LaPierre out - 24hourcampfire

Surprised this hasn't made national headlines, nor the pages of Campfire.

Can this be true?

https://gishgallop.com/the-nras-wayne-lapierre-offers-tear-filled-resignation/

Went to NRA homepage for first time ever. No news there. But also, the NRA site is nothing but advertising for Join, Read, View, Shop, Give, stuff for sale.

Let us hope so!!!!!!!

Maybe now hell have time to work on his shooting for the next big hunt...

Gish gallop means to hurl lies and falsehoods at your opponent during a debate.
Guessing it’s not true.

So, you read the "article"?

“Look, for too long I have come out here and told people that a bunch of dead kids is a good thing. I have to either stop doing that or put my guns to the use they’re likely headed for anyway. Putting a bullet through my wrinkly little head.” LaPierre continues, “I am just going to choose to stop acting like dead kids are something we need to embrace. I am going to open an orphanage. I think that’s a better use of my time than making murdered kids sound like a fundamental human right, and I may, finally, be able to sleep at night.”

Like that prick Harry Reid used to do.

I sure hope so too.

Read the article.
It sounds like a sarcastic anti gun peice......

Doubt that the article is real.

It's satire.

Wish it were so, anyway. That fugger won't go out any other way than feet first on a stretcher after expiring from olde age.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ws...-ceo-wayne-lapierres-removal-11632517397

Ted Nugent could not be reached for comment - for once in his entire life.

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Without terminating the rest of the BoD, the problems within the NRA will only fester and persist. Any Board that would allow LaPierre to conduct business the way he did ain't worth keeping.

If the NRA wants another penny from me, they'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

25 years ago I was standing around at the Puyallup gun show, when I was told, "There goes Wayne LaPierre with his body guard right behind him!"

I watched them walk, but they did not seem interesting.

Even if he does step down at this point it's too little too late for me.

Originally Posted by PaulBarnard

If the NRA wants another penny from me, they'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

That’s funny right there! I concur.

I’m not sending anymore money either.

Originally Posted by kappa8

Surprised this hasn't made national headlines, nor the pages of Campfire.

Can this be true?

https://gishgallop.com/the-nras-wayne-lapierre-offers-tear-filled-resignation/

Went to NRA homepage for first time ever. No news there. But also, the NRA site is nothing but advertising for Join, Read, View, Shop, Give, stuff for sale.

You need to do better research.

"Not one more dime!"

Yep. Satire.

Originally Posted by PaulBarnard

If the NRA wants another penny from me, they'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

^^^^^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^^^^^

They must have read my nastygrams I sent them with every empty SASE they sent me begging for money,

Originally Posted by hanco

I’m not sending anymore money either.

I got a call from the NRA day before yesterday.

Told the lady I wasn't giving one more dime as long as WLP was there, and hung up.

Im betting its fake news.

Originally Posted by jaguartx

Im betting its fake news.

You're finally recognizing fake news

LOL

Not real discerning, are you, Kappa. Don't just scan the blurbs in your feed.

That said, I still want Wayne GONE.

Originally Posted by Dave_Skinner

Not real discerning, are you, Kappa. Don't just scan the blurbs in your feed.

That said, I still want Wayne GONE.

Why? You voted for Biden!!!

like a [bleep] word of that is true. laughing Y'all been pranked by a satire site

Originally Posted by Mannlicher

like a [bleep] word of that is true. laughing Y'all been pranked by a satire site

Just wishful thinking on our part.

To several here. I have some bridges for sale.

Originally Posted by ISRO

Originally Posted by jaguartx

Im betting its fake news.

You're finally recognizing fake news

LOL

But you're still stupid.

Lapierre won’t run out until the money does......

Some where.

Watch4GummieBears is stroking out to this thread.

Originally Posted by renegade50

Read the article.
It sounds like a sarcastic anti gun peice......

Yup...Hit Job on a douche bag, but still a hit job.

🦫

Originally Posted by Mannlicher

like a [bleep] word of that is true. laughing Y'all been pranked by a satire site

Well if you didnt have 99% of the site on box turtle locked up tight ignore cause of your delicate feelings.
You might have seen the post that knew it was a joke..

Brilliant observation anyways Inspector Clouseau....

🥴🥴🥴👍👍👍😄😄😄

F grade satire.

It's Marxist satire.

Originally Posted by Dave_Skinner

Not real discerning, are you, Kappa. Don't just scan the blurbs in your feed.

Sometimes it's fun just to start a conversation regardless the veracity of the source. Ask "circle back" Psaki and the MSM.

Originally Posted by reivertom

They must have read my nastygrams I sent them with every empty SASE they sent me begging for money,

If they are a BRM.. Business Reply Mailer, where they pay for the postage..... they have to pay for it, period... there is NO refusing it.
So if you use shipping tape and apply it to a cinderblock or something even heavier, they have to pay for that, which is a high postal rate.

As long as it is under 70 lbs. a customer over on the coast, was trying to get off some company's mailing list, and all the requests under the sun never got a response... so her best friend who was the local post master told her the above.....so her son had just bought new tires for his Toyota pickup, and had 4 bald 31 x 10.50 tires. She taped those BRM to each one, and had them shipped. Per each one postage was well over $50.

She got a scathing letter from the advertisers Company CEO, which she happily framed and put on the wall behind her desk.

She never got any more mailers..... you want to get off the NRA's and all of their advertisement.... try that... it'll work every time., and certainly gets their attention. I've done it myself by using a cinderblock....and it definitely worked.

Even if La Pierre is out, it seems to be too little too late for me.

I understand the ideal they were aiming for but they've become a money grabbing bureaucracy.

If a business were to take the same amount of time to remove a problem as the NRA has, they would fail too.

Originally Posted by renegade50

Originally Posted by Mannlicher

like a [bleep] word of that is true. laughing Y'all been pranked by a satire site

Well if you didnt have 99% of the site on box turtle locked up tight ignore cause of your delicate feelings.
You might have seen the post that knew it was a joke..

Brilliant observation anyways Inspector Clouseau....

🥴🥴🥴👍👍👍😄😄😄

lololol

Originally Posted by reivertom

They must have read my nastygrams I sent them with every empty SASE they sent me begging for money,

I have done that too. I would imagine they get quite a bit of that, and they still haven't taken a clue.

How many orphans would be created if Americans are disarmed and unable to defend themselves against a progressive fascist government like that of Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union?

You can already see the Dems attempting to turn our country into their fascist utopia with a one party state. Their attempting to control ever aspect our lives, destroy our economy under the guise of “fighting” global warming and packing the Supreme Court so they can freely ignore the constitution and laws. If they are successful the USA will be a fascist utopia. Evil flourishes when good men are unable to fight it.

How many orphans will be created if citizens are unable to defend themselves against thugs like Trayvon, Michael Brown and George Floyd? There would be a lot more dead if Dems violate our civil rights by violating the 2nd amendment.

If he was serious about stopping murders he would make society a lot tougher on criminals and make it so every honest citizen could carry concealed weapons to defend themselves and others. Oh, and make it legal for citizens to kill criminals who are committing violent crimes like robbery and assault without consequences.

Originally Posted by renegade50

Read the article.
It sounds like a sarcastic anti gun peice......

You beat me to it.
Paul B.

If the Article were true, you’d be able to hear ole WATCH4QUEERS crying all the way from Alaska

its a satire website..says so right at the bottom