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A man in the US has claimed his penis shrunk by 1.5 inches as a result of vascular damage he suffered after contracting Covid.

The unfortunate victim, who identified himself as a heterosexual man in his thirties, said the issue has had a 'profound impact on my self-confidence and abilities in bed'.

The man said he contracted a severe bout of the virus in July of last year, but after being discharged from hospital upon recovery, was left with a strange case of erectile disfunction (ED).


This affliction was remedied with treatment over time, but to his dismay the victim found his penis had contracted considerably - a condition doctors told him is likely permanent due to vascular damage in his erectile tissue.

It comes as a University College London study of 3,400 people found that a shortened penis was a rare symptom among the 200 who developed long Covid.

Meanwhile, a study published in the World Journal of Men's Health by University of Miami Miller School of Medicine showed widespread endothelial cell dysfunction from Covid-19 infection can contribute to significant ED.

Speaking on the sex advice podcast How To Do It, the victim revealed his troubling affliction.

'I'm a heterosexual man in my thirties. In July of last year, I contracted Covid and was very sick.

'When I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunction issues. Those gradually got better with some medical attention, but I seem to be left with a lasting problem.

'My penis has shrunk. Before I got sick, I was above average, not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I've lost about an inch-and-a-half and become decidedly less than average.

'It's apparently due to vascular damage, and my doctors seem to think it's likely permanent.

'It shouldn't really matter, but it has had a profound impact on my self confidence in my abilities in bed.'

In response to the wild claim, Dr. Charles Welliver, a urologist and Director of Men's Health at Albany Medical College, NY, said the Covid infection can indeed cause ED, and in some cases, a shrinking of the penis should the ED persist over a period of time.

'You can connect these dots... There are pretty significant vascular issues that occur with guys.

'Studies have actually shown that guys can get priapism - the prolonged erection that is dangerous in its own right - and guys can also get ED from Covid, so it can kind of go both directions.

'When guys get ED, they get a lack of erections for a while, and when that happens they actually do get some shrinkage.'

Dr. Ashley Winter, a urologist based in Oregon, also supported the legitimacy of the claims: 'It is true that having erectile dysfunction leads to shortening.

''Covid Di eekck'' is a real thing.'

However, while the victim said his doctors advised him his condition was likely permanent, both Welliver and Winter insisted that rehabilitative practices involving medication, stretching and vacuum devices can help to restore lost length over time.

The University of Miami Miller School of Medicine declared that their study 'demonstrates the presence of the COVID-19 virus in the penis long after the initial infection in humans and suggests that widespread endothelial cell dysfunction from COVID-19 infection can contribute to resultant erectile dysfunction.'

But doctors from the University stressed that further studies are needed to validate the effects of the virus on sexual function.
Oh come on - we all know that it wasn't the Covid that did it. The guy obviously isn't admitting that he got jabbed and that that is the real cause of the issue.
Originally Posted by 5sdad
Oh come on - we all know that it wasn't the Covid that did it. The guy obviously isn't admitting that he got jabbed and that that is the real cause of the issue.


"Follow the science"...... laugh
Maybe I will have the biggest dick in the World after all.
Well, it is winter time.
Looking at Pelosi would do that too.
I had a bud that got hit by lightning and he swore it added like 6" to his existing!!! Said that if he knew how much trouble it would cause him he’d have cut it off!!!! He swears it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
According to my uncle John(rest his soul) age'll do it to ya too.... "When I was younger I had a 12 in cock, now I can barely part the hair!" Fücker always made me laugh lol
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'You can connect these dots... There are pretty significant vascular issues that occur with guys.


Connecting dots? Hmm, is it jag?
That would save me the expense , and pain, of reduction surgery. laugh
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
I had a bud that got hit by lightning and he swore it added like 6" to his existing!!! Said that if he knew how much trouble it would cause him he’d have cut it off!!!! He swears it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't know, having a big dick is great! laugh
Hung like a tuna can.
Originally Posted by 673
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
I had a bud that got hit by lightning and he swore it added like 6" to his existing!!! Said that if he knew how much trouble it would cause him he’d have cut it off!!!! He swears it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't know, having a big dick is great! laugh


🤣🤣🤣
Deflave ain't in his thirties.
Mine grew...

