Just that:

Was it gag-o-rama??

Was it shady, questionable, or were your pleasantly surprised?


Best and Worst, where???

Rather schit in the woods, creepy old guys always hit on me at rest stops.

going to be one of them nights huh slum?

Peterbilt guys with them shoulder britches ??

Wink wink

Many times. The ones I've been in were impressively clean.

El Paso area.

I was scared someone was gonna steal me.

Rolled in hot and heavy, north florida north or Gainsburgerville, whoooo

Was clinchin hard

Mens smelled like a pig sty. Started heaving, thought i was gonna lose my mud

Ducked into the homo/retard/fambly single shooter. Dropped my buckle and seen there werent not terlot paper.

Failed to execute

Went up the road 5 miles, hit up a wendys. Dude in there piddlin around with the faucet and paper towel thing. I let out a couple of audible heaves like i bought to barf when the urine smell hit me.
He scooted outta there pretty quick. Good thing. I was about 4 centimeters dilated. Dayum



Theys a pretty clean one up by Cordele, we stop in around there and get some of them Valdosta onions and stuff

Most of them have been very clean

Always.

That way I don’t have to buy my own TP

Shirt off on the way, or you reinstall and remove again?

I am an IHG Rewards member, lots of times I will ball into the Holiday Inn express and use that first floor crapper by the breakfast buffet. Always clean. Get the get bubbles and start peeling exit mileage off with the phone app

Mrs slumlord bum rushes their ice with the Gott bag for a 10 lb run like some cousin eddie type deal.

I absolutely had to one time at a Truck Stop in Arizona.
I opened the outhouse door and to my horror there was a volcano shaped pile of s hi t towering up out of the toilet.
The stench was overwhelming.
I puckered my butthole and drove out into the nearest bushes just in time.
Gross.

I've used some excellent rest stops - cleaner than the average truck stop.

It's the little "parks" and such that aren't much more than a pull off lane, some grass and picnic tables with a pit toilet that would gag a maggot.

Those I avoid if possible.

No.

I like to come out like Craig’s dad and announce to the people in the dining room “I feel 5 lbs lighter”

HAHAHA🤮🤮

When ya’ gotta go, ya’ gotta go! 😳

You, sir, are the poet of the common man.

yes

I spotted a good buck one time in the sand, bow season during rut. Glassed up the nearest road that led to a SWD. I pulled in there and started toward them through the back of the SWD.

Holy hell, ran into a toilet paper farm. I guess all the water truck drivers planted their crop in the same place,


Divert….

Yes , I take my shirt off and wear my hat backwards .

bucket list item

Yet more anal fixations, I see.

Only your mom

I have seen a Volcano shaped pile coming up outa the hole too, it made me curious as to who would continue to use the
"facility" after it was above the perimeter.
I thought I was the only one to experience that...so I kept it to myself all these years, glad I'm not alone anymore.

I80 Nevada, Utah, Wyoming has some really clean rest stops. Not to mention the best truck stops I've ever seen.

Maybe we can get a 2fer on therapy to remove that image from our brains...🤣🤮🤣

Yes. When traveling westbound from Indiana we don't spend much money in IL but do make some deposits.

I once went into a port o john that was filled with a brown liquid that was churning like it was at a rolling boil. Turns out it was filled with maggots swimming around. That was pretty gross.

Jeebus man. Wish I didn’t read that…

stupid thread.

Post count +2

Rest areas across the upper Midwest (MI,WI,MN,SD,IA ,etc)are actually a tremendous benefit. We travel these areas frequently. Great places to stretch one’s legs, exercise the dogs or just use the facilities. Usually clean and well lighted. May go back to West TN again this year to pick up a dog. That area scares the bejeebers out of me. I try not to stop ANYWHERE there. I never thought I’d say it was good to be in Illinois, but I guess everything is relative.

Nope, been lucky so far

Very weak.

I dropped a deuce while passing through Charles de Gaulle airport. I can say I "visited" France.

Why you ask, such odd things. Thinking about a road trip, get a small trailer and take your own, rent-a-can. Roofers always have a [bleep] hooked up to their, Tundra !

