her to consider marriage.

Do her a favor, and move on down the road. She deserves someone better.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
When you say man’s personality


We talking lights her farts?! Chews Beechnut?
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by ewc


She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.
.




Pass.


Can she...

1) skin a deer
2) rebuild a carburetor
3) sharpen a chainsaw
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
Would Ruger allow a thread like this?
Nope

Can’t even have a Bourbon thread over on Candyland.

Originally Posted by slumlord
Would Ruger allow a thread like this?
Nope

Can’t even have a Bourbon thread over on Candyland.



Hell no my friend-❤️
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
When you say man’s personality


We talking lights her farts?! Chews Beechnut?






LOL
Posted By: add Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Thought you were describing Ol' Toot, till you said she had a man's personality...
Originally Posted by slumlord
When you say man’s personality


We talking lights her farts?! Chews Beechnut?



Rolling coal on antifa protesters. 🤣😂🇺🇸
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
You so are taking the personality thing wrong.

She’s strong willed. Type A.
Posted By: Hastings Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
I find younger women insufferable.
Originally Posted by ewc
You so are taking the personality thing wrong.

She’s strong willed. Type A.


So, She tried a strap on on you?

#herecomesthechoochoo🚂🚂
Posted By: SandBilly Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Any doubts, pass.
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Can she...

1) skin a deer
2) rebuild a carburetor
3) sharpen a chainsaw






I would be mildly afraid of a woman that could do all three.
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Dave-

Fnfunny.

Her mom is 100 pounds soaking wet and attractive.
But jist think, you could be in the shade drinking beer during firewood chopping time
Posted By: chesterwy Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Why anyone who’s been through a divorce, and is getting poon on the regular would even consider getting into a relationship is beyond me.
Posted By: mirage243 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Is she just a little thick, or a big fat mf'er?
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by ewc
You so are taking the personality thing wrong.

She’s strong willed. Type A.



Schit! all redheads are strong willed.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by slumlord
When you say man’s personality


We talking lights her farts?! Chews Beechnut?



Rolling coal on antifa protesters. 🤣😂🇺🇸


Hell yeah

😃
Posted By: SCgman1 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
When you say man’s personality


We talking lights her farts?! Chews Beechnut?




That's why slumlord is a slam dunk for the campfire HOF.

GOLD
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Dave-

Fnfunny.

Her mom is 100 pounds soaking wet and attractive.




In this case one might look to the daddy.




He chubby?
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Divorced for almost 4 years. Been [bleep] wild chicks and getting tired of it.
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Dave-

Fnfunny.

Her mom is 100 pounds soaking wet and attractive.



Lol, Hell bang'em both!
Posted By: slumlord Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Buy her a gastric bypass in Mexico for $6500 and marry her

Live happily ever after
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
No. He’s skinny too
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
When you say man’s personality


We talking lights her farts?! Chews Beechnut?



Slummy, you’re a treasure !

🦫
Posted By: kingston Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Who doesn't love pound cake!
Originally Posted by ewc
Divorced for almost 4 years. Been [bleep] wild chicks and getting tired of it.


You have to at least consider the money you’ll save if you marry her and don’t have to pay the young chicks to fugk you any longer.
Unless she’s still gonna charge…
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Slumlord always make me laugh. Good man.
Posted By: SCgman1 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Divorced for almost 4 years. Been [bleep] wild chicks and getting tired of it.



You're starting to text stupid shet
Posted By: kingston Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Divorced for almost 4 years. Been [bleep] wild chicks and getting tired of it.


Porn hub is free and has a pause button.
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by SCgman1
Originally Posted by ewc
Divorced for almost 4 years. Been [bleep] wild chicks and getting tired of it.



You're starting to text stupid shet


You’re not paying attention dickhead.
Posted By: crshelton Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Back in college, I dated a red head and we were good together EXCEPT I was also redheaded.
Lots of fun, but too may sparks! After a few months, we went separate ways.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by kingston
Originally Posted by ewc
Divorced for almost 4 years. Been [bleep] wild chicks and getting tired of it.


Porn hub is free and has a pause button.


Not when you get goin like a jack rabbit on some Becky Bandini
Posted By: slumlord Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by crshelton
Back in college, I dated a red head and we were good together EXCEPT I was also redheaded.
Lots of fun, but too may sparks! After a few months, we went separate ways.

Opie and Annie

lol
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by crshelton
Back in college, I dated a red head and we were good together EXCEPT I was also redheaded.
Lots of fun, but too may sparks! After a few months, we went separate ways.


This is damn quality info.

Thank you sir
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by ewc
No. He’s skinny too



You don't want to bang him right?
Posted By: viking Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Run don’t walk. Marriage is a curse word, why fugg it up. Rings plug holes they say.

Sounds to me like the small head is thinking for the big head.
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by viking
Run don’t walk. Marriage is a curse word, why fugg it up. Rings plug holes they say.

Sounds to me like the small head is thinking for the big head.



Truth and wisdom.
Originally Posted by mirage243
Is she just a little thick, or a big fat mf'er?


At this point that seems to be of no consequence because he’s attracted to her enough to do the dirty deed with her and he likes it. I think he’s looking for permission and he’s come to the wrong place for that. I believe IS nailed it.

Good luck to her.
Posted By: Pappy348 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
If you don’t like big girls, let her go. They NEVER get thinner.

Or, let her know you’re asking a bunch of internet goobers if you should dump her because she’s tubby and she’ll let you go.
Posted By: 40O Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
For me it has always been the face. Can't handle a women who is too big, or too small, but for the right face there is a pretty large variation that I would accept in the weight department. Can we see a pic?
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Any doubts, pass.


Hold on brother....Let’s ask the OP how long he can last riding her before she makes him pop ?

If she’s a 4 minute ride, then she’s got potential.

If you can watch a full episode of Sopranos and still bagging it.....Then find a new girl.


🦫
Posted By: slumlord Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Pappy348
If you don’t like big girls, let her go. They NEVER get thinner.

Or, let her know you’re asking a bunch of internet goobers if you should dump her because she’s tubby and she’ll let you go.


You keep her in a cistern for about 3 weeks, she’ll have that beach bikini body back no trouble
Posted By: viking Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Add fug dude, why look over your shoulder the rest of your life.
Originally Posted by ewc
Dave-

Fnfunny.

Her mom is 100 pounds soaking wet and attractive.


Tap her and her mom, back to back, bareback... with impunity
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Pappy348
If you don’t like big girls, let her go. They NEVER get thinner.

Or, let her know you’re asking a bunch of internet goobers if you should dump her because she’s tubby and she’ll let you go.


You keep her in a cistern for about 3 weeks, she’ll have that beach bikini body back no trouble


And....Keep her mentally engaged that you need a new lampshade.

🦫
Posted By: slumlord Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Pappy348
If you don’t like big girls, let her go. They NEVER get thinner.

Or, let her know you’re asking a bunch of internet goobers if you should dump her because she’s tubby and she’ll let you go.


You keep her in a cistern for about 3 weeks, she’ll have that beach bikini body back no trouble


And....Keep her mentally engaged that you need a new lampshade.

🦫
hey sweetheart, mind givin me a hand with this couch?

😃
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Any doubts, pass.


Hold on brother....Let’s ask the OP how long he can last riding her before she makes him pop ?

If she’s a 4 minute ride, then she’s got potential.

If you can watch a full episode of Sopranos and is still bagging it.....Then find a new girl.


🦫



No, No, No!

You wanna keep that one as she'll tell all her girlfriends that he lasts for an hour and they'll all be wanting to take a ride....
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Any doubts, pass.


Hold on brother....Let’s ask the OP how long he can last riding her before she makes him pop ?

If she’s a 4 minute ride, then she’s got potential.

If you can watch a full episode of Sopranos and is still bagging it.....Then find a new girl.


🦫



No, No, No!

You wanna keep that one as she'll tell all her girlfriends that he lasts for an hour and they'll all be wanting to take a ride....


Good point...But, what if all her gf’s are Angus ?

OP, becomes the rodeo champion for riding heifers into the carpet.

HeeHaw !

🦫
Posted By: AZmark Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Pappy348
If you don’t like big girls, let her go. They NEVER get thinner.

Or, let her know you’re asking a bunch of internet goobers if you should dump her because she’s tubby and she’ll let you go.


You keep her in a cistern for about 3 weeks, she’ll have that beach bikini body back no trouble


NOW WE KNOW................where Buffalo Bill disappeared to. .. Tennessee.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Hell no. Fat chicks bad. Fat old chicks gross.
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by ewc
No. He’s skinny too



You don't want to bang him right?



Cut him some slack.

It’s 2021.
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Any doubts, pass.


Hold on brother....Let’s ask the OP how long he can last riding her before she makes him pop ?

If she’s a 4 minute ride, then she’s got potential.

If you can watch a full episode of Sopranos and still bagging it.....Then find a new girl.


🦫



There is wisdom in this… But the final answer may be hard to find… 😜
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
What the fuuck?!



Fuuckin' angus?



lol
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by SamOlson
What the fuuck?!



Fuuckin' angus?



lol


Umm, figuratively speaking, of course.

😝🦫
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Springcove
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Any doubts, pass.


Hold on brother....Let’s ask the OP how long he can last riding her before she makes him pop ?

If she’s a 4 minute ride, then she’s got potential.

If you can watch a full episode of Sopranos and still bagging it.....Then find a new girl.


🦫



There is wisdom in this… But the final answer may be hard to find… 😜


LMAO

🦫
Posted By: SCgman1 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Divorced and have banged a ton of women in the last three years.