I LOVE the Rona...
Originally Posted by 673
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
I had a bud that got hit by lightning and he swore it added like 6" to his existing!!! Said that if he knew how much trouble it would cause him he’d have cut it off!!!! He swears it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't know, having a big dick is great! laugh

Spit it out cuz it ain't yours!
Originally Posted by rainshot
Looking at Pelosi would do that too.

LOL


But true...
Hostess, milk, beer and tater chips shortened my chubber!!
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by 673
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
I had a bud that got hit by lightning and he swore it added like 6" to his existing!!! Said that if he knew how much trouble it would cause him he’d have cut it off!!!! He swears it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't know, having a big dick is great! laugh


🤣🤣🤣


This guy was supposedly hit by lightening seven times.
Can you imagine the size.........


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I was in the pool!!
The last part of that story was so full of obvious source of jokes I hardly know where to start-

I mean, we could stretch this thing all day long and see if it sticks...or beat it into submission until it stands up and acts right... or suck some life into it until it is back to normal... or....
He can compensate for it by buying a big, lifted pickup like the other victims did.

laugh

Bruce
Originally Posted by bcp
He can compensate for it by buying a big, lifted pickup like the other victims did.

laugh

Bruce


LMAO !!! Truth !
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by 673
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
I had a bud that got hit by lightning and he swore it added like 6" to his existing!!! Said that if he knew how much trouble it would cause him he’d have cut it off!!!! He swears it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't know, having a big dick is great! laugh


🤣🤣🤣


This guy was supposedly hit by lightening seven times.
Can you imagine the size.........


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This guy must have had an enormous dork.

The very same thing happened to me when I caught the Covid.

So, I called an ambulance - because they have a stretcher!
LOL laugh
Originally Posted by P_Weed
The very same thing happened to me when I caught the Covid.

So, I called an ambulance - because they have a stretcher!


Been stretching mine for 30+ years, it isn't working.
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Dr. Ashley Winter, a urologist based in Oregon, also supported the legitimacy of the claims: 'It is true that having erectile dysfunction leads to shortening.

''Covid Dick'' is a real thing.'


Dr. Ashley Winter
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Does anyone else find it ironic that the thread currently under this one is titled "the worst inflation since...." ?
so he got out a measuring tape and measured it before and after, pretty funny LOL
When I was in college many years ago at the University of Arkansas, there was a local Fayetteville girl there who was well known on Fraternity Row as getting flat and forked at the drop of a hat ... and she'd drop the hat.

She used to say "I loves me a man who has a root on him the size of a roasting ear with a strawberry head on it. Can't beat that with a stick."

I have no idea how many men she ran into who met her anatomical preference but she'd sometimes add, "But that ain't all I goes out with a man for." A few bottles of beer went a long way with gaining her "affection." grin

It takes all kinds, you know. wink

L.W.
They would have gotten better vax compliance if the story line read that "the vax made a man's penis grow 1.5"....."




But ohhhhh no......always with the negativity........lol
Originally Posted by MontanaMarine
They would have gotten better vax compliance if the story line read that "the vax made a man's penis grow 1.5"....."




But ohhhhh no......always with the negativity........lol


Oh yeah! Too much Toxic masculinity!
Take 45 straight days of radiation fighting prostate cancer and then 5 shots of estrogen and see what happens to ya!!
Originally Posted by MontanaMarine
They would have gotten better vax compliance if the story line read that "the vax made a man's penis grow 1.5"....."




But ohhhhh no......always with the negativity........lol


That’s Ivermectin you are thinking of.

1.5”. Sh*t, that’s a rounding error.

Hahaha! 😁
Originally Posted by Leanwolf
When I was in college many years ago at the University of Arkansas, there was a local Fayetteville girl there who was well known on Fraternity Row as getting flat and forked at the drop of a hat ... and she'd drop the hat.

She used to say "I loves me a man who has a root on him the size of a roasting ear with a strawberry head on it. Can't beat that with a stick."

