Lady drops a duece - 24hourcampfire

We still doing facebook?

Cant see nothing other than dumb FB link page.
I don't do the FB....

Some broad drop a steamer in public or something???

Can anyone post a pic of what happened.💩💩💩💩?????

Originally Posted by slumlord

We still doing facebook?

Nope got this in an Email.Pretty damn funny.

Splain it?

not as bad as me exploding all over the toilet and wall in stripes the other day.

Originally Posted by stxhunter

not as bad as me exploding all over the toilet and wall in stripes the other day.

If you were in the bathroom of Taco Bell, that’s pretty much standard.

Always check the TP first

And why care about it going down?

I always leave floaters for the Lowes mexis

I went into a McDonald's bathroom once that had schit everywhere but the toilet. Accented by a schitty azz print on the floor.

Seriously, get a life.

Originally Posted by slumlord

Always check the TP first

And why care about it going down?

I always leave floaters for the Lowes mexis

Unless you’re at the point of no return……

Committed.

Bubble guts hit me in “Ollies’ - Good Stuff Cheap”

I like shopping there. $3 books. And last years Christmas candy.

Did the mud butts boogie to the bathroom.

Got in….

No toilet seat!!

Damn you Ollie! 🤬🤬.

Had to hover over like a flying saucer.

Do the biz….

Fuggin commode don’t flush.

Damn you Ollie x 2.

Felt bad for leaving it wrecked…

Hurried on out, didn’t even finish shopping.

Originally Posted by stxhunter

not as bad as me exploding all over the toilet and wall in stripes the other day.

What had you cooked up just prior to that incident, Roger. I just want to make a note of that in case i ever get down that way.

The thread title - wasn't that a movie about Billie Holiday?

Originally Posted by slumlord

Always check the TP first

And why care about it going down?

I always leave floaters for the Lowes mexis

Always carry a knife and dont ever go commando.

Originally Posted by BigDave39355

Originally Posted by slumlord

Always check the TP first

And why care about it going down?

I always leave floaters for the Lowes mexis

Unless you’re at the point of no return……

Committed.

Bubble guts hit me in “Ollies’ - Good Stuff Cheap”

I like shopping there. $3 books. And last years Christmas candy.

Did the mud butts boogie to the bathroom.

Got in….

No toilet seat!!

Damn you Ollie! 🤬🤬.

Had to hover over like a flying saucer.

Do the biz….

Fuggin commode don’t flush.

Damn you Ollie x 2.

Felt bad for leaving it wrecked…

Hurried on out, didn’t even finish shopping.

Hahaha

You took a dump in Ollie’s ?

Rural King level stuff

Do they put something in the garbage fast food you guys eat to make you crave it fortnightly?

That chit was hard to watch........

I always thought the difference between tootytang and poontang was in the direction of the arse wipe .....

That gal totally messed that theory up.

Ex FIL had it hit him one morning on his way to turkey hunt. Rushed into the bathroom at a gas station, hit the toilet and thought it was odd that the toilet was in the open and not in a stall.

They were working on the flange and had sat the toilet out in the open area next to the wall, of course no way to flush.

Got the TP out of the stall, wiped his ass and out the door he went.

Originally Posted by 10gaugemag

Ex FIL had it hit him one morning on his way to turkey hunt. Rushed into the bathroom at a gas station, hit the toilet and thought it was odd that the toilet was in the open and not in a stall.

They were working on the flange and had sat the toilet out in the open area next to the wall, of course no way to flush.

Got the TP out of the stall, wiped his ass and out the door he went.

Now that’s funny!!😋

Originally Posted by 10gaugemag

Ex FIL had it hit him one morning on his way to turkey hunt. Rushed into the bathroom at a gas station, hit the toilet and thought it was odd that the toilet was in the open and not in a stall.

They were working on the flange and had sat the toilet out in the open area next to the wall, of course no way to flush.

Got the TP out of the stall, wiped his ass and out the door he went.

I’m crying here 😂

Loved her expressions.

Can't use all of the toilets in the Lowes.
Just sayin

Originally Posted by jaguartx

Originally Posted by stxhunter

not as bad as me exploding all over the toilet and wall in stripes the other day.

What had you cooked up just prior to that incident, Roger. I just want to make a note of that in case i ever get down that way.

don't even remember what I ate the night before.

Originally Posted by slumlord

Hahaha

You took a dump in Ollie’s ?

Rural King level stuff

No RK here

Tractor supply.

Caught the hot belly in there once.

Went in the bathroom...

TP was pilled up in the corner.....

Like a nest.

Was thinking a hobo might have been shacking up in there....

Kept my pocket knife handy.

I gotta quit being a prick and pissing all over the TP

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Do they put something in the garbage fast food you guys eat to make you crave it fortnightly?

Not sure....

Lately I’ve been hooked on Love’s truck stops.

2/$3.33 hotdogs. All the free toppings you can put on it.

Think it’s the melted cheese that does the trick....

Buffalo chicken rollers a shiz’nizzle.

2 for $3.33

Dayum inflation !!!

Originally Posted by slumlord

2 for $3.33

Dayum inflation !!!

While back i Jones’ing for some dogs.

No buns. They is out...

WTF? Dang.

I axe Chantreuse if they have anymore in the back.. nope. Truck didn’t bring any.

Bought that time Jimmy Earl the roadside tire changer comes in with several loaves of bunny bread.

#notallheroswearcapes

Originally Posted by slumlord

We still doing facebook?

I've been banned for life.

Originally Posted by 10gaugemag

Ex FIL had it hit him one morning on his way to turkey hunt. Rushed into the bathroom at a gas station, hit the toilet and thought it was odd that the toilet was in the open and not in a stall.

They were working on the flange and had sat the toilet out in the open area next to the wall, of course no way to flush.

Got the TP out of the stall, wiped his ass and out the door he went.

God..Best laugh in quite awhile

Originally Posted by BigDave39355

Originally Posted by slumlord

2 for $3.33

Dayum inflation !!!

While back i Jones’ing for some dogs.

No buns. They is out...

WTF? Dang.

I axe Chantreuse if they have anymore in the back.. nope. Truck didn’t bring any.

Bought that time Jimmy Earl the roadside tire changer comes in with several loaves of bunny bread.

#notallheroswearcapes

Get the rabbit habit

That’s what I said’ !!

Originally Posted by slumlord

Hahaha

You took a dump in Ollie’s ?

Rural King level stuff

Had to shiet at Rural King once bad. Went in the bathroom and had to wait for this fat fugger to get off the toilet as there was only one. Bout shiet my pants.

But when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Originally Posted by Skankhunt42

Originally Posted by slumlord

Hahaha

You took a dump in Ollie’s ?

Rural King level stuff

Had to shiet at Rural King once bad. Went in the bathroom and had to wait for this fat fugger to get off the toilet as there was only one. Bout shiet my pants.

But when you gotta go, you gotta go!

I would just go crap out by their dumpster.

No way I sit on a warm toilet and breathe his shît fumes while I dropped of the theo gallus.
I’d puke

Originally Posted by sparkman10mm

Originally Posted by 10gaugemag

Ex FIL had it hit him one morning on his way to turkey hunt. Rushed into the bathroom at a gas station, hit the toilet and thought it was odd that the toilet was in the open and not in a stall.

They were working on the flange and had sat the toilet out in the open area next to the wall, of course no way to flush.

Got the TP out of the stall, wiped his ass and out the door he went.

God..Best laugh in quite awhile

To this day if it gets brought up he laughs his ass off and tells the whole story all over again.

lol

🤮