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Not just Slumlord but lately its been apparent there's a few experts in crapology here judging by the threads lately so where better to look for advice. On and off the atv all weekend we got a lot of snow to plow so just ate junk food here and there and no proper meals and I'm backed up like an old man that tied into 5 pounds of government cheese. I even had breakfast today at Popeyes, spicy chickin sammich platter... usually enough for explosive results but no sir. Still tighter n a drum  Only day two so I'm not panicing? yet? Is it true that Taco Bell is as bad as they say. Should I try that next?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Taco Bell, or an Extra Large coffee and 2-3 Allsup's burritos. 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Kahuna
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears
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Bound up??
You braggin bastid.
My butt’s been doing the Mr Coffee drip-O’-lator every hour on the hour
That egg mcmuffin outside of Ft Rucker, Ala tore me up 🤢 💩💩💩🥴
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One of those little stool softners.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears those burn on the way out too or is that haribo non pepper related
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears Haha The Hell Bears
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Bound up??
You braggin bastid.
My butt’s been doing the Mr Coffee drip-O’-lator every hour on the hour
That egg mcmuffin outside of Ft Rucker, Ala tore me up 🤢 💩💩💩🥴 No. Not bragging. At. All.
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Can anyone tell me just WTF there is for an evolutionary or ecological benefit with this condition? Or is it just more punishment
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Stacked hockey pucks flying in 3. 2. 1......
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?"
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Campfire Kahuna
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Not just Slumlord but lately its been apparent there's a few experts in crapology here judging by the threads lately so where better to look for advice. On and off the atv all weekend we got a lot of snow to plow so just ate junk food here and there and no proper meals and I'm backed up like an old man that tied into 5 pounds of government cheese. I even had breakfast today at Popeyes, spicy chickin sammich platter... usually enough for explosive results but no sir. Still tighter n a drum Only day two so I'm not panicing? yet? Is it true that Taco Bell is as bad as they say. Should I try that next? You need to get to ARBY’S STAT!! slam a beef n cheddar with 2 packs arbys sauce and 1 pack of horsey
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Campfire Ranger
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A 16oz block of hoop cheese.
Now with even more aplomb
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I think I better fast a lil while. You guys are advising a lot of eating and drinking here.
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Hydrocodone.
Thank me later.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Kahuna
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It would be a gift to be able to make it 3-5 days in between load drops.
Make a big horse shoe
Show it off to all your friends
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Had projectile vomiting from Taco Bell once thought maybe that'd transfer over
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Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears Haha The Hell Bears If nothing else, its worth reading through the Amazon product reviews. Those F'ers will have you in tears from laughter and sympathy.
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Indian curry ..... don't wander too far from the crapper
"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid"
John Wayne
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Drink some water and eat some bran you jackwagon.
I am MAGA.
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