I have no idea how many men she ran into who met her anatomical preference but she'd sometimes add, "But that ain't all I goes out with a man for." A few bottles of beer went a long way with gaining her "affection." grin

It takes all kinds, you know. wink

L.W.

What kind of beer, Leanwolf?
That’s very bad!!!
Yeah.....THAT"S my story, and I'm stickin' to it!
I've hear it said that Covid was planned to reduce the world population but not this way.........
Caused millions of sheeple,s brains to fugging disappear too.
Many of em didnt have one to begin with....
Originally Posted by gonehuntin
However, while the victim said his doctors advised him his condition was likely permanent, both Welliver and Winter insisted that rehabilitative practices involving medication, stretching and vacuum devices can help to restore lost length over time.


Originally Posted by 5sdad
Oh come on - we all know that it wasn't the Covid that did it. The guy obviously isn't admitting that he got jabbed and that that is the real cause of the issue.

Geeesus now you went and did it.
A whole bunch of em are gonna believe you
What would Flave do.
If he loses any more confidence he'll be too ashamed to own a Creedmoor and miss our on some good shooting. He better get out the shop vac or join the rest of the curmudgeons with Creedmoor phobias.

Bb
Bonus clip ... not a thing to do with the OP

Let me guess - his name is John Wayne Bobbitt
I got the Fauci flu and now I got a soild 9....with tickler
Its like the Rabbi said....

“It won’t be long now son.”
Originally Posted by Morewood
Originally Posted by Leanwolf
When I was in college many years ago at the University of Arkansas, there was a local Fayetteville girl there who was well known on Fraternity Row as getting flat and forked at the drop of a hat ... and she'd drop the hat.

She used to say "I loves me a man who has a root on him the size of a roasting ear with a strawberry head on it. Can't beat that with a stick."

I have no idea how many men she ran into who met her anatomical preference but she'd sometimes add, "But that ain't all I goes out with a man for." A few bottles of beer went a long way with gaining her "affection." grin

It takes all kinds, you know. wink

L.W.

What kind of beer, Leanwolf?


I wouldn't really know as I was not a drinker at that time and was under 21 so could not buy booze. Also I was so broke a dime looked like a wagon wheel so was unable to waste my money on frivolous strumpets. But if I remember correctly, I heard she favored Budweiser with a shot of Black Jack Daniels as a kicker. smile

L.W.
The question now is, is it now an innie or is it still an outtie?
Black cabbie
Originally Posted by ironbender
Quote

Dr. Ashley Winter, a urologist based in Oregon, also supported the legitimacy of the claims: 'It is true that having erectile dysfunction leads to shortening.

''Covid Dick'' is a real thing.'


Dr. Ashley Winter
[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]




She looks to me like she has the cure.
Originally Posted by Leanwolf
Originally Posted by Morewood
Originally Posted by Leanwolf
When I was in college many years ago at the University of Arkansas, there was a local Fayetteville girl there who was well known on Fraternity Row as getting flat and forked at the drop of a hat ... and she'd drop the hat.

She used to say "I loves me a man who has a root on him the size of a roasting ear with a strawberry head on it. Can't beat that with a stick."

I have no idea how many men she ran into who met her anatomical preference but she'd sometimes add, "But that ain't all I goes out with a man for." A few bottles of beer went a long way with gaining her "affection." grin

It takes all kinds, you know. wink

L.W.

What kind of beer, Leanwolf?


I wouldn't really know as I was not a drinker at that time and was under 21 so could not buy booze. Also I was so broke a dime looked like a wagon wheel so was unable to waste my money on frivolous strumpets. But if I remember correctly, I heard she favored Budweiser with a shot of Black Jack Daniels as a kicker. smile

L.W.

She had her price. The gents thought it too high, so they would just dicker.
Under Covid, my "Texas 12 inches" is down to 6... I think that is going to be irreversible also.

but then the internet is full of 5 and 6 foot dicks and I don't think Covid is going to slow that down at all.
Originally Posted by gonehuntin
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...amage.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

A man in the US has claimed his penis shrunk by 1.5 inches as a result of vascular damage he suffered after contracting Covid.

The unfortunate victim, who identified himself as a heterosexual man in his thirties, said the issue has had a 'profound impact on my self-confidence and abilities in bed'.

