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Can't use all of the toilets in the Lowes.
Just sayin
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What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
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not as bad as me exploding all over the toilet and wall in stripes the other day. What had you cooked up just prior to that incident, Roger. I just want to make a note of that in case i ever get down that way. don't even remember what I ate the night before.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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Hahaha
You took a dump in Ollie’s ?
Rural King level stuff
No RK here Tractor supply. Caught the hot belly in there once. Went in the bathroom... TP was pilled up in the corner..... Like a nest. Was thinking a hobo might have been shacking up in there.... Kept my pocket knife handy.
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�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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I gotta quit being a prick and pissing all over the TP
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Do they put something in the garbage fast food you guys eat to make you crave it fortnightly?
Not sure.... Lately I’ve been hooked on Love’s truck stops. 2/$3.33 hotdogs. All the free toppings you can put on it. Think it’s the melted cheese that does the trick.... Buffalo chicken rollers a shiz’nizzle.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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2 for $3.33
Dayum inflation !!!
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2 for $3.33
Dayum inflation !!! While back i Jones’ing for some dogs. No buns. They is out... WTF? Dang. I axe Chantreuse if they have anymore in the back.. nope. Truck didn’t bring any. Bought that time Jimmy Earl the roadside tire changer comes in with several loaves of bunny bread. #notallheroswearcapes
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�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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I've been banned for life.
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Ex FIL had it hit him one morning on his way to turkey hunt. Rushed into the bathroom at a gas station, hit the toilet and thought it was odd that the toilet was in the open and not in a stall.
They were working on the flange and had sat the toilet out in the open area next to the wall, of course no way to flush.
Got the TP out of the stall, wiped his ass and out the door he went. God..Best laugh in quite awhile
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2 for $3.33
Dayum inflation !!! While back i Jones’ing for some dogs. No buns. They is out... WTF? Dang. I axe Chantreuse if they have anymore in the back.. nope. Truck didn’t bring any. Bought that time Jimmy Earl the roadside tire changer comes in with several loaves of bunny bread. #notallheroswearcapes Get the rabbit habit That’s what I said’ !!
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Hahaha
You took a dump in Ollie’s ?
Rural King level stuff
Had to shiet at Rural King once bad. Went in the bathroom and had to wait for this fat fugger to get off the toilet as there was only one. Bout shiet my pants. But when you gotta go, you gotta go!
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Hahaha
You took a dump in Ollie’s ?
Rural King level stuff
Had to shiet at Rural King once bad. Went in the bathroom and had to wait for this fat fugger to get off the toilet as there was only one. Bout shiet my pants. But when you gotta go, you gotta go! I would just go crap out by their dumpster. No way I sit on a warm toilet and breathe his shît fumes while I dropped of the theo gallus. I’d puke
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Ex FIL had it hit him one morning on his way to turkey hunt. Rushed into the bathroom at a gas station, hit the toilet and thought it was odd that the toilet was in the open and not in a stall.
They were working on the flange and had sat the toilet out in the open area next to the wall, of course no way to flush.
Got the TP out of the stall, wiped his ass and out the door he went. God..Best laugh in quite awhile To this day if it gets brought up he laughs his ass off and tells the whole story all over again.
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
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