Why be an old bitch and even come on this thread and run your pie hole?

Have I missed something spectacular about yourself that I should have seen in the last 9 years that I have been on here?

Enlighten me please

Don’t even have to look at who the OP is to know it’s gotta be Slum.

Answer: No.

I did once drop a magnificent pile in Flave’s yard. His house was near an interstate though.

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Hurry the hell up and give me a quick comeback, chop chop

Cmon Bon what are you on 400 baud in your shîthole tin shed?

Is your thread exclusively for those with an anal fixation? If so, I do apologize for "butting" in.

I told you it was too dangerous for you to hold a sign saying “Will Suck 4A Ride”

🤣🦫

Laying haul for several years.
Rest stops, wide spots, ramps, on the shoulder.
.
Once parked on Highway 82 in Georgia.
4-ways on, underware down.
But still all white. (It was a close one)

Can't remember a best.

Had a Butt Buddy, sitting in his car) call the pay phone as we walked
in, and out of one in Arkansas. Long story, my student learned how to
drive, that evening he learned to not get driven.

Then, there is Texas!


Picture a nice square brick building, huge overhangs on the roof.

Well, that building isn't where the rest rooms are. It's just for storage,
utilities, and for mounting the fixtures.

They are on the outside of that building.
Behind a high brick wall, that doesn't go up to the overhanging roof.
So there is a 1 foot gap between the wall and the roof.
It was December. And not warm.
Even Pappy's outhouse was closed up, mostly.
The dividers between the seats are about 30".
6" inches from the floor, and they end about shoulder height.
Sitting down. They have a door. Matching design.


So you open a door that's belly button high going in, close it.
When you sit down, your head sticks up and you can look all around.
Or, at the guy sitting beside you.
Or, guess what's at eye level if you take the chair by the
urinal.

WTF! Is going on Texas?



Gotta add.
The worst might be Parking Areas in TN and KY.
Picture a small rest area parking lot. No facilities.
Not park and ride either.

You really, really, have to watch were you walk when you grab
the paper towels and head into the woods!

Good luck with your future ventures of getting good butt sex.

I’m done.

No, it’s for ass holes like you too.

Youre welcomed to contribute and pass the time or piss off

Buc-ee's for the win.

Good place. The only problem there is how busy they are sometimes.

I ain’t chittin again til they get the one in Crossville built. Save up!!!

😂

You’re done, when I tell you, you’re done....Now go fetch me a beer and hand me the remote control.


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...Got a bowl of "Bad" french onion soup at some fancy farm tourist trap in indiana... thought i could make it home... made it almost to oshkosh on i41... told brother to pull this fuggar over or i'm shidtin in yer truck... opened the rear door wide for cover and let fly... Thank god there was a roll of paper towels & windex along...

We call those pickle parks. They are where gay truckers meet up for encounters. Tennessee has nice, clean facilities at their interstate rest areas.

When we roofed

We crapped in a garbage bag into a sheetrock bucket. In the back of our gutter machine truck. It was a 20ft Uhaul.

When we didnt have the gutter truck on site, we crapped in the same bucket/bag but tossed a blue tarp over ourselves. Looked like the thinking man statue with a tarp over it. Better be qucik about it gets warm in 100 degree heat out in the backyard.

Weren’t no pussified new construction with a porto potty onsite. These were ghetto jobs and the mfers wouldnt let you use their bathrooms inside. Sometimes get a key from the prop manager. Most times youre on your own.

Groids wouldnt let us run an ext cord either, even offer to pay wm $10. So be it mfers. Get there next morning with 8 horse generator and set it beside the bedroom window about 5:30-6am

Haven't needed to use one in many years until a
couple of weeks ago on IH35
Looked to be a fairly new facility. Pretty clean to
have so many unknowns roaming in and out of the
place. Fairly decent hand soap and wash basin
and all the no-touch flushing and such.
I'd say the only semi sore point was sitting on one of
the benches in the picnic area eating my sandwich and
all the yoyos baby talking their mutts while letting them
sprinkle the grass and pinch one off
One pinhead gave me the eye when I threw a bread
crust down on the sparse grass. I didn't say anything
about him letting his wormy mutt squeeze out a
stinky steaming turd a foot or so from the bread crust.

