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Thread title change because we learned more about you than her..............
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Ive been fooled and wont get married again. Hell id rather have a good pizza than a piece of azz. (This gallbladder BS changes ones perspective ).
😁 Don't know what a gallbladder has to do with sex, but I've had some rank, stank and even fat hoes that was better than any pizza. Your ex-wife must of really kicked your dick in the dirt.
Life is good live it while you can.
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Campfire Ranger
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Just a couple of points to ponder.
1. She is single for a reason.
2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?
3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.
4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.
5. PM me a clam shot...hers.
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Maybe he's learned to not be posting stuff while drunk/drugged.
Patriotism (and religion) is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Jesus: "Take heed that no man deceive you."
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Divorced and have banged a ton of women in the last three years.
Would you date or marry a sweet, pretty, redhead that loves to have sex? 10 years younger, but sort of chunky?
She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.
Damn, she’s fun. But I’m used to moderate to skinny.
Triple D boobs. Red hair. Green eyes. Chunky with triple D boobs, she'll trend to fat as she ages. Concerned about a man's personality. You want to date/marry a dude? Pass.
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She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem. .
Pass. Can she... 1) skin a deer 2) rebuild a carburetor 3) sharpen a chainsaw Flocephus?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Just a couple of points to ponder.
1. She is single for a reason.
2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?
3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.
4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.
5. PM me a clam shot...hers.
bet this redhead makes UR dick hard...eh....... [img] https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/0f0f45ecc2177c3c7f3c596d02bde43f[/img]
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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Campfire Savant
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Didn't read the whole thread, did slummy chime in with dropping her down the cistern for a spell? Lot of guys won’t know what a cistern is. I’ve only seen one.
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Campfire Oracle
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Didn't read the whole thread, did slummy chime in with dropping her down the cistern for a spell? Lot of guys won’t know what a cistern is. I’ve only seen one. I don’t have a water holding tank, but my cistern does.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Just a couple of points to ponder.
1. She is single for a reason.
2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?
3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.
4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.
5. PM me a clam shot...hers.
bet this redhead makes UR dick hard...eh....... [img] https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/0f0f45ecc2177c3c7f3c596d02bde43f[/img] Damn Tikka, I clicked on your link...... may you burn in hell for that.... well not really , but jeesh that was cruel
Originally Posted by Judman PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Just a couple of points to ponder.
1. She is single for a reason.
2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?
3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.
4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.
5. PM me a clam shot...hers.
bet this redhead makes UR dick hard...eh....... [img] https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/0f0f45ecc2177c3c7f3c596d02bde43f[/img] I clicked on that, you [bleep].
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Well if that is all can afford..........................
Kevin NRA Lifetime Member Retired, Fulltime RV'er
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I'll be sure and tell my wife that chicks can't lose weight as they get older. She's pushing 50 and just lost over 40lbs. She's under 120 and she wants more gone.
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Campfire Ranger
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Just a couple of points to ponder.
1. She is single for a reason.
2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?
3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.
4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.
5. PM me a clam shot...hers.
bet this redhead makes UR dick hard...eh....... [img] https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/0f0f45ecc2177c3c7f3c596d02bde43f[/img] Not cool. I about lost my Cheetos.
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Campfire Ranger
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I'll be sure and tell my wife that chicks can't lose weight as they get older. She's pushing 50 and just lost over 40lbs. She's under 120 and she wants more gone. What is an outlier Alex?
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Campfire Outfitter
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Run,run as fast as you can and don`t look back
Its all right to be white!! Stupidity left unattended will run rampant Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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This her?
Dog I rescued in January
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[quote=mirage243]Dancing should be a mandatory class for high school boys.
Yep. There oughtta be a class for basic guy skills. To include dancing, auto mechanics , a martial art, firearms and manners. I always told my boys if you can dance, you have a chance. I've also seen some guys that could dance well and get in some trouble with it. "I can't help it if you can't dance and your wife/GF wants to dance with me".
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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