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Posted By: 2sticks Favorite flavor of Pop Tarts? - 11/07/21
I thought I was an anomaly. I have relied on brown suger cinnamon Pop Tarts as a back up snack as long as I can remember. They are a must have on a hunting trip.

What flavors do you guys like? Maybe I should broaden my tastes.
What’s the matter, Wabigoon out of dumb ideas?
Yep
Me and sandbilly got a list of about 20 future thread topics, list of likely wabigoonish type topics. We had a Zoom meeting last week per Rick Bin.

They’ll be parceled out over the next couple weeks.



For the OP

Strawberry...had one in a tower deer stand this morning.
Frosted strawberry or cherry. I like the cinnamon too.
Originally Posted by slumlord
Me and sandbilly got a list of about 20 future thread topics, list of likely wabigoonish type topics. We had a Zoom meeting last week per Rick Bin.

They’ll be parceled out over the next couple weeks.


Super secret [bleep] man!
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by slumlord
Me and sandbilly got a list of about 20 future thread topics, list of likely wabigoonish type topics. We had a Zoom meeting last week per Rick Bin.

They’ll be parceled out over the next couple weeks.


Super secret [bleep] man!


They think we are bullshîtting

LOL
🤣

Lot of time and money invested too…
Have you ever had Moxie cola??

Your thoughts??
Just a little taste of what’s to come. lol
The Iced Blueberry ones. The Strawberry ones are my backup plan if their out of Blueberry.
Ever drove a double clutch?
Originally Posted by slumlord
Me and sandbilly got a list of about 20 future thread topics, list of likely wabigoonish type topics. We had a Zoom meeting last week per Rick Bin.

They’ll be parceled out over the next couple weeks.



For the OP

Strawberry...had one in a tower deer stand this morning.


LOL
The chocolate ones are nastiest ones. *gag*


Only way to fugg that up more is make a fig one 🤮
Originally Posted by slumlord
The chocolate ones are nastiest ones. *gag*


Only way to fugg that up more is make a fig one 🤮


Yep. The chocolate ones are nasty.
I don’t like the edges. I eat the center only!

Well, maybe. Half the edges. Lol

The cherry fake ones from Dollar General are good.

The worst - any of them without the icing. Why in the hell anyone would buy a box of pop tarts without icing is beyond me. You're already eating a pop tart, fatass. Get the icing.
Lmfao
Originally Posted by auk1124
The cherry fake ones from Dollar General are good.

The worst - any of them without the icing. Why in the hell anyone would buy a box of pop tarts without icing is beyond me. You're already eating a pop tart, fatass. Get the icing.


Yep. Can’t imagine buying the ones without icing.
Used to like brown sugar cinnamon, but like the Stones they cut back on the brown sugar.

Frosted strawberry, but don't leave it in the toaster too long or the strawberry filling becomes molten lava.
Originally Posted by Morewood
Used to like brown sugar cinnamon, but like the Stones they cut back on the brown sugar.

Frosted strawberry, but don't leave it in the toaster too long or the strawberry filling becomes molten lava.


Toaster? C’mon man…lol
Budweiser flavored .
Originally Posted by kenster99
Budweiser flavored .

Now that's funny.
I always liked the strawberry.
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Morewood
Used to like brown sugar cinnamon, but like the Stones they cut back on the brown sugar.

Frosted strawberry, but don't leave it in the toaster too long or the strawberry filling becomes molten lava.


Toaster? C’mon man…lol


I just pop them in the microwave for 20 seconds if I want them warm.
Frosted cherry or strawberry
Toasted til the edges are golden brown and slather some butter on it.
Originally Posted by chlinstructor

I just pop them in the microwave for 20 seconds if I want them warm.

No, that doesn't brown them at the edges. That's a must.
Posted By: G23 Re: Favorite flavor of Pop Tarts? - 11/07/21
Chocolate chip cookie dough

G23
Brown sugar cinnamon

Ron
Brown sugar and cinnamon.

As a kid, break them up in 1/2" pieces and drop them in my
chocolate milk.