Would you date or marry a sweet, pretty, redhead that loves to have sex? 10 years younger, but sort of chunky?

She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.

Damn, she’s fun. But I’m used to moderate to skinny.

Triple D boobs. Red hair. Green eyes.



Well, first off...you've come to the right forum for relationship advice......first visit?.....I mean have you seen some of the yard photos these hacks post....

Yeah...they' ought to be the cat's meow on relationships
For a more serious response, I would whole lot rather hang with a chick that was fun and cool as hell and a little bit tubby than a beauty queen who thought too much of herself. Just date her a while - if she's reasonably attractive and can hang with you doing the things you like to do, overlook the fact that she's a bit chubby and you may find a friend for life.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Hey, I’ve hauled 3 cars and 4 riding lawn mowers off this summer
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Beaver10


Umm, figuratively speaking, of course.

😝🦫




Right....wink..wink



(I'll take the Charolais...)



And it appears as if our man ewc has a hankerin' for the red angus.
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Since big Dave is fascinated with homo behavior, he should peruse other less gay sites.

For the others, I’m 52, she’s 40. She makes almost 100 per year, I’m almost triple that.

She loves sex and her and her daughter adores me. She’s just chunky. That is my hang up.

Should’ve asked the gay guy in a private message- BigDave
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Triggernosis
For a more serious response, I would whole lot rather hang with a chick that was fun and cool as hell and a little bit tubby than a beauty queen who thought too much of herself. Just date her a while - if she's reasonably attractive and can hang with you doing the things you like to do, overlook the fact that she's a bit chubby and you may find a friend for life.

Originally Posted by Triggernosis
For a more serious response, I would whole lot rather hang with a chick that was fun and cool as hell and a little bit tubby than a beauty queen who thought too much of herself. Just date her a while - if she's reasonably attractive and can hang with you doing the things you like to do, overlook the fact that she's a bit chubby and you may find a friend for life.


I leaning this way. Thanks Bud. Don’t want to make the same mistake twice.

I was married 24 years to a redhead.
A porky red head would be a no go for me.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Look

Don’t get hung up on chubby if it’s within reason

If her arm is long enough to still wipe her hind end, she’s good to go.

No one’s asked if she can make a good Saturday morning country breakfast. I bet she can.


Posted By: Dutch Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Redheads can be sporty. If you stick around, there’ll never be a boring day. You get to decide if that’s a good thing, or a bad thing.
Posted By: kingston Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Since big Dave is fascinated with homo behavior, he should peruse other less gay sites.

For the others, I’m 52, she’s 40. She makes almost 100 per year, I’m almost triple that.

She loves sex and her and her daughter adores me. She’s just chunky. That is my hang up.

Should’ve asked the gay guy in a private message- BigDave


Find a skinny one who you like, who likes you even more, and who makes 750+.
Posted By: efw Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
If you have to ask and yer OP exhibits the extent of your affections hell no you’d just be setting yourself up for another divorce.
Posted By: Mr_Harry Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
You got divorced once. Learn and never, never, ever, marry again.. All marriage issues/consideration aside, frolic, and let your heart and conscience be your guide in ‘committed relationships’ or lack-there-of; but ALWAYS paperless moving forward. I tell my best friend this same thing all the time. His position sounds similar. There’s some mental hurdle he needs to defeat.

AND your Johnson. Heart, Conscience, Dick. If all three are in alignment (that’s always the problem), you have someone worth committing to. It must be all three.
Originally Posted by ewc
Since big Dave is fascinated with homo behavior, he should peruse other less gay sites.

For the others, I’m 52, she’s 40. She makes almost 100 per year, I’m almost triple that.

She loves sex and her and her daughter adores me. She’s just chunky. That is my hang up.

Should’ve asked the gay guy in a private message- BigDave


Not fascinated.

Just saying i don’t judge.....

Elton John is older than 52.
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Place holder for T_Inman










🦫
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Mr_Harry
You got divorced once. Learn and never, never, ever, marry again.. All marriage issues/consideration aside, frolic, and let your heart and conscience be your guide in ‘committed relationships’ or lack-there-of; but ALWAYS paperless moving forward. I tell my best friend this same thing all the time. His position sounds similar. There’s some mental hurdle he needs to defeat.


Best post of the evening. Thank you sir.

I will be patient.

BigDave keeps asking for my address???

WTF?

I guess he is gay?

And you guys didn’t tell me???☹️
Posted By: slumlord Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Need to ask miss lynn

She is an old chubby redhead
Marriage lasts a long time and things happen. Sex is great but what can you live with if something happens and sex is no longer possible (getting old can do that, too). Can you still live with her happily? Is the marriage based on something stronger than sex?
Posted By: mjbgalt Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Wtf you guys doing to pull down 400k a year, is what I get from this conversation lol
Originally Posted by mjbgalt
Wtf you guys doing to pull down 400k a year, is what I get from this conversation lol

He makes 300k a year and she makes 100k a year for banging him.
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
No kidding.


And does Kingston's woman have a sister?
Posted By: add Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
Need to ask miss lynn

She is an old chubby redhead with a prolapsed 'gina.


What?
Posted By: kingston Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Place holder for T_Inman










🦫


LMAO
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Marriage lasts a long time and things happen. Sex is great but what can you live with if something happens and sex is no longer possible (getting old can do that, too). Can you still live with her happily? Is the marriage based on something stronger than sex?



Brother RC throws down some wisdom and serious advice on THIS thread? smile
Posted By: kingston Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by SamOlson
No kidding.


And does Kingston's woman have a sister?


If my wife made that kind of coin, I'd have as many cows as you do.

LOL
Posted By: Hastings Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
I'm amazed this would be brought here for advice. Why not show this discussion to her? I bet she would be impressed (not). What's a ballpark figure on ''tons'' of women or maybe it is women that weigh a ton?
Sex craved, younger redhead... bitch is crazy and she'll cut you in your sleep.
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
No to green eyes.
Had a blonde with em. Evil.

Redhead............yeah, my ex.
Gained 15- 20 lbs after 3 kids and 30 yrs.


Maybe a clue...........check ankles. See if predisposed to hold tonnage later.
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
They're all crazy and network it w other crazies these days very easily.

Feel bad for young guys.

I always played it cool, took the high road, and paid a lot to learn that it doesn't matter........women will do whatever the hell they want.
Posted By: Mac84 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
I was sold on red hair and green eyes
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by ewc


She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.
.




Pass.


Can she...

1) skin a deer
2) rebuild a carburetor
3) sharpen a chainsaw




4) pee standing up?
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by ewc


She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.
.


Pass.


This.
Not interested in a woman with masculine energy for anything outside the bedroom.
Originally Posted by SockPuppet
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Marriage lasts a long time and things happen. Sex is great but what can you live with if something happens and sex is no longer possible (getting old can do that, too). Can you still live with her happily? Is the marriage based on something stronger than sex?



Brother RC throws down some wisdom and serious advice on THIS thread? smile
Of course. The situation was mentioned what if she went crazy and cut him. Is she a Lorena Bobbitt? Can he live with that?
Originally Posted by ewc
Originally Posted by Triggernosis
For a more serious response, I would whole lot rather hang with a chick that was fun and cool as hell and a little bit tubby than a beauty queen who thought too much of herself. Just date her a while - if she's reasonably attractive and can hang with you doing the things you like to do, overlook the fact that she's a bit chubby and you may find a friend for life.

Originally Posted by Triggernosis
For a more serious response, I would whole lot rather hang with a chick that was fun and cool as hell and a little bit tubby than a beauty queen who thought too much of herself. Just date her a while - if she's reasonably attractive and can hang with you doing the things you like to do, overlook the fact that she's a bit chubby and you may find a friend for life.


I leaning this way. Thanks Bud. Don’t want to make the same mistake twice.

I was married 24 years to a redhead.

Pull this thread up on her computer and have her read it. She will most likely make the decision for you.
Posted By: kingston Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by ewc


She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.
.




Pass.


Can she...

1) skin a deer
2) rebuild a carburetor
3) sharpen a chainsaw




4) pee standing up?


I knew this girl in college who could literally piss in a urinal standing up, hands on hips. It wasn't a turn on.
Originally Posted by Triggernosis
For a more serious response, I would whole lot rather hang with a chick that was fun and cool as hell and a little bit tubby than a beauty queen who thought too much of herself. Just date her a while - if she's reasonably attractive and can hang with you doing the things you like to do, overlook the fact that she's a bit chubby and you may find a friend for life.


Just don't marry her without a rock solid prenup.
Originally Posted by kingston
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by ewc


She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.
.




Pass.


Can she...

1) skin a deer
2) rebuild a carburetor
3) sharpen a chainsaw




4) pee standing up?


I knew this girl in college who could literally piss in a urinal standing up, hands on hips. It wasn't a turn on.

Had a girl on a construction crew who’d pee standing beside the truck. She was a good hand, but came up pregnant every time it rained us out.
Originally Posted by ewc
Since big Dave is fascinated with homo behavior, he should peruse other less gay sites.

For the others, I’m 52, she’s 40. She makes almost 100 per year, I’m almost triple that.

She loves sex and her and her daughter adores me. She’s just chunky. That is my hang up.

Should’ve asked the gay guy in a private message- BigDave


If you make 300K per year you shouldn't be banging any chick over than 28 and sure shouldn't be considering marrying a masculine 40 year old.
A bit chunky is nothing. Obese? Well, that's something else entirely. You can't compare the 2.
Still waiting on those pics. I’m sorta partial to redheads.
Originally Posted by ewc
Originally Posted by Mr_Harry
You got divorced once. Learn and never, never, ever, marry again.. All marriage issues/consideration aside, frolic, and let your heart and conscience be your guide in ‘committed relationships’ or lack-there-of; but ALWAYS paperless moving forward. I tell my best friend this same thing all the time. His position sounds similar. There’s some mental hurdle he needs to defeat.


