If a chicken and a half,
Lays an egg and a half,
In a day and a half,
What’s the price of chicken?

A buck and a half.

Uh, no. Good try nonetheless.

Purple 6

Bzzzzzzzzzzz

It is determined by how long it takes a centipede with a wooden leg to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle.

FJB ?

Ice cream does not have bones

A bicycle has tires but a vest doesn't have sleeves

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a chicken to lay an egg? That’s the eternal question.

I like turtles.

We have:



I clearly cannot afford it and must eat Spam.

C’mon guys, the answer isn’t hard to find.

Free !!!

Of course I fully concur with the correct answer, when it is revealed

Live or dressed an packaged? chicks or craigslist,what breed? The roasted ones are $5.00 at wally world

Soylent Green.

chickens are rats with wings,,walking squacking [bleep] machines

Check the flyer in the Sunday paper. See how simple that is?

Tuesday round these parts

Well, where do you think I found THIS??






I WIN!

The answer to that is minus eight pi alpha.

Half a chicken can’t lay an egg

Safeway or Dollar General?

What if you had a peck of chicken?

Kent

You can't tunafish.

4 1/2

Where's Mathman when you need him

First word: “If”.

I was introduced to this inquiry in 1976 by a fella who had just finished 5 years in the USAF. B52 tail gunner. It had never occurred to me that watching the world go backwards could do things to your brain like that.

It you can tuna piano.

Priceless, that's one anomaly that's worth some serious research.

22 trucks

24 hours!