Not just Slumlord but lately its been apparent there's a few experts in crapology here judging by the threads lately so where better to look for advice.
On and off the atv all weekend we got a lot of snow to plow so just ate junk food here and there and no proper meals and I'm backed up like an old man that tied into 5 pounds of government cheese. I even had breakfast today at Popeyes, spicy chickin sammich platter... usually enough for explosive results but no sir. Still tighter n a drum Only day two so I'm not panicing? yet?
Is it true that Taco Bell is as bad as they say. Should I try that next?
Not just Slumlord but lately its been apparent there's a few experts in crapology here judging by the threads lately so where better to look for advice.
On and off the atv all weekend we got a lot of snow to plow so just ate junk food here and there and no proper meals and I'm backed up like an old man that tied into 5 pounds of government cheese. I even had breakfast today at Popeyes, spicy chickin sammich platter... usually enough for explosive results but no sir. Still tighter n a drum Only day two so I'm not panicing? yet?
Is it true that Taco Bell is as bad as they say. Should I try that next?
You need to get to ARBY’S
STAT!!
slam a beef n cheddar with 2 packs arbys sauce and 1 pack of horsey
I dunno, but stay away from beer 'til you get things unclogged. One time I ate most of a brick of cheese over the weekend ... grilled cheese, cheese slices, nachos. Long came Sunday night 'n' I was feeling mighty bloated. Seemed like a nice cold beer would sooth my stomach. Hell no, it foamed up, couldn't travel down so it came back up: I projectile vomited for 3 days. Don't. Do. That.
Man! All he’s trying to do is loosen up a little and have a successful trip to the bathroom. He’s not wanting a hole in the side of his house! 😂 recommending those is just cruel!
Man! All he’s trying to do is loosen up a little and have a successful trip to the bathroom. He’s not wanting a hole in the side of his house! 😂 recommending those is just cruel!
I had that one with a big question mark beside it. My spidey senses were going off
Taco Bell doesnt phase me. Lactose intolerant so not a big cheese eater. However, a couple colby slices on a sandwich are good. But limit would be 2 sammys a day like that or things would start backing up.
I have arthritis in spine and also a middle disc/ vert that slides out often.
So when it goes i pretty much quit eating and/or going to the bathroom. Just shuts it all off. Wait a couple days and see if things return to normal.
If not, go to chiropractor. And then home. As things WILL move within 2 hrs. Trophy type dumps
Maybe a chiro visit would help the OP if his back is out of whack and causing the problem
I new it would come to this with all these crazy topics.
A few of us have tried to clean this place up but its never really catches on. Maybe new years resolutions and all will turn a new leaf and we can finally get rid of the sophomoric behavior here and gross threads.
Drink a cup of pickle juice. Will clean you out right good. Or couldn't try a large glass of best value vegetable juice, that stuff will work its way through you in a matter of minutes.
Almost that bad again at another time when my dad decided to suck some other old rubes into a viet nam/army aviation/sons of katie elder/leaky rear wheel brake cylinders on a 55 bel air conversation vortex. JFC, old people get on my nerves BAD often even my own old man. I had to crap BAD and he was holding me hostage with “please other old boomers give me some attention”
Try an off batch of twice cooked pork from a strip mall Chinese takeout joint. That hit me the next morning when I had a three hour drive and had to be at a courthouse when it opened.
Some of you guys will need to read the thread about pocket knives. You will need a good sharp one to cut your shorts off when they are full instead of shucking your long pants to escape while you are squatting down out in the woods. Experience is speaking here.
Thai food. Specifically peanut sauce. Most ain't bad but we've got one place in town that uses something or other that hits me fugly. Within about a half hour I hear gurgling down south and a few minutes later it's upside down volcano time.
Prawn Masala over Prawn Biyani, stomach will actually have heat radiating from it. Everything will clean out slicker than chit through a tin horn. Truck stop chili cheese dogs run a close second.