Best post of the evening. Thank you sir.

I will be patient.

BigDave keeps asking for my address???

WTF?

I guess he is gay?

And you guys didn’t tell me???☹️


Remember 80% of all divorces are filed by women.
Divorce rates go up with each prior divorce. You didn't say how many times she's been divorced. If you've both divorced, that doesn't help the math either.
What she makes is irrelevant, since that's "her money", and she'll still expect you to foot all the bills.

Look for someone younger who's fit, feminine , cooperate, who loves sex but hasn't been run through by 200+ dude.
Posted By: Wideopen Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
Originally Posted by ewc
Originally Posted by Triggernosis
For a more serious response, I would whole lot rather hang with a chick that was fun and cool as hell and a little bit tubby than a beauty queen who thought too much of herself. Just date her a while - if she's reasonably attractive and can hang with you doing the things you like to do, overlook the fact that she's a bit chubby and you may find a friend for life.

Originally Posted by Triggernosis
For a more serious response, I would whole lot rather hang with a chick that was fun and cool as hell and a little bit tubby than a beauty queen who thought too much of herself. Just date her a while - if she's reasonably attractive and can hang with you doing the things you like to do, overlook the fact that she's a bit chubby and you may find a friend for life.


I leaning this way. Thanks Bud. Don’t want to make the same mistake twice.

I was married 24 years to a redhead.

Pull this thread up on her computer and have her read it. She will most likely make the decision for you.


I agree. Pretty sad to see any man talking about a woman this way.
Originally Posted by Wideopen
I agree. Pretty sad to see any man talking about a woman this way.

Simp.
Originally Posted by ewc


For the others, I’m 52, she’s 40.


Pretty soon, you’ll be shooting pool with a rope, and she’ll be hitting menopause. How do you see that working out?
Posted By: prplbkrr Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
6 pages in an hour. Must be a record.

If you're asking for marital advice here, the answer is no.
Posted By: Wideopen Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by Wideopen
I agree. Pretty sad to see any man talking about a woman this way.

Simp.

Indeed. Because a lot of what's being discussed here is completely defensible.
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Every 2-3 months my wife and I have make up sex in the laundry room.



We keep things sexy.
Posted By: broomd Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
Originally Posted by ewc
Divorced and have banged a ton of women in the last three years.

Would you date or marry a sweet, pretty, redhead that loves to have sex? 10 years younger, but sort of chunky?

She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.

Damn, she’s fun. But I’m used to moderate to skinny.

Triple D boobs. Red hair. Green eyes.

If you are asking about her here, and speaking in this manner of her, you do not care enough about her to consider marriage.

Do her a favor, and move on down the road. She deserves someone better.

Well said...
Move on. You're far too classy for her.
Posted By: DMc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Rather ride the roller coaster than suffer regret.
Posted By: EdM Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Happy since we met in college in 1984...

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
You should probably be discussing this with the Lady involved.
Posted By: norm99 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Divorced and have banged a ton of women in the last three years.

Would you date or marry a sweet, pretty, redhead that loves to have sex? 10 years younger, but sort of chunky?

She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.

Damn, she’s fun. But I’m used to moderate to skinny.

Triple D boobs. Red hair. Green eyes.



HELLL YES bring her on
Posted By: Seafire Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
Need to ask miss lynn

She is an old chubby redhead


Maybe its Miss Lynn, he's talking about.

I've never had any issues with her personally.

maybe you should do like Schtick.. from what I understand, his plans always were get her drunk and let all his buddies gangbang her,
and then what do they think.....that is how he's been able to remain single for long.... and he's also got a lot of buddies... all drunks, but GOOD buddies
Posted By: AKCHOPPER Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Pears sent.

lol
Posted By: add Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by EdM
Happy since we met in college in 1984...

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]


You met a game farm chukar hunt in college?
Posted By: norm99 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Marriage lasts a long time and things happen. Sex is great but what can you live with if something happens and sex is no longer possible (getting old can do that, too). Can you still live with her happily? Is the marriage based on something stronger than sex?



there can be great intimacy without actual intercourse , a life together grows together and accepts body changes as we grow older. i am 75 and have had prostate cancer, i can still be sexual ,and intimate.

if she loves you and her daughter like you ,WHY not . How would your kids feel?


norm
Posted By: add Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
Originally Posted by ewc
Originally Posted by Triggernosis
For a more serious response, I would whole lot rather hang with a chick that was fun and cool as hell and a little bit tubby than a beauty queen who thought too much of herself. Just date her a while - if she's reasonably attractive and can hang with you doing the things you like to do, overlook the fact that she's a bit chubby and you may find a friend for life.

Originally Posted by Triggernosis
For a more serious response, I would whole lot rather hang with a chick that was fun and cool as hell and a little bit tubby than a beauty queen who thought too much of herself. Just date her a while - if she's reasonably attractive and can hang with you doing the things you like to do, overlook the fact that she's a bit chubby and you may find a friend for life.


I leaning this way. Thanks Bud. Don’t want to make the same mistake twice.

I was married 24 years to a redhead.

Pull this thread up on her computer and have her read it. She will most likely make the decision for you.


^ ^ ^

Never take advice from a fella that won't grill protein.
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by ewc


She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.
.


Pass.


This.
Not interested in a woman with masculine energy for anything outside the bedroom.


Pretty sure I don't want a chicken with masculine energy inside the bedroom. But hey, it's 2021.

PS: this thread is worthless without pics!!!
Posted By: fester Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by RUM7
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by ewc


She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.
.


Pass.


This.
Not interested in a woman with masculine energy for anything outside the bedroom.


Pretty sure I don't want a chicken with masculine energy inside the bedroom. But hey, it's 2021.

PS: this thread is worthless without pics!!!

No d ick pics please
Originally Posted by add
Originally Posted by EdM
Happy since we met in college in 1984...

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]


You met a game farm chukar hunt in college?

And which one is “she?”
Posted By: Hastings Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Years ago I predicted Viagra was going to cause a bunch of trouble.
Posted By: Pappy348 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
If he posts her picture here, SHE needs to move on.
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Pappy348
If he posts her picture here, SHE needs to move on.


As much as I love to rock the boat, I can't say that I do not agree with this statement.
Posted By: add Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Pappy348
If he posts her picture here, SHE needs to move on.

Speak fer yourself.
Posted By: add Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Hastings
Years ago I predicted Viagra was going to cause a bunch of trouble.

...and tell JimInTn something he doesn't know.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by ewc
You so are taking the personality thing wrong.

She’s strong willed. Type A.


So, She tried a strap on on you?

#herecomesthechoochoo🚂🚂

I'm just starting on this thread.

Perhaps I should just stop now?

You, friend, are twisted with a capital T, laugh
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by JSTUART
You should probably be discussing this with the Lady involved.


Makes 300K a year.

Been busy bangin' a bunch of other gals

And has to ask if he should date or marry this gal he's mentioning.

Explanation:

He's from Tennessee.
Posted By: Hastings Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Valsdad
I'm just starting on this thread.

Perhaps I should just stop now?

You, friend, are twisted with a capital T, laugh
Sometimes it is just impossible not to watch. Like a train wreck
Once upon a time I was watching a Fakebook video of a young Cajun woman explaining how she got to feeling neglected by her husband and started screwing his dad. Had 2 kids with FIL (aka Baw Paw) to go with one by her husband. I could not stop watching.
There is some of this story I have to believe is exaggerated. As in tons of women, and the 300K income. If that is true, what the hell are you doing asking for advice here and/or so publicly.
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
To be fair, he just said 300. Didn't actually say 300k
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
I was all on board for marriage and happily ever after. But now I'm worried that Tennessee chubby may be a little.more "expansive" than I was originally thinking.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by RUM7
To be fair, he just said 300. Didn't actually say 300k

Well,

there is an implication in his story.


But, you may be entirely correct.

As I pointed out............................he's from TN


(well, at least according to his info on the left. No one here lies, right?)
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Hastings
Originally Posted by Valsdad
I'm just starting on this thread.

Perhaps I should just stop now?

You, friend, are twisted with a capital T, laugh
Sometimes it is just impossible not to watch. Like a train wreck
Once upon a time I was watching a Fakebook video of a young Cajun woman explaining how she got to feeling neglected by her husband and started screwing his dad. Had 2 kids with FIL (aka Baw Paw) to go with one by her husband. I could not stop watching.
There is some of this story I have to believe is exaggerated. As in tons of women, and the 300K income. If that is true, what the hell are you doing asking for advice here and/or so publicly.


If 300k, and having lots of wimmins, and being divorced 4 years now.......................


I think I'd be more concerned with where my next hunting trip was going to be.

The "lots of wimmins" will be there when I get I back.
Originally Posted by Hastings
Originally Posted by Valsdad
I'm just starting on this thread.

Perhaps I should just stop now?

You, friend, are twisted with a capital T, laugh
Sometimes it is just impossible not to watch. Like a train wreck
Once upon a time I was watching a Fakebook video of a young Cajun woman explaining how she got to feeling neglected by her husband and started screwing his dad. Had 2 kids with FIL (aka Baw Paw) to go with one by her husband. I could not stop watching.
There is some of this story I have to believe is exaggerated. As in tons of women, and the 300K income. If that is true, what the hell are you doing asking for advice here and/or so publicly.

I remember reading that story. It was a few years ago but from I remember she wasn’t bad looking. Fugged up in the head but not unattractive.