Yeah, that was so thoughtless of me to throw down
a piece of bread on the ground

Gee I dont know how anyone missed that I roofed for 15 years as much as I’m on here and talk about it. And as much as mfers stalk my posts and bitch about my content.

Maybe they only zero in my 12 years with GIS and spatial analysis with subsurface utility database and asset management.

Nah... I have anal fixation.

Where’s a good place to take a dump on the highway??? 😂😂👏🏻

I found the same thing in a PeMex gas station in Mexico years back!

Had to take a leak BAD, so I held my breath and peed in the trough urinal. Felt something splashing on my boots, and looked down, and there was just an open drain not connected to anything. Pee was just running out the bottom... Why even bother? Outside would have been much more sanitary.

Is Arby’s making soup now? 😩

A classic case of Ren50 withdrawal syndrome.

We all have it, it just manifest differently in Slummy than the rest of us.

Prayer is needed.

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Yeah. I was on a picnic trip with a girlfriend and
her kids and had a cramp that I couldn't put off.
I didn't realize that the homos were looking for
action. One followed me in and was trying to peek
in the stall with his shorts around his knees.
He was peeking through the crack and his nose
rubbed up against a NAA 22M and he decided he
didn't want to be there anymore

Sandypants has not been satisfied with your methods of meat prep.

Yall need to get that smoothed out lol

|Stopped in one of 85 south in VA As I'm walking up to take a wizz inside the payphone next to me on the sidewalk rings. Made a huge mistake answering it.

It’s ok, he needed a break. He wuz starting to walk funny.

On the snow cone Porta John,
I always pictured someone standing on the tank putting the
tip on the cone. And having a foot slip.
Hilarious thought, of someone else.
Pretty nasty if you put house of in the image.







Worked construction on a Wal-Mart distribution center.
Lots of Mexicans. I was the only white guy on a crew of 20.


Anyway, those Tacobenders would drill a hole in the porta potty' s
urinal drain hole.. You would piss in the urinal and be pissing on your feet.

LOL

Just pull into the rest area, and hang your backside out and sit on the window opening. Keep the Truck running with A/C or Heat and you're good to go.

Don't worry about the side of the truck, it'll blend in with the chewy tobacco spit all over the sides.

Only twice.

Crap right below the his or her Browning sticker 🤣

Before we had indoor facilities, we used to get them stalagmites growin' in the ole one holer at deer camp with eight guys pounding away at her. It wasn't so bad when it was cold out, though, and they stiffened up. Just had to stomp em down a bit, so's you didn't get goosed.

I am scared of the Rona... so I use the dog walk area.

Even pit bulls won't get out of the car after I mark that territory.

I try to load up on percoset or hydrocodone so I wont have to take a dump for 900 miles

But disney world food got me.

Got pics?

I’m thinking ol’ Bob doesn’t like you very much.

Heathen…

Ahhh the holidays, that time of year to log into 24hr and participate in important threads like this one.

I've pooped on the asphalt at a interstate rest area once. Driving from Nashville and the lunch chili was wanting to exit like a highspeed ramp.... I squatted & took a dump while holding onto someone’s new Land Rover. It was beautiful….like a big mound of chocolate your momma set out for Xmas. Or like a little black orphan sitting hoping to find a home.

99% of the time I prefer crapping in the woods though, I like contributing to global warming.

I always carry a fanny pack with T paper inside when I travel. More than once they were out of paper. Also, might want to carry some disinfectant wipes to use before going.

That reminds me of a trip from El Paso to San Diego when I was a kid, early 60s. Dad like to drive at night, and that's not a bad idea when traversing the entire state on I-10. Anyway, along about sunrise we had to stop for fuel and I dunno WTF we were but it was kind of mountainous and definitely desolate. I went into the can at this gas station and someone had $hit on every wall in there and lots of other places. I don't recall what I did about it but I know for sure I did NOT sit down on that commode.