Or, toast them. Then butter the bottom.
You guys won't take the jab but you'll eat one of those nasty pop tarts bought at Dollar General?

Sumpthin wrong with your thinking?

BTW there's a hot dog shortage and I couldnt get my cheese/jalapeno/pure beef? roller dog from the Circle K store.
Frosted strawberry goes good with coffee .
Blueberry for me too. Pro tip: Pop Tarts are about the best food when you have food poisoning. They taste the same both directions.
Originally Posted by AZmark
You guys won't take the jab but you'll eat one of those nasty pop tarts bought at Dollar General?

Sumpthin wrong with your thinking?

BTW there's a hot dog shortage and I couldnt get my cheese/jalapeno/pure beef? roller dog from the Circle K store.


I only buy name brand food at DG. Like Chef Boyardee. 😬
When i do get the craving for them it is cherry.

It has been a while since i had any because the last box i got last year was old tasting and dry.

One day i wish they would go back to the way they were made when they first came out.
Not my style.
Frosted apple and Frosted strawberry as a backup
I used to share a package of Pop Tarts with my two dogs every morning. They got the edges and I had the middle.
They passed the last two years. Probably Pop Tart poisoning. Now I only eat Pop Tarts hunting or when my wife is gone and I want something simple to eat.
Strawberry.
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by slumlord
The chocolate ones are nastiest ones. *gag*


Only way to fugg that up more is make a fig one 🤮


Yep. The chocolate ones are nasty.


That's why I like 'em..

no one be raidin' the stash.
Originally Posted by 2sticks
I thought I was an anomaly. I have relied on brown suger cinnamon Pop Tarts as a back up snack as long as I can remember. They are a must have on a hunting trip.

What flavors do you guys like? Maybe I should broaden my tastes.

Brown suga' cinnamon is the schizzle, but I'll take frosted strawberry as a back-up. wink

Always a case of 36 in the F150 for deer camp. Our 2 man-boys plow through 'em during deer season.
Originally Posted by auk1124
The cherry fake ones from Dollar General are good.

The worst - any of them without the icing. Why in the hell anyone would buy a box of pop tarts without icing is beyond me. You're already eating a pop tart, fatass. Get the icing.

In case u got th beetus
Kellogg’s or store brand?

Frosted or plain?

Hot or cold?

Will you eat them crumbled from the bottom of your pack?
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by auk1124
The cherry fake ones from Dollar General are good.

The worst - any of them without the icing. Why in the hell anyone would buy a box of pop tarts without icing is beyond me. You're already eating a pop tart, fatass. Get the icing.

In case u got th beetus


Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by slumlord
The chocolate ones are nastiest ones. *gag*


Only way to fugg that up more is make a fig one 🤮


Yep. The chocolate ones are nasty.


That's why I like 'em..

no one be raidin' the stash.


LOL. My little brother used to eat them when we were kids.
Cold, crumbly

Gets beat up after a front pocket carry.
Originally Posted by slumlord
Me and sandbilly got a list of about 20 future thread topics, list of likely wabigoonish type topics. We had a Zoom meeting last week per Rick Bin.

They’ll be parceled out over the next couple weeks.



For the OP

Strawberry...had one in a tower deer stand this morning.

Frosted or no?
Originally Posted by auk1124
The cherry fake ones from Dollar General are good.

The worst - any of them without the icing. Why in the hell anyone would buy a box of pop tarts without icing is beyond me. You're already eating a pop tart, fatass. Get the icing.

Fuggin icing. Talk about ruining a poptart.
Originally Posted by ironbender
Kellogg’s or store brand?

Frosted or plain?

Hot or cold?

Will you eat them crumbled from the bottom of your pack?


Oh, Kellogg's for the win. Life is too short to eat off-brand pop-tarts.

Cold, and, yes, the leftover ones crumbled up in the bottom of the pack from last year. smile

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Apple. And the brown sugar ones. Some kid found pieces of a rat in his in the late 80s and I never could eat them like I used to. Kept imaging I was gonna chow down on a rat claw or something.
And yes only brand name on those. Dunno wtf the off brand guys use but it tastes horrible
Originally Posted by skeen
Originally Posted by ironbender
Kellogg’s or store brand?

