He ded
I kilt him
Maroon
PotMeetKettle
Boolits

I am pretty sure I will think of a few more.

Authentic frontier gibberish

All day long.

Every acronym known to man.

Amen Brother!

How about the 7th grade homo name calling?

If I do my part.

Kilt is an original Scots-Irish dialectal word from Appalachia.

I will continue to utilize this form of the word.

😁😁😁😁😁

LMAO and LOL


LOL!

I seen ....

The .270 Win is gay...




GR

Hint

I seen what you did

You sure do got a purty mouth boy.......

He dedt aint goin nowhere

Marinate
Marinade

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Anything Holy Crapster posts

what caliber is it chambered for?

Tack driver.

Flave, put that guys dick down.

LOL - Sorry Jack

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Ha...Good one.

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spandex

Nevuh!

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Per "The Warden"s father and grandparents (Ozark hillbillies) -
I shall continue to use the words/phrases - skint, skun, and done skun.

When somebody says HINT in a post, I write them off as the idiot they are.

Paw paw

Me maw

the warden

Cmon man... that makes your wife sound fat and 80

Drool,

Your Crying Kchuntitude is off the fhuqking charts,you poor poor(literally) Whiner. Hint.

Bless your heart. Hint. LAUGHING!

Pretend not to read this.....................

VERY obviously the Dog Schit base,rings and glass. Hint..................

creedmore.

Your Retardation,never disappoints...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?

A Texan wouldn't be able to discern BC from A/C. Hint. Fhuqking LAUGHING!

^perfect example. Somebody to put on ignore.

Mostly, when someone is using “Hint” towards someone, aside from the originator of the “hint”; it’s meant in a derogatory way, saying, you’re a dumbfûck !

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Wifey

You "hard chargers" are hilarious,in your Mall Slippers and Barbed-Wire "Adventures",though the STUPIDITY is off the fhuqking charts...you "lucky" kchunts. Hint. Congratulations?!?

Anything like Creedmoor?

How dare you say that!

Those words are biblical in Tennessee for describing a man’s wife or boyfriend.

I think 🤔

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And it makes the person that says it sound like the "dumbfvck", as you say. It proves they are ineffective at communication and have a weak grasp of the English language.

Great!

Another word I must scrub from my vocabulary.

Carry on.

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Oh hell. 😂

Dang, Tyler....You an English Lit teacher? If you are, you’ll love mathman and valsdad. Those two are vocabulary nazis.

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Actually not just here but any adult male that uses the terms potty, tummy or yummy - should be banned forever.

And by adult, I mean over the age of 7.

No, it’s cool....I need to expand my selection and collection of hateful words.

Thank you !

LOL

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"But in the town it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives"

Whatcha runnin' in your rig ?

Peepaw and Meemaw targets those who make ridiculous claims of

1. Walmart guns are made 3rd shirt
2. I haven’t stepped foot in a walmart in Turdy years
3. I’d rather pay $32 for a $12 box of 9mm cause Meemaw’s LGS treats me right

LOL

Jimmy Olson scoop.

Runnin'.

Diezel fuel

Music threads I start.

Tin Shed Fred

A fictional character who lives in a shack or Airstream with a post n beam built gable roof over it and eats canned tuna and bitches on the internet about random nuances of the 21st century.
Has slow dial up internet and never posts pics.

Oatmeal or Malt O Meal?

Two that annoy me are "boolits" & "pills"

Gas or Coffee threads


Always stupid

Lol

Rubes eat them up like ribbon candy

I’ll start one tomorrow.

"What grain heads?"

Wizzum

Montucky

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“How the hell are you posting while in a tree stand” ???


Just stop asking

What caliber rifle for xxx?

Rubes

Bunch of words that are beyond gay/lame.



I have an 11 year old nephew that lives with his mom and sister.

They talk like chicks and sometimes he does.


Last year I flat out told him that if I ever hear you talking like that(again) I don't want to hang out with you.

He got a lot better but still slips up if momma is around.


Poor guy doesn't know any better.


But a grown ass 'man', just wrong.

"3x9x40"
So the scope has 1080X magnification??

Nah, not an English lit teacher, but I have a lower tolerance from juvenile behavior from those unknowingly demeaning themselves while they present a pretentious attitude as if it somehow makes them "right". It looks foolish.