Really stupid unless you are just working on post count. Wow.

We used to have threads about gun stuff and knowledgeable folks posting until a “certain Tennessee hunting forum” ran a bunch of posters off. That’s what I heard on here yesterday anyway.

Yea

It’s all about post count

And tossing deer ribs in a ditch for ants

That’s what I thought.

Once again if it was all about post count, I would go the kiddie hunting or gunwrite woohoo forum and post a gazillion smiley faces on every post. In 10 hours I would have a 100,000 posts

Are we not just fùcking around?

Why don’t you rack up some post count and show us something you do....classic cars, some bbq grilling pics, hmm i dont know deer pics maybe?

It’s tough to grasp, isn’t it?

We should petition Mr. Bin for a special forum, just for talkin about guns-n-[bleep]. He just might listen.

I concur. I’d like to suggest a Savage , and Winchester forum. Maybe a a deer and elk hunting forum too.

Good thought. I will start one tomorrow in who likes mustard on on a hamburger. Should go 15 pages. 👍

Or dildôs, that should get some hits.

Your pal wabigoon has already done that one about 3 times

How bout a Walter Brennan thread?

That should reel in about 16 pages of rubes

We had a fight....Not a big deal...I bought SB a new vacuum cleaner...All better now.

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PS

My meat preparation is perfect. Unless you equate eating a blood soaked pantyliner with a perfectly cooked steak 🥩

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Where's MTBoomer, I'm sure he's got some stories.

I seen that earlier

It had a lot of fans

The blood-soaked pantyliner.

They run that boy offt

Another one bites the dust.

‘Fraid so

All these anal mustard threads

Mustard burns my anal.

I always get an eerie feeling pulling into a phagg rest.

Ill chit in the ditch or cornfield before I use a public toilet.

Last one I went into was in AK and had a Glory Hole, so NO.

Yep.

Hasn't been around in a while.

Northern Idaho rest stop schitter was the nicest I had ever seen. It was on the rez. Those injuns keep the bathrooms clean.
Nevada truck stops are the nastiest bathrooms I've ever seen. Some dude somehow spackled the wall above the toilet. It was a feat of defying gravity. Almost impressive.

Dry schitty assprint in front of the toilet.

Nothing wrong with a glory hole, as long as it links to the women's restroom, and not the stall next to the one you are in... LOL.

A mouth is a mouth.

Anyone can crap on the floor

Takes a hero to shît on the ceiling

No, but I cshit in a Holiday Inn

You guilt him for not stopping by to say hi like you did me couple years back? Ha!

Onions at the schitthouse?

Nevada rest stops have to be the worst on the rare occasion you find one. I-15 south to Cali is really funny on a holiday weekend when the traffic is backed up from Barstow to LV and the only rest stop is closed, which it is most of the time. Idaho and Utah rest stops are like spas by comparison. Only in Nevada will you see a sign for a rest stop and pull over to find no schidter.


mike r

Not quite. I was in the midst of blasting a dookie and some bearded dude started licking the hole between the stalls, so I skedaddled right quick.

Once, over 30 years ago at a rest stop on I75 just south of Gainesville FL. Sometimes when I travel I get constipated. 🥴 it has been about 3 days and it hit me driving back home. I went in and dropped a Duraflame in one of them stalls. Didn't try to flush it, wanted someone else to enjoy my masterpiece. 💩

By God!

Yes. Its usually not bad except in New York

Going from Detroit back to Minneapolis where I had a summer job during college. Got off the freeway at Gary, Indiana to crap. Big mistake. Nowhere to stop and crap. Was really hurting. Drove on a surface street for miles before I could get back on the elevated freeway. Finally in the middle of Chicago there was a rest stop. I went in and dropped a painful king-sized log. What a relief. While I was getting out of the stall, A guy rushed into the room, got halfway in, stopped like be hit a wall turned and fled. Laughed all the was through Chicago. Driving a 65 Falcon with rusted out Flintstone floors and $5 used tires. Cost $2.50 in tolls to get through the city.