Frosted or plain?

Hot or cold?

Will you eat them crumbled from the bottom of your pack?


Oh, Kellogg's for the win. Life is too short to eat off-brand pop-tarts.

Cold, and, yes, the leftovers ones crumbled up in the bottom of the pack from last year. smile

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Yep !
***PSA***

New flavor alert, Peach Cobbler.

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Originally Posted by skeen
***PSA***

New flavor alert, Peach Cobbler.

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Damn !!! I’ll have to find me some of those. 🤠
Unfrosted blueberry but the peach looks good.
Originally Posted by skeen
***PSA***

New flavor alert, Peach Cobbler.

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Hell, I didn’t even know they had apple. 😆
Frosted cherry.
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Frosted cherry.


They got Pop Tarts in Montucky ??? 😬
Unfrosted strawberry, toasted.
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Frosted cherry.


They got Pop Tarts in Montucky ??? 😬


Pop tarts we have...Aldi Tarts we don't.
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Frosted cherry.


They got Pop Tarts in Montucky ??? 😬


Pop tarts we have...Aldi Tarts we don't.


LOL.
In my fifteen years here I have seen some sick schitt posted, but a “favorite flavor of pop tarts” thread is the worst yet.
Hang around,

it's gonna get better if slummy and sandbilly have anything to say about it.
Posted By: efw Re: Favorite flavor of Pop Tarts? - 11/07/21
Blueberry
Ewww. Blueberries is for muffins and waffles and schit. That's all they are good for. Taste like crap by themselves
Sweet pickle relish, Vegemite, potted meat and Chutney are the best.

Originally Posted by Valsdad
Hang around,

it's gonna get better if slummy and sandbilly have anything to say about it.


LOL. Nothing beats the Freak Show, for entertainment, as I like to call the General forum. 😬
No frosting for me.

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Been many years, though.
Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye
No frosting for me.

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Been many years, though.

Boom and same.
Looks like Blueberry and Strawberry are running neck and neck for the lead so far.
Strawberry for me. Bought my daughter some Fruit Loop flavor the other day and they were good.
Posted By: tuna Re: Favorite flavor of Pop Tarts? - 11/07/21
Frosted Cherry of course 🤪
They need some new gawddamn flavors.
Remember Apple Newtons?


Fugg....those were good.


Ought to fill a Malt O Tart with one of them.
Don't eat them.
Strawberry, no frosting
Strawberry no frosting and not heated in any device.
As, hell. Might as well drop a slice of spam on there.
Posted By: KFWA Re: Favorite flavor of Pop Tarts? - 11/07/21
there was a story a few years back about the Air Force dropping care packages out of the sky to feed starving Afghans. The care packages had various items including pop tarts

They didn't know WTF a pop tart was so they fed them to their donkeys.
I keep some kind of all natural fig bars from Costco on the shelf, in the car, in the pack. For when the blood sugar starts to get low and I get grouchy.

Haven't had a Pop Tart since the Johns Manville place closed I think.
Frosted strawberry right out of the box. No heat
I heard that people are starting to hoard pop tarts after this thread hit the internet. THERES GOING TO BE A SHORTAGE!!!! Better get down to the store and buy all thats on the shelf now.
Originally Posted by Valsdad
I keep some kind of all natural fig bars from Costco on the shelf, in the car, in the pack. For when the blood sugar starts to get low and I get grouchy.

Natures Bakery whole wheat fig bars for the win. M
I alternate between strawberry and brown sugar so I don't get sick of either one.
Several years back my brother's nutjob wife left him. For some reason he was heart broken. He was also laid off. I thought it was just a matter of time and I was going to find his sorry ass hanging in his garage. So I told him lets go ice fishing. We head out to Devils Lake North Dakota.

I never seen such a sad case man. Sitting there ice fishing and he is eating ice cold chocolate pop tarts and drinking jim beam straight out of the bottle at like 9 in the morning. I was tempted to put him out of his misery more than once. Every time I see a box of poptarts I think of that trip.
Bacon.