I keep my flip phone in the glove box.

No body gonna being using up my minutes......

[bleep]

Or "6.5x284".

Yeah.... that....

Floyd?

+ 1

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Oh Schit. Fuggin dyin here.

Bless your heart.

When Men call there Wives Momma...that kilts me.

Yep

Well hell, boys. I’m kinda partial to the word ‘tummy.’ How embarrassing

I didnt due nuffin.

What? That's the best part!

Amen!!

Nice. Always a favorite.

Laffin
Hands down
"Running" a scope

DRT

Nuff said.....

Those that can't spell or explain MOA" but their rifle shoots it all day if they do their part. Oh and 1 shot groups...

that and fucgking samwhich......bob

You've not met her.

sounds like youre married to mrs g gordon liddy when you post that warden business 😀

Pretty much all of the above.
I seen boolits group MOA at 1K Some calibers are inherently more accurate in factory huntin rifles than others. Mostly Remmies and Winnies. Didn’t see what grain head it was. Hint

Targets from 23 years ago

Aside from all the idiotic PC terms, two that irritate the schit out of me are:

1) Having said that
2) Low hanging fruit

pills (bullets)

lol

Laffin'

'Nuff said

Best I can do is a target from 35 years ago:

Who needs a rifle for porn?

Overpentrated

John 3:16 and aint picking on the redneck living in Miami

NO WAY on all

How about Leupy & I shot it with a 300winnie & I love winnie the poooooooo

Best ad blocker.

LOL

or

You don't like HE DED ? You Crazy

Exactly do you spell MOA?

All of mine shoot sub-MOA, whatever that means.

That’s what she said, in a kind of mumbling voice.

prolly - sounds idiotic.

Hope you got it fixed / better

Impossible according to Flave's Mom.

That's a "dandy"......

Measured his antlers and minus the "junk"......

Makes me sick reading that bullschit about deer.

LOL

It's sammich, not samwhich.

Sheesh !

It was ok the first month or so...over used, I am crazy.

Winnie, Remmie, and Leupy.

Democrap.
Sounds like something a 10 year old kid came up with




What kind of scope you run?
wtf you take your scope jogging?

Runnin a rig
Scary accurate (really? Accuracy scares you?)
All day long
Caliber instead of chambering or cartridge
If I hadn’t just bought this other (name whatever POS comes to mind) it would be headed my way.
Also could substitute a south paw in the comment above.

Wimmens.

You owe me a keyboard
Just sprayed x all over my keyboard you SOB

Pears sent.

I need some "advise"

I want to sale it and get...

Wimmens.

Yes, another one all too common

Shotty.

"shoots like a house a'fire"

"stupid accurate"

Both always bugged me.

I'd like to witness that encounter....Joy still pretty good on roping cattle and branding them?

Joy ain't no Georgia Peach, that's for damn sure....

Slumbers first thought will be WTF just happened??????

I got more than that into it.

That don't suck.

Well Salty, the first applies... CRAP...

And describing something "Run or Running".. is old Scot Irish slang from Appalachia....

For example, I have cousins who "run Truck" for a living.... I'm sure you can decipher that...

Merry Christmas to all ya Canucks on the Campfire...

Too much angst and anger here.

I hear you same up here you run a truck or an excavator but a scope sounds goofy to me.
Back at ya best of the season to you.

Prezactly, couple idiots always saying that schit. WTF is that supposed to mean anyway?

Precisely/exactly

Moriotic

Moronic/idiotic

Spelling "laughing" as "laffin'". Are you trying to be a stupid millennial?

Naww - she's had cuttin' duty forever. Good at, too.

GFY, lives for ever.

Thanks for creating this thread I was going to start one asking what the hell is with people intentionally spelling words wrong. It drives me insane.
Sammiches, taters, boolits Wimmen are a few of the words that come to mind

This. Especially from educated folks who are capable of expressing themselves clearly and succinctly.

I have tested at the high end of comprehension ability. Went to a small town high school, and when I started college a decade later I tested out of English. During my working career I wrote policies, administrative law documents, and scientific papers. Nothing clever or glamorous, just clear and precise. I admit I'd be a bust at expressive writing.

