Anyone ever screw a hotel maid? Go!…..

I never have but then again, they are long gone by the time I get to the room.

Does my girlfriend count? If so then yes. This morning in fact.

Does a girlfriend in a maid like outfit count?

For sure. Good times in the oil field.

No, it's never happened. Hahaha

I don't know about the maids but the gals in the laundry sure seem a little horny.



Roger will know for sure.......

Beat me to it

4 did over the years.

I banged a front desk clerk once.

If it’s good enough for Arnold…

my son works at a local hotel

They recently had to let go of a cute little hottie because she screwed 3 of the guests in about month time frame.

She was the whole package too.

Actually they technically didn't let her go for that, she spit on a judge and was held in contempt of court and while she was sorting that out , horny guests were making inquiries about their regular hookup to the front desk.

Never, nope

You couldn't pay me to bang the ones i've seen,no cuties in little maid outfits but gigantic,hideous she- beasts i'd run screaming from.

Not me. And I spend a lot of nights in hotel rooms.
That said, 90% of hotel maids aren’t very attractive, but there are a few……

Happens a lot on…..


Pornhub. 😂😂

casting couch

Not unless you catch them stealing your billfold, watch, ring(s), etc...

Do you remember his name?

the cleaning ladies at some of the hotels around here are Russian, I suspect they all look like East German Olympic weight lifters from the 80's

No and I stayed at a lot of hotels in my day. I suppose they came and cleaned after I was gone to work.

An "acquaintance" got married and went to Florida on a gifted pre-paid honeymoon. The first day they were in the hotel, new bride goes down to lobby to get snacks/drinks. Comes back to find new hubby in bed with the maid. Wife left and came back to Kentucky. Hubby stayed in Florida to finish out the 10 days of pre-paid hotel room. Needless to say, he got served when he got home.

That got George Castanza fired.

Checking in at Days Inn, girls credit card declined in front of me, she shacked up with me for 2 nights.

Perhaps you swing that way, but I prefer the ladies. What was I supposed to say, "clerkette"?

Y'all be makin' fornication sound OK.

preacher man gonna come on here and tell y'all to repent or some such.

The End is Nearer than you think.

Y'all had a guest?

If she was holding a pistol ................................your post would have made Fieldgrade Charlie proud of you

The correct answer is NO...

I checked, and only hotel maids and nurses were not on the list!

You all are staying at a higher class of hotel than I do. The maids at the Roachtrap Inn are all them little illegal immigrant gals that look like the bad tribe in Apocalypto. Most of em are about 4 foot tall and look like they would gladly cut your heart out of your chest for a plate of black beans.

What the heck does that have to do with gettin' a little action?

Heck, I knew some good American gals that would do that if the time was right and the fella was a good mark.

Hmm, a choice between getting the dick-rot hepatitis from a meth-mouth American gal, or having your liver carved out and sacrificed to some ooga-booga jungle god by a little Aztec gal... flip of the coin.

That is the funniest thing I have read in a while!

I saw one that was game, but she looked like a line backer.

Never seen that looked good enough

Obviously you have never spent a night drinking with me.

Did you miss the "good American gals" part?

Maybe they drank a bit too much at times, but no meth use.

Did she have an Adam's apple?

Didn't Kobe Bryant get in trouble for boning a maid in 2003 when he was in Vail, CO, for knee surgery?

Yep, she Me Too'ed his ass I believe

Do hotel maids ever screw the guests?
Several times over the years!
But I never had much fit to steal, so, if they did, it didn't do them much good!

Closest I ever came to getting screwed by a hotel maid is when one failed to levee any fresh towels.

If you don't wake up in the tub, covered in ice and missing a kidney - did you really have sex?

You gotta be pretty hard up to be messing with mexican babes who're certain to give you every social disease known. A definate NO THANKS !

Ah! For the days when maids were American!

I'll spare you my stories.

Glad you no longer work as a motel maid










Come on - you had to know that was coming.

You want me fluff pillow?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo-tq2f5xCg

I really did work as a hotel maid, but that's a different story yet.

Oh Paul....

You are a glutton for punishment, ya know that?

Wait until Conrad see's this!

lol

Hotel maids, no.


But back in the '70s, there was this Dunkin' Donuts girl doing a promotional tour, and staying at a hotel my buddies worked at. We all got a chance to fill her with Boston cream.

lololol

Had a buddy of mine vacation in Ocean City Md back in early 2000s. Apparently back then (not sure now), there were tons of Eastern European kids there on summer visas for work. His maid was from Estonia IIRC, and they flirted quite a bit despite the language barrier.