I’m thinking the same as far as some likely drunken exaggerations. There aren’t a whole lot of 300K a year careers out there. OP still hasn’t produced the picture of the woman that he stated that he would in his first post if someone would show him how. So OP has a 300K per year career but isn’t smart enough to figure out how to post a picture on the internet??
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Pappy348
If he posts her picture here, SHE needs to move on.


You do realize you’ve been posting your women as your avatar since,,,,,forever ?

🦫
He did post her picture it's half way down on page 2884 of classy women thread.
Posted By: Hancock27 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Magnum_Bob
He did post her picture it's half way down on page 2884 of classy women thread.



OK, Who else fell for this? I admit that I did.
Posted By: Hancock27 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Can she cook? How much "baggage" does she bring?
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
300K a yr and asks advice on a forum about a chubby gal?

Total dweeb, proly some IT guy.

Marriage material? Real simple: how much hunting ground does she own?

Buddy relayed what his grandpa told him......its as easy to love a rich one as it is a poor one.

Of course the bastard tells me this after I marry a poor size 0 redhead. That ended in divorce after a dozen yrs...LOL




Posted By: mirage243 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Come on dude, post a pic of this big ol' red headed whore.
Chunky like Kelly Clarkson?
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Chunky like Kelly Clarkson?




While i like em petite, Clarkson aint too big
Bet shed bring ya a damn good sammy after you blasted her hams for a while.
Posted By: Muffin Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Sheeesh! Should I keep this one or not, should I get the 30-06 or the 7mm, does the 270 make my d!ck look small, can you kill a squirrel with a rock, I have three nuts, what's for dinner..............................
Originally Posted by hookeye
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Chunky like Kelly Clarkson?




While i like em petite, Clarkson aint too big
Bet shed bring ya a damn good sammy after you blasted her hams for a while.


Prolly so.

Rachel Ray too!
I would date but not get married unless you found someone you just couldn't live without. This one sounds fun but you don't seem all in. Im in the see were it leads crowd and you both have fun while your doing that.
Posted By: Pappy348 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Pappy348
If he posts her picture here, SHE needs to move on.


You do realize you’ve been posting your women as your avatar since,,,,,forever ?

🦫



Buddy, those ain’t “my” women, just ones on my wish list.

Almost certain they never hang here….
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by hookeye
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Chunky like Kelly Clarkson?




While i like em petite, Clarkson aint too big
Bet shed bring ya a damn good sammy after you blasted her hams for a while.


Prolly so.

Rachel Ray too!


We are in agreement 😁
Originally Posted by Muffin
Sheeesh! Should I keep this one or not, should I get the 30-06 or the 7mm, does the 270 make my d!ck look small, can you kill a squirrel with a rock, I have three nuts, what's for dinner..............................



BAHAHAHA!! The campfire is a tad played out these days.
Posted By: killerv Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Chunky like Kelly Clarkson?




I have to admit, I like chunky Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson, and Jenifer Love Hewitt
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Any doubts, pass.


Hold on brother....Let’s ask the OP how long he can last riding her before she makes him pop ?

If she’s a 4 minute ride, then she’s got potential.

If you can watch a full episode of Sopranos and still bagging it.....Then find a new girl.


🦫


You kidding? If I pop in 4 min its because I want to get it over with. Pump and dump.

Dated a woman who could easily go for 3 hours with constant, loud O’s. I rode that filly hard and put her away wet. Hells yeah!!
Posted By: Mr_Harry Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Hastings
Originally Posted by Valsdad
I'm just starting on this thread.

Perhaps I should just stop now?

You, friend, are twisted with a capital T, laugh
Sometimes it is just impossible not to watch. Like a train wreck
Once upon a time I was watching a Fakebook video of a young Cajun woman explaining how she got to feeling neglected by her husband and started screwing his dad. Had 2 kids with FIL (aka Baw Paw) to go with one by her husband. I could not stop watching.
There is some of this story I have to believe is exaggerated. As in tons of women, and the 300K income. If that is true, what the hell are you doing asking for advice here and/or so publicly.


If 300k, and having lots of wimmins, and being divorced 4 years now.......................


I think I'd be more concerned with where my next hunting trip was going to be.

The "lots of wimmins" will be there when I get I back.

THIS is the sagest comment in the thread. Personal
Insights and revelations could be realized afield…
You hunt for meat, or trophies?
Never marry a woman, ya can't seesaw with.
~ Pappy
Posted By: Muffin Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Never marry a woman, ya can't seesaw with.
~ Pappy



Words to live by................ that's funny right there.
Posted By: Ky221 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
And we wonder why the divorce rate is what it is........🤦‍♂️
I can't imagine keeping a truck for more than four years.
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Its high because people dont honor their commitment.

And mostly its women....because theyre nuts... or gonna be around age 45.

Worked in a factory with a ton of women
Divorce capitol of the US at one time.

Yeah, the creepy guys would prey on the vulnerable.
But it was the women who felt empowered to do most of the preying ( no fault state ).

Money, youth.........they fugged everything they wanted, because they didnt pay any consequences. Hell it was profitable.


One super hottie i went to college with told me she knew she was messing up but couldnt stop it, til the divorce was done. Always something better, usually imagined.

People are shiddy creatures.

Amazing how when the looks go they all get churchy.

Todays world......its an absolute chitshow. I would not want to be 25 and single today. Hell I played it by the rules and didnt succeed.


Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Divorced for almost 4 years. Been [bleep] wild chicks and getting tired of it.



That’s how I felt, fuuucked a lot, but alone a whole lot too.
Posted By: smokepole Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Never marry a woman, ya can't seesaw with.
~ Pappy


That depends on who gets stuck up on the air. A pretty little thing stuck up there with her legs dangling, yelling "let me down" would be hot.

But if it's you stuck up there, act like it's nothing, and wait until she lets you down. Then run like hell...
We definitely need pics before any real thought can go into this.
Posted By: Muffin Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Never marry a woman, ya can't seesaw with.
~ Pappy


That depends on who gets stuck up on the air. A pretty little thing stuck up there with her legs dangling, yelling "let me down" would be hot.

But if it's you stuck up there, act like it's nothing, and wait until she lets you down. Then run like hell...



Are you sure he was talking about playground equipment????
Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Is this her??


[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Posted By: JimFromTN Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Red hair is a sign of insanity
Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Maybe this one???

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Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Here is her skinny mom

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
This is like moped riding I geuss???

Fun for awhile but most def not long term.
And ya dont want it to be known you rode a moped.

🤔🤔🤔🤪🤪🤪😄😄😄😄
Posted By: SKane Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by broomd
Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
Originally Posted by ewc
Divorced and have banged a ton of women in the last three years.

Would you date or marry a sweet, pretty, redhead that loves to have sex? 10 years younger, but sort of chunky?

She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.

Damn, she’s fun. But I’m used to moderate to skinny.

Triple D boobs. Red hair. Green eyes.

If you are asking about her here, and speaking in this manner of her, you do not care enough about her to consider marriage.

Do her a favor, and move on down the road. She deserves someone better.


Well said...



+2.
He's 52 with the emotional intelligence of a 16 y/o.
Originally Posted by hookeye
Its high because people dont honor their commitment.

And mostly its women....because theyre nuts... or gonna be around age 45.

Worked in a factory with a ton of women
Divorce capitol of the US at one time.

Yeah, the creepy guys would prey on the vulnerable.
But it was the women who felt empowered to do most of the preying ( no fault state ).

Money, youth.........they fugged everything they wanted, because they didnt pay any consequences. Hell it was profitable.


One super hottie i went to college with told me she knew she was messing up but couldnt stop it, til the divorce was done. Always something better, usually imagined.

People are shiddy creatures.

Amazing how when the looks go they all get churchy.

Todays world......its an absolute chitshow. I would not want to be 25 and single today. Hell I played it by the rules and didnt succeed.




A lot of truth in this post.
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Never marry a woman, ya can't seesaw with.
~ Pappy

LOL!!!
Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Looking into the mindset of most of the posters here it's no wonder women are screwed up. The men aren't worth schit.
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Northern factory did some hiring about 10 yrs ago, bunch of young women.
Guys already working there, started fuggin around.
Now they work 7 days a week paying child support to 2 or 3 diff baby mommas.
Live in parents house.

Its hysterical.

Check their social media and they have 1K friends and are out in bars, riding Harleys.

Cracks me up. Stereotypical democrat UAW
Its cool to be stupid, as it makes one popular.
Posted By: Hastings Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
The OP must have sobered up. If so I bet he's aghast at what he put on the internet.
Posted By: SandBilly Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Looking into the mindset of most of the posters here it's no wonder women are screwed up. The men aren't worth schit.


That’s exactly what your wife said about you. Lmao
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
You trust somebody, expect to be disappointed.
Takes 2 to get married, only 1 to get divorced.

Misery loves company.
A woman gains a few lbs, menopause starts..........if they are around bad influences, you're gonna lose half your chit.

We don't live in the Garden of Eden..... because some split thought she knew better.
Posted By: tzone Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by ewc


She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.
.




Pass.


Yep. That means she used to be a dude.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Looking into the mindset of most of the posters here it's no wonder women are screwed up. The men aren't worth schit.


That’s exactly what your wife said about you. Lmao


Well if I'm not worth a schit then my wife's screwed up, so take it with a grain of salt huh? Chicken/egg
Posted By: Teal Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Nothing will kill a relationship quicker than a female's group of friends.

Bunch of wine drunk chicks telling the one chick in their group with a man that he's not worth crap and she could do better being single.