As I cruise through the Campfire, if I made a running list of posted expressions I don't understand, I could easily fill a page. Regional slang, occupational terms, military acronyms, etc.

I guess it's all in good fun, but I don't have the patience or interest to try to figure it out. There are those who would say I'm not much fun, too serious. I plead guilty, but at my advanced age I just don't care. I have nothing to prove, no image to project, so no "Campfire personality". I just try to say what I mean and I mean what I say.

Carry on.

Maybe biden will appoint a grammar czar to police the internet forums.

womerns is how Early Cuyler pronounce it.
womerns is how Unknown Hinson spells it

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This isn't what you consider "effective, efficient" communication?




This was my favorite yesterday



Although I'm pretty sure a guy posting his spandex bicycling pics on a hunting forum isn't "insecure."

Or fat......🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😁

"Never seen it not work"

"is this still for sell"?

I write a lot of A papers for the college kids in our extended family.

It takes a village 🙊🙉🙈🐵 and I don’t want them to lose their scholarships. Nephews, cousins, a few with my own kids. They could crank C, B grade material but they hit me up to close it. Crap the wife and both have cranked out papers for our dentist’s kids going to nursing school. lol

I just finished a masterful analysis of what a sniffling , foot draggling, insubordinate piece of lazy crap General Joe E Johnston was compared to Robert E Lee.

I used to get tasked at work from the chief engineer and operations super to write blistering reports on the incompetence of other departments especially the fire dept.

The wife has written medical legislation for a couple of new laws, it ain’t those greasy, gray-haired morons in fancy leather chairs in the state house who write the devil in all the details.

So don’t be pattin yourself on the back just coz you get whizzy about y’all, yall, ya’ll, sammich



JFC

What a stupid topic...

Can we please talk about the Rona some more?

Every single post on page 1 and 2 being about the Rona... would be uber kool.

Do nobody actually do anything fun... or outdoorsy anymore?

To begin:

Isaiah 1:18

“Come now, let us settle the matter,” says the Lord.

“Though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red as crimson, they shall be like wool."

Every time I read someone's post on the Fire referencing ghetto language, ebonics or other utter bastardization of the English language, I chuckle and think of all of our members doing the exact same thing utilizing the phrases and terms within this thread, myself included. The people of this country are voluntarily creating a second Tower of Babel.

Oh, so that I contribute more than cynicism to the thread: "Just sayin", "prolly", "prezactly", "boolits", "pills", "nuff said".

By the way, to the OP, this is one of the more interesting threads we've had in quite a while.

'splain

PROJECTILE POINTS, BULLET TIPS

For $hit sakes, they’re bullets, but people are still so stupid they refer to ammunition as “bullets” or “shells”.

HARVEST

Farmers harvest corn, when you shoot an animal you kill it, you don’t pick an ear of corn!

PRAYERS NEEDED

What a boxcar load of losers that come to a degraded site such as this and ask for prayers from a bunch of disgusting guys that are consumed by posting pictures of nearly nude women and making lewd comments.

It is!!!!!

Kiss', find pressure

Wait - there's pictures of nearly nude women here? Links, please.

How are those terms politically correct? They've been commonly used forever.

OK - just as long as you don't wear yours and expose those hideous legs.

Perhaps so, but they fit a whole other genre of BS terms, "bizspeak", the stuff that gets tossed around in management circles to make the speaker seem knowledgeable or important, or whatever.

Eye roll here.

Kiss, find pressure and rock on is some of the best advice you’ll find on the 24hcf.

You actually "tested out" of college English while suffering such demonstrated punctuation maladies ??

In this instance, you earned a low "B" for the writing and a "D" for the impetus and reasoning. Thank a teacher.

Yes, Higginez is absolutely correct. However, it should always be more properly phrased as follows: "Even though the advice is being presented by the forum's biggest a-hole, kiss, find pressure and rock on is some of the best advice you’ll find on the 24hcf."

Guilty as charged!

However, in my defense, I don't attempt to write with grammatical precision on the Campfire, just clarity of expression.

And - you do write very clearly - success.

And - you do write very clearly - success.

Happy Camper

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I am running Re 22..

