Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire How you ever crapped in an interstate Rest Area?

Just that:

Was it gag-o-rama??

Was it shady, questionable, or were your pleasantly surprised?


Best and Worst, where???

Rather schit in the woods, creepy old guys always hit on me at rest stops.

going to be one of them nights huh slum?

Peterbilt guys with them shoulder britches ??

Wink wink

Many times. The ones I've been in were impressively clean.

El Paso area.

I was scared someone was gonna steal me.

Rolled in hot and heavy, north florida north or Gainsburgerville, whoooo

Was clinchin hard

Mens smelled like a pig sty. Started heaving, thought i was gonna lose my mud

Ducked into the homo/retard/fambly single shooter. Dropped my buckle and seen there werent not terlot paper.

Failed to execute

Went up the road 5 miles, hit up a wendys. Dude in there piddlin around with the faucet and paper towel thing. I let out a couple of audible heaves like i bought to barf when the urine smell hit me.
He scooted outta there pretty quick. Good thing. I was about 4 centimeters dilated. Dayum



Theys a pretty clean one up by Cordele, we stop in around there and get some of them Valdosta onions and stuff

Most of them have been very clean

Always.

That way I don’t have to buy my own TP

Shirt off on the way, or you reinstall and remove again?

I am an IHG Rewards member, lots of times I will ball into the Holiday Inn express and use that first floor crapper by the breakfast buffet. Always clean. Get the get bubbles and start peeling exit mileage off with the phone app

Mrs slumlord bum rushes their ice with the Gott bag for a 10 lb run like some cousin eddie type deal.

I absolutely had to one time at a Truck Stop in Arizona.
I opened the outhouse door and to my horror there was a volcano shaped pile of s hi t towering up out of the toilet.
The stench was overwhelming.
I puckered my butthole and drove out into the nearest bushes just in time.
Gross.

I've used some excellent rest stops - cleaner than the average truck stop.

It's the little "parks" and such that aren't much more than a pull off lane, some grass and picnic tables with a pit toilet that would gag a maggot.

Those I avoid if possible.

No.

I like to come out like Craig’s dad and announce to the people in the dining room “I feel 5 lbs lighter”

HAHAHA🤮🤮

When ya’ gotta go, ya’ gotta go! 😳

You, sir, are the poet of the common man.

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