When they don't have chocolate-fig.
Originally Posted by mike7mm08
Several years back my brother's nutjob wife left him. For some reason he was heart broken. He was also laid off. I thought it was just a matter of time and I was going to find his sorry ass hanging in his garage. So I told him lets go ice fishing. We head out to Devils Lake North Dakota.

I never seen such a sad case man. Sitting there ice fishing and he is eating ice cold chocolate pop tarts and drinking jim beam straight out of the bottle at like 9 in the morning. I was tempted to put him out of his misery more than once. Every time I see a box of poptarts I think of that trip.


LOL. That’s hard core !
There's cherry, and every pop tart that isn't cherry. I don't bother with the latter at all.
Brown sugar cinnamon
always
Hot? Brown sugar and cinnamon

Cold? The chocolate with chocolate ones.
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Posted By: las Re: Favorite flavor of Pop Tarts? - 11/07/21
I only eat that crap on hunting trips, or out of emergency supplies. I'd rather have Sailor Boy pilot bread with PB and/or jam. Or cheese. You guys might not be able to get the SB most places outside of Alaska or sailing supply outlets. AK makes up something like 75% of their sales. Mostly the remote villages i think- pretty much a staple out there. smile. I think it used to be called "hard tack", or is similar, anyway.

Blueberry or strawberry- makes no difference with pop-tarts. I should probably get rid of that 5+ year old stuff and replace it with "new". Might try the peach.

Frosted of course.

SB lasts forever! smile
Originally Posted by FatCity67
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Strawberry and cream cheese toaster streudels are the bomb diggity. But they suck cold.
2sticks: I have NEVER eaten a "pop tart".
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
Tempted to try those chocolate-Jim Beam ones.
Originally Posted by VarmintGuy
2sticks: I have NEVER eaten a "pop tart".
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy



Never had a pastry?
Originally Posted by ShaunRyan
Tempted to try those chocolate-Jim Beam ones.


LOL !
Strawberry or cherry, never had them with Jim Beam.
Originally Posted by 2sticks
I thought I was an anomaly. I have relied on brown suger cinnamon Pop Tarts as a back up snack as long as I can remember. They are a must have on a hunting trip.

What flavors do you guys like? Maybe I should broaden my tastes.



Strawberry unfrosted
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by FatCity67
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Strawberry and cream cheese toaster streudels are the bomb diggity. But they suck cold.


Concur, toasted only.

Best Deer camp belly bombs, in jacket pocket with chemical hand warmer for 5 minute:

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This is just a big pop-fart collusion right?? I mean, you guys don’t actually eat these shingles do you?
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by FatCity67
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Strawberry and cream cheese toaster streudels are the bomb diggity. But they suck cold.


Concur, toasted only.

Best Deer camp belly bombs, in jacket pocket with chemical hand warmer for 5 minute:

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Those look pretty good !
I love Blueberry Toaster Streudels ! With icing, of course !
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by FatCity67
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Strawberry and cream cheese toaster streudels are the bomb diggity. But they suck cold.


Concur, toasted only.

Best Deer camp belly bombs, in jacket pocket with chemical hand warmer for 5 minute:

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Those look good, I’ve never seen them.

I raise you.

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Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by FatCity67
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Strawberry and cream cheese toaster streudels are the bomb diggity. But they suck cold.


Concur, toasted only.

Best Deer camp belly bombs, in jacket pocket with chemical hand warmer for 5 minute:

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Those look good, I’ve never seen them.

I raise you.

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Those were Mom & Dad’s favorite Little Debbie Snack.

I prefer their cheap Chocolate Brownies and Swiss Cake Rolls. 😬
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by FatCity67
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Strawberry and cream cheese toaster streudels are the bomb diggity. But they suck cold.


Concur, toasted only.

Best Deer camp belly bombs, in jacket pocket with chemical hand warmer for 5 minute:

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Those look good, I’ve never seen them.

I raise you.

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Those were Mom & Dad’s favorite Little Debbie Snack.

I prefer their cheap Chocolate Brownies and Swiss Cake Rolls. 😬


Those are a little on the too sweet side for me.
Originally Posted by shootem
This is just a big pop-fart collusion right?? I mean, you guys don’t actually eat these shingles do you?


