I just wonder about stuff sometimes

I was a Mall Satan, that count?

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Ok sure

But what did you do the other 11 months beside hang dogs?

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Simmer down Frank Cannon

You need to repent

Never in a mall...but at a party in New Zealand once...and a few country schools here.

Who doesn't?

I did the santa suit thing once for a bunch of little kids, nieces and nephews

Kids are stupid

I was high as hell and had a mullet that the wig wouldnt cover

I have my own Santa suit. It's nice in a mall but it's a real showstopper in a factory

No.

Am I missing something.????
Am I outta the loop of a buncha dawgs that are in the know on something .
I need inclusion.
Need info I can gather.

The more the merrier for a nationwide info flow!!!

I dont like the apprehension wondering about schit about what others know..


You all are killing me with this santa stuff..
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We have reason to believe Happy Camper does the mall santa thing

... O K... Where's the Billy Bob Thornton video?...

At my grandpa's church 2 years ago.

That was a trip.

Old lady would kill me if she knew I posted this.

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10 ga.
She doesn’t look happy.

If I made my wife dress up like Mrs Claus, I'd definitely have to have sex with her to make up for it.

She wasn't pleased I took the pic!!

When ever I’m in Vegas down at Fremont street. I can’t help but think there was a day in this persons life when the woke up and decided that was the day they dressed as Elvis or put on a tutu and headed out into public. A moment in time when that became a good idea.

Ohhhh
No schit????

Dawgs gleaning the killing fields for meat.
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She doesn't look too happy.

No wonder he's a Happy Camper.
All those little kids, right there in his lap.
But I wonder if that doesn't get a bit painful for him.
Hold it back....hold it back.....

Ain’t fat enough

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I've done Christmas parties, birthday parties, office parties and too many home visits to count, but never a mall.

Yes, for 5 yrs., when my wife managed a small local one here. Boy, did Santa ever get some ear fulls! Santa learned quickly what questions to ask, and which not to ask. KIDS TRUST SANTA!!
One time Santa was asked if he was hungry, and would go to lunch with her. Santa explained he couldn`t but had to stay and talk to the kids in line. Half hour later she shows up with a burger for Santa.
Walking through the Mall with Santa suit on, I was somebody....nobody noticed me without.

Fun years..

That's legit!!!

Once wore a Easter bunny suit riding a motorcycle for a tv commercial. Them little eye holes were hard to see out of.

No Santa jobs.

Dude! pics!

I made this thread with the hopes that Skeen was once a mall Santa. And could maybe share some confessions 😃😃

Me, a mall Santa?

Bro, I don't have the required skill-set. I can barely tolerate my own kids and I can't stand other peoples' kids!

Edit, upon further review, though I may not have the required "soft-skills" to be a mall Santa, clearly I possess the round nose, ruddy cheeks and facial hair.


Don't worry about the pic, I'm wearing socks.

I'm every Mrs. Santa Claus's dream boat!

Only at a timber company Christmas party.

I hate malls.


Unless they have a good chocolate shop and maybe a ...........................................................



Orange Julius

LOL

Good one JC. Are you Strider?

Geno Santa leave naked, drunk, in his homemade moccasins, wearing a lampshade?
Lol

Hahaha

With whip marks on his bare ass cheeks 🤣🤣🤣

Not a mall Santa but I was the store Santa at the Alco store in Hays Kansas in the late 70's early 80's. Hey, it was beer money. Had diaper rash on the knee, from all the little munchkins gettin excited and peeing themselves.

Nah, I'd already quit drinkin' by the time I worked for them folks.


Might be why they asked me to be the Santa though..................less embarrassing for the company.

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You been to New Zealand but ain’t ever been to a Hardee’s? No chit??!!?

Carl's Jr. out West.

Carl's Jr., share a meat embrace...

Oh yeah “out west” it’s named something different

Way cooler

LOL

Probably has a Western BBQ Ranch burger on the menu there too that we’re not privi to know about.


Maybe even “cheese grits” too. With mesquite and jalapeno squirty sauce available also
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i used to play santa at a inner city school for my church. ya and thats not a joke. it was actually fun. the little kids had a ball and loved it, me, santa, whatever.

on another note, i used to work at a dept store in the 70's and we had a santa. this dude was about 70 and was a stone cold alky. i used to sit in the break room with him while he pounded smokes and sipped from a flask and complained about the "little f-uckers". it was hilarious.

Zero pics. 1975-76 time frame. Boss at the motorcycle shop told me I had to do it. The other fuggers at work picked on my azz unmercifully for weeks.

Agreed. The Christmas Spirit is not strong in that photo.

LOL

My new desktop image!

Is there union or hiring hall for mall Santas any creds needed?
Don't know anything about the subject but recall back in the day Santa smelled like cheap rye whisky and Lucky Strikes.