Gets home, downloads his digital camera, I guess she had taken a bunch of exciting selfies for him. He was sick. LoL.

Oh My!!!!

Had a buddy staying in a hotel for shot-show, and when he got home, there were pictures on his camera of the black 300lb maid with his toothbrush mashed up against her starfish!

He was sick too!

Know 2 that did.

But room cleaning wasn't their #1 job.
It just allowed them access to the motel

Hahaha. Tff. Winner, winner....

She was a hotel maid when this pic was taken. She's a housekeeping supervisor now.

She's hot!

Can you even feel anything with spandex condoms?

She was so good she could make you feel through a concrete condom.

insert bullschit story about porking a hot latina maid on a business trip <here>

The work release in spokane has girls working at the downtown motels. Suffice it to say that their moral comapss doesn't always point north, and they're time monitored, so......godspeed.

I get the ribbed ones and turn them inside-out....for MY pleasure.

- - Too Much Information.

+1

Holy [bleep] this is too funny!!!

Two very different definitions of sick!

Yep in fact I married her.

IIRC, cost him a $3MM "make up" diamond ring to keep momma from divorcing his butt...

Welcome to Texas 🤮

😂

Expensive piece of tail.

Things were going fine until he stuck it in her butt.

Or something like that.

+2
Plus, for the last 25 years, I've been married to KYHillChick. She's been plenty. Even when I was doing the road warrior thing, I'd not risk it with something that looked like one of Tatoo's cousins.

Even if I intiallly survived 'HillChick finding out, I'd be living for the rest of my short miserable life looking over my shoulder. Eventually, her kin would catch up to me and I'd be fed to the hogs.

Dating a hillbilly girl makes a man rethink his ways.

My crew lived in a motel for 15 months in South Texas while we were in the shipyard building our facility. Several maids and desk girls got screwed. The manager took up with one of the guys on the other crew. They were trying to hook a guy with a good paying job and some did. A few ended up getting married.

LOL.

I did a long project out of state, and had long term rooms at the motel for myself and my crews.

One of the desk girls was off the chart hot. She looked like Kate Beckinsale. Coulda been her twin.

I've always like Kate Beckinsale....

Didn't marry her though.

I’ll just save my wiener for the good stuff! You know, librarians.

There were a couple in the hotel I was staying at near Grand Rapids I might have made a run at in my younger days but that was before AIDS and all the other crap that came up.

You are right! There's something to be said for librarians too!

There all screamers! 😉

I knda believe some of you guys posting on this, are the same people that wrote into playboy magazine years ago.

Does whacking off into a hotel towel count? (asking for a friend)

I checked into a hotel, and the maid asked if I wanted a room with a shower or a bath...

Wanting to save money, I asked "What's the difference?"
The maid replied, "You need to stand up in the shower."

Then there were the newlyweds who checked into a nice hotel. The bride was a virgin and in the morning the sheets were a bit stained. They left for the day and the groom pinned a $20 to the stain and apologized. When they got back, the maid had done up the room and left a thank you note "Thank you for the tip. Please come again."

Yes they do. Staying on International Boulevard in Orlando visiting the rodent. Somehow the key to our room safe fell out of my shorts and Consuelo our maid hit the safe for $500 cash and my travelers checks (which we got replaced). Had to be her because no one broke down the door to our room. Ended up costing me $100 after my homeowners insurance paid the claim on my cash. I was lucky she didn’t touch our return airline tickets from the vacation from Hell.

With all that time that they are required to be quiet, it stands to reason that they'd need to let it go.

Precisely!

Did the hotel’s bartender for a couple nights while staying.

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Last place we had reserved had so many lot lizards coming out of it we loaded back up again and found another.

I didn't book either one and I'm a not much bothers me type, but that place was creepy.

Haha, stayed in a place like that in Odessa, TX during one of the booms. I still shudder from time to time when I think about it.

Sometimes those are the FUN places!

Most around here are the type that should not wear spandex, so no.

Quality Inn near us, that you could supposedly get a quick $50 BJ from a maid?

Knew an old buzzard that claimed he availed himself of that added service. Not much in the way of security. Make your connection, meet up at the door out back for employees and the maid had reserved a nearby storage room for the efforts.,Wouldn't know, ain't had to buy one yet.

^^^^ He should have been able to get a meth junkie cheaper.

Them teeth shards could cause a lot of problems in so many ways .
Kenneth

not my thing.