Actually, no. They're right up at the top of the Nope List with Hamburger Helper and pasteurized, processed cheese food.
Originally Posted by jeeper

Strawberry unfrosted

Amazing how many have that as their favorite.
Originally Posted by SandBilly

I raise you.

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My mom loved those since she was a kid (She was two years old when they were first introduced back in 1935). She got me hooked onto them, too, when I was a kid.
Never was a little Debbie fan.
Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye
Originally Posted by SandBilly

I raise you.

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My mom loved those since she was a kid (She was two years old when they were first introduced back in 1935). She got me hooked onto them, too, when I was a kid.


Yep. My Mom loved those and Trwinkies. Pretty much her only two “vices”. She was really pissed when you couldn’t get Twinkies for a while. 😬
You people eat garbage.
Originally Posted by ShaunRyan
Originally Posted by shootem
This is just a big pop-fart collusion right?? I mean, you guys don’t actually eat these shingles do you?


Actually, no. They're right up at the top of the Nope List with Hamburger Helper and pasteurized, processed cheese food.


Aw C’Mon ! Chessey Mac Hamburger Helper is the ultimate “filler food”. Lived on that stuff in College. I’d always add even more cheese to mine. Usually that good ole Processed Velveeta stuff. Damn GOOD !!! 🤠
Originally Posted by Stickfight
You people eat garbage.


Never tried Tofu, Richard Simmons. 😆
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Never tried Tofu, Richard Simmons. 😆


Keep telling yourself that.
Originally Posted by Stickfight
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Never tried Tofu, Richard Simmons. 😆


Keep telling yourself that.


That I’ve never tried tofu?

Well, ok….
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Stickfight
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Never tried Tofu, Richard Simmons. 😆


Keep telling yourself that.


That I’ve never tried tofu?

Well, ok….




I’ve never tried that nasty schitt and never will.
Originally Posted by SandBilly

That I’ve never tried tofu?

Well, ok….


Whatever estrogenic, emasculating, epicene chemicals you imagine are in tofu are well represented in all the highly processed trash-food celebrated in this thread.
Originally Posted by Stickfight
Originally Posted by SandBilly

That I’ve never tried tofu?

Well, ok….


Whatever estrogenic, emasculating, epicene chemicals you imagine are in tofu are well represented in all the highly processed trash-food celebrated in this thread.


This thread is basically about snacks in your hunting pack.

Get over yourself, you [bleep] Nancy.
laugh
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Stickfight
Originally Posted by SandBilly

That I’ve never tried tofu?

Well, ok….


Whatever estrogenic, emasculating, epicene chemicals you imagine are in tofu are well represented in all the highly processed trash-food celebrated in this thread.


This thread is basically about snacks in your hunting pack.

Get over yourself, you [bleep] Nancy.
laugh


PREZACTLY !
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Stickfight
Originally Posted by SandBilly

That I’ve never tried tofu?

Well, ok….


Whatever estrogenic, emasculating, epicene chemicals you imagine are in tofu are well represented in all the highly processed trash-food celebrated in this thread.


This thread is basically about snacks in your hunting pack.

Get over yourself, you [bleep] Nancy.
laugh


PREZACTLY !


That’s all I carry, pop tarts and oatmeal pies.
crazy grin

I carry Vienna sausage too. Lol
Blueberry. No frosting.
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Stickfight
Originally Posted by SandBilly

That I’ve never tried tofu?

Well, ok….


Whatever estrogenic, emasculating, epicene chemicals you imagine are in tofu are well represented in all the highly processed trash-food celebrated in this thread.


This thread is basically about snacks in your hunting pack.

Get over yourself, you [bleep] Nancy.
laugh


PREZACTLY !


That’s all I carry, pop tarts and oatmeal pies.
crazy grin

I carry Vienna sausage too. Lol


Yep. Me too.
Originally Posted by SandBilly
This thread is basically about snacks in your hunting pack.


Keep telling yourself that.
Originally Posted by Stickfight
Originally Posted by SandBilly
This thread is basically about snacks in your hunting pack.


