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She wasn't pleased I took the pic!!
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
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When ever I’m in Vegas down at Fremont street. I can’t help but think there was a day in this persons life when the woke up and decided that was the day they dressed as Elvis or put on a tutu and headed out into public. A moment in time when that became a good idea.
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We have reason to believe Happy Camper does the mall santa thing Ohhhh No schit???? Dawgs gleaning the killing fields for meat. 👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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She doesn't look too happy.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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We have reason to believe Happy Camper does the mall santa thing No wonder he's a Happy Camper. All those little kids, right there in his lap. But I wonder if that doesn't get a bit painful for him. Hold it back....hold it back.....
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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She wasn't pleased I took the pic!! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️😄😄😄
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I've done Christmas parties, birthday parties, office parties and too many home visits to count, but never a mall. ![[Linked Image from thumbs4.imagebam.com]](https://thumbs4.imagebam.com/c7/a6/47/ME6NLYB_t.jpg)
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Know fat, know flavor. No fat, no flavor.
I tried going vegan, but then realized it was a big missed steak.
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Yes, for 5 yrs., when my wife managed a small local one here. Boy, did Santa ever get some ear fulls! Santa learned quickly what questions to ask, and which not to ask. KIDS TRUST SANTA!!
One time Santa was asked if he was hungry, and would go to lunch with her. Santa explained he couldn`t but had to stay and talk to the kids in line. Half hour later she shows up with a burger for Santa.
Walking through the Mall with Santa suit on, I was somebody....nobody noticed me without.
Fun years..
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At my grandpa's church 2 years ago. That was a trip. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/3Nzw0ytK/IMG-20181209-111620745.jpg) That's legit!!!
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Once wore a Easter bunny suit riding a motorcycle for a tv commercial. Them little eye holes were hard to see out of.
No Santa jobs.
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Once wore a Easter bunny suit riding a motorcycle for a tv commercial. Them little eye holes were hard to see out of.
No Santa jobs. Dude! pics! 
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I made this thread with the hopes that Skeen was once a mall Santa. And could maybe share some confessions 😃😃
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I made this thread with the hopes that Skeen was once a mall Santa. And could maybe share some confessions 😃😃 Me, a mall Santa? Bro, I don't have the required skill-set. I can barely tolerate my own kids and I can't stand other peoples' kids!
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Edit, upon further review, though I may not have the required "soft-skills" to be a mall Santa, clearly I possess the round nose, ruddy cheeks and facial hair.   Don't worry about the pic, I'm wearing socks. I'm every Mrs. Santa Claus's dream boat! ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/4h2ntbll.jpg)
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Only at a timber company Christmas party.
I hate malls.
Unless they have a good chocolate shop and maybe a ...........................................................
Orange Julius
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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If I made my wife dress up like Mrs Claus, I'd definitely have to have sex with her to make up for it. LOL
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I am MAGA.
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