Last one I went into was in AK and had a Glory Hole, so NO.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
Northern Idaho rest stop schitter was the nicest I had ever seen. It was on the rez. Those injuns keep the bathrooms clean. Nevada truck stops are the nastiest bathrooms I've ever seen. Some dude somehow spackled the wall above the toilet. It was a feat of defying gravity. Almost impressive.
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Northern Idaho rest stop schitter was the nicest I had ever seen. It was on the rez. Those injuns keep the bathrooms clean. Nevada truck stops are the nastiest bathrooms I've ever seen. Some dude somehow spackled the wall above the toilet. It was a feat of defying gravity. Almost impressive.
Rolled in hot and heavy, north florida north or Gainsburgerville, whoooo
Was clinchin hard
Mens smelled like a pig sty. Started heaving, thought i was gonna lose my mud
Ducked into the homo/retard/fambly single shooter. Dropped my buckle and seen there werent not terlot paper.
Failed to execute
Went up the road 5 miles, hit up a wendys. Dude in there piddlin around with the faucet and paper towel thing. I let out a couple of audible heaves like i bought to barf when the urine smell hit me. He scooted outta there pretty quick. Good thing. I was about 4 centimeters dilated. Dayum
Theys a pretty clean one up by Cordele, we stop in around there and get some of them Valdosta onions and stuff
Onions at the schitthouse?
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
Northern Idaho rest stop schitter was the nicest I had ever seen. It was on the rez. Those injuns keep the bathrooms clean. Nevada truck stops are the nastiest bathrooms I've ever seen. Some dude somehow spackled the wall above the toilet. It was a feat of defying gravity. Almost impressive.
Nevada rest stops have to be the worst on the rare occasion you find one. I-15 south to Cali is really funny on a holiday weekend when the traffic is backed up from Barstow to LV and the only rest stop is closed, which it is most of the time. Idaho and Utah rest stops are like spas by comparison. Only in Nevada will you see a sign for a rest stop and pull over to find no schidter.
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Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that. Craig Douglas ECQC
Last one I went into was in AK and had a Glory Hole, so NO.
Nothing wrong with a glory hole, as long as it links to the women's restroom, and not the stall next to the one you are in... LOL.
Not quite. I was in the midst of blasting a dookie and some bearded dude started licking the hole between the stalls, so I skedaddled right quick.
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
Once, over 30 years ago at a rest stop on I75 just south of Gainesville FL. Sometimes when I travel I get constipated. 🥴 it has been about 3 days and it hit me driving back home. I went in and dropped a Duraflame in one of them stalls. Didn't try to flush it, wanted someone else to enjoy my masterpiece. 💩
Going from Detroit back to Minneapolis where I had a summer job during college. Got off the freeway at Gary, Indiana to crap. Big mistake. Nowhere to stop and crap. Was really hurting. Drove on a surface street for miles before I could get back on the elevated freeway. Finally in the middle of Chicago there was a rest stop. I went in and dropped a painful king-sized log. What a relief. While I was getting out of the stall, A guy rushed into the room, got halfway in, stopped like be hit a wall turned and fled. Laughed all the was through Chicago. Driving a 65 Falcon with rusted out Flintstone floors and $5 used tires. Cost $2.50 in tolls to get through the city.
Best rest area was on I35 in Iowa just south of the Minnesota border.
One more. We were coming back from camping at Bears Ears in Utah. Had lunch at the Burger King in Kayenta. The INE with the code talkers museum. By the time we hit Tuba City I had to go and go now. Stopped at a Texaco. John was in a small building behind the gas station. Opened the door and someone had taken off their tighty-whiteys full of schit in front if the toilet. Got back in the truck and told my friend to haul arse to Flag.
