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Good one JC. Are you Strider?
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Only at a timber company Christmas party.
I hate malls.
Unless they have a good chocolate shop and maybe a ...........................................................
Orange Julius Geno Santa leave naked, drunk, in his homemade moccasins, wearing a lampshade? Lol Hahaha With whip marks on his bare ass cheeks 🤣🤣🤣
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Not a mall Santa but I was the store Santa at the Alco store in Hays Kansas in the late 70's early 80's. Hey, it was beer money. Had diaper rash on the knee, from all the little munchkins gettin excited and peeing themselves.
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"Four things greater than all things are, Women and Horses and Power and War."
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Only at a timber company Christmas party.
I hate malls.
Unless they have a good chocolate shop and maybe a ...........................................................
Orange Julius Geno Santa leave naked, drunk, in his homemade moccasins, wearing a lampshade? Lol Hahaha With whip marks on his bare ass cheeks 🤣🤣🤣 Nah, I'd already quit drinkin' by the time I worked for them folks. Might be why they asked me to be the Santa though..................less embarrassing for the company.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Edit, upon further review, though I may not have the required "soft-skills" to be a mall Santa, clearly I possess the round nose, ruddy cheeks and facial hair.   Don't worry about the pic, I'm wearing socks.  I'm every Mrs. Santa Claus's dream boat! ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/4h2ntbll.jpg) WTF??? I 🥴🥴😬🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Never in a mall...but at a party in New Zealand once...and a few country schools here. You been to New Zealand but ain’t ever been to a Hardee’s? No chit??!!?
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Never in a mall...but at a party in New Zealand once...and a few country schools here. You been to New Zealand but ain’t ever been to a Hardee’s? No chit??!!? Carl's Jr. out West.
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Never in a mall...but at a party in New Zealand once...and a few country schools here. You been to New Zealand but ain’t ever been to a Hardee’s? No chit??!!? Carl's Jr. out West. Carl's Jr., share a meat embrace... ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/K4HsjhO.gif)
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Oh yeah “out west” it’s named something different
Way cooler
LOL
Probably has a Western BBQ Ranch burger on the menu there too that we’re not privi to know about.
Maybe even “cheese grits” too. With mesquite and jalapeno squirty sauce available also
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i used to play santa at a inner city school for my church. ya and thats not a joke. it was actually fun. the little kids had a ball and loved it, me, santa, whatever.
on another note, i used to work at a dept store in the 70's and we had a santa. this dude was about 70 and was a stone cold alky. i used to sit in the break room with him while he pounded smokes and sipped from a flask and complained about the "little f-uckers". it was hilarious.
My diploma is a DD214
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Once wore a Easter bunny suit riding a motorcycle for a tv commercial. Them little eye holes were hard to see out of.
No Santa jobs. Dude! pics! Zero pics. 1975-76 time frame. Boss at the motorcycle shop told me I had to do it. The other fuggers at work picked on my azz unmercifully for weeks.
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She doesn't look too happy. Agreed. The Christmas Spirit is not strong in that photo.
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She doesn't look too happy. Agreed. The Christmas Spirit is not strong in that photo. LOL
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Edit, upon further review, though I may not have the required "soft-skills" to be a mall Santa, clearly I possess the round nose, ruddy cheeks and facial hair. Don't worry about the pic, I'm wearing socks. I'm every Mrs. Santa Claus's dream boat! My new desktop image!
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Is there union or hiring hall for mall Santas any creds needed?
Don't know anything about the subject but recall back in the day Santa smelled like cheap rye whisky and Lucky Strikes.
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