So Columbus Day is out, Indigenous Peoples Day is the new replacement.
How shall I show my support for these wronged Indigenous peoples on this special day?

After some long hard thought I've decided I should go to the Seminole Hardrock Casino, have a couple drinks and waste a hundred in a slot machine.

This should cover any debt I may own.

For my Montana friends, I think you could get by with running over to Browning and buying a gram of crack from the first street peddler you see...

Farwell Chris....

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing...roclamation-indigenous-peoples-day-2021/

I’m gonna eat some fry bread.

If "indigenous people" means Indians, consider this. Those American Indians were still in the stone age when the rest of the known world was living in the Industrial age. They completely missed the Bronze age and the Iron Age. They murdered each other and killed off their major food and construction material source then got pissed off at people wanting to move onto land they only migrated through.

Indian tacos for all.

BMW= Big Manderee Woman.😂

Khan is up getting ready to go to work.
Like a good squaw should.
She didn't mow yesterday for whatever reason.
I didn't say anything, even though I could have mentioned it casually and her OCD woulda been triggered.🤪🤪😄😄😄😄👍👍👍
Hope she enjoys her Columbus day at work.

Yep..... thats about it.........

Basque whalers and fishermen have been PO’d for years.

Don’t even get me started on the Vikings.

Same thing with the Clovis folks.

And Kennewick man’s was rolling in his grave for what? 12,000 years?

I told some black and Puerto Rican acquaintances the other day that if the reign of the white man is coming to an end they got a pretty heavy ball to pick up and run with.

We were navigating the earth around the time they figured out how to open a banana.

LOL

I call it.....paid day off.

I am celebrating it by working

Don’t forget the humble indigenous people’s wonderful practices of slavery, cannibalism, child rape, torture, human sacrifice , stealing lands, displacing refugees and treating their women as second class citizens.

I guess if I can find a covered wagon today, I'll burn it.

See if you can stuff it full of Indians first.

Love to....

Turn off all electrical power generation for a couple weeks. They might appreciate Ben Franklin then.

You fuqking racist

Lol

Federal Holiday.

Going to mail a chronograph for kids package, go shooting, then I'm gonna make a dutch oven lid lifter out of some rebar in the shop for the scout troop.

After coffee.

Ain't anyone "indigenous" anywhere in sight....

Doubt you'll be mailing anything today....

I’d rather be racist than black.

Here's what our uber woke PM did on the very 1st Reconciliation Day here in Canada.

Saw a bunch in a circle drum thing on TV. LOL I didn't see 1 that looked like an Indian.

Correct, I'll be UPSing. And thanks for saving me a trip the wrong direction.

They should make it "Reservation Cleanup Day" and pick up all the trash they throw on the landscape and in their yards. At least on the Reservations in AZ. Talk about respecting the land.

Ex-girlfriends' favorite euphemism for native Americans was Wagon-burners.😀

I don't even know what to say.

+1?

Ah, hell !

I want a Viking Day, to rape, plunder and kill those who don’t have anything.

LOL

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"In fourteen hundred, and nighty two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue."

It was the funniest thing I had read in a while.

Like Yogi Bera level.

You gonna count to ten for us later?

Recite your ABCs?

LOL

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The first rule of plundering is you don't plunder people who don't have anything.


Thats first day stuff.

Flave is the best.



Dave

JeffA: I think I personally will stick with "Columbus Day"!
And I have avoided "Browning" every chance I get.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

well...you all know we stole this land from peaceful koombayah singing people that always got alongw ith neighboring tribes, they never conquered or enslaved those enighboring tribes and took those lands as their own

Setting the bar low, seemed nonracist.

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When you’re plundering grounds are in Oregon that’s not an option.

LOL

Well, there is that too.

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...hit Plymouth Rock and split his cock

Columbus never went to Plymouth

He knew the world was round-o
His balls they drug the ground-o
That hypocritic, Syphilitic
Sunofabeetch

Colombo!

I’ll celebrate it by scaling five Woke fuggs.

Are you sure?!

I believe he drove a Desoto

Indiano Ironico

But it's where he drove it.

The Pilgrims hit the Plymouth

It is one of life's little ironies that one of the most iconic images of the American Indian is furnished by a Sicilian. Iron Eyes Cody was born Espera Oscar de Corti.

If Columbus had not discovered the new world, someone else would have.

Ask a millennial what the Niña, Pinta, and the Santa Maria are. Blank stare. However to their defense, knowing this has served me no purpose in life.

Hmmmm....I don't know

Happy Indigenous Day-----from Columbus Montana Or, is it the other way around?

And it was used in ads promoting the need to clean up our lands.
Makes it even more ironic considering the condition of lands surrounding many reservations in this country today.

Whites did the same thing to the Indians that the Indians had been doing to each other.

Whites were just better at it.

Like finding Roman artifacts hundreds of years older than Columbus? ...Roma TX.

Hug a Comanche.

Just trust me, Columbus drove a boat, literally, not in the prospective of how a Plymouth or Desoto can also be referred to as a boat.

He landed in the Bahamas but was all fucered up and thought he'd found East Asia.
Not sure if he split his cock on a rock there or not, more likely it'd of been coral in that region.

When is Productive White Guy day?

April 15th

We are still vacationing around some Indian reservations. What with winter coming I think we will celebrate today by handing out some free blankets.

Post of the Year!

Wash the pox off of um first.