Friends of all stripes are the worst people to talk to about relationship issues - they just want you to be happy which 100/100 means dropping the "other" - rather than realizing you're the problem and need to get straight - which can be likely true in a lot of cases. Man and woman.

As to the OP - IDGAF what you do - this type of thread, pretty low class.
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by stxhunter


Mickey Thomas of Starship fame singing
Posted By: cisco1 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21


Ride 'er 'till she leaves the rails.................
Originally Posted by Teal
Nothing will kill a relationship quicker than a female's group of friends.

Bunch of wine drunk chicks telling the one chick in their group with a man that he's not worth crap and she could do better being single.


Friends of all stripes are the worst people to talk to about relationship issues - they just want you to be happy which 100/100 means dropping the "other" - rather than realizing you're the problem and need to get straight - which can be likely true in a lot of cases. Man and woman.

As to the OP - IDGAF what you do - this type of thread, pretty low class.

Seems like when one finally finds a man. The others can’t stand it. They want a man very badly, but want admit it.
Hasbeen
Posted By: Rooster7 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Just live together and see how that goes. If it goes south, at least you won't be out much of anything.
Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
All of Wifey’s friends have all been divorced for many years. They all have issues, ain’t no wonder they are still single. They are now old, fat, and ugly. No hope for them now.
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
One thing i noticed at the old factory, some women. Lots of fun, no drama....they were fat and old.

Nobody wanted to bang em so they had to be cool.
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by hasbeen1945
Originally Posted by Teal
Nothing will kill a relationship quicker than a female's group of friends.

Bunch of wine drunk chicks telling the one chick in their group with a man that he's not worth crap and she could do better being single.


Friends of all stripes are the worst people to talk to about relationship issues - they just want you to be happy which 100/100 means dropping the "other" - rather than realizing you're the problem and need to get straight - which can be likely true in a lot of cases. Man and woman.

As to the OP - IDGAF what you do - this type of thread, pretty low class.

Seems like when one finally finds a man. The others can’t stand it. They want a man very badly, but want admit it.
Hasbeen


Women hate each other.
They simply want to have or take what another has.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by hookeye
Originally Posted by hasbeen1945
Originally Posted by Teal
Nothing will kill a relationship quicker than a female's group of friends.

Bunch of wine drunk chicks telling the one chick in their group with a man that he's not worth crap and she could do better being single.


Friends of all stripes are the worst people to talk to about relationship issues - they just want you to be happy which 100/100 means dropping the "other" - rather than realizing you're the problem and need to get straight - which can be likely true in a lot of cases. Man and woman.

As to the OP - IDGAF what you do - this type of thread, pretty low class.

Seems like when one finally finds a man. The others can’t stand it. They want a man very badly, but want admit it.
Hasbeen


Women hate each other.
They simply want to have or take what another has.


And they vote!
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Unfortunately
You answered your own question right from the start.

Originally Posted by ewc

Damn, she’s fun.
Red hair. Green eyes.
Posted By: hosfly Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
If she likes playing in the rain,long meaningful talks an walks on the beach haul ass

You can bet she’s also evaluating whether or not you are husband/boyfriend material.
One should look in a mirror when making such weighty decisions.
Posted By: bluefish Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
So, the campfire has turn into an online meat market? OP needs to put up or shut up with a pic I guess or lose all 'fire cred forever.
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by ewc
You so are taking the personality thing wrong.

She’s strong willed. Type A.



Schit! all redheads are strong willed.


And Batschitt Crazy ! Was married to two of them.
Posted By: PJGunner Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Well, this must have been a hoax. No picture(s) of chubbychops.
Paul B.
Posted By: WYcoyote Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by ewc
You so are taking the personality thing wrong.

She’s strong willed. Type A.



Schit! all redheads are strong willed.


And Batschitt Crazy ! Was married to two of them.


Who is crazy?
Posted By: joken2 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21

Originally Posted by hookeye
Originally Posted by hasbeen1945
Originally Posted by Teal
Nothing will kill a relationship quicker than a female's group of friends.

Bunch of wine drunk chicks telling the one chick in their group with a man that he's not worth crap and she could do better being single.


Friends of all stripes are the worst people to talk to about relationship issues - they just want you to be happy which 100/100 means dropping the "other" - rather than realizing you're the problem and need to get straight - which can be likely true in a lot of cases. Man and woman.

As to the OP - IDGAF what you do - this type of thread, pretty low class.

Seems like when one finally finds a man. The others can’t stand it. They want a man very badly, but want admit it.
Hasbeen


Women hate each other.
They simply want to have or take what another has.



Seen it happen many times and had it attempted to me back in the day. Even significant other's best friends will often start getting flirty, all touchy - feely, make strong sexually suggestive remarks when alone with you, not necessarily because they want to climb between the sheets with you but just to see if you're a better catch than theirs is.
I'm good with the reheads Hanco found.
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
"You can always see the character of a man by the woman he chooses"
Might have already been mentioned, if not, the OP should check out "crazy hot matrix" and watch the video. You're welcome.
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by ewc
You so are taking the personality thing wrong.

She’s strong willed. Type A.



Schit! all redheads are strong willed.


And Batschitt Crazy ! Was married to two of them.



I would have thought you'd learn the first time.
Posted By: Leanwolf Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Quote
HASTINGS - "Years ago I predicted Viagra was going to cause a bunch of trouble."


Viagra is just like Disneyland. A two hour wait for a two minute ride. grin

L.W.
Will she fit on KFWA's mower?
Posted By: Cretch Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by RUM7
"You can always see the character of a man by the woman he chooses"


Sometimes by the type of woman that chooses him....
Posted By: goalie Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
This is a long assed thread to simply say: "if there's any doubt, there is no doubt"
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Pappy348
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Pappy348
If he posts her picture here, SHE needs to move on.


You do realize you’ve been posting your women as your avatar since,,,,,forever ?

🦫



Buddy, those ain’t “my” women, just ones on my wish list.

Almost certain they never hang here….


No shît ?!?

And all this time I was thinking how da fûck did he catch that girl.

Laffin

🦫
And no matter how cute, beautiful, sexy, sweet, smart you think she is, the guy before you was glad as hell to see her gone.

I can't imagine life without you, but it sounds awesome. But what did you expect for a couple of ribs? Probably could have thrown in a kidney, spleen, gallbladder and a lung and gotten so much more. Plenty of folks running around with one kidney, one lung and they seem happy.
Posted By: NVhntr Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Picture or it didn't happen.
This has gone on long enough without a picture of the subject.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Picture or it didn't happen.
This has gone on long enough without a picture of the subject.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]



Damnations
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by hanco
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Picture or it didn't happen.
This has gone on long enough without a picture of the subject.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]



Damnations



Umm, no !

Cannot, will not, gun screwed into my eye socket - screw it or die - no frick’n way - shoot me !


😂🦫
Even with the lights off?
Posted By: Leanwolf Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Picture or it didn't happen.
This has gone on long enough without a picture of the subject.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


I'll bet that gal doesn't buy her clothes in the store's "petite" section. Looks like she could eat a wash tub of burritos in one setting, doesn't she? grin

L.W.
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Even with the lights off?


Oh, hell yes !

Lights off, some candles lit to soften up her already thick edges.

I’d grab that head of red hair and rape her face off.

Dave, don’t tell anyone that though.....We’re cool, right ?

😂🦫
Can she clean fish and does she have a boat? Send picture of the boat......
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Picture or it didn't happen.
This has gone on long enough without a picture of the subject.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Meh, she’s borderline. I’d tell her to keep am eye on the scales. cool
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Mr_Harry
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Hastings
Originally Posted by Valsdad
I'm just starting on this thread.

Perhaps I should just stop now?

You, friend, are twisted with a capital T, laugh
Sometimes it is just impossible not to watch. Like a train wreck
Once upon a time I was watching a Fakebook video of a young Cajun woman explaining how she got to feeling neglected by her husband and started screwing his dad. Had 2 kids with FIL (aka Baw Paw) to go with one by her husband. I could not stop watching.
There is some of this story I have to believe is exaggerated. As in tons of women, and the 300K income. If that is true, what the hell are you doing asking for advice here and/or so publicly.


If 300k, and having lots of wimmins, and being divorced 4 years now.......................


I think I'd be more concerned with where my next hunting trip was going to be.

The "lots of wimmins" will be there when I get I back.

THIS is the sagest comment in the thread. Personal
Insights and revelations could be realized afield…
You hunt for meat, or trophies?


I hunt............because I hunt.

I'm the official "Unluckiest Hunter on the Campfire" (Beav, can I get in on that award this season?)


I see elk at 80 yards broadside 400 yards from camp and the truck, right on the edge of the two track I drove in on..................................when I have a Coues tag in my pocket.

I see a winter flock of 50 or so turkeys the same trip, had jakes come up to check me out at 13 yards. Do they do that when I have a turkey tag?

I see does in buck season and vice versa. Javelina during elk season, cow elk when I have a bull tag, bulls when I have an archery cow tag and the list goes on.

But.....................I hunt.........................because I hunt.

(trophies mean little to me. I have spurs and the tail of a tom I killed, pics of some other stuff, but I have a wife that doesn't want "Dead animals" on the walls, so if I was ever lucky enough to get a "big one" the antlers would go out on the fence with the sheds and dead cattle skulls from around this place)
Posted By: mirage243 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Picture or it didn't happen.
This has gone on long enough without a picture of the subject.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


No wonder she likes to fuqk, all kind of places to stick it.
Originally Posted by killerv
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Chunky like Kelly Clarkson?




I have to admit, I like chunky Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson, and Jenifer Love Hewitt


Wasn’t her porn name Krystal Steal?

