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Campfire Kahuna
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Just that:
Was it gag-o-rama??
Was it shady, questionable, or were your pleasantly surprised?
Best and Worst, where???
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Campfire Tracker
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Rather schit in the woods, creepy old guys always hit on me at rest stops.
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Campfire Outfitter
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going to be one of them nights huh slum?
My diploma is a DD214
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Rather schit in the woods, creepy old guys always hit on me at rest stops. Peterbilt guys with them shoulder britches ??
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going to be one of them nights huh slum? Wink wink
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Ranger
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Many times. The ones I've been in were impressively clean.
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El Paso area.
I was scared someone was gonna steal me.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Rolled in hot and heavy, north florida north or Gainsburgerville, whoooo
Was clinchin hard
Mens smelled like a pig sty. Started heaving, thought i was gonna lose my mud
Ducked into the homo/retard/fambly single shooter. Dropped my buckle and seen there werent not terlot paper.
Failed to execute
Went up the road 5 miles, hit up a wendys. Dude in there piddlin around with the faucet and paper towel thing. I let out a couple of audible heaves like i bought to barf when the urine smell hit me. He scooted outta there pretty quick. Good thing. I was about 4 centimeters dilated. Dayum
Theys a pretty clean one up by Cordele, we stop in around there and get some of them Valdosta onions and stuff
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Most of them have been very clean
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Always.
That way I don’t have to buy my own TP
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Rolled in hot and heavy, north florida north or Gainsburgerville, whoooo
Was clinchin hard
Mens smelled like a pig sty. Started heaving, thought i was gonna lose my mud
Ducked into the homo/retard/fambly single shooter. Dropped my buckle and seen there werent not terlot paper.
Failed to execute
Went up the road 5 miles, hit up a wendys. Dude in there piddlin around with the faucet and paper towel thing. I let out a couple of audible heaves like i bought to barf when the urine smell hit me. He scooted outta there pretty quick. Good thing. I was about 4 centimeters dilated. Dayum
Theys a pretty clean one up by Cordele, we stop in around there and get some of them Valdosta onions and stuff Shirt off on the way, or you reinstall and remove again?
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am an IHG Rewards member, lots of times I will ball into the Holiday Inn express and use that first floor crapper by the breakfast buffet. Always clean. Get the get bubbles and start peeling exit mileage off with the phone app
Mrs slumlord bum rushes their ice with the Gott bag for a 10 lb run like some cousin eddie type deal.
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Campfire Outfitter
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I absolutely had to one time at a Truck Stop in Arizona. I opened the outhouse door and to my horror there was a volcano shaped pile of s hi t towering up out of the toilet. The stench was overwhelming. I puckered my butthole and drove out into the nearest bushes just in time. Gross.
Proud NRA Life Member
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I've used some excellent rest stops - cleaner than the average truck stop.
It's the little "parks" and such that aren't much more than a pull off lane, some grass and picnic tables with a pit toilet that would gag a maggot.
Those I avoid if possible.
Me
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am MAGA.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Rolled in hot and heavy, north florida north or Gainsburgerville, whoooo
Was clinchin hard
Mens smelled like a pig sty. Started heaving, thought i was gonna lose my mud
Ducked into the homo/retard/fambly single shooter. Dropped my buckle and seen there werent not terlot paper.
Failed to execute
Went up the road 5 miles, hit up a wendys. Dude in there piddlin around with the faucet and paper towel thing. I let out a couple of audible heaves like i bought to barf when the urine smell hit me. He scooted outta there pretty quick. Good thing. I was about 4 centimeters dilated. Dayum
Theys a pretty clean one up by Cordele, we stop in around there and get some of them Valdosta onions and stuff Shirt off on the way, or you reinstall and remove again? I like to come out like Craig’s dad and announce to the people in the dining room “I feel 5 lbs lighter”
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I absolutely had to one time at a Truck Stop in Arizona. I opened the outhouse door and to my horror there was a volcano shaped pile of s hi t towering up out of the toilet. The stench was overwhelming. I puckered my butthole and drove out into the nearest bushes just in time. Gross. HAHAHA🤮🤮
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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When ya’ gotta go, ya’ gotta go! 😳
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Rolled in hot and heavy, north florida north or Gainsburgerville, whoooo
Was clinchin hard
Mens smelled like a pig sty. Started heaving, thought i was gonna lose my mud
Ducked into the homo/retard/fambly single shooter. Dropped my buckle and seen there werent not terlot paper.
Failed to execute
Went up the road 5 miles, hit up a wendys. Dude in there piddlin around with the faucet and paper towel thing. I let out a couple of audible heaves like i bought to barf when the urine smell hit me. He scooted outta there pretty quick. Good thing. I was about 4 centimeters dilated. Dayum
Theys a pretty clean one up by Cordele, we stop in around there and get some of them Valdosta onions and stuff You, sir, are the poet of the common man.
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I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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