Best rest area was on I35 in Iowa just south of the Minnesota border.

I'll sh't almost anywhere except my pants. Take me to court.

One more. We were coming back from camping at Bears Ears in Utah. Had lunch at the Burger King in Kayenta. The INE with the code talkers museum. By the time we hit Tuba City I had to go and go now. Stopped at a Texaco. John was in a small building behind the gas station. Opened the door and someone had taken off their tighty-whiteys full of schit in front if the toilet. Got back in the truck and told my friend to haul arse to Flag.

So you'd screw a Glory Hole leading into the women's restroom without knowing whether you're screwing a TRANNY on the other side....LMAO

I guess someone who isn't smart enough to not piss all over their feet, like you admitted to, couldn't tell the difference.

Who hasn't???

Beats wipin' yer azz with a wild rhubarb leaf...

No way man, too risky! LOL

I luv Walgreens restrooms.

Let’s try this again for slow learners and 79 year olds

Where are some that are good
Where are the notoriously filthy ones?

In your experience

And I have no idea what rhubarb is. Is that a Polack turnip green or something?

Nope

I’d hit up a walmart crapper before a walgreens

Every failed Dr Mercola patient is at walgreens trying to get some real medicine for their communicable diseases. And will use that shîtter

😃😃🤣🤣

sssssssssssss!!!!! 😂

Who is this Mercola mfer? I'm not sure I want to do a search.

All the TX & NM & most of the CO Rest Areas I’ve stopped in have been pretty nice. The bigger TX ones have onsite attendees that keep them clean.

I don’t do WallyWorld. Fugg that. I’ve seen their typical customer base.

My concern is why do you want to know?

So im driving old pipeline right of ways and ranch roads out in the eastern edge of the Great American Desert in Loving County, the least populated in Texas looking for blue quail. There are a few scattered drilling rigs and some recent new piplines running through the 200 Sq mile A.... Ranch west of Kermit. Sandhills, buckbrush, mesquite, buffalo grass country.

A big new shiny black F250 is hauling ass toward me so i pull up as it slides to a halt in a cloud of dust and stops with its driver, a freaking white guy, 4 feet away from me. The Mexican guy in the passenger seat hollers at me, "Do you know where is the closest porta potty?"

I aint be,ieving this schiett.

I look around and finally reply, "yeah, under every one of all those mesquite trees but i would just sit on that trucks back bumper and take a crap.'

They looked at me kind of funny before having that Eureka moment.

Just take care of your business before hitting the road in the morning.

Your welcome.

Holy chit ! I hate f a g s !

If only it was that simple for everyone.

No schit!!!

lol

I already said i utiliize percoset and hydrocodone to stop the doo doo gears so I make bj and bear time

Stopped in an old truckstop near Blacksburg VA late one night,
had to crap and get some coffee. When I couldn't find the
men's room, the cashier pointed to a small building on the upper side
of the parking lot. I think this place was old enough to have once
used out houses, and the bathrooms were built near their site.


I trekked over, the first stall was occupied so I took the second.
Dropped my britches, dropped my butt, dropped my load. Sitting
there for a second, relieved to have done it all in the right order,
and in the right place, I noticed a big hole in the wall. Now it
wasn't the first I ever saw. Matter of fact, I often wondered why
a guy would sit there and whittle on a hole in another mans wall.
But I did notice I could easy see the other guys legs.

Just as I reached for some paper, I hear,
Fwap, fwap, fwap! I look up, and can see that cöcksucker jerking it.
Well, I wasn't done, wasn't about to leave with a fully speckled crack,
and didn't want to stay. Scared pretty bad, I opened my Case lockback.
A 3" blade, and held it in one hand while I took care of the paperwork.
I was just waiting for him to stick it through that hole. My mind was
made up to cut it bad, and run.

I think he head it click. He quit spanking and left.

Then, I was worried about leaving.
It's a good thing some innocent fool didn't walk in that door as I was opening it. I might have gutted him before either of us knew what was happening.