Least it looked like her...... 🤪😂🤪
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Mr_Harry
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Hastings
Originally Posted by Valsdad
I'm just starting on this thread.

Perhaps I should just stop now?

You, friend, are twisted with a capital T, laugh
Sometimes it is just impossible not to watch. Like a train wreck
Once upon a time I was watching a Fakebook video of a young Cajun woman explaining how she got to feeling neglected by her husband and started screwing his dad. Had 2 kids with FIL (aka Baw Paw) to go with one by her husband. I could not stop watching.
There is some of this story I have to believe is exaggerated. As in tons of women, and the 300K income. If that is true, what the hell are you doing asking for advice here and/or so publicly.


If 300k, and having lots of wimmins, and being divorced 4 years now.......................


I think I'd be more concerned with where my next hunting trip was going to be.

The "lots of wimmins" will be there when I get I back.

THIS is the sagest comment in the thread. Personal
Insights and revelations could be realized afield…
You hunt for meat, or trophies?


I hunt............because I hunt.

I'm the official "Unluckiest Hunter on the Campfire" (Beav, can I get in on that award this season?)


I see elk at 80 yards broadside 400 yards from camp and the truck, right on the edge of the two track I drove in on..................................when I have a Coues tag in my pocket.

I see a winter flock of 50 or so turkeys the same trip, had jakes come up to check me out at 13 yards. Do they do that when I have a turkey tag?

I see does in buck season and vice versa. Javelina during elk season, cow elk when I have a bull tag, bulls when I have an archery cow tag and the list goes on.

But.....................I hunt.........................because I hunt.

(trophies mean little to me. I have spurs and the tail of a tom I killed, pics of some other stuff, but I have a wife that doesn't want "Dead animals" on the walls, so if I was ever lucky enough to get a "big one" the antlers would go out on the fence with the sheds and dead cattle skulls from around this place)


Is all that just to say you like big gals? 🤪😂😂
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by hanco
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Picture or it didn't happen.
This has gone on long enough without a picture of the subject.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]



Damnations


Whatchu so surprised about?

That looks just like one a your girls you always postin' pics of.
Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by hanco
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Picture or it didn't happen.
This has gone on long enough without a picture of the subject.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]



Damnations


Whatchu so surprised about?

That looks just like one a your girls you always postin' pics of.


Ain’t posted a fat gurl pic in two years🤪
Posted By: Hastings Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by bluefish
So, the campfire has turn into an online meat market? OP needs to put up or shut up with a pic I guess or lose all 'fire cred forever.
He sobered up. Or maybe Petunia found out he was gossiping about her.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by hanco
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by hanco
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Picture or it didn't happen.
This has gone on long enough without a picture of the subject.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]



Damnations


Whatchu so surprised about?

That looks just like one a your girls you always postin' pics of.


Ain’t posted a fat gurl pic in two years🤪


And some of us are happy about it!
Posted By: 284LUVR Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Sooner or later those DDDs gonna be waaayy further south than at present
Posted By: ol_mike Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
I just wasted about 25 minutes of my life
Posted By: Muffin Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by champlain_islander
Can she clean fish and does she have a boat? Send picture of the boat......



Barge.................. maybe!
Posted By: Muffin Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Picture or it didn't happen.
This has gone on long enough without a picture of the subject.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


All that flesh and so little tatas....
Posted By: Lonny Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Does anybody actually believe any of this is true? When people respond with what seems to be heartfelt advice, I gotta think they believe posts like this....

Nothing helps a thread gain speed quicker than saying how much you get laid, money, possessions, how tough they are, etc... It's worth a laugh at some level and the OP did get people responding.
Posted By: BobBrown Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Picture or it didn't happen.
This has gone on long enough without a picture of the subject.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Meh, she’s borderline. I’d tell her to keep am eye on the scales. cool

She looks like a TON of fun. Just don’t tell your friends about it . Finding her box would take a hard hat and headlamp too . LMAO
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Picture or it didn't happen.
This has gone on long enough without a picture of the subject.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Meh, she’s borderline. I’d tell her to keep am eye on the scales. cool

She looks like a TON of fun. Just don’t tell your friends about it . Finding her box would take a hard hat and headlamp too . LMAO

She’d be appreciative and show some effort.
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Lonny
Does anybody actually believe any of this is true? When people respond with what seems to be heartfelt advice, I gotta think they believe posts like this....

Nothing helps a thread gain speed quicker than saying how much you get laid, money, possessions, how tough they are, etc... It's worth a laugh at some level and the OP did get people responding.


Nope.
The audience is not the OP.
Many read but dont post.
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Umm, no !

Cannot, will not, gun screwed into my eye socket - screw it or die - no frick’n way - shoot me !

😂🦫



Ummm, yeah. I'd have to say I'm right behind you on this one.

Figuratively speaking, of course.

Makes end-of-life musings seem not so bad.
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Picture or it didn't happen.
This has gone on long enough without a picture of the subject.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Meh, she’s borderline. I’d tell her to keep am eye on the scales. cool

She looks like a TON of fun. Just don’t tell your friends about it . Finding her box would take a hard hat and headlamp too . LMAO

She’d be appreciative and show some effort.


The effort would be getting her gunt flap up and outta the way.

A Hoyer lift my need to be called in.

😂🦫
Originally Posted by Tide_Change
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Umm, no !

Cannot, will not, gun screwed into my eye socket - screw it or die - no frick’n way - shoot me !

😂🦫



Ummm, yeah. I'd have to say I'm right behind you on this one.

Figuratively speaking, of course.

Makes end-of-life musings seem not so bad.


I guess that would be one way to go. Let her sit on your face.
You've already fallen for her. She is going to break your sorry heart.
Don't do it!
Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
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Posted By: Valsdad Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by hanco
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never a bad idea before a decision like that of the OP needs to be made.

Relieves the "pressure" in more than just a figurative sense.
Originally Posted by hanco
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

LOL!
Puzzy’s sweet, so is honey.
Beat your meat and save your money.
Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by hanco
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

LOL!
Puzzy’s sweet, so is honey.
Beat your meat and save your money.


Cheaper, lot of happy times in a big jar of Vaseline
Read through ten pages so far and still no pics...
Posted By: NVhntr Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Hang in there!
You're asking a bunch of over the hill, old farts, hooked on Ambien, for dating advice.
Posted By: UncleAlps Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
If your sleeping with her like she is your wife then what's the problem with making it official?
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Some quick points to ponder-

I’ve been a member here since 2006. I’ve seen dumber posts by far.

Couple posters here know me personally (as in face to face). If they see this cluster post of mine, I’m certain they’ll chime in.

I own a small construction company. Last year was 300k, this year might be $300. You never know. I work at least 10-12 hours a day so I’m not on here posting 27,000 times per year. Notice my post count.

She works for one of the largest insurance companies in the US s an account manager/project manager

I am an average Tennessean with only two degrees- BS and MS.

I’ll refrain from posting her picture. Good idea from someone who posted above. (yes I make that much and have a masters degree but still don’t know how to post pictures)

Now, feel free to give me [bleep]. I’ll be good with it and may get a laugh or two.

Thanks for a couple good thoughts, sift thru crap posts and they’ll always be someone that posts good info.
Posted By: callnum Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by Hunter270Guy
You're asking a bunch of over the hill, old farts, hooked on Ambien, for dating advice.



And most giving advice have been divorced multiple times.

LOL
Originally Posted by Hunter270Guy
You're asking a bunch of over the hill, old farts, hooked on Ambien, for dating advice.


Don’t you have a yeast infection to attend to?
Originally Posted by callnum
Originally Posted by Hunter270Guy
You're asking a bunch of over the hill, old farts, hooked on Ambien, for dating advice.



And most giving advice have been divorced multiple times.

LOL


And you only date men

LOL
Originally Posted by Poconojack

You can bet she’s also evaluating whether or not you are husband/boyfriend material.
One should look in a mirror when making such weighty decisions.


He makes 300K.
She's already decided that.
Originally Posted by ewc
Some quick points to ponder-

I’ve been a member here since 2006. I’ve seen dumber posts by far.

Couple posters here know me personally (as in face to face). If they see this cluster post of mine, I’m certain they’ll chime in.

I own a small construction company. Last year was 300k, this year might be $300. You never know. I work at least 10-12 hours a day so I’m not on here posting 27,000 times per year. Notice my post count.

She works for one of the largest insurance companies in the US s an account manager/project manager

I am an average Tennessean with only two degrees- BS and MS.


I’ll refrain from posting her picture. Good idea from someone who posted above. (yes I make that much and have a masters degree but still don’t know how to post pictures)

Now, feel free to give me [bleep]. I’ll be good with it and may get a laugh or two.

Thanks for a couple good thoughts, sift thru crap posts and they’ll always be someone that posts good info.



Hell, I might know ya.
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by Poconojack

You can bet she’s also evaluating whether or not you are husband/boyfriend material.
One should look in a mirror when making such weighty decisions.


He makes 300K.
She's already decided that.



Plus she’s fat. Not like she has tons of options outside the Hispanic and AA communities….
What’s a brick and a fat chick have in common?
At some point they’re both getting laid by a Mexican.
Relax, take your time, see what happens, and have fun.

Good luck.
Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
300K should get a trophy wife????
Posted By: mirage243 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/08/21
Originally Posted by hanco
300K should get a trophy wife????


I know a couple 250-300K a year guys that couldn't get laid in a 2 dollar whore house.
Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by mirage243
Originally Posted by hanco
300K should get a trophy wife????


I know a couple 250-300K a year guys that couldn't get laid in a 2 dollar whore house.