Keep telling yourself that.


Why?
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Why?


It limits the mental impact of chemical castration.
Originally Posted by Stickfight
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Why?


It limits the mental impact of chemical castration.



Sounds like your either borderline in the closet, or a full blown [bleep].

Worried about your masculinity? Scared a pop tart is going to take the last little bit of testosterone you have?

🤪 🤣
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Sounds like your either borderline in the closet, or a full blown [bleep].


Yet another of my posts caused someone to drift into homosexual fantasy.
“Them evil Pop tarts, made me suck cock!!”

🤣
Originally Posted by 2sticks
I thought I was an anomaly. I have relied on brown suger cinnamon Pop Tarts as a back up snack as long as I can remember. They are a must have on a hunting trip.

What flavors do you guys like? Maybe I should broaden my tastes.


Here’s the OP’s original post.
Apparently, Reading Comprehension is not Stickfights strong suit.
Originally Posted by SandBilly
“Them evil Pop tarts, made me suck cock!!”


If I weren't me I'd probably want me too.
I’m guessing you’re vegan. At least we know where you get your protein from…lmfao
Originally Posted by chlinstructor

Here’s the OP’s original post.
Apparently, Reading Comprehension is not Stickfights strong suit.


Like I'd eat them while hunting...
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by 2sticks
I thought I was an anomaly. I have relied on brown suger cinnamon Pop Tarts as a back up snack as long as I can remember. They are a must have on a hunting trip.

What flavors do you guys like? Maybe I should broaden my tastes.


Here’s the OP’s original post.
Apparently, Reading Comprehension is not Stickfights strong suit.


The vegan teacher has a sock puppet.
Originally Posted by Stickfight
Originally Posted by chlinstructor

Here’s the OP’s original post.
Apparently, Reading Comprehension is not Stickfights strong suit.


Like I'd eat them while hunting...


Lmao! Enjoy your Tofu.
Originally Posted by Stickfight
You people eat garbage.

I eat one of those Little Debbie Creme Pies about every five years. I ate a Pop Tart that a student offered me a couple of years ago, but it had been many years previous to that, and haven't had one since. To say I like this stuff isn't to say I eat much of it. It is, indeed, garbage.
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Lmao! Enjoy your Tofu.


You know what, you guys have me convinced.

A man who is out hunting and eats food prepared by his wife using wholesome ingredients is potentially gay, while eating schit tier factory food made by illegal Mexicans is the epitome of masculinity. And introducing the topic of homosexual sex to half the threads one participates in is clearly a masculine thing to do also.

You "guys" sure do know your stuff.
Originally Posted by Stickfight
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Lmao! Enjoy your Tofu.


You know what, you guys have me convinced.

A man who is out hunting and eats food prepared by his wife using wholesome ingredients is potentially gay, while eating schit tier factory food made by illegal Mexicans is the epitome of masculinity. And introducing the topic of homosexual sex to half the threads one participates in is clearly a masculine thing to do also.

You "guys" sure do know your stuff.


The fact is we don’t gaff what you eat. And we never said crap until you started insinuating how smart you are.

What’s your wife’s name? Richard?
Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye
Originally Posted by Stickfight
You people eat garbage.

I eat one of those Little Debbie Creme Pies about every five years. I ate a Pop Tart that a student offered me a couple of years ago, but it had been many years previous to that, and haven't had one since. To say I like this stuff isn't to say I eat much of it. It is, indeed, garbage.


It’s probably been a couple years for me, but if I want one I’ll eat the damn thing. No explanation needed.
I like every damn thing that isn't any good for me, frosted blueberry or strawberry poptarts included. Some jerky and peanut M&M’s sometimes. But I usually cook breakfast before I hit the woods. Eggs, bacon and biscuit and sausage gravy. The junk snacks are just for quick energy if the hunt goes longer than usual.
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye
Originally Posted by Stickfight
You people eat garbage.

I eat one of those Little Debbie Creme Pies about every five years. I ate a Pop Tart that a student offered me a couple of years ago, but it had been many years previous to that, and haven't had one since. To say I like this stuff isn't to say I eat much of it. It is, indeed, garbage.


