FEMA reminds you to be sure to wear your mask and maintain social distancing.

"Try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household. If possible, wear a mask if you’re sheltering with people who are not a part of your household. Children under two years old, people who have trouble breathing, and those who are unable to remove masks on their own should not wear them."

https://www.ready.gov/nuclear-explosion

I'll just grab a beer, sit on the deck and watch the show.

You really can't make this stuff up.

And don’t forget to put your head between your legs and kiss your azz good bye.

You'll be ok if you just hide under your desk.

I kinda figured we'd be shooting people who are not part of our household, cause they'll be trying to get whatever you have.

So long as you're masked, that's OK.

Don't forget the 6 foot perimeter.

Be sure to duct tape clear plastic to seal all windows. Er, wait....wrong war.

I’m OK, there are no military targets anywhere around here 🙂

Birdwatcher……….

Have U noticed how good a shot Rootin tootin Putin is?

Aboveground radiation protection without shielding (it's possible):

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/16882968/1

Yep San Antonio has no military significance, other than the VA.

theres probably still giant cardboard cans of saltines and barrels of water in the basement of the middle school. thats where i'm heading when the missiles head this way. i remember my training from 1968.

I agree except for the limitations. If there’s ever been a prime chance to kill loser relatives, it would be the end of the world. I refuse to be limited to shooting non blood relatives.

If Russian forces in Ukraine are any representation of their nuclear capabilities, I like our odds.

Well the covid19 fear campaign is failing because the truth slipped out ,despite the maximum efforts leveraged against those that resist the lies. -

---so now they need some new thing to make cowards duck, cover and OBEY them. New fear makes millions fail to remember that the voice-box that is telling them to be afraid is the same one that always lies to them in the past.

Make mine a bourbon and ginger, but I can’t see the world from my deck. Doubt I’ll be missing much.

I must admit, I haven't seen a more pristine example of "bureaucrat think" in quite a while.

Wanna bet the author feels the need to tell you her pronouns when introduced?

At least someone has it figured out......

This

I remember stop drop and cover from 60 years ago, is it still valid???

I'm close enough to the silos it will be over quickly for us. I'm not sure I want to wait out the aftermath anyway.

As long as you're wearing a face diaper, you're cool.

Depends on if those silos are a threat, hopefully they have launched and no longer a first strike target

Figure the targets will still be the East coast same as it always was

It's been a while since I've known anyone connected
with that kind of stuff, from what I understood
the firecrackers we all have will flatten everything
70 miles out from ground zero. Way more juice
than the hiroshima snap caps.
That's been a few years ago when I had friends
in AF and SAC , like before grenada

DFW, Houston, SA, Abilene, El Paso/NM / Ft Bliss
toasty for sure

fine nuclear war, I don't want it, but I hope we fire every one of our nukes, we will die yes.......................just not alone. For this to stop someone needs to slipup behind him with a 9mm..........even though I prefer a 40 caliber

I hope the first USA bound warhead lands smack dab in my lap.

Who knows?
There used to be some silos in Arkansas and
Missouri. There's some old ones about 20 minutes
east of here, but they're old and obsolete and
the firecrackers are long gone

I don't know the exact nature of what it was,
a General Dynamics I think, but there used to
be a place east of here with one of the Air Force 1
planes there. They'll probably get one too

Ft. Sam?

Med center.

You're good.. As long as you have your 5th booster.

I'm sure there'll be some pleased at the thought of
when Edwards and Vandenberg gets theirs, it'll
likely finish the work that the San Andreas started
and the new west coast will be east of the Sierras
around mid Arizona

5 or 6 different bases, Lackland is the first that
comes to mind

Of course ya can. That’s how .gov comes up with it.

Imagine the complete decay of society that would occur. Not Mad Max. Not The Road. It would be far worse because of the huge numbers of people that would be running lawless.

The South would be hit by the human catastrophe. Especially if the event occurred during a cold season.