There is that, I could dance when I was single, had to turn down some. It took me a little while to learn I couldn’t fuuuck them all, was getting worn down. If you can dance at all you can get pussy. Dancing should be a mandatory class for high school boys.
Posted By: ISRO Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
You leave me with no other option:

"Free Fred"
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by callnum
Originally Posted by Hunter270Guy
You're asking a bunch of over the hill, old farts, hooked on Ambien, for dating advice.



And most giving advice have been divorced multiple times.

LOL


Gettin em and keepin em aint the same.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by ISRO
You leave me with no other option:

"Free Fred"


Finally bringing some sense to the thread!
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Some quick points to ponder-

I’ve been a member here since 2006. I’ve seen dumber posts by far.

Couple posters here know me personally (as in face to face). If they see this cluster post of mine, I’m certain they’ll chime in.

I own a small construction company. Last year was 300k, this year might be $300. You never know. I work at least 10-12 hours a day so I’m not on here posting 27,000 times per year. Notice my post count.

She works for one of the largest insurance companies in the US s an account manager/project manager

I am an average Tennessean with only two degrees- BS and MS.

I’ll refrain from posting her picture. Good idea from someone who posted above. (yes I make that much and have a masters degree but still don’t know how to post pictures)

Now, feel free to give me [bleep]. I’ll be good with it and may get a laugh or two.

Thanks for a couple good thoughts, sift thru crap posts and they’ll always be someone that posts good info.



Dude,

the average Tennesseean has two degrees?


Amazeballs!

That's awesome.
Posted By: antlers Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
“Half...!”
Originally Posted by hanco
Originally Posted by mirage243
Originally Posted by hanco
300K should get a trophy wife????


I know a couple 250-300K a year guys that couldn't get laid in a 2 dollar whore house.


There is that, I could dance when I was single, had to turn down some. It took me a little while to learn I couldn’t fuuuck them all, was getting worn down. If you can dance at all you can get pussy. Dancing should be a mandatory class for high school boys.


Dancing is for sancho's and queers.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by ewc
Some quick points to ponder-

I’ve been a member here since 2006. I’ve seen dumber posts by far.

Couple posters here know me personally (as in face to face). If they see this cluster post of mine, I’m certain they’ll chime in.

I own a small construction company. Last year was 300k, this year might be $300. You never know. I work at least 10-12 hours a day so I’m not on here posting 27,000 times per year. Notice my post count.

She works for one of the largest insurance companies in the US s an account manager/project manager

I am an average Tennessean with only two degrees- BS and MS.

I’ll refrain from posting her picture. Good idea from someone who posted above. (yes I make that much and have a masters degree but still don’t know how to post pictures)

Now, feel free to give me [bleep]. I’ll be good with it and may get a laugh or two.

Thanks for a couple good thoughts, sift thru crap posts and they’ll always be someone that posts good info.



Dude,

the average Tennesseean has two degrees?


Amazeballs!

That's awesome.


Welp

I’m defishent
Only got 1

Geno don’t hate me. 😢
Posted By: Muffin Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by mirage243
Originally Posted by hanco
300K should get a trophy wife????


I know a couple 250-300K a year guys that couldn't get laid in a 2 dollar whore house.


I heard it was : He couldn't get laid if he was warden at a women's prison with a fist full of pardons......................
Posted By: viking Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Good lord is this still raging?


I recommend the OP seek guidance and consul from Flavius Maximus ..decisions of such great importance need a blessing.😂
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by ewc
Some quick points to ponder-

I’ve been a member here since 2006. I’ve seen dumber posts by far.

Couple posters here know me personally (as in face to face). If they see this cluster post of mine, I’m certain they’ll chime in.

I own a small construction company. Last year was 300k, this year might be $300. You never know. I work at least 10-12 hours a day so I’m not on here posting 27,000 times per year. Notice my post count.

She works for one of the largest insurance companies in the US s an account manager/project manager

I am an average Tennessean with only two degrees- BS and MS.

I’ll refrain from posting her picture. Good idea from someone who posted above. (yes I make that much and have a masters degree but still don’t know how to post pictures)

Now, feel free to give me [bleep]. I’ll be good with it and may get a laugh or two.

Thanks for a couple good thoughts, sift thru crap posts and they’ll always be someone that posts good info.



Dude,

the average Tennesseean has two degrees?


Amazeballs!

That's awesome.


Welp

I’m defishent
Only got 1

Geno don’t hate me. 😢


You shouldn't be worrying about me.

What will the rest of TN think of you. You're dragging down the average bro.

Better sign up with Southern New Hampshire Univ. Lot of happy lookin' folks in their ads.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Obviously she's not if you are posting this. LOL

Pass her around.
Posted By: mrmarklin Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Some quick points to ponder-

I’ve been a member here since 2006. I’ve seen dumber posts by far.

Couple posters here know me personally (as in face to face). If they see this cluster post of mine, I’m certain they’ll chime in.

I own a small construction company. Last year was 300k, this year might be $300. You never know. I work at least 10-12 hours a day so I’m not on here posting 27,000 times per year. Notice my post count.

She works for one of the largest insurance companies in the US s an account manager/project manager

I am an average Tennessean with only two degrees- BS and MS.

I’ll refrain from posting her picture. Good idea from someone who posted above. (yes I make that much and have a masters degree but still don’t know how to post pictures)

Now, feel free to give me [bleep]. I’ll be good with it and may get a laugh or two.

Thanks for a couple good thoughts, sift thru crap posts and they’ll always be someone that posts good info.



I’ll take your word for it she’s attractive despite the chubby. But at $300k you can do way better. Get online. There are some serious relationships to be had out there. Unless you’re a total dirtbag you can go much younger and prettier.
You said she has a daughter. How old is she? Asking for a friend. blush
Posted By: Region6 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
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Photo for EWC
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by Region6
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Photo for EWC

Oooohhh!
Posted By: slumlord Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by ewc
Some quick points to ponder-

I’ve been a member here since 2006. I’ve seen dumber posts by far.

Couple posters here know me personally (as in face to face). If they see this cluster post of mine, I’m certain they’ll chime in.

I own a small construction company. Last year was 300k, this year might be $300. You never know. I work at least 10-12 hours a day so I’m not on here posting 27,000 times per year. Notice my post count.

She works for one of the largest insurance companies in the US s an account manager/project manager

I am an average Tennessean with only two degrees- BS and MS.

I’ll refrain from posting her picture. Good idea from someone who posted above. (yes I make that much and have a masters degree but still don’t know how to post pictures)

Now, feel free to give me [bleep]. I’ll be good with it and may get a laugh or two.

Thanks for a couple good thoughts, sift thru crap posts and they’ll always be someone that posts good info.



Dude,

the average Tennesseean has two degrees?


Amazeballs!

That's awesome.


Welp

I’m defishent
Only got 1

Geno don’t hate me. 😢


You shouldn't be worrying about me.

What will the rest of TN think of you. You're dragging down the average bro.

Better sign up with Southern New Hampshire Univ. Lot of happy lookin' folks in their ads.


Thanks man

I been thinking be a free lance management consultant or life coach/motivational speaker.
Originally Posted by hanco
Originally Posted by mirage243
Originally Posted by hanco
300K should get a trophy wife????


I know a couple 250-300K a year guys that couldn't get laid in a 2 dollar whore house.


There is that, I could dance when I was single, had to turn down some. It took me a little while to learn I couldn’t fuuuck them all, was getting worn down. If you can dance at all you can get pussy. Dancing should be a mandatory class for high school boys.

Thank God it ain't. That would have been catastrophic to my GPA.
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by callnum
Originally Posted by Hunter270Guy
You're asking a bunch of over the hill, old farts, hooked on Ambien, for dating advice.
And most giving advice have been divorced multiple times.

LOL
And you only date men

LOL

I hear the people who obsess the most about gay schit are the closet homos.
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Hell, I might know ya.


Maybe so.
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
You posted that Tennesseans were stupid, or insinuated as much.

I think most that post here are very intelligent. Except that dude in the diapers.
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Whole thread is moot. Ended it. Somewhat mutually. Need to figure how to get her phones off my company plan.

I asked for a little suggestive help when it was nut cutting time.

Didn’t think you guys were going to take more than a couple minutes.

2.02 eastern. Gonna be a long day tomorrow.
Posted By: mirage243 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Whole thread is moot. Ended it. Somewhat mutually. Need to figure how to get her phones off my company plan.


Are you fuqking serious? Boy, you are a dumbass. You make 300k a year and you already have her phones (multiple) on your company plan, and you can't figure out how to get em off?????
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by Region6
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Photo for EWC




Good grief...what the fuck is THAT!
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Office manager does this dick head
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Less than 3 hours sleep. Getting a shower and going to first jobsite.

Mirage-

Since you know more than me, come get your hands dirty bitch.

I’ll pay you well for someone that knows nothing about running a business.
Posted By: ewc Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
I’m done here.

Have a great day-
Posted By: mirage243 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Less than 3 hours sleep. Getting a shower and going to first jobsite.

Mirage-

Since you know more than me, come get your hands dirty bitch.

I’ll pay you well for someone that knows nothing about running a business.


Been in business 31 years now you ignorant fuqk.

You been up all night fuqkin' that fat bitch, ain't ya? 🤣
OP is a train wreck! 52 years old with a “business to run” staying up all night drinking… maybe nose candy? GF makes 100k per but is on his phone plan and can’t manage her own plan. Depending on post she might not be a GF just a fugg buddy that he might date or marry down the road. Yesterday you’re thinking about marriage. Today you’ve split up mutually. Dude you’re nothing but drama and nowhere near as together as you’re trying to portray yourself.
Posted By: Muffin Re: Husband/Boyfriend Material - 09/09/21
...
I love a train wreck thread
Sure I can understand getting married once, but damned if I would get married twice
And yeah I am still on the first hitch
Originally Posted by ewc
I’m done here.