Long haul trucking is quite a learning experience for a sheltered 21 year old
Hillbilly kid. It's a big world to be running around in all alone.

Guess you need to pack your own then:

If chew or coffee don't get things moving for you before you get on the road, perhaps you shouldn't be traveling....

Im neither on the chew or coffee

I live a wholistic life Lol

This body is a temple

When it comes to rest areas, the busier, the better as they are safer and cleaner. My most recent interstate fudge drop was at the 94 WB welcome center in MN. Clean and pleasant.

You gotta be pretty dead set to wack off in the clouds of shît vapor

Uhhhhhgg

There's enough crap in this thread rising above the horizon of the seat to stop up every commode in every rest stop in the country.

Im always packing a .22 at least when we take a whizz or fuel stop

I was at a charity golf tourney. As we were heading to the carts to roll out for the shotgun start, we go by the beer cart girl and everyone's loading up with 2-3 drinks.

I get a water and a Gatorade.

One of the guys it's all "look at goalie, he doesn't drink. His body is a temple."

End up waiting for his group to tee off on a par 3 about an hour later. Snuck up and blew a ton of cigar smoke at him as he was gonna hit his tee shot

As I walked away I said "it ain't no temple, it's a fuucking clown car"

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Well, gotta fill it up with something. Sure ain't gonna be pictures of you hunting

This is so foreign to me. I carry toilet paper in my truck.

I believe he wants to know all the glory hole locations.

Used to see this one written on restroom walls a lot, probably by WW II vets:

I'VE S HIT IN ENGLAND
I'VE S HIT IN FRANCE
BEFORE I'D S HIT HERE
I'D S HIT MY PANTS!

So do I. I keep a package in my pickup so at motels I don't have to use single ply. I have an open and an unopened Kleenex too.

I always carry a couple of road rolls.

I try to also.
Although I have walked out of the woods sleeveless a few times...

Jeeze

Just looking for the clean, highly recommended stops

Can we put reivertom and redneck in the ...”I didnt read the OP” column 🤷‍♀️

Those single ply motel toilet paper rolls make good oil filters if you've got a Frantz filter canister.

...so as to avoid them.

I’d rather wipe with paper towels

Those Koala baby changing stations in the restrooms have like Dairy Queen ice cream cone strength napkins in there. I grab them.

You closet commie's have your gaslighting assignment down real good, accuse ES91 to be a fraud since he never posts pictures.

Keep posting Ms. Nurse, you're doing a heck of a job......showing your mentally deranged cyber stalking skills while you feed your pathetic narcissism with every fictional story you can dream up to cover the fact you're stupid.

And now, it's not only I'm not a hunter because I don't post pictures, you've expanded your delusional sickness to now blaming me for calling your work to complain on you......LMAO

Like I said, keep posting Ms. Nurse, it's great free entertainment watching closet commies like you attempt to brand them self as an intellectual around other low IQ idiot yapping closet commies.

Keep posting honey.......

It's been over 10 years since I took a chit inside a restaurant, store, or roadside rest stop.



That said.


Just that.



Best roadside stop of all time was in between Jordan and Lewistown.


Super clean and quiet.


Really nice location.

Struck a nerve, eh?

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Great report

I will almost always try to hold the load till I’m home to my Kohler High-Righ Cimmaron.
Most all stops, hog nuts touch the water. Miserable experience

I realize the average Dodge 9500 dually diesel limo stretch family truckster captain enjoys all the filthy Phillips 66 crappers but I don’t

lol


I was on the dialysis machine once, they hit me with magnesium blast in my iV, I got the gut bubbles with a quickness. Felt like a 20 lb weight was in my guts. Cant get up for 4 hours when on the line.
Dang it son

I own your mind. No striking of a nerve needed. I own you............

Sounds like they need a can of this stuff.

I feel hopelessly domesticated when I put my tp in a Walmart bag, instead of leaving it on the shoulder of I10 with the rest of it.

5 star thread !

Stay well as you can my man.


Speaking of poops.




During the last decade I have left at least 100 outside dumps.


Mostly gravel roads, pastures and hayfields.