It’s probably been a couple years for me, but if I want one I’ll eat the damn thing. No explanation needed.

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If they still make the S’mores pop tart, that gets my vote. Ph ucking delicious.
Pop Tarts, Spam, Vienna Sausages, Oatmeal Creme Pies, and yogurt, heck yeah. I do however, draw the line on tofu.
Oh, and on pop tarts for the OP. I prefer brown sugar and cinnamon.
Originally Posted by tankerjockey
Pop Tarts, Spam, Vienna Sausages, Oatmeal Creme Pies, and yogurt, heck yeah. I do however, draw the line on tofu.

My man has been on a FTX or two. smile
Originally Posted by skeen
Originally Posted by tankerjockey
Pop Tarts, Spam, Vienna Sausages, Oatmeal Creme Pies, and yogurt, heck yeah. I do however, draw the line on tofu.

My man has been on a FTX or two. smile


Yep. But he forgot the little packets of orange crackers with peanut butter. And Moon Pies and and a little 10 ounce bottle of Coca Cola. 🤠

Hell. Sometimes I just carry a Snickers Bar for breakfast

Breakfast of Champions! 😬
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by skeen
Originally Posted by tankerjockey
Pop Tarts, Spam, Vienna Sausages, Oatmeal Creme Pies, and yogurt, heck yeah. I do however, draw the line on tofu.

My man has been on a FTX or two. smile


Yep. But he forgot the little packets of orange crackers with peanut butter. And Moon Pies and and a little 10 ounce bottle of Coca Cola. 🤠

Hell. Sometimes I just carry a Snickers Bar for breakfast

Breakfast of Champions! 😬


Idk how many of those cheese/peanut butter crackers I’ve eaten all smashed up. Could have used a straw! Lol
They end up at the bottom of the lunch box and turn into mulch.



But still a great find if you're hungry!

I have eaten way too many of those peanut butter cheese crackers and even have some in my truck now. Don’t care for the moon pies. I worked at a Bass Pro shop and ate them for lunch a few times though. Ole Johny Morris musta had a thing for them. They were heavily stocked in all his stores.
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye
Originally Posted by Stickfight
You people eat garbage.

I eat one of those Little Debbie Creme Pies about every five years. I ate a Pop Tart that a student offered me a couple of years ago, but it had been many years previous to that, and haven't had one since. To say I like this stuff isn't to say I eat much of it. It is, indeed, garbage.


It’s probably been a couple years for me, but if I want one I’ll eat the damn thing. No explanation needed.

Same.
Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye
Originally Posted by Stickfight
You people eat garbage.

I eat one of those Little Debbie Creme Pies about every five years. I ate a Pop Tart that a student offered me a couple of years ago, but it had been many years previous to that, and haven't had one since. To say I like this stuff isn't to say I eat much of it. It is, indeed, garbage.


It’s probably been a couple years for me, but if I want one I’ll eat the damn thing. No explanation needed.

Same.


I eat them all the time ! No fuggin tofu for me. 🤠
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by skeen
Originally Posted by tankerjockey
Pop Tarts, Spam, Vienna Sausages, Oatmeal Creme Pies, and yogurt, heck yeah. I do however, draw the line on tofu.

My man has been on a FTX or two. smile


Yep. But he forgot the little packets of orange crackers with peanut butter. And Moon Pies and and a little 10 ounce bottle of Coca Cola. 🤠

Hell. Sometimes I just carry a Snickers Bar for breakfast

Breakfast of Champions! 😬


Idk how many of those cheese/peanut butter crackers I’ve eaten all smashed up. Could have used a straw! Lol


Use to buy them by the Case at Sam’s. Great snack when your driving the Tractor from dawn to dusk.
Coffee and a big pinch of Copenhagen....That’s a breakfast for champions.

🦫
Originally Posted by auk1124
The cherry fake ones from Dollar General are good.

The worst - any of them without the icing. Why in the hell anyone would buy a box of pop tarts without icing is beyond me. You're already eating a pop tart, fatass. Get the icing.