Have a great day-


Now this thread can die. OP lied from the start. Probably about all of it. The "job site" is probably the one he uses a shovel at rather than runs. Of course, he can always prove it...
Originally Posted by ewc
Office manager does this dick head


He banging her also?

#allinthistogether
#swordfighting

Sheesh!




Sheesh x 2!!
Originally Posted by ewc
Less than 3 hours sleep. Getting a shower and going to first jobsite.
.


#notallheroeswearcapes
Originally Posted by hanco
[quote=mirage243]Dancing should be a mandatory class for high school boys.


Yep.

There oughtta be a class for basic guy skills.

To include dancing, auto mechanics , a martial art, firearms and manners.
Have a good day out there ewc.

A buddy was widowed at 60.

He got online on a dating site, I can ask him which one.

Maybe three women and a year later he met an absolutely dynamite woman, also financially secure. I’m invited to the wedding.
Posted By: Teal Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by hanco
[quote=mirage243]Dancing should be a mandatory class for high school boys.


Yep.

There oughtta be a class for basic guy skills.

To include dancing, auto mechanics , a martial art, firearms and manners.


Kinda figured that was my job as a parent.
Posted By: pullit Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Dance was part of your gym class when I went to high school. In full discloser, it was square dancing, but hey I am from TN. This was back in the 70's
Posted By: Teal Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by pullit
Dance was part of your gym class when I went to high school. In full discloser, it was square dancing, but hey I am from TN. This was back in the 70's


Same - had square dancing and the jitterbug in school but that was late 80's/early 90's.

Outside of that, I've danced 2x. First time at my wedding - ended up divorced 6 years later. Not saying they're connected but I don't know if I'm willing to take that chance again.

Second time - current GF wanted to dance - we were drunk. UKN how that turned out. I don't remember much.
Posted By: Hogwild7 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
When you have picked the right wife. You won't be wondering is she too heavy? Am I Ok with her personality?
If she is the right one you will be thinking you can't imagine yourself not being with her forever.
Posted By: efw Re: Husband/Boyfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by mirage243
Originally Posted by ewc
Whole thread is moot. Ended it. Somewhat mutually. Need to figure how to get her phones off my company plan.


Are you fuqking serious? Boy, you are a dumbass. You make 300k a year and you already have her phones (multiple) on your company plan, and you can't figure out how to get em off?????



[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
+1
Posted By: tzone Re: Husband/Boyfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Less than 3 hours sleep. Getting a shower and going to first jobsite.

Mirage-

Since you know more than me, come get your hands dirty bitch.

I’ll pay you well for someone that knows nothing about running a business.


Yeah....well we know about running some bitches!
LOL
Originally Posted by Hogwild7
When you have picked the right wife. You won't be wondering is she too heavy? Am I Ok with her personality?
If she is the right one you will be thinking you can't imagine yourself not being with her forever.



Best advice on here. Can't believe the comments about a woman know one knows. She might be a great woman, drug around here by a bunch of guys due to her weight.
Lots of worse things that being a tad chunky; now fat, that's quite another story.

MM
Posted By: Teal Re: Husband/Boyfriend Material - 09/09/21
Fat/Chunky people are harder to kidnap.


I am this shape for Persec.
How many women making 100k a year need someone to put their phones on their plan?
Posted By: Teal Re: Husband/Boyfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by mirage243
How many women making 100k a year need someone to put their phones on their plan?


She's making 100,500 a year, the 45 dollar phone plan would drop it to 99,460
Happy ending! (The non-stick kind)
"Ended it." doesn't tell who.
Originally Posted by ewc
Less than 3 hours sleep. Getting a shower and going to first jobsite.....
At 52 years old you might ought to slow down just a little if you want to live. You have any reason to live besides alcohol, banging ''tons'' of women, and 300K a year? Kids, friends, hobbies, fishing?
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Uh IMHO self respect says dont be a fatty.

All women are crazy, the lardasses just eat more.

Of course you have the exercise and stay thin psychos too.
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
BTW I think cute trumps hot.
If she can go fishing or get dirty Jeepin and laugh about it, chances are she might be worth a risk.
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Ive been fooled and wont get married again.
Hell id rather have a good pizza than a piece of azz.
(This gallbladder BS changes ones perspective ).

😁
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by hookeye
BTW I think cute trumps hot.
If she can go fishing or get dirty Jeepin and laugh about it, chances are she might be worth a chance.

Well, she does have that manly personality going on.
I’m going on the record as stating I will not be teaching, nor allow someone else to teach, my son to dance.
Sheesh, hold into the brown eye….
#stayhetero
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Didn't read the whole thread, did slummy chime in with dropping her down the cistern for a spell?
Posted By: hookeye Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Originally Posted by hookeye
BTW I think cute trumps hot.
If she can go fishing or get dirty Jeepin and laugh about it, chances are she might be worth a chance.

Well, she does have that manly personality going on.


Some gals are afraid to leave the house without makeup, or get dirty.

Some always look nice, because that's all theyve got.

Some can clean up pretty good after a bit of fun
Originally Posted by jackmountain
I’m going on the record as stating I will not be teaching, nor allow someone else to teach, my son to dance.


....and teach them French too.....

Posted By: bluefish Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Seems EWC is the new 'fire bitch.
Posted By: Muffin Re: Husband/Boyfriend Material - 09/09/21


Originally Posted by Muffin
...



Thread title change because we learned more about you than her..............
Posted By: TrueGrit Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Originally Posted by hookeye
Ive been fooled and wont get married again.
Hell id rather have a good pizza than a piece of azz.
(This gallbladder BS changes ones perspective ).

😁

Don't know what a gallbladder has to do with sex, but I've had some rank, stank and even fat hoes that was better than any pizza. Your ex-wife must of really kicked your dick in the dirt.
Just a couple of points to ponder.

1. She is single for a reason.

2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?

3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.

4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.

5. PM me a clam shot...hers.
Posted By: Hastings Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/09/21
Maybe he's learned to not be posting stuff while drunk/drugged.
Posted By: AB2506 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/10/21
Originally Posted by ewc
Divorced and have banged a ton of women in the last three years.

Would you date or marry a sweet, pretty, redhead that loves to have sex? 10 years younger, but sort of chunky?

She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.

Damn, she’s fun. But I’m used to moderate to skinny.

Triple D boobs. Red hair. Green eyes.


Chunky with triple D boobs, she'll trend to fat as she ages. Concerned about a man's personality. You want to date/marry a dude? Pass.
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by ewc


She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.
.




Pass.


Can she...

1) skin a deer
2) rebuild a carburetor
3) sharpen a chainsaw




Flocephus?
Posted By: tikkanut Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/10/21
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Just a couple of points to ponder.

1. She is single for a reason.

2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?

3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.

4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.

5. PM me a clam shot...hers.




bet this redhead makes UR dick hard...eh.......

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Posted By: hanco Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/10/21
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Didn't read the whole thread, did slummy chime in with dropping her down the cistern for a spell?




Lot of guys won’t know what a cistern is. I’ve only seen one.
Originally Posted by hanco
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Didn't read the whole thread, did slummy chime in with dropping her down the cistern for a spell?

Lot of guys won’t know what a cistern is. I’ve only seen one.

I don’t have a water holding tank, but my cistern does.
Posted By: irfubar Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/11/21
Originally Posted by tikkanut
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Just a couple of points to ponder.

1. She is single for a reason.

2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?

3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.

4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.

5. PM me a clam shot...hers.




bet this redhead makes UR dick hard...eh.......

[img]https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/0f0f45ecc2177c3c7f3c596d02bde43f[/img]


Damn Tikka, I clicked on your link...... may you burn in hell for that.... well not really , but jeesh that was cruel
Originally Posted by tikkanut
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Just a couple of points to ponder.

1. She is single for a reason.

2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?

3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.

4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.

5. PM me a clam shot...hers.




bet this redhead makes UR dick hard...eh.......

[img]https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/0f0f45ecc2177c3c7f3c596d02bde43f[/img]

I clicked on that, you [bleep].
Well if that is all can afford..........................
Posted By: Joel/AK Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/11/21
I'll be sure and tell my wife that chicks can't lose weight as they get older. She's pushing 50 and just lost over 40lbs. She's under 120 and she wants more gone.
Originally Posted by tikkanut
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Just a couple of points to ponder.

1. She is single for a reason.

2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?

3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.

4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.

5. PM me a clam shot...hers.




bet this redhead makes UR dick hard...eh.......

[img]https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/0f0f45ecc2177c3c7f3c596d02bde43f[/img]


Not cool. I about lost my Cheetos.
Originally Posted by Joel/AK
I'll be sure and tell my wife that chicks can't lose weight as they get older. She's pushing 50 and just lost over 40lbs. She's under 120 and she wants more gone.


What is an outlier Alex?
Posted By: Huntz Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/11/21
Run,run as fast as you can and don`t look back
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Wife/Girlfriend Material - 09/11/21
This her?

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Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by hanco
[quote=mirage243]Dancing should be a mandatory class for high school boys.


Yep.

There oughtta be a class for basic guy skills.

To include dancing, auto mechanics , a martial art, firearms and manners.


I always told my boys if you can dance, you have a chance.

I've also seen some guys that could dance well and get in some trouble with it. "I can't help it if you can't dance and your wife/GF wants to dance with me".
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