Thanks, Sir Impotence

I hope campfire members that like these "campfireism's" keep using them. Their use tells me a lot about the person that might otherwise be hard to pick up over the internet.

I won’t change

Like anyone cares what a 1/2 dozen 79 year old do-nothing tight-asses whine about.

I run to work out. I use gear.

Um, obviously me and a bunch of other members.

You would too, but you're in shock over Ren50 being gone, and it's made you irrational.


Edit: because it's the internet and sarcasm is often not converted clearly. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😁😉

Fools rush in where angels fear to thread.

It appears that your ignorance may be exceeded only by your vulgarity - sad condition. More low grades.

I ain't picking through 17 pages to see if someone has already said it, but











SuperChicken

Listen Pop, just because you were a fuggin Kickball coach in the 1950s don’t mean jack shît to anyone except yourself.

Burn out in your profession is 3-5 years now, you really left it a wreck apparently. Sewing the seeds of mediocrity.

If you did it for 50 years....there’s your sign.

Could have made it to plant manager at Johns Manville in that much time. A real job, for men.

I forgot how gay kickball is.
Lol

#golfclap

Dodge Ball was where all the action was...How many retards, who couldn’t catch a red ball, can you hit in the head and knock his glasses off?

Sometimes on a good day, the same kid twice.

😂🦫

Knocked one kids specs off three times and he started boo hooing.
Lol

That is one that always results in a chuckle.

Drill him upside the jowls as he’s scrambling around picking them up the second time. lol

Close your eyes.

Think of dodgeball.


I guarantee - right now - you can "hear" the sound of that red ball bouncing off that fat kid's face in your head.

We had Slow Joan in our pe. She was about 4 years older and a foot taller than everyone else. Elevator didn’t go to the top 3 floors.

She already hopped around on a wry hip like some kind of duck as it was. it was almost a crime

Laffin.

You obviously did it too.

Here Matthew, catch this....Waaaah.

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BULLY

🤷🏽‍♀️😂🦫

It was class participation and you knew all the kids who sucked or had disabilities, just realized they were about to become a target.....6th grade Squid Games.

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I suppose I could copy and paste my blocked list.

Here’s a paper that’s totally non-complicated:

GFY

Thanks for triggering great memories Beav.

You can say that again.

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🤦‍♀️
😬
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Ignore. Really? What are you, a 13 year old mean girl? Grow the F up.

Lose = Not winning or lost something.
Loose = not tight.
Loser = many posters on this forum.
Looser = even less tight.

It is obvious that you know zero about what you are trying to address - that is the ignorance flailing. If your best compensation for such ignorance and vulgarity is your weak and baseless jabs at your elders, you truly are a sick case - no vaccine for that one. Not even JM can insulate you from the disdain. ,

Has anyone ever used the word, "delaminated"? If anyone has ever used the word, "delaminated" I think "delaminated" should die.

Ya know all of this back and forth always comes back to you opening your piehole,I hope for anything your crusty synapsis got a little exercise

This is a comment forum between men

Not a composition expo amongst old ladies in a book club.

ESAD

nd Wrong again Slum - the genesis was your silly post about your trying to write college-level papers for some of your deficient relatives - a dumb way to try to help their learning. And, you don't even know how to spell synapses.

LOL

go hit up the Piles thread

Your valuable experience is needed.

I say there old chap.....ahem.....just saying.Free Ren50.

Probably time for "hold into the wind" to be taken to pasture.

Now you've done it!!!!

There's cases of oatmeal on at the Costcos.

Just sayin'.

Can we keep the “Sheesh” part ?

I really like it....Sheesh.

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UR gonna pizz off the troops

ya no charlie gay camper..etc

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" makes me want to puke every time.

"NBN"



Probably clever phrases the first ten times but after about 15,782....

x2!

Hey, at least we don't have some moron holding up the capital letter D and a section of picket fence. Talk about maybe clever the first 18,540 times or so.

Misery Loves Company

(See all of the above.)

For the early outset of the 24 Hour Campfire, there has always been more than a few who fancied themselves as Augustus McCrae wannabees.

I know that this is really late to the party, but how on Earth could I have forgotten POTUS and SCOTUS? Those are two of the stupidest-sounding abominations to come down the pike.