I prefer them without the icing. Just toast them till golden brown and slather them with butter.
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Coffee and a big pinch of Copenhagen....That’s a breakfast for champions.

🦫


Non-pussies can eat a pop tart with a dip in their mouth, and drink Coffee.

😆
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Coffee and a big pinch of Copenhagen....That’s a breakfast for champions.

🦫


Non-pussies can eat a pop tart with a dip in their mouth, and drink Coffee.

😆



True...^^^^^

I forgot the big gulp filled with whiskey and coke for my energy drink !

😝🦫
Quote
Aw C’Mon ! Chessey Mac Hamburger Helper is the ultimate “filler food”. Lived on that stuff in College. I’d always add even more cheese to mine. Usually that good ole Processed Velveeta stuff. Damn GOOD !!! 🤠


And stocked up on Ramen Noodles for the really tough times. Or while watching the late night ant races and on TV.
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Coffee and a big pinch of Copenhagen....That’s a breakfast for champions.

🦫



Who are you kidding White Claw?…😂
Originally Posted by Springcove
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Coffee and a big pinch of Copenhagen....That’s a breakfast for champions.

🦫



Who are you kidding White Claw?…😂


Laffin 😂 Absolutely!

There is always a couple cases of Claw on hand. We use those mainly as an incentive to make it out of a hell hole with meat on ones back and to the rig.

Grab a couple Claws, guzzle....Look at each other, fist bump, head back for another load.

👍🏼🦫
Originally Posted by AZmark
You guys won't take the jab but you'll eat one of those nasty pop tarts bought at Dollar General?

Sumpthin wrong with your thinking?

BTW there's a hot dog shortage and I couldnt get my cheese/jalapeno/pure beef? roller dog from the Circle K store.


Fuphk ton more studies and tests done on pop-tarts compared to the “COVID vac” but you wouldn’t hear that on CNN.
I used to like the maple cinnamon but couple years ago they went cheap and cut the frosting and filling in half so they're dry and crumbly now. Never bought one since.
Originally Posted by shootem
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Aw C’Mon ! Chessey Mac Hamburger Helper is the ultimate “filler food”. Lived on that stuff in College. I’d always add even more cheese to mine. Usually that good ole Processed Velveeta stuff. Damn GOOD !!! 🤠


And stocked up on Ramen Noodles for the really tough times. Or while watching the late night ant races and on TV.


LOL. No doubt!
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Aw C’Mon ! Chessey Mac Hamburger Helper is the ultimate “filler food”. Lived on that stuff in College. I’d always add even more cheese to mine. Usually that good ole Processed Velveeta stuff. Damn GOOD !!! 🤠


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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Springcove
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Coffee and a big pinch of Copenhagen....That’s a breakfast for champions.

🦫



Who are you kidding White Claw?…😂


Laffin 😂 Absolutely!

There is always a couple cases of Claw on hand. We use those mainly as an incentive to make it out of a hell hole with meat on ones back and to the rig.

Grab a couple Claws, guzzle....Look at each other, fist bump, head back for another load.

👍🏼🦫






I thought WhiteClaw was your Native American name?…

Pop tarts and Whiskey on me when you get your elk down.
Originally Posted by Springcove
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Springcove
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Coffee and a big pinch of Copenhagen....That’s a breakfast for champions.

🦫



Who are you kidding White Claw?…😂


Laffin 😂 Absolutely!

There is always a couple cases of Claw on hand. We use those mainly as an incentive to make it out of a hell hole with meat on ones back and to the rig.

Grab a couple Claws, guzzle....Look at each other, fist bump, head back for another load.

👍🏼🦫






I thought WhiteClaw was your Native American name?…

Pop tarts and Whiskey on me when you get your elk down.


Close....My full Indian name is WhiteClawRainDancer

😝🦫
Heat em up on a pan on the stove when you don’t want to crank up the generator in the morning before heading to the stand. Better than toaster or microwave
My wife brought home some pumpkin crap last year. I just threw them out unopened. Yuk
Don’t eat no figs or prunes before climbing in the stand - lol
I like the strawberry without any of the frosting stuff on the outside.
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