Aaannd, For the old guys in the west...Columbus day in 1962, the BIG Blow, recorded winds in Wash, Oregon and Northern Calif broke all records. A broken anemometer with one arm missing recorded 145 mph winds at Cape Blanco Oregon...179 mph at Gold Beach Oregon airport. 46 dead. Power and highways lost for weeks. No looting.

Holy shiite that’s funny

One has to start somewhere, for experience. If they don't have anything, likely they can't kill you, so it's a safe activity.

It's like "T-ball" for Viking kids.

Hmmm...

I'll trust you this time.

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Well, start small anyway. When Obongo visited Kotzebue, the street from airport to school was cleaned up, as was the street 2 blocks over for his return to the airport.

Don't want to rush into these things.

Holy [bleep]! I didn't know that.

My entire life has been a lie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eyes_Cody

Yo ho columbo
Balls big and roundo.
He masturbates while he navigates.
That son of a bitch columbo.

Oh cabin boy
Oh cabin boy
He was quite the nipper.
Lined his azz with busted glass
And circumcised the skipper.

Yo ho columbo


Ect ect ect.


Harmony church
Ft Benning
Circa summer fall 83


Aint no cadences like these being sung anymore.

😄😄😄😄😄😄

Or Viking ruins and relics.



Lets not even mention Soultrean matters 20 to 30 k or more yrs ago.

Rape, pillage, and burn is the commonly held order.

But maybe not the best. Remember the part in the Bible when Whosis forbade any of that stuff to his minions going into a fight? Those would be a distraction from winning and would possibly endangering the battel outcome. Discipline, Man, discipline!

Secure the objective first, then the individual fun stuff.

Hey, you didn't think that order was made out of compassion, did you?

Ive been on several reservations and this is always the recurring theme. But they’re at one with the earth! Used to spend a lot of time in BC. White man gets to catch only a couple of salmon. The indians will gill net the entire bleeping river! One guy I worked with caught over 2000# of salmon over a weekend doing it. “Those fish are belonging to us, it’s our way of life”. Along with the massive drug and alcohol usage on the rez. AND up there, they don’t pay any taxes! But they sure get all the bennies.

Got my shooting in and got the Dutch oven lid lifter done by noon.

Sure as fugg aint april 15th IMO....

I believe it’s Monday-Friday.

Typically.

These "indigenous" types are empty-headed, ahistorical rent-seekers. Hadn't even figured out beasts of burden, much less the wheel. Still hadn't figured out the horse after 200 years, come to think of it?
Columbus Day.
Period.

Indians walked across the Bering Straits when frozen, alledgedly, so what's the difference we came by boat, they came on foot!!

I'm 1/8th Indigenous and setting at work




The woke crowd can #kiss it

Lizzie Warren having any events today????

Bastids are wassis.

Tough to argue with this.

^^^^^

That's the Five Civilized Tribes for you. Worth watching.

From whom does Don get his reparations check?

To get in the spirit of the day, I recommend listening to some old music. "Squaws Along the Yukon", "Running Bear", "Indian Giver", for those who like '50"s music. GD

Those bastards!

Uncivilized bastards.


Not civilized like us.

Like bombing civilians in WW2.

Or starting middle eastern wars for oil and Wall Street dividends.



I guess all that is OK because we had the wheel...apparently.

The horny Texan knows which way to go....er I mean horned toad.

This is right near the top of reasons I roll by this place regular.

Gold right there.

Jim, I remember the past when I used to be horny. It was a great copulation!

Why not just cancel the whole damn holiday? The only people who get it off are gov and bank employees. For everyone else, it's just another work day. Columbus didn't even land on the mainland.

No, not what, rather who. I've been to that bar in Juarez.

Poor donkey.

Columbus was the first government sponsored expedition—there were Basque fishermen who knew about Newfoundland in the 1450’s.
And— by about 1200AD Polynesians had already settled every island in the Pacific with fresh water. Did that with crab-claw sailed pontoon boats without a compass.

more ridiculous horschit from the land of ridiculous horschit.

So what were Ferdinand and Isabella's worst move? Financing Columbus or running Jews and Muslims out of Spain? Or perhaps the Spanish Inquisition.

Well put.

I watched Woodruff on PBS out of curiosity. The lies they were spewing about all this while spewing about the lies that Trump was spewing was quite comical!

They were the flagships for Prestige Worldwide - duh.

The rest of the fleet, sailed over the edge of the world.

Hey Indigenous get bent.

Columbus Statue Replaced With Statue Of Elizabeth Warren

National Wagon Burner Day.

The celebration of a Wop subcontractor blundering into Central America with a 500 year old Norwegian map, with financing from the Spanish Crown ...has always escaped me.
Also, I have very little sympathy for the American Indian (or Latino, or African, or Jew) since they have repeatedly chosen to cast their lot with the Democratic Party...exchanging their pride, self sufficiency, self respect in exchange for free stuff. Before the great Indian welfare state began, I worked the logging industry for years with Indian co-workers, great workers, good men, good friends. Giveaways have destroyed that maybe forever. Welfare in it's various forms killed far more Indians than the US Army ever did.

Well, he was working for the government.

Dickless Day?

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That's tomorrow.

That picture ^ ^ ^ of a rez dump can't be right.
There's not any nearly new refrigerators or
washing machines or outboard motors

It's actually the edge of most any holler in Kentucky or Tennessee.

Only thing it's missing is a blue terlet.

Inholding on some National Forests I've seen too.

I stole this from a movie- James Garner?

"They should be grateful we don't charge them for all those centuries they squatted on our land".