What I never understood about glory holes is why would a dude shove his dingus through a blind hole? Who the heck knows what horrors are on the other side? Seems dangerous.

In the south dirty restrooms are common. When I have been out west they are clean. I guess demographics do make a difference.

Used to hit a rest area on the NY State thruway ( Interstate 90) fairly regular and I wasn't even on the thruway. Had to go in there to read gas & electric meters in my semi-retirement job and also worked in the area every other month. Just came into the back lot where the employees parked and walked in. I was surprised that the rest room was always clean and decent and had plenty of stalls. My first time there I figured it would be nasty because NY State runs it, which means the overpaid employees probably don't do much to keep the rest rooms nice. I was amazed and even started going in there for lunch when I was working that rural area because it was about the only decent lunch place around without driving far enough out of my way to ruin my time schedule.

I would respectfully have to disagree.

Sitting on the throne at one of those rest stops/gas pumps built in the center median on the New York State Tollway (about 1975). Soon enough there is a bunch of excited jabbering and feet flying by outside, then silence. When I came out, the whole place was vacated, and a car was on top of the pumps on fire.

Probably a lot lizard in that swirl .
Kenneth

More than once. With crohn's, I stopped being picky when traveling.

I ever mention the frog leg gumbo that turned on me?

I left enough DNA on the side of Hwy 18 to keep the forensics unit busy for a month.

The interstate rest stop bathroom is the modern bath house. It's where manly men meet other manly men to queer each other. Citgo, BP, any gas station off an interstate is where you go to dump out.

Wisconsin,Minnesota,South Dakota Interstate crappers are pretty clean and high tech,

I must ate something bad on a trip back from Florida. We had to stop every hour or so on the way back for me to unload. I tried numerous gas stations and rest stops between Gainesville and Nashville. The most disgusting bathroom was the last one I hit before I got home. It was the bathroom at my brothers house when we dropped him off. I have never seen a toilet seat more in need of a shave in my entire life.

Spicy chiggin mcdonalds biscuit is making a gut fuss already

Please God

No

Micky-D's can make a push.

Mmmm, Im surprised nobody has started a thread about clogging the toilet at another persons house........not that I have ever done that mind you.....

That,
Ain't funny.

I feel lucky if i make to a rest stop. I crapped in a fence row on the side of i70 in kansas one time. When u gotta go u gotta go

Helluva strange topic but i'll bite. We stopped at one on I95 headed south outside of Boston back in Nov, had to piss like a race horse and the regular bathrooms were all closed up for maintenance so they had about 6 porta potties outside. I was checking them to see which was one wasn't occupied, when I stepped inside it I knew right away why nobody was using it. It had [bleep] all the way up to the bottom of the seat and I had all I could do to not gag. I took a piss and went back to the car and the wife asked if it was ok if she went and I laughed and told her what I saw, she about turned green and said she'd wait until we got to her cousins place which was another hour and half from there.

That said, most others i've used have been pretty clean and had not stench but you roll the dice and take you chances these days.

Maybe once or twice in my life. I don't [bleep] outside my home unless a dire emergency occurs, and that is really rare.

Pre-smartphone 15 year corporate puke always had me an A, B and C option identified near all the facilities in my region. Never chit where you eat theory. Couple marked-up Thomas guides boxed up somewheres in the garage for the heirs.

Kids hate traveling by vehicle with me and we pass one of my old way-stations.

old Gramps used to bring a bucket when we travelled while towing the ocean boat. stuck in traffic and gotta go?
No problem! jump out of the truck, climb up in the boat, plop down on the bucket. Cars could see about shoulder up. He didn't care. Lid snapped on the bucket. Needless to say, no one opened any random buckets laying around........

Nicest rest area's I've ever been in were in Iowa along 80 heading to Wyoming a few months ago. They were beautiful.

One of the nicest rest areas I ever saw was along I 10 either in Mississippi or Alabama. This place has statues of game fish and dolphins and such, green mowed lawns, security type persons, clean as can be restrooms, even smells good. Nothing in Colorado can match it.