Texas already has a huge human population. Assuming distribution and power systems are disrupted:
1) people would drift south for warmth.
2) people would leave cities AND suburbs looking for food and water. Imagine Phoenix or with no water and food.
3) borders would be non existent. Ironically there may be a migration into Mexico.
4) "martial law" would be in effect at every level. I could even see interstate wars breaking out over distribution and movement restrictions.

One good thing is that the Internet would be down.

Hell yeah...

Just fueled up the backhoe yesterday.

Son’s stationed there, and agree. There’s a lot happening there. I’ve not mentioned much to his mother.

So many bullseyes around me, won't make difference, won't feel a thing.

Would be kind of cool to go out under a desk though.

Putin wants Ukraine. It would take a class A idiot to nuke a place that you want to keep.

Tactical battlefield nukes are low yield air burst weapons and I doubt any nukes would be use in Ukraine.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=number+of+guns+in+america

The libs in charge are just spewing more bs to distract people from all the Schitt going on right here. Putin knows nuclear would be total devastation for them. Cmon man. Edk

I think Putin is the one generating fear for negotiating purposes.

50 miles from Tinker AFB. I be fried. Just sit on the porch with my dog in my lap.

Especially after we converted Kelly AFB into a mercado....or something.

Don't forget manufacturing locations! I'm an hour outside of Detroit. From what I understand we've always been a target because of all the manufacturing plants that can changeover to tanks and planes and other military toys. Military bases don't produce any of the toys they play with!

I heard Putin's strategic plan is to leave that area untouched hoping GM becomes a supplier of military equipment. LOL

'Russian state TV: “Our submarines alone can launch more than 500 nuclear warheads, which guarantees the destruction of the US and NATO for good measure. The principle is: why do we need the world if Russia won’t be in it?”'

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1498023555975450626

I live about 10 miles from Cheyenne Mountain. So as viking says.....

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Belarus+has+just+revoked+its+non-nuclear+status

Won't happen - even though our people are drumming it up just like they did this whole fiasco. Looking for the storyline that FJB pulled us back from the brink.

MAD is real from all sides involved.

MAD provides a lot of deterrence, true enough.

The scenario people worry about is a gradual escalation which reaches critical mass. Russia has battlefield nukes because they believe they can be used sparingly EXACTLY because of MAD. So if Russia reasons that the world fears MAD so much that even it were to use tactical nukes we would not escalate, and then the US who does not have battlefield nukes.and gets worried about first strike advantage.

Bad things can follow.

Don't worry you can watch DVR reruns of Yellowstone and buy a case of bourbon.

DVR?!?

I'm going full 'Mad Max'.

maybe the radiation will create a new variant of covid?

JFC is there anything you guys DON'T worry about?

Who told you we don't have battlefield tactical nukes?

The prices we pay for living where we choose. People all to often forget that in life. The life picture is way bigger and a single snap shot.

We choose to live in Alaska as much as we can. 45 minutes from a first strike missile defense base. Wonder how safe that is? For the tradeoffs its worth it to us.

Until I started eating beets... I worried about not having stonger more powerful erections

No body important. How many do we have compared to Russia?

Wait, a nuclear exchange would inadvertently target oppressed minority communities and the LGBT communities: RACIST!!! HOMOPHOBIC!!!! NUKES ARE WHITE SUPREMACY!!!!!

I remember that. Hiding under my desk was preferable to when they put us in the hallway in the “ kiss your ass goodbye” position. We were always in a double row, behind the kid with the stinky ass. I always thought “don’t let me die like this. Please put me behind one of the cute girls.”

Get under the heaviest table in your home put your hands clasped together behind your head, pull head down betwix your knees and kiss your ass GOODBYE!

Do you think we know the locations of & are tracking the Russian Subs carrying nukes within range of USA?

LOL!!! See there's a reason to eat your vegetables! Why not go out in a blaze of glory!

Lol

I tried to move to Alaska in 1980 but like everywhere else if you weren't born there they wanted nothing to do with you! I missed a job in Wasilla by a day or I might still be there now!