The man said he contracted a severe bout of the virus in July of last year, but after being discharged from hospital upon recovery, was left with a strange case of erectile disfunction (ED).


This affliction was remedied with treatment over time, but to his dismay the victim found his penis had contracted considerably - a condition doctors told him is likely permanent due to vascular damage in his erectile tissue.

It comes as a University College London study of 3,400 people found that a shortened penis was a rare symptom among the 200 who developed long Covid.

Meanwhile, a study published in the World Journal of Men's Health by University of Miami Miller School of Medicine showed widespread endothelial cell dysfunction from Covid-19 infection can contribute to significant ED.

Speaking on the sex advice podcast How To Do It, the victim revealed his troubling affliction.

'I'm a heterosexual man in my thirties. In July of last year, I contracted Covid and was very sick.

'When I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunction issues. Those gradually got better with some medical attention, but I seem to be left with a lasting problem.

'My penis has shrunk. Before I got sick, I was above average, not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I've lost about an inch-and-a-half and become decidedly less than average.

'It's apparently due to vascular damage, and my doctors seem to think it's likely permanent.

'It shouldn't really matter, but it has had a profound impact on my self confidence in my abilities in bed.'

In response to the wild claim, Dr. Charles Welliver, a urologist and Director of Men's Health at Albany Medical College, NY, said the Covid infection can indeed cause ED, and in some cases, a shrinking of the penis should the ED persist over a period of time.

'You can connect these dots... There are pretty significant vascular issues that occur with guys.

'Studies have actually shown that guys can get priapism - the prolonged erection that is dangerous in its own right - and guys can also get ED from Covid, so it can kind of go both directions.

'When guys get ED, they get a lack of erections for a while, and when that happens they actually do get some shrinkage.'

Dr. Ashley Winter, a urologist based in Oregon, also supported the legitimacy of the claims: 'It is true that having erectile dysfunction leads to shortening.

''Covid Di eekck'' is a real thing.'

However, while the victim said his doctors advised him his condition was likely permanent, both Welliver and Winter insisted that rehabilitative practices involving medication, stretching and vacuum devices can help to restore lost length over time.

The University of Miami Miller School of Medicine declared that their study 'demonstrates the presence of the COVID-19 virus in the penis long after the initial infection in humans and suggests that widespread endothelial cell dysfunction from COVID-19 infection can contribute to resultant erectile dysfunction.'

But doctors from the University stressed that further studies are needed to validate the effects of the virus on sexual function.


Sounds like that some have worn down their 4 inch penises, by 1.5 inches from too much time wacking off, instead of ever having sex with a real woman, or even blow up doll.
Originally Posted by renegade50
Caused millions of sheeple,s brains to fugging disappear too.
Many of em didnt have one to begin with....



That's the real truth.
Damn, I can't afford to lose that much. 😂

Ron
I finally got something to blame it on.
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by bcp
He can compensate for it by buying a big, lifted pickup like the other victims did.

laugh

Bruce


LMAO !!! Truth !



If that doesn't work a guy could try selling his Creedmoor.
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Well! Maybe he can try woman’s sports, it appears to be the in thing.
if my cock shrunk to 8.5 inches i would be pissed
Originally Posted by Whelenman
Well! Maybe he can try woman’s sports, it appears to be the in thing.



"In thing." Haha!
Originally Posted by rem141r
if my cock shrunk to 8.5 inches i would be pissed

Circumference, you mean?
So, what if you haven't had Covid and it still shrunk that much? Asking for a friend....
Mine shrinks more then 1.5 inches when I piss out side in below zero weather.
Originally Posted by Sharpsman
Take 45 straight days of radiation fighting prostate cancer and then 5 shots of estrogen and see what happens to ya!!

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Originally Posted by johnw
Originally Posted by Sharpsman
Take 45 straight days of radiation fighting prostate cancer and then 5 shots of estrogen and see what happens to ya!!

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At least you kept your hair
If that's the case, Ive had covid all my life!
A man goes on a date with a hot blonde. Things are getting hot and he drops his drawers. The woman looks at his little pecker and says who are you gonna please with that?

He says ME!!!😂
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