Prawn Masala over Prawn Biyani, stomach will actually have heat radiating from it. Everything will clean out slicker than chit through a tin horn. Truck stop chili cheese dogs run a close second.
Heresy! Truck stop chili cheese dogs are the bomb.
Took mom to the Walmart today to buy a turkey pan. There was this old lady walking out of the restrooms dragging her panties that were stuck on the toe of her shoe. The panties were full of 💩. I guess she took them off and meant to leave them in the store but they got caught on her shoe as she was walking away. I left my cellphone in the truck or I would have snapped a picture for show-n-tell...... CampFire style
Took mom to the Walmart today to buy a turkey pan. There was this old lady walking out of the restrooms dragging her panties that were stuck on the toe of her shoe. The panties were full of 💩. I guess she took them off and meant to leave them in the store but they got caught on her shoe as she was walking away. I left my cellphone in the truck or I would have snapped a picture for show-n-tell...... CampFire style
Took mom to the Walmart today to buy a turkey pan. There was this old lady walking out of the restrooms dragging her panties that were stuck on the toe of her shoe. The panties were full of 💩. I guess she took them off and meant to leave them in the store but they got caught on her shoe as she was walking away. I left my cellphone in the truck or I would have snapped a picture for show-n-tell...... CampFire style
I went to Kroger today and a 500 pounder had one of their store rascal scooters waiting in the checkout line, wearing a pair of sweatpants that had worked down to his knees. Literally one bare ass-ham on either side of the seat like it was a thong bikini tucked up in his crack. I felt sorry for the poor sumbitch who has to clean those scooter seats.
Wife and SandBully say I’m fat…I say I’m just full of shît.
We’ll see by tomorrow morning who’s right. Dropping the drano now!
Hold into the toilet. 💩🙄
🦫
This is the correct answer.
IF you survive the day, you'll feel like a new man. You'll shït things out you forgot you had eaten. Once a year or so I'll down a bottle of that clear gold, and end up feeling fresh and renewed.
All joking aside, best get your bowels moving as soon as possible via whatever means necessary as you DO NOT want to wind up dealing with a bowel impaction.
Young former coworker thought he was having an appendicitis attack he hurt so bad. Admitted to hospital, turned out he had impacted bowels. When wife worked in nursing homes she said patients with impacted bowel were relatively common and could be fatal if not resolved.
Wife and SandBully say I’m fat…I say I’m just full of shît.
We’ll see by tomorrow morning who’s right. Dropping the drano now!
Hold into the toilet. 💩🙄
🦫
This is the correct answer.
IF you survive the day, you'll feel like a new man. You'll shït things out you forgot you had eaten. Once a year or so I'll down a bottle of that clear gold, and end up feeling fresh and renewed.
Fun fact....The direction says one bottle SHOULD produce required therapeutic results....Beav, said, nah, let’s hit the 2nd bottle the next day - which was this afternoon.
I’ve been keeping a close eye on the bathroom for the last 2 hours. Results may very is an understatement. I’m throwing mud that I’m sure was last year’s Christmas rib roast.
Dad stayed plugged up the last few years of his life from the meds he took to keep him in remission. Poor guy wouldn’t even look at a piece of cheese for fear of making it worse.
Wife and SandBully say I’m fat…I say I’m just full of shît.
We’ll see by tomorrow morning who’s right. Dropping the drano now!
Hold into the toilet. 💩🙄
🦫
This is the correct answer.
IF you survive the day, you'll feel like a new man. You'll shït things out you forgot you had eaten. Once a year or so I'll down a bottle of that clear gold, and end up feeling fresh and renewed.
Fun fact....The direction says one bottle SHOULD produce required therapeutic results....Beav, said, nah, let’s hit the 2nd bottle the next day - which was this afternoon.
I’ve been keeping a close eye on the bathroom for the last 2 hours. Results may very is an understatement. I’m throwing mud that I’m sure was last year’s Christmas rib roast.