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If a chicken and a half, Lays an egg and a half, In a day and a half, What’s the price of chicken?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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Uh, no. Good try nonetheless.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire 'Bwana
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It is determined by how long it takes a centipede with a wooden leg to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Ice cream does not have bones
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A bicycle has tires but a vest doesn't have sleeves
DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a chicken to lay an egg? That’s the eternal question.
“When Tyranny becomes Law, Rebellion becomes Duty”
Colossians 3:17 (New King James Version) "And whatever you do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through Him."
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Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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We have: I clearly cannot afford it and must eat Spam.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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C’mon guys, the answer isn’t hard to find.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Of course I fully concur with the correct answer, when it is revealed
I AM AMERICA!
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Live or dressed an packaged? chicks or craigslist,what breed? The roasted ones are $5.00 at wally world
Last edited by hosfly; 11/22/21.
I AM AMERICA!
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I am MAGA.
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chickens are rats with wings,,walking squacking [bleep] machines
Last edited by hosfly; 11/22/21.
I AM AMERICA!
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Check the flyer in the Sunday paper. See how simple that is?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Check the flyer in the Sunday paper. See how simple that is